* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

SpaceX breaks run of scrubs with Starlink launch: Darth Musk finds your lack of faith in on-time launches... disturbing

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Re: Week roundups

Can anyone explain why their mosquito nets are so expensive? I can get about 100m2 of fine netting for my garden for the price of on of their nets.

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Re: Week roundups

No more than a blip? Don't bet on it. Nature has a way of making homosap look like saps.

A decades-old lesson on not inserting Excel where it doesn't belong

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Re: 65536

Pixelated shirley?

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Re: Thingies cat

Not met many tories then?

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Re: Thingies cat

If you are in a Conservative Government and you hire your mate you know its going to be a disaster.

FFS FSF, you're 35 already? Hands up if you just sprouted a gray hair or felt a craving for a Werthers Original on reading that. Happy birthday, folks

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Re: Werthers?

Bonfire night used to involve making a whole variety of sugary treats. Properly made treacle toffee would remove filling from your teeth and make temporary door hinges. I remember watching something about the Cubans making some form of metal filler/glue from sugar and it brought to mind having to drink lava temperature hot chocolate in an attempt to melt your jaws apart. I was pleased to discover mulled cider with added vodka worked pretty well as I got older. Last time I went to the cinema I estimated I made over a thousand pounds worth of cinder toffee most bonfire nights!

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Re: Don't forget Barley Sugar!

We popped up to the lakes one afternoon after a massive spag boll for lunch. I got car sick and threw up a jumper!

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Re: Werthers?

I know I'm getting old and my remaining teeth are dodgy but mint imperials are like pebbles these days - I'm sure I could happily crunch them thirty years ago. For comparison I can quite happily crunch the hazel nuts that have escaped the squirrel bastards with their long tails and twitch noses.

Wind and quite a bit of fog shroud Boris Johnson's energy vision for the UK

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Re: Or

Nuclear looks like its not working. Two reactors cancelled and two more being cancelled soon - and that's at 96p/KWh guaranteed and leaving the waste storage for many future generations. We cant do it ourselves and furriners aren't going to risk anything in £ for the foreseeable.

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Re: The big problem however...

Most people cant retrofit heat pumps. With 40G of wind and probably 12G or more of PV by then a sunny windy day will exceed the UKs electricity requirements with those two alone.. You can get some pretty thin storage heaters and you may even be paid to fill them up with lovely heat. It may be come apparent now why the companies are rushing to put in shit smart meters. Imagine having smart meters that were actually smart and they could let you know when to charge your electric car or hot water (sometimes it will be cheaper to use gas, other times leccy) or even to crunch some bitcoins.

Bang in another 20G of renewables and on at the right time you could make steel at incredibly low cost.

Pack your bags! Astroboffins spot 24 'superhabitable' exoplanets better than Earth at supporting complex life

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Re: an atmosphere containing oxygen

And the product of fermenting glucose by a yeast.

Big IQ play from IT outsourcer: Can't create batch files if you can't save files. Of any kind

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Re: Couldn't happen now?

If the information in there is anywhere near mission critical it should be removed from the spreadsheets and stored safely in a db. The spreadsheets can then read that info from the db safely and with security. the calculations need to be in the DB too if possible - stored procedures are not hard and can provide a level of abstraction that means you just change the SP when there is a minor DB change and you dont have to re-write 4000 random spreadsheets around the place.

Spreadsheets have their place (in /dev/null?) but some find them useful but they are damn near immune to good software practices that have evolved over the last 60 years and if people are going to fuck with them its worth making sure you can keep proper control over any useful IT in them given they are so easy to fuckup.

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Re: Couldn't happen now?

Don't be ridiculous - its quite apparent she has no concept of numbers that large.

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Re: More than once ...

Security is quite easy. All you have to do is sort out ownership and responsibility. You simply cant fuck with anything that you dont own or are responsible for and should not be allowed the ability to do so. get management to agree to this, set up the appropriate security groups to provide the necessary and sufficient security levels and within hours you will discover management would rather do away with security altogether than not be able to breach their own rules and spy and interfere outside their pervue.

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Re: Idiocy

Not sure of that. I worked for a small council and we had 7 or 8 software people and 3 pfys and and MBA manager who knew fuck all about bits and bytes. There were 3 old hacks who had managed to resist all attempts to change their contracts to make them legally obliged to train an outsourcing company to do their job. We kept the boss at arms length and serviced the 'customers' very well. I was amazed to discover that other councils of similar size generally had ~100 outsourced people crawling over desks and filling in forms.

We used to get things done before they had even got the first planning meeting for a project and there was generally no budget because we could make it work on the stuff we had.

The reason why other public projects may not work is because people like Did0 get involved. People who are not interested and have no investment in the project in the first place. People who seem to be hell bent on making public projects fail and fail loudly.

Former antivirus baron John McAfee collared, faces extradition to America on tax evasion, securities allegations

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Re: She's Trump's candidate

Just being Rabid is necessary and sufficient for the GOPs these days.

Suffering silicon: Benchmarks for Apple's A14 chip are in, but post-Intel Macs, when they arrive, will tell the real story

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Re: Ha!

cat /proc/cpuinfo gives you all the details of all the cores your system is running on. From there you know the number of each cpu and can launch jobs on a specific core or cores.

Its quite fun to do this on the multi-core RaspberryPis, Getting the distribution of certain programs over the right cores can give some phenomenal performance enhancements.

Unis turn to webcam-watching AI to invigilate students taking exams. Of course, it struggles with people of color

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Re: Actually, they likely can in many cases.

Presumably if you run it in VM you can fool them into thinking that your computer is not what it is and share the non-vmed screen with as many as you want.

Also does it work on Linux?

What a Hancock-up: Excel spreadsheet blunder blamed after England under-reports 16,000 COVID-19 cases

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They're just trolling us now.

That is all,

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Never let a badger program your test and trace.They've got form and they've got a valid grudge!

Hasta la vista, Ola: TfL bans ridesharing startup, claiming unlicensed drivers picked up passengers

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Re: Uber Employees

I used to wear a fruedian slip but it was a bit seethrough.

ISS? More like HISS, am I right? Space station air leakage narrowed down to Russia's Zvezda module

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Re: Or would the airflow be too weak or too strong?

Flames are spherical in space - hemispherical if adjacent to a plane. Dependent on the fuel source of course.

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Re: Or would the airflow be too weak or too strong?

I was aware of that - the poster didnt seem to be.

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Re: Or would the airflow be too weak or too strong?

Dropping?

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Re: Or would the airflow be too weak or too strong?

Convection?

Microsoft lends Windows on Arm a hand with emulation layer to finally run 64-bit x86 apps at last

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Do you live in a weird country where ARM is illegal or something?

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Re: It's just fear of missing out

I'd dare guess that Intel have layouts ready to roll in their fabs at the click of a mouse button.

Xen Project officially ports its hypervisor to Raspberry Pi 4

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Re: Beautiful Madness

I helped run a couple of massive nt servers that fed 300+ PCS around the place. The pi zero is easily faster and has more ram. The SSD has a considerable advantage over the spinning rust too!

Airbus drone broke up in-flight because it couldn’t handle Australian weather

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Are they not aware of winds and wind shear?

These things are probably fine at 70,000 meters where the wind is generally pretty clean. Getting them up there involves lots of potential problems. I'd imagine once you can get one to fly on pv for several weeks then you can make loads and clutter up the skies losing a few on the way up and down because the wind will just tear something that fragile apart. Any experienced pilot will have a story of some kind involving clear air turbulence.

Help! My printer won't print no matter how much I shout at it!

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Re: HP

I used to work down't pit. I've seen what breathing in that shit can do to a man. Even Mansfield Lager wont shift it. Just gaffer tape the room shut and modify the building plans.

It's powered by a mega-corp AI, it has a Liquid Mode, but it's not a T-1000. It's Adobe's PDF auto-reflow for mobile

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Re: Just unfit for the purpose

And almost all PDF producers dont understand "sensible usage".

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Re: RE: Ideal to proof read before printing

There is a need for PDF readers for phones, as there is a need for Rhunestone anti-grav machines for phones. We need to wean people of paper shaped documents NOW!

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Re: RE: Ideal to proof read before printing

Theres a reason its called Pointless Document Format.And while it may lool the same on your screen or printer it wont on someone elses. PDF: the Brexit of the internet - does nothing it says on tin.

It's the year of Linux on the... ThinkPad as Lenovo extends out-of-the-box Ubuntu support to nearly 30 machines

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They'll probably be paying a lot more now!

Nvidia GeForce RTX 3080 debut derailed by website glitches, bots, lack of supply

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I dont know, a decent web form will use standard autocomplete field names and be done and dusted in a trifle.

He was a skater boy. We said, 'see you later, boy' – and the VAX machine mysteriously began to work as intended

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Need a program for ageing techies - 'Last of the Tequila Slammers"

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Re: Wheeled office chairs

I have a bizarre knack of being able to say 'hello doggy' in a stupid voice and any dog other than my own will immediately stop leaping at my throat and play nice. Worked on a bull mastiff today but not in time to not look like something out of Ghost Hunters.

Did this airliner land in the North Sea? No. So what happened? El Reg probes flight tracker site oddity

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Is this an attemp to stop Scoland leaving the UK

It wont know where to go!

The power of Bill compels you: A server room possessed by a Microsoft-hating, Linux-loving Demon

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MS RAID!

We has a RAID 1 configured NT server that started failing. Both disks were identical according to all tests. You could make a copy of either of them and put that disk in and the system would be fine but the two perfectly functional disks in failed. Boot to linux with failing disks in and the raid was fine. Put it down as a WAWA - whistle and walk away. After spending a weekend just completely intrigued as to why it was failing - we think NT just got bored with these two disks in this machine - they worked in other identical boxen and non-identical boxen.

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Re: Not met a demon

I had a 4meg 386 that I set running self tests - disk R/W and memchecks if various mixes and forgot about it. it was getting on for a year before I stumbled into that part of the attic and turned on the monitor to find it still running and error less!

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Re: I once destroyed the internet.

Not much EMP from a ground strike. Now 400 miles up...

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Re: This is why...

Resistance is useless!

Bork, Beer and Breweries: Three of our favourite things

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A bit unfair

calling those random pedestrians giant knobs!

Adobe Illustrator's open source rival Inkscape delivers v1.0.1 - with experimental Scribus PDF export

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Re: I need some pointers

They were working on limited interfaces for particular functions. How far they got I dont know.

In the 80s I used $300,000 a seat chip design workstations. Took months to get fluent with them using them 8 hrs or more a day. Once you were fluent you were off though. I have been using blender a bit and am not fluent yet but that's not really because blender is the problem - its 3d stuff and animation is hard. I tend to automate stuff with python a lot rather than piss about with a mouse and the menu system - largely because complicated things need complicated menus and some times its just a bit too complicated for even a 4k screen, and its a lot easier to make a wall with windows from bricks and window and mortar in code than to crash around menus.

The 'trouble' with open source software is is gives you the total perspective vortex of all the possibilities.The greater the power the more baffling the interface - a bit like reality. I've just done a quick search and found BforArtists which looks like a good front end for Blender for certain users. I hope many more appear but the underlying engines still need to be all powerful.

Its a bit like being able to program properly and using excel - excel will get you started and then fuck you over again and again and require far more support than just learning to do a bit of DB programming. I've a couple of friends who use gimp for their photography stuff and they claim they wouldnt touch photoshop now THEY have learned.

India flies Mach 6 scramjet for 20 whole seconds

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And yet western companies can get away with mass murder in India and get off scot free? Bhopal still not paid for. Its not just India with problems.

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Re: Amazing.

It may be a days pay to those on the minimum wage but redirecting that money in their direction is not likely to improve their lot one iota but it would go into someone who probably doesnt deserve its coffers.

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Re: Amazing.

The Uk does have money for its own space program. We just dont vote in government capable of organising Test and Trace let alone rocket science.

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Re: Blue water navy?

My Bath Force 1 can outdo them at the moment.