* Posts by Tom 7

8318 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

The Ashley Madison files – are people really this stupid?

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Re: "The Ashley Madison files – are people really this stupid?"

Sue the company? It will go into Chap11 and fritter away any assets.

Linux boss Torvalds: Don't talk to me about containers and other buzzwords

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Re: The IoT Crowd

It really depends on what the Things are. Most of them wont need anything as powerful as the current Linux kernel - you'd be amazed what you can do with a PIC.

As for things with slightly more demand if this Micro:bit thing works - well there's room for a kernel on that IIRC. Then it may not be long before someone makes a SOC of the Pi and that is more powerful than the average desktop of just a few years ago.

Has anyone lost 37 dope plants, Bolton cops nonchalantly ask on Facebook

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Probably the bill themselves.

A mate got busted for some 1' high plants. A few weeks later he was taken to identify them for some legal reason and was amazed to see they were all 6' tall and healthier than a Lleylandii and took up half a warehouse.

Testing times as NASA rattles Mississippi with mighty motor burn

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Re: "The combined thrust will be sufficient to lift 70 metric tonnes"

You'd need 45 of them to get a Saturn 5 off the ground!

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Re: 4 Lars

The lake was to cool the deflector - there was a shit load of water used to stop the motor becoming the biggest oxy cutter going.

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Re: new technology...

Re using guns. Its reasonably economically viable to use a supergun to launch supplies into space, if as pointed out you do it up the side of a huge mountain (or mountain range) near the equator. The Andes is probably OK - the odd earthquake might cause the odd problem but the barrel could be relatively cheap and easy to repair if you dont go for silly pressures and accelerations. You could easily get the bits of a much larger rocket up there and then put them together. Fuel would be relatively easy.

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I do miss vinyl.

NT

Microsoft replaces Windows 10 patch update, isn't saying why

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Re: Redmond's not been super-responsive of late.

Well they have just upgraded to W10!

China shutters 50 websites for spreading explosion 'rumours'

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Re: Woah. Thank $DEITY for $REDACTED Freedom of the Press

A lot of people got hauled of to re-education camp for attacking horses hooves with their bodies after Orgreave.

Apple's AirDrop abused by 'cyber-flashing' London train perv

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Re: Personal responsibility?

You dont buy an Apple device and then do personal responsibility. People pay through the nose so that other people take care of the complicated stuff.

I know that sounds glib but that's why a lot of people by Apple - they believe its so tied down they cant hurt themselves.

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I think there is a page or two in Knuth on what a fucking stupid idea this is

Does every new generation of programmers and app designers have to make the same mistakes or could we have these people educated and certified before letting them loose?

Typewriters suck. Yet we're infinitely richer for those irritating machines

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too right

I taught myself to type on my mums old typewriter when I was about 17 to around 70wpm. Went to big school and spent hours typing in punch cards at about 70cpm. Then got to work on a PDP11 with some form of stock keyboard for a while. Once in the real world DECVT100 terminals. Back to around 70wpm but then started using all sorts of obscure custom keyboards and slowed down to around 30wpm - which is quite good for coding! And as for tablets and phones...

However I think it was learning APL that ruined my typing for good!

Wonder if I could find a vt100 keyboard and type more of this shit....

Put it away: Dwarf's 'supermassive' marvel is actually smallest thing boffins have ever seen

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They havent actually seen it.

Even if there wasn't a dust could circling it you cant actually see one. You pretty much cant anything one.

FAIL: Windows 10 bulk patch produces INFINITE CRASH LOOP

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Not XKCD but close:

http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20150812

Oracle pulls CSO's BONKERS anti-bug bounty and infosec rant

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Re: Your house belongs to the Oracle

Perhaps because there isn't one.

Texas senator Ted Cruz serves up sizzling 'machine gun bacon'

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Re: I'd buy one

Whatever calibre the police use?

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Machine gun brawn seems to be a lot more popular in the US.

And rarely in shooting galleries.

Boffins: The universe is DOOMED and there's nothing to be done

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I could just about download the data set by then

thank my ISP for preventing me saving the universe!

Death to DRM, we'll kill it in a decade, chants EFF

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Re: People slowly realise how much of a problem it is

¿Who thinks of region coding toner?

The same people who will happily insist that because someone in outer Mongolia can sell a pint of milk for 11p that is what they will pay here.

First SPACE SALAD on Monday's menu for ISS astronauts

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Lemon juice and oil makes a fine dressing.

Nice to see they're following Douglas Adams with the lemon scented wipes!

Boffins have made optical transistors that can reach 4 TERAHERTZ

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Road to no-where?

I worked on some mixed bipolar and GaAs stuff 25 years ago. It seemed clear then that the optical stuff was always going to be on the periphery and not the core - the wavelength of the light being used being a major problem. The transistors involved here are pretty huge compared to modern devices. Make the light shorter wavelength and you've got serious problems of photons tunneling through several neighbouring devices - at these scales everything's see-through.

As the man said - might be useful doing some switching/encoding in the data centre but not really.

Major web template flaw lets miscreants break out of sandboxes

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Wow

do people still write such shit websites?

Sengled lightbulb speakers: The best worst stereo on Earth

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Lightbulbs are a great "form factor" for smart-home devices

But not speakers. Scotty was right - 'You canna break the laws of physics"

Windows 10 wipes your child safety settings if you upgrade from 7 or 8

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Re: Windows as a "service"

Something to do with beer to - cervesa

Nearby exoplanets circle naked-eye-visible star

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No point in dimming the street lamps if Facebook fill the skies with internet!

OFFICIAL SCIENCE: Men are freezing women out of the workplace

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Many years ago the ministry for something or other

produced a poster showing how (men I think) were at different temperatures in the work environment.

I find most offices too hot. I feel woozy. When I used to smoke popping out for a fag improved ones efficiency enormously. I used to think its was the fags!

Our school was also freezing in winter - but got pretty good results. When I've been to pick the kids up and get there early they all look half asleep in their warm cozy classrooms.

Watch leggy ROBOT INSECT WALK on WATER before JUMPING OFF

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Re: Pointless?

You've never read Viz have you? I can see this appearing in a Royal Loo complete with video soon!

UK's first 'DIY DAB' multiplex goes live in Brighton

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Re: Low cost DAB

If you can transmit from a RaspberryPi then i would have thought you could make a receiver with one which would be low cost (compared with the retro shit everywhere) that could stream happily round the home - assuming it doesnt just gurgle like all the dabs I've tried.

Low cost DAB is here - so give it two weeks and a new format will pop up to cream the listeners.

Thank Cthulthu for the internet so we dont have to buy this shit.

BOFH: My diary is MINE and mine alone, you petty HR gimps

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Tektronics 4002 storage scopes

Very bright green on dark green fading to reasonable green on dark green. I used to design chips on these things. A long days work and it was 10 pints before you couldn’t see little transistors being formed in space in front of you.

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Re: CRT Monitors...

I've got a 21" crt that I can barely carry - must be nearly 20 years old but still works after a 10 minute warmup. It'll stay there till it dies.

Contractors who used Employee Beneficiary Trusts are in HMRC's sights

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@Paul Shirley

You wont forget to declare that will you!

New study into lack of women in Tech: It's not the men's fault

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Re: Today at the Macumba Night: IT ladies coding shamelessly

When I worked down the pit it was still illegal for women and children to work down the pit. I've a feeling it still is.

OnePlus 2: The smartie that's trying to outsmart Google's Android

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Re: Carbon not Kevlar

Kevlar - so the internals can be ground to dust but the case will be fine!

Boffins go to FUNGI town: Riddle of 100-year-old HAIRY, ICY dead wood finally cracked

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Needle ice is a similar thing

below 4C water starts to expand and effectively forces itself out of the ground where the cold air freezes it immediately creating spikes and mounds and all sorts of crazy things. I have a feeling that is all that is going on here - other than the fungus creating wood with a sponge like structure.

US State of Georgia sues 'terrorist' for publishing its own laws ... on the internet

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Re: UK comparison

Free enterprise is illegal.

PEAK PLUTO: Stunning mountain ridge snapped by New Horizons craft

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Re: More Plutonian mountains

I'm inclined to think the relatively flat bit is an impact crater - there appears to be its ejecta to the 'east' and 'south' and I'm wondering if the mountains are in fact large lumps of ice that were deposited by a kind of tidal wave that was washed out of the crater.

I'm guessing whatever hit it came in relatively slowly so it was all a mud bath splash rather than lots of vaporization.

German police ARREST SQUIRREL for stalking woman

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Re: Releasing Grey Squirrels

I caught one in my chicken house. Little fucker went apeshit and jumped off my face a couple of times so I let it escape. Sharp claws on the little bastard too.

What makes our planet's clouds? Tiny INVISIBLE CREATURES. True story

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Re: Well, that's it then......

Errr wrong again. A recent study suggested that whales actually modify their environment too - by pooing at the surface. They bring nutrients up from the depths and fertilise the surface waters. When there were 2 million or so blue whales and god knows how many others fertilising the surface waters there must have been plankton blooms aplenty - and the fish to eat them. If we hadn't nearly wiped out the whales we would probably have an order of magnitude more fish to safely slap on our plates.

Happy NukeDay to you! 70 years in the shadow of the bomb post-Trinity

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Yup Fermi could always bring things down to his level....

Sorry!

Dwarfworld PLUTO may not have a real DOG on it - but it does have a TAIL

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Re: Astroid with 90 million tons of platinum..

Free for the taking - until it ended up in speaker cable!

The Great Barrier Relief – Inside London's heavy metal and concrete defence act

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Re: How does the barrier defend against heavy rains?

I think a listening too of an old Goon show might be in order!

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Re: Balanced article

Why worry about the machinery when it comes to terrists? Its probably the easiest thing to take out - I dont think terrorist were thought of when it was built but taking out just one of the gates at the right time would cause a huge amount of damage and be nigh on impossible to stop.

New Horizons: We've got a pretty pic of Pluto. Now let's get our SCIENCE on

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Re: Dwarf planet?

Bigendian a bit sooner?

Natural geothermal heat under Antarctic ice: 'Surprisingly high'

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So this has just happened suddenly?

Or is the melting due a combination of existing geothermal heat and global warming.

If it is the former we could be fucked as the increasing geothermal heat melts all the ice and floods us anyway.

Mathematician: sunspot could mean mini ice age from 2030

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Re: What does this mean for PV?

Michael - the worst case for the Maunder minimum was 0.5% reduction in energy reaching the earth's surface. That was assuming no volcanic effects etc so it may be closer to the 0.1% of a normal sunspots.

Hope the astronomy kit gets use - my kit makes clouds!

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Re: What does this mean for PV?

Er fuck all - the difference in radiation is fractions of a percent. The term minimum refers to the number of sunspots.

Forget lasers: how about sharks with frikkin' VOLCANOES?

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Re: White fibres stuck to its skin?

They're sea lice. The lice itself is a little bump on the skin and the two trailing fibres are strings of eggs and the end one hatches out a live baby louse.

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Chopstick-collapsing Spam musubi

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Re: Swap the spam for corned beef

Should point out - always have some pre-cooked rice around for emergencies - if you are lucky it will have some bacillus cereus ( as opposed to frivolous) which can really make overeating and drinking part of an effective calorie controlled diet.

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Swap the spam for corned beef

and use the vinegar from pickled beetroot for the sushi. Add Branstons by the bucket load.

No need to cook so you only suffer serious knife wounds and not those lingering burns that stick to the sheets and ruin your sleep.