* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

Rolls-Royce consortium shopping for factory sites to build mini-nuclear reactors

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I'm reasonably happy with them on submarines. On land the space needed for the installation is insignificant with that required to make it safe from terrorists.

Wolfing down ebooks during lockdown? You might want to check out Calibre, the Swiss Army ebook tool

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Re: Buying consumable content online for immediate consumption

How about 'Devourables' cos thats what I do with a good book.

Arm rages against the insecure chip machine with new Morello architecture

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Re: Pointers to failure

If only there was some way to write some code to make them Smart Pointers so the programmer doesnt have to.

'95% original' film star Spitfire could be yours for a mere £4.5m (or 0.05 Pogbas)

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Re: One of the best 5 minutes of my life

Having flown in several old kites I'm quite jealous of your trip in the spitfire. But you dont drive the best car you've ever driven do you?

'Now' would be the right time to patch Ubuntu container hosts and ditch 21.04 thanks to heap buffer overflow bug

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Re: 21.04 LTS

And my eye tests used to be every year but now further apart than LTSes!

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21.04 LTS

Shirley the LTS says it gets security updates for a mere 10 years.

SpaceX Starlink sat streaks now present in nearly a fifth of all astronomical images snapped by Caltech telescope

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I have been somewhat nervous of the idea of another Carrington event but apparently that would raise the atmosphere enough to knock a lot of Musk turds out of the sky so I'm not so sure now.

Web daddy Tim Berners-Lee on privacy, data sharing, and the web's future

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Re: Solid?

" and in the process introduces a very dangerous vulnerability - a central repository of all your data."

Not so much introduces as exposes. And given people expose themselves regularly already...

COVID-19 was a generational opportunity for change at work – and corporate blew it

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Re: Strawman

"cost-savings can only be achieved by not having everyone in the office at the same time" Plenty of scope for down-sizing the office too. Not paying for (say) half your office space would make a huge difference to the companies bottom line.

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Re: I think this is too bleak - especially for Tech

One thing that really interests me in this is the metrics that fall out of it. In my first job I found I could create (for my own amusement and coding practice) metrics that I thought gave a very good indication of my overall performance. I could have been (and probably was) very biased but they were the only metrics available - performance reviews were largely political but I could stand my own ground. Over time I have noticed that certain corporate functions seem to be metrics inversely proportional to management ego - the more you could prove you were doing your job the less things like targets and results were accepted. It was almost as if those higher up knew decent metrics would work against them.

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And A should consider that the commute is not just wasting your time. Its making you a lot more tired when you finally get into work.

Tonga takes to radio, satellite, motorboat comms to restore communications after massive volcano blast and tsunami

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Re: Maybe?

So what would explain the total silence so far?

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Re: They said I were mad t' build undersea cable on top of a volcano

The cable was probably about as good as they could do. Its prohibitively expensive to safely bury a cable in regions like this (have a look on google earth) and the wavelength of tsunami can be hundreds of KM so any cable can be pulled from the sand and dragged until it snaps.

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Re: Maybe?

I'm getting the impression some of the Tsunami were 15m high. I'm not sure the hams will have functional equipment and if they do power is another problem. These things need to be more substantial than something in what is essentially a garden shed when it comes to waves - no offence intended to the Tongans, their homes are normally more than adequate. But we need things that are dug into bedrock and can be used in a minimum way by anyone who knows where they are for situations like this.

Ad blockers altering website code is not a copyright violation, German court rules

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Re: HTML copyright

HTML was specifically designed to allow the user to modify it. For accessibility purposes it has always been permissible to modify all aspects of it at the users pleasure.

Epoch-alypse now: BBC iPlayer flaunts 2038 cutoff date, gives infrastructure game away

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Re: Big Black Clock

I wouldnt bet on it - are they not refurbishing HOP? I can easily see that going badly.

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Re: Do I feel old?

There's your mistake - for Stonehenge you'd need to COLUMN. POST was dropped with Woodhenge.

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All data types everntually expand to fill the disk space available.

Sorry cloud space.

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Re: The Tories fix for this

Why are people so stupid as to fall for that?>

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Re: A fix for this

"Netflix is the best really for no adverts" I must be using it wrong. I get screenfulls of adverts for shit I'm never going to watch before I get anywhere near what I'm searching for,

Edge computing set for growth – that is, when we can agree what it is

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Re: Plus ça change...

Edge computing is something to do with Occams razor crossed with T.Pratchett. CMOT Dibbler with guilllotine knitting thrown in.

Software guy smashes through the Somebody Else's Problem field to save the day

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Re: It's a sad day for this IT rag...

And even better in black and white on the page.

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Re: Why cant you

It was a Samsung, not a cheap one - we have a couple of holiday cottages and needed a serious bit of kit to cope with vast amounts of laundry some people manage to produce! The other half is seriously diligent when researching these things and it should have been a good buy. Even managed to get some engineers round to fix it under guarantee who seemed to know what they were doing and it still fought back. One did try to recommend a whole new replacement but got overruled. We know have a new expensive one which so hasn't thrown an error yet but I fully expect it to be a well out of band error when it does, Things either work as expected here or just fail in ways that baffles the fuck out of everyone. I do wonder if its being in the country at the end of a lot of wibbly wobbly mains feed, regular lightning outages and frequent low voltages.

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Re: SEP became MP

Rats do occasionally grow to extreme sizes. I bought a place with a badly designed chicken house - 6" off the ground so ideal for them to be able to hide underneath feeding off grain that had time to chew through wood to make holes in the house and somehow encourage the chickens to put their heads through and eat them off. A cat from the next door farm adopted us and it was a little cutie but a ferocious ratter and the remains of rats we found about the place grew as it became more experienced. It eventually caught the mother which had haunches a rabbit would have been proud of and an 8" tail that was a good 3/4 of an inch thick where it joined the body. the upper body and head were missing but I think it was bigger than the cat before she and the jackdaws devoured most of the remains.

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Re: It's a sad day for this IT rag...

The books were pretty damn good too.

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Re: Why cant you

We've just replaced a 3 yr old washing machine that came up with errors that the maker never ever found out what they were. I think we had 3 new motherboards and enough components to make a top of the range Italian coffee maker.

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Re: I recognise the story

Its always management coming out with 'The Unions Wont be Happy'. The time I spent active in a union we saved the company more money by knowing the company and country rules than any of the management who came out with this crap ever managed let alone made for the company.

Microsoft poaches Apple chip expert for custom silicon

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Re: These Things Take Time

I was lucky to get into custom chip design straight out of uni. After 10 years there I took redundancy and there were surprisingly few jobs in the field then. Largely because its so expensive to use a custom chip designer. One of the CAD stations I worked on cost more than my 10 years employment cost the company.

Could BYOB (Bring Your Own Battery) offer a solution for charging electric vehicles? Microlino seems to think so

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Round here we dont have tubes or buses of note. Bicycles need legs rugby players spend years developing. And most of us cant carry a weekly shopping trip in one go,

'IwlIj jachjaj! Incoming LibreOffice 7.3 to support Klingon and Interslavic

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In my youth I was an egg and chips man abroad - largely because I have a problem with fish and I needed several thousand calories a day to survive on and couldn't make it on 'local' food. A holiday in Jamaica after starting my first job, staying with an Amazonian blonde I'd gone to uni with led me to the joys of eating local and some of the best food I've ever eaten is in restaurants where they 'DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH' and are nice enough to give you a few samples of things to try, Tripe is actually bloody nice if you dont know its tripe!

Also one of the best wines I've drunk was in a place on a remote Grecian island where they DSE and we just pointed at a the table next door and they brought us the same stuff - including the wine made by the restaurant that looked like something a dehydrated diabetic with kidney disease would produce (from 25l plastic container that looked like it had been re-used 1000 times) which was absolutely superb with all the food they served and by the 1001th refill of the container made climbing back onto our yacht from the dinghy one of the funniest and most painful experiences I've had.

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Re: Unique features

Are these the drunken umlouts you meet outside a pub on a drinking night?

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Re: Fourth gender

Is not one gender enough for 99.99% of purposes? You dont serve coffee any differently to any of the above so you dont really need to differentiate someone's sexual orientation unless its actually pertinent and 99.99% of the time we're not trying to shag each other.

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Re: Manx should be spoken

Kernow (Cornish) is seeing an interesting resurgence. It's not taught in schools much but with Cornwall's increasing reliance on the tourist industry for wonga it would be very useful for the service staff in pubs, cafes and restaurants to have a 2nd language so they can openly discuss customers that need the 'amphibious landing craft' treatment B Faulty handled so well.

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Re: Besides invisible diacritical marks

A dyke is a ditch in some places and the mound dug from the ditch in others. And in some places its a hard well earned slap if spoken out of turn.

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And nigh on impossible! At one place we did a lot of stuff cos FAST were making headlines at the time but many of the licenses were impenetrable. We had a thing from MS that told us what licenses we had and what it thought we might need and would produce random seemingly contradictory data on different days.

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Re: Well done Liam...

And we use english to confuse the Americans!

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I recently decided to have a go at learning foreign for holidays and in the hope of fending off age related mental decline. I borrowed language CDs from the library and stuck them on my phone and made more progress in Spanish in 30 odd hr long dog walks than I did in 6 years of French at school. I did a bit of German in the hope of helping my kid for GCSE but never managed to catch up. We were going to go to Croatia for a holiday in the summer of 2020 but that got fucked up however I did notice the learning process was far accelerated compared with my first attempts.

I think what would really help is watching kids TV from the country you wish to visit.

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My mother came from Aberdeen, hadn't left the place until she finished Uni there. She spoke better english than my incredibly english nationalist Dad!

Weed dispensary software company's ambitions pruned after Spotify trademark clash

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Deliveron

I'm sure Deliveroo wont mind them being just before them alphabetically,

Software engineer jailed for 2 years after using RATs and crypters to steal underage victims' intimate pics

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Re: He's 32...

Autism is not a binary thing!

HMRC tool for measuring IR35 status is so great, employers are ditching it in their droves

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I've not had a chance to look at the way IR35 is supposed to work

but if experience is anything to go by it suggest that if its difficult to code for that probably because its inconsistent and contradictory.

Open source maintainer threatens to throw in the towel if companies won't ante up

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Re: There's something I don't get

Developer: Here's this software I wrote, you can have it for free.

Big Company: That's really useful. Hey guys we've got someone out there making it easy for people to use our expensive products. Perhaps we could finance them 1/2 what we pay our shit salespeople and see how that effect sales. We could do some powerful synergy here or we could just be parasitic and then discover we have to pay 10 times as much to get people to add the new products under the already successful open source contributions, or 20 times as much to do it closed source. Whadayasay?

NASA's Mars InSight trips into safe mode and ESA's Sentinel-1B gives scientists the silent treatment

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Anyone up for a private mission to Mars.

Just a traffic light and a bloke with a squeegee and bottle of cleaner.

Bloody fortune to be made there!

Final PCIe 6.0 specs unleashed: 64 GTps link speed incoming... with products to follow in 2023

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Re: But what about my wife's gaming rig?

I doubt the slow loading of games is anything PCI related. More likely a slow DB at the gaming centre trying to store your e-mail and work schedule.

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Gotta get those updates ASAP.

Info-saturated techie builds bug alert service that phones you to warn of new vulns

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Re: Reader

I wrote a large web/db program that emailed devs when bugs/problems were found. When the 'too many bugs emailed' bug was found we designed a dynamic filter for it so only the important bugs got emailed. The bugs/problems were all stored in the DB (unless the DB was the problem in which case the emails went out!) and made fascinating reading and analysis and really helped improve the way we approached almost anything.

Toms first law of computing: Laziness is the mother of invention. If two days coding can save you 3 days of shit do it. Cost that 3 days is going to become 3 days a week soon,

Secure boot for UK electric car chargers isn't mandatory until 2023 – but why the delay?

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Re: Secure boot is going where?

Just because you're on water doesnt mean you cant use the engine to produce heating.

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Re: Secure boot is going where?

Red diesel is not illegal to use. You just need a tractor!

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Re: Secure boot is going where?

With the prospect of 50% efficient perovskite PV It would be nice if you could charge your car from you own home generated power. But like smart meters it almost looks as if efforts are being made to make this more difficult than necessary.

LAPD cops who preferred playing Pokémon Go to tackling robbery can be fired, appeals court rules

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Re: Poke Mongo

Mongo just pawn in game of life!