Judging from the attrition rate once they get home social media doesnt seem to be of much help.
Posts by Tom 7
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TikTok boom: US Army bans squaddies from using trendy app on govt-issued phones
Re: I think you'll find the ban covers more than just work phones
I dunno, as anyone who was forced to crack early software when dongles failed you should know its relatively easy to hide really quite complicated code inside exe type files that only makes sense when you have the right entry point. The US may have access to the source code of other stuff and not this.
Imagination and Apple, sitting in a tree, l-i-c-e-n-s-i-n-g GPU tech semi-secretly: Brit chip designer strikes iGiant deal
Re: Two and a half years ago I wrote
"If designing a GPU from scratch is so easy why it intel's so poor." You gave the reason for that in your next sentence: "Even if you do design your own GPU you're going to still need to use a lot of other companies patents."
I think there are only a couple of GPU patents that are actually worthwhile in the sense they were not obvious but I have a feeling AI will producing speedups to make people eyes water soon - see the 3 body problem 'solution' recently. Admittedly the data required for this may only be available to large firms at the moment but it would be great if we could get a Risc-V type approach to GPU design with some open source data sets. Patents just slow everyone down.
Snakes on a wane: Python 2 development is finally frozen in time, version 3 slithers on
Smart speaker maker Sonos takes heat for deliberately bricking older kit with 'Trade Up' plan
Re: Many happy non-returns
Few people are aware of the difference. My nephews were up over Xmas and plugged their iPhones into my hifi and were surprised to find things like bass guitar and drums in their favourite music so I'd suggest that most things these days are no-where near 'good enough'. I've got a quad33/303 (and a box of 2n3055s somewhere) with a couple of 35y old Mission monitors plugged into my TV and they say its infinitely better than their expensive sound bar and the Missions only go down to 80hz ffs.
Re: Many happy non-returns
I've got some Quad valve amps from 1956 and some Quad electrostatics from the early 60's that piss all over Sonos for sound quality and easily be connected to my phone and be heard 3 rooms away.
Even better if you put the amps on the floor in between the speakers you can dry clothes on them!
Lynch lied about Autonomy's accounts, rages HPE to the High Court
A user's magnetic charm makes for a special call-out for our hapless hero
Re: Super Magnets
My dad was a mad professor and had access to things beyond normal ken - like Electron microscopes and centrifuges that did 50,000 rps. On day he came home with a magnet that was so powerful it stuck to the car door as he tried to bring it into the house and stayed there until one of his colleagues de-gaussed it with whatever he'd used to gauss it with. The window winder never worked again.
Beware the Y2K task done too well, it might leave you lost in Milan
The best pen I ever had was a fibre tip one that I won for drinking about 15 pints of Guinness one night at uni. It took about two weeks of lecture notes - we had around 20 hrs a week of them - until the tip wore down to a point where it was an utter pleasure to write with and performed brilliantly until I lost it on a Badger Ales promotion night!
Re: Y2K bugs
I stayed in a rather nice hotel in the Caribbean and noted the prices in the hotel and wandered a couple of hundred yards down the road we had come in by to a shack I'd spotted and came back with two cases of Carib and a belly full of rum and fried chicken to die for and cooled them in the waste bin with ice from the free ice machines every 10 yds down the hotel corridors. This saved me a considerable amount of money and I was intrigued to discover some of the staff there ran a side business where they popped over to the shack to get cases for residents on the quiet when said people had been drained nearly dry of funds by the hotel prices. The Americans make it easy for the hotels though - most of them never had the courage to go out the front door until they left. Which is a shame because a lot of really nice Caribbean land has been converted into little America.
Senior health tech pros warn NHS England: Be transparent with mass database trawl or face public backlash
Y2K? It was all just a big bun-fight, according to one Reg reader
Dont feel too agrieved - I personally find the holdiay season a good time to be at work earning shit loads. I always find the xmas/ny period to be the dullest of the year, sparkly but dull - there is nothing to buy in the shops, theres fuck all on the TV you havent seen 30 times before and the amateur drinkers are out in force getting morose as they remember why they dont drink normally or just blocking the bar^ while trying to remember the order for 10 drink for their group. Highly overated time of the year unless you are a child and I'm glad my bro and family drove to ours in 3 times the normal journey time thus wasting 8 hours of serious drinking.
* my local used to turn over three times the saturday on xmas eve with 5 times the bar staff all on bonuses though we used to get some impressive tips too and the landlord did ask me why there was a £1/4 million time checked in which was me being too tall to see the till screen without standing back and not being able to do so with all the bloody staff in the way and not realising it had not rung up properly in the days when you did the sums in your head and I concatenated two rounds!
But Eccles cake still dont use flaky* pastry. Mind you food is pretty fluid and I dont mean soup. My mam came from Aberdeen and I used to love going up there and having hot rowies with butter for breakfast. It turns out rowies are croissants with a Scottish twist - ie a lot more cardiac arrests if you are an inactive sofa surfer.
* certainly not the stuff used to top 'pies' - at least not when I was a kid which could at best be called dandruff rather than flaky.
Re: Saved our bacon Y2K did.
Its strange isnt it - I've worked at places with ERP systems that can count how many griigle widgets are likely to be dropped in the machine shop and order in extra to make sure production isn't stopped but they dont give a fuck about the machine that controls the thing that actually sends the order off.
Saved our bacon Y2K did.
We had a few machines that were mission critical and yet not Y2K fixable. They were not really fixable at all and without the Y2K 'panic' we probably wouldnt have known they existed until they didnt. It was only the OCD PFYs who followed bits of cabling coming out of other machines that revealed boxes that would have been laughed at by the liquidator if they'd stripped the premises bare to sell the boxes of fanfold on top of them!
It was an eye opener to me how companies that had been bought up by other companies and so run by accountants could casually risk a business by getting rid of the people who know before conducting a proper audit. And 20 years on I can find little evidence of a company that employed near 1000 people.
ACLU sues America's border cops: Tell us everything about these secret search teams targeting travelers
Re: I wonder if this is why
A few weeks after 11/9 I was flying to Mexico and scheduled for a 20 minute non getting off stop at somewhere in Florida to refuel. We were taken off the plane. Made to wait an hour and a half before we went and picked up our luggage from the runway and then had to queue up to take it through US customs before another long wait to re-board and finally get to our destination 5 hours late. Even the customs guards at the airport were apologising to us for the inanity of the exercise. At least this was in the days before many people had phones or laptops.
UK's Virgin Media celebrates the end of 2019 with a good, old fashioned TITSUP*
El Reg presents: Your one-step guide on where not to store electronic mail
The time PC Tools spared an aerospace techie the blushes
Re: Edifact
I used EDIFACT for a project - had to write some Kermit stuff to automate getting the files. I think EDIFACT taught me how not to do things but it did mean when I wrote an HTML standards checker it involved about 200 lines of code and the structures more or less cut an pasted from the standard.and I could check our web site for accessibility far better than the government recommended service that cost £1k a pop or something outrageous.
Five years in the clink for super-crook who scammed Google, Facebook out of $120m with fake tech invoices
Re: "says a lot about the quality of accounting at FB and Google"
In my experience the reason why the ERP did not flag this up is because there is a general agreement about enabling 'fraud' for reasons of untraceable transactions. I've been in a couple of companies where a mere click of a button would prevent this sort of thing happening but mumbled reasons as to why the button cannot be clicked are bandied about.
This isn't Boeing very well... Faulty timer knackers Starliner cargo capsule on its way to International Space Station
Cheque out my mad metal frisbee skillz... oops. Lights out!
London's Westminster Council wins appeal against phonebooth-cum-massive-digital-advert
Want to live long and prosper? Avoid pirated, malware-laden Star Wars free vid streams – and pay to watch instead
JavaScript survey: Devs love a bit of React, but Angular and Cordova declining. And you're not alone... a chunk of pros also feel JS is 'overly complex'
Re: It's not about JavaScript
I'd be quite happy to work on a JS project if it adhered to simple software management standards* and KISS - not found one yet.
* perhaps the Unix idea of "Do one thing and do it well" is all we need..
JS is like any other language - but it seems to have far too many self taught code warriors who can produce a simple flashy interface with all the bells and whistles but none of the organised back end supply lines required to keep it fighting for long.
I think its fair to say legacy C and FORTRAN code is easier to work on - but only because the code warriors who wrote this stuff had experience of keeping the supply lines going - if they hadn't we wouldn't need to keep supporting it as it would have died out long ago,
Who's that padding down the chimney? It's Puma, with its weird £80 socks for gamers
What’s that Skippy? Google’s coughed up $330m in tax Down Under?
I often wonder if we should just get all Ayn Rand for a while. That would mean Amazon would have to pay road tolls to get their shit delivered and, unless Amazon was going to pay for their deliveries to be policed, we could shoot the aerial deliveries down with relative impunity. They'd last two weeks.
Ditto Google - we could just high-jack their traffic for our own needs and reduce their revenue to negative in a moment.
The industrial revolution would have died on its feet with that model - it nearly did in the UK - public roads came about as many businesses were destroyed by toll roads popping up at their gates.
Email blackmail brouhaha tears UKIP apart as High Court refuses computer seizure attempt
IT consultant who deleted every account on UK company Jet2's domain cops 5 months in jail
In the UK they charge you per person generally. In the US its per room. I was staying in a motel with my family of 5 in a cramped family room and as we prepared to leave in the morning the identical room next door to ours emptied into a 17 seater which they filled. I have no idea how they managed that with 3 double beds - they must have brought their own bunk camp beds!
Re: Good
I can think of a dozen places I've worked at where, despite it being relatively simple to implement sensible logical manageable security, management have always overridden the possibility to get something done to 'show off' to colleagues or customers. Rather than wait 10 minutes for things to ripple through safely, transactions be completed etc when they want to be flash they want to do it NOW so the system has to be set to allow that. And they always pass the buck verbally so by the time you turn up with their signed instructions to do what you advised against you're still guilty in everyone else's eyes.
Hate speech row: Fine or jail anyone who calls people boffins, geeks or eggheads, psychology nerd demands
Amazon Germany faces Christmas strikes from elf stackers, packers and dispatchers
Post Office coughs £57.75m to settle wonky Horizon IT system case
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