* Posts by jason 7

2944 posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Samsung shoots Galaxy S III with shrink ray, unveils 4in Mini

jason 7
Facepalm

Re: Disappointing

Me too.

I was quite excited (well looking back maybe vaguely interested) when I thought of having the power of a S3 in a smaller package.

Then it turns out its not really a mini SIII at all, more a mini SII.5

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'It's not a post-PC world: Just a post Windows one, maybe'

jason 7
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Re: Ahem...People tend to buy PCs less frequently than they do laptops/phones and tablets.

So you are saying that if EVERYONE carried their PC around like they do their phones then they wouldn't last as long.

That's just genius! Who would have thought it!?

Erm except they dont, do they. Hence my point.

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jason 7
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Re: windows is a niche OS

Well that 1% need to have more kids if they ever want it to grow cos I can't give Linux away to my customers that have used Windows, even if it means they get a PC for £100 less.

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jason 7
Facepalm

Ahem...People tend to buy PCs less frequently than they do laptops/phones and tablets.

Why?

They last longer. More powerful. Not so prone to fickle obsolescence and the "must have the latest version (for some reason that I'm not quite sure of) phenomenon.

Plus you can usually install any OS on them over a 5-8 year period. Try doing that with a phone or a tablet.

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Microsoft spruces up crap apps in early Win8 update

jason 7

The only problem I have with Windows 8 is......

...the terrible font support.

In some apps it looks wrong in desktop mode. I think they have screwed around with Cleartype to make it work better with some monitors pixel setups but not others. In some instances it looks like they just switched it off. I have tried 'tuning' it.

In Metro/Modern land they decided to make the whole area run by DirectX so if you have AA/AF and MSAA etc. enabled for games on the GPU then it transfers that to the fonts in Metro Apps making them look awful. Basically your screen looks like a poor colour photocopy.

Switch on all the bells and whistles your GPU can do then pop into Metro land and see what it looks like.

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jason 7
WTF?

Re: Is it just a cunning plan...

Unlike the Apple herd that suckles so readily from a similar teat?

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jason 7
Facepalm

All these apps for news, sport, weather, video etc..........

Why not just use a web browser?

You know everything in one place. All these different apps for different things just seem a bit arse about face.

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Sony Vaio T13 Ultrabook review

jason 7

Re: VGA?

Or one of those never used S-video ports?

VGA ports are handy however for road warriors that have to hook up to often ancient boardroom projectors.

One of those annoying legacy hangovers.

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jason 7

Re: FAIL

Hmmm I thought WXGA applied to only 1280x res.

There we go.

At least we know you've seen the comments.

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jason 7
Stop

Re: FAIL

Indeed.

Also the report says WXGA but it isnt.

C'mon Register stop reviewing this kind of crap. You are not doing anyone any favours here.

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SpaceX Falcon 9 flameout leaves commercial satellite in wrong orbit

jason 7

Re: Excellent

Indeed,

I just think back to all those early NASA shots of rocket testing...........

In this case I think they can still break out the cigars.

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Don't panic, but UK faces BLACKOUTS BY 2015

jason 7

Re: I would really like one

Yes strictly only barn conversions and large holiday homes need apply.

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jason 7
Mushroom

Re: Dont worry!

If the customer is desperate enough and the money is there its amazing what can be achieved.

These projects only take so long due to lawyers and people stringing the jobs out longer means...more money.

Its how BAe came to be so big. It doesn't really take 20 years to build an aircraft carrier or a fighter jet.

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jason 7
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Re: Don't close the working ones

I have to say I hate driving past my local govt/council offices at 10pm to see most of the lights still on.

Why cant buildings have a central timer?

If staff are still in a place of work at 10pm that doesn't run shifts then something is wrong.

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jason 7
Facepalm

Dont worry!

As soon as the first brown-outs happen and folks can't toast a panini, watch X-Factor or charge their iPads, the whole green argument and planning red-tape will be trampled underfoot and we'll have four+ new reactors built and online within 5 years.

Shame we cant do it a little more progressively but that's how it works nowadays. No one gives a damn until they are directly affected.

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jason 7
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Re: Power outages have benefits, too

It's not so daft.

Some years ago I switched to just spending 3 minutes in the shower each morning rather than the usual "however long I felt like it".

Saved me just over £100 in water and gas over the year. Thats just for ONE person. Now apply that to a family of four and surely its worth a try?

Also as both myself and my wife work from home now, we decided to apply the old "only flush the loo during the day if we really have to" routine.

After a year of doing that we are now down to a Solo tariff for our water which is a further saving.

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Tablet security study finds BlackBerry still good for something

jason 7
FAIL

The tame tech press.

Yes the tech press really do need to get their priorities right.

Had modern computer tech back in the 80's just been down to Apple most of us would never have got to use a computer as an everyday item let alone own several of them for use at home and on the go.

It certainly wasn't Apple's efforts that gave most of them a career. Not that MS deserves a free pass but this current total reality disconnect that just because tech journos can do 99% of their (let's be honest) hardly that demanding job on just a phone and a tablet doesn't mean the rest of the working world should be able to as well.

Most people have to do boring but quite intensive jobs on their computers that tablets just don't cut it for.

And as for switching to Mac for doing those jobs on, well ask my other half that when she joined a web agency she caused gasps when she asked for a windows PC to do her job on rather than the 100% Mac environment they had. Anyway they gave her a £1200 PC (same as what they spent on Macs basically) and she loved it.

Unfortunately so did a lot of the Mac using staff. Why? Because hers was the only machine man enough to do a lot of the boring day to day tasks that the HR and accounts folks couldn't do on their Macs.

"Can I just run the payroll on your PC? My Mac just takes ages/crashes when I do it!"

But the tech journos say we should all be running such stuff on iPads!!??

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jason 7
Happy

Playbook encryption

Now extends to personal data as of the 2.1 update this week.

Remember folks, back buttons are so last decade.

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Will you soon be fingering your seven-incher?

jason 7

Re: I'm perfectly satisfied

I know what you mean. After you use 'gestures' any other touch device feels rather old fashioned. I've tried a lot of them but the Playbook really does work the smoothest.

Having to use a back button?? Only able to run one app at a time??

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Just how good is Nokia's PureView 41Mp camera tech?

jason 7
Facepalm

Re: instagram?!

Instagram...now if ever there was an app for muppets...

"Yeah the idea for the app is we let people make their crappy photos even more crappy!"

"Who wil fall for that???"

"Who do you think..Hipsters!"

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Forget Apple's AirPlay - it's Windows 8 you want, says speaker maker

jason 7
Facepalm

Why is it......

...that companies think stereo/audio works best when the drivers are 11 inches apart?

You can never get past the 'bedside clock radio effect' with that sort of arrangement no matter how much money you throw at it.

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HP Spectre XT 13in Ivy Bridge Ultrabook review

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Re: Ping Cliff Joseph

I agree.

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jason 7
Facepalm

Re: stopping reviewing these favourably

I have mentioned this to a few tech sites that chances are the target audience don't want laptops costing more than £600 with low res screens and integrated Intel graphics so should stop reviewing them.

Basically tell the manufacturer's "Sorry but this machine falls below the standards our readers would want!"

Yes it might mean less laptops for review but then they (the manufacturers) might start asking why

Maybe set a Reg Hardware minimum spec requirement for kit submitted for review?

Otherwise why bother publishing reviews that just get laughed at?

By all means do the odd "£300-£400 laptop round up for your Mum/kids" article come Xmas but for the rest of us we need a little bit more.

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jason 7
Meh

Interesting article here about scaling for Windows 8 but it essentially holds true for Windows 7.

It doesn't work very well with high res but small screens.

http://techreport.com/review/23631/windows-8-ppi-scaling-on-the-zenbook-prime

1440x900 is about as high as you want to go at 13"

I would have expected a better GPU for that price too. At least something around the AMD 6450 level.

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OK - who just bought a biz PC? Oh wait, none of you did

jason 7

Re: Catch up

FinUk,

let me guess you wear white plimsoles, skinny jeans and the app you do most of your work in is...hmmm Instagram?

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jason 7
Facepalm

Re: Could it be because?

Spot on.

For 99% of business users a 2006 spec dual core PC with 2Gb of ram will do all the Office 2000/2003/2007/2010/2013 work you'd ever need.

Its not about folks not wanting desktops because they are crap. It's just that PC technology hit a plateau for many several years ago. It's been game over for desktop PC churn since dual cores came along.

Laptops only stay in there because they generally don't last as long as an old Dell desktop that never moves (if most business laptop owners were honest most of them don't move either).

However, tech pundits refuse to mention that because their job relies on getting people to buy flashy crap they don't need.

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Analysts slash Ultrabook sales estimate by over 50%

jason 7
FAIL

All Ultrabooks seem to fail.

Every review for an ultrabook starts off pretty good, they look nice etc. then they fail due to one or two bizarre penny pinching corners cut, which on a £800+ machine just seems really stupid.

Such as -

Low res, cheap TN screen.

No USB3.0

Only 4GB of ram.

Intel only graphics.

Stupidly large 5400rpm HDD

Stupidly small SSD

Doesnt anyone in the Ultrabook design dept. sit down and think..."Is that really the best choice at that price?"

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Intel: Behold the TABLETS of our partners, proof of Win8's MIGHT

jason 7

Re: MS are ANTI choice.

Yep, ultra slow 8gb Ssd tech, single core atom cpus, 512mb of ram and too small screens do not make a slick computing experience.

Why not pay £50 more and get a proper laptop.

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jason 7
Meh

Re: MS are ANTI choice.

Hmm downvotes. I guess the stark reality that given the choice of a free operating system like Linux and paying £100 for Windows, most of the general public would still choose Windows is too much of a bitter pill for some to swallow.

Guys I've tried pushing Linux, I mean a sale is a sale even if its just on the hardware but they really really don't want linux. Everybody loves a freebie, just not Linux.

Another case was a kids group that had been given ten old Dell PCs with the OS removed. They didn't want to shell out for Windows (even going through the charity deal) so I installed Ubuntu on them. They only needed access to Facebook/Internet and a little Open Office.

At the same time I also gave them two Windows XP machines as backup.

Guess which machines get used all the time? Clue - The Linux machines haven't been switched on in a long time.

The year of Linux....never gonna happen.

It's a shame but really it's like flogging a dead horse.

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jason 7
Mushroom

Re: MS are ANTI choice.

Yes a little pause for thought for the Linux fans here.

I often get asked to get in or build pcs for customers. Sometimes they are a bit strapped for cash and so I will tell them they can have Ubuntu Linux or the like for free instead of windows. I give them a little demo to show it will do what they need.

I must have done this a dozen times or more. The result?

Not one took Linux. They all stumped up the extra for windows.

Linux - you really can't give it away.

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jason 7
Mushroom

Re: Win8 Most undesirble Chrimbo Present competition winner 2012. win8FAIL

All of you are wrong.

From what I've seen of my customers who have bought their kids a tablet, it's usually -

Broken tablet screen by new years eve. No more tablets.

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Windows 8 and you – So, what's next?

jason 7

Re: This is how I see it.

Well it says a lot about the competition/alternatives if the general computing public are now only waking up to this allegedly amazing conclusion.

It took how long? Yes must be terrible, how have most of us managed all these years?

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jason 7
WTF?

This is how I see it.

MS knows full well that the enterprise/corps are going to skip 8. They have finally realised that its pointless making enterprise friendly OS versions every time when only one in three gets adopted to any degree.

Sop what has 'staid and boring' old MS gone and done? They have taken a risk. Wow, how crazy is that.

They have decided to come up with a new strategy to pull together all its devices and systems into one family.

I say well done. They are trying a new way with an OS that they know will be largely domestic. So you train the users at home so they are ready when it comes to business adopting Windows 10 (whatever).

They try something new and quite daring and they get shot down.

If it was Apple doing this it would be classed as the "most daring and spectacular strategy ever devised by mankind!" by the tame tech media.

Pretty predictable really.

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WTF is... NFC

jason 7
Facepalm

So I guess......

...had Apple decided to put NFC in the iPhone5 the tone of the article would have been -

"Oh my god why isn't everyone using NFC??!!

Instead as they didn't it's "well it's not worth bothering with then!"

Am I just that cynical of the tame tech press?

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GiffGaff: We've got no iPhones, but here's how to cut down your SIM

jason 7
WTF?

Re: 3 doesn't seem to have a problem with large monthly traffic

What the hell are you guys doing with your phones to pull down that much data?

And over 3G too?? You must have you phones connected to the charger the whole time.

I make do with 500MB each month with capacity to spare.

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TalkTalk somehow retains most-complained-about-ISP title AGAIN

jason 7
FAIL

Re: Destroyer of broadband connections

My dad had a similar experience. He was with some ISP that got merged into talkTalk over the years. Tiscali was it?

Well he started off with a 6MB connection and as TalkTalk took over and more companies got merged in the services got worse and worse. By last Xmas he was down to a intermittent 1Mb connection. It was truly useless.

We got in a new router etc. to no avail. We contacted TalkTalk and they just shrugged their shoulders. Nothing they could do.

So I told him to switch to BT. He was switched over a couple of weeks later, we plugged in the router and we had a rock solid 6.5Mb connection. It's been perfect ever since.

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Windows Store size doubles: Now 0.3% the size of Apple's

jason 7
Meh

Divide the total number of apps in any App Store...

....by 1000 to find the true number of useful apps.

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Made for each other: liquid nitrogen and 1,500 ping-pong balls

jason 7

Re: Amazing

I agree, courses that will put money on the table - Free of charge. Maybe charge a deposit fee repayable after staying resident in the UK for 3- 5 years after graduation.

Courses that are a waste of life - Charge the earth.

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jason 7

Re: Amazing

All we have to do is tell the retards in the HR depts in the UK that 90% of jobs do not require a degree full stop.

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Neil Gaiman’s saucy pop wife agrees to pay her musicians in money

jason 7
Happy

Re: This appears to be a growing trend.

Nope always managed to get paid for every job I've done.

Just a little rule I've always applied.

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jason 7
Facepalm

This appears to be a growing trend.

That a certain sector of the public thinks that everyone around them should offer, do everything and work for free but they themselves should somehow be able to make money and keep it all.

I feel therefore, all people from now on should have to work the first six months of their working life for free. Maybe even pay £100 a month for the privileged.

Just to see how that doesn't work for them so they won't ask others to do so in future.

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Apple's brilliant plan to fix iOS Maps: Get YOU to do it

jason 7
Trollface

Oh and I forgot to include the descendants of the people who invented the sextant, the magnetic compass and cartography. I'm sure Apple will have a patent on those tucked away somewhere.

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jason 7
Meh

I'm sure Apple could have paid for any costs out of the spare change down the back of the sofas outside the boardroom.

I smell turnaround and dump so litigation ahoy with other map providers.

I'm sure TomTom/Garmin/Google/Nokia will be receiving served documents very soon.

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jason 7
Mushroom

Wow just imagine if MS had done this........

...it would be full hilarious derision all round on the Six O'clock news and Channel 4 news etc. etc.

Every tech pundit chipping in that Apple would have done a better job blah blah.

Just saying....

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HTC hawks fresh WinPho smartphones

jason 7
Happy

With regards to the colours...

...It wouldn't surprise me if this is a Microsoft suggestion for this generation of windows mobiles to help differentiate them from the others.

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Who queues for an iPhone 5? Protesters, hipsters and the jobless

jason 7
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Re: MUMMY'S ALLOWANCE

So which company was losing £1000 a day having you queuing on their dime?

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New vicious UEFI bootkit vuln found for Windows 8

jason 7

Re: Don't worry about it....

Indeed, is that John Lennon's 'Imagine' I hear playing in the background.

Some IT folks really have the perceptive abilities of a 6 year old.

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jason 7
Childcatcher

Re: still vulnerable to the old attacks if the SecureBoot technology is not turned on by default

And while they are at it, turn on DEP/ASLR/SEHOP for everything too as default.

Oh and mandatory password for Admin accounts as default too.

Then that's most of it.

It's all there just MS always wimps out from turning all the security on.

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Windows 8: Never mind Office, it's for GAMING

jason 7
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Re: Gaming is a very niche market.

So I guess if we looked at the top 10 best selling list of PC games over the past 5 years we would see a list of games with no numbers after them?

I bet 70% of them would have the number 3 or higher after them.

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Ten backpacks for tech-heads

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And I have a 12 year old Targus CDB1 backpack.

One of the best items I have ever had. Been all over the world with me. Loads of space and pockets. Still holding up well. Have looked at other bags like in this review but they all look like they are designed for 11 year older or hipsters.

I wish I could find another new CDB1 for when mine eventually gives up the ghost. No chance.

Hohum.

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