* Posts by James 5

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Daily Mail reader out-tw*ts the Tw*t-O-Tron

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It's a joke....

.. there's another comment from Pritesh Hathalia that says:

"since coming to your country I have seen this again and again, the Britsh people are weak innit and so is their justice system. I'n my country this boy would be lynched by the local residents from a peepil tree. You people could learn alot from a more civilised nation like India."

Pritesh Hathalia, Leicester, 8/3/2010 11:51

I wonder what "Pritesh Hathalia" translates as ?

Oscars can Sacha Baron Cohen Avatar skit

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Narcissistic then...

... must be hell to work with (Cameron - and, probably, Cohen)

US school comes out fighting over webcam spy claim

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Big Brother

Duct Tape...

.. over aforementioned web cam would seem to be a low tech, low cost, solution to "spy by video"!

Google Energy gets OK

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World domination..

"Google's reasons for trading energy Enron-style, or retailing it to homes or businesses remain obscure"

Their own Web, everyone's information and data, Energy supplies, telecommunications - all world-wide. Then they'll move into food supplies / production, then set up their own military - missiles, army, navy, airforce ...

... by then it'll be too late - Google will rule the world.

Unless ! 007 - Bond, James Bond - can save the world and destroy the mad Google fiends in their tropical island bunkers.

Forget Al Quaeda - the real threat to world stability is Google !

Sex.com goes titsup

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Interestingly...

Web of Trust reports the sex.com web site as UNTRUSTED: This site has a poor reputation.

All areas of trust are shown as Poor or Very Poor.

So it's a bit like buying a Restaurant whose owners have destroyed its reputation (except possibly not as much work).

Great point "ThaRobster".

UK universities being broken by border control measures

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Happy

But...

"could do real long-term damage to the UK economy and its international reputation as a centre for learning excellence"

hasn't CRU at East Anglia already done that !

Play.com touts Nexus One with added price

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Personally...

... I'll stay with my £300 HTC Hero.....

USB hack connects Droid to printers, video cams, and more

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Unhappy

More extreme Android..

here: http://www.androidguys.com/2009/05/21/android-based-trimble-nomad-from-sdg-systems/

There are hacks and devices to allow Serial port comms via the USB on some Droid phones. On machines like the Trimble these are built in and supported.

Won't be long before these are pretty capable systems to talk to the physical world (as opposed to the virtual - which they're good at).

We can see a time - not far in the future - that a droid phone could work our field instrumentation (serial comms devices). Good to know they can also print the results !

Google reveals nonexistent Chrome tablet

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Coat

GPad...

and the GSpot. The GSpot will be the point on the screen where you place your finger to make things happen.

Or it could be called the GooPad to go with its GUI interface - geddit !

OH well, I'll go fetch my coat...

Retailers fooled by fake and borrowed IDs

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Happy

No kidding ...!

My partners son had several fake IDs over his student years (and after). All produced by some enterprising kids with PhotoShop.

Just wonder how long before there are large numbers of this "entrepreneurs" turning out UK ID cards for a few pounds a pop ....

What do you call the iPad in Arabic?

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Aye Bad could also be...

Yes Bad or Always Bad (in Scots).

And given the slang usage of "Bad" could mean very Good.

So you takes your language and your choice.

Airport scanners go live today, kids included

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Robert Hill...

It's not the scanning of me that I mind, it's the fact that the terrorists have already won if our society has been forced to change this much to accommodate their threat.

Canon Digital Ixus 200 IS

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FAIL

No viewfinder ..

.. won't buy!

Bought an Ixus without viewfinder and it's hopeless on bright days when there's all that snow about - also hopeless when you're in the hills trying to quickly line up a summit photo in a force 9 gale !

Mini-asteroid sneaks up on Earth

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Happy

Not sure I see ...

.. the man-made global warming angle on this one? Surely the Met Office, CRU at East Anglia or the IPCC must have a quotable link to global warming ?

Celebrity goat declines Britain's Got Talent gig

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Happy

It'd be worth it...

.. just to see Darren wave goodbye to SiCow !

In this part of the UK it's always been "Britain goat talent" :

http://news.scotsman.com/scotslanguage/The-coo39s-goat-sluppra-in.5674836.jp

Zuckerberg: 'I am a prophet'

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I thought ...

.. prophets normally correctly predicted things before the event.

Doing it afterwards is know as "hindsight" and is always 100% correct.

And, yep, he's just so right - we all want to share 100% of our lives with various groups such as Al Quaeda, the FBI, CIA, MI5, the hordes of ID thieves around the world. Why, the list of "friends" just goes on and on!

Google to mobile industry: ‘F*ck you very much!’

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One ring...

.. to rule them all, One Ring to find them,

One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

Gumtree gives up on dating AND casual sex

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Or maybe it's just his English?

"in all the ads i put up i never found or meet a single gen female, so yes it was fun looking but really a wast of time, maybe its were i live near portsmouth, it seems to be a dead zone for swinging down here".

Suspect that any female looking at this may not have fancied swinging with someone whose English as as sloppy as this. Who knows what other things he disregards (hygiene, safe-sex etc.)

Swedish bankers punt webcam smut to kiddies

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In Sweden

I assume that the provision of Pr0n to youngsters is illegal as it in the UK.

Therefore, this could be a criminal act not matter what the intention. Does anyone know if "I didn't intend to..." is a valid legal defence.

Or is it because they are a bank that no further action is being taken (and their directors are probably best mates of people in government).

Ah well..... perhaps the RBS will follow this trend to divert its customers from the HP/EDS fiasco!

UK Border Agency delights with festive e-card

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So I guess...

.. Mary and Joseph wouldn't have got far if they'd been trying to get to Bethnal Green rather than Bethlehem!

I wonder how much that masterpiece cost ?

NZ gal's Bulgarian airbags halt traffic

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Lucky girl...

.. in the UK she'd have been put straight on the sex offenders register..

Home Secretary unmoved by last-ditch McKinnon protests

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Dirty backroom deals.

I'm not going to discuss the rights or wrongs of this case.

But, given the revelations appearing in the Iraq inquiry, one wonders exactly what pressure is being exerted by US government on UK government.

Music industry website debut turns into a mosh pit

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And ...

.. .I thought I was the only one still listening to Devo!

Scareware slingers flaunt fake MS endorsement

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Robust Chinese punishment

for these guys (DefenseLabs scumbags) then!

China executes securities trader over $9.52m fraud

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It would certainly....

... focus Bank directors minds if the ultimate sanction were the death penalty.

Personally, I believe that anyone who has the power to destroy or preserve the livelihoods (and indeed lives) of millions of people should also face the greatest sanctions if they are prepared to help themselves to the greatest rewards.

Royal Society offers all-time top boffinry selection online

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Great web site !

..and, I guess, the animal experiment mentioned also led to the development of CPR (having just returned from a First Aid course).

I like the sliding timescale - very easy to find discoveries by date (and helps put them in perspective).

Should you lose your religion on your CV?

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So, that would be...

"Mohammed the Shred" then.

Nope, doesn't run off the tongue like "Fred the Shred".

Perhaps all applications should be made anonymous until the interview stage. Candidate ABC1234 (and so on).

We used this technique with rock samples many years ago - when sent for analysis so they were provided anonymous "out of number" sequence IDs and this was supposed to avoid bias from the laboratory doing the analyses.

To answer the question: I have never added religion to any job application nor received one in any applications. Just see it as totally irrelevant.

However, the question is surely NOT about religion on CVs but the perception of religious conviction based on a name ! A company that pre-judges (prejudice) it's applicants based on a nebulous connection between name and religion (or any other factor) is not one you'd want to work for anyway ??

Surely, if you're worried about the effect your name may/will have on your future employment it indicates a) a lack of confidence in your abilities and b) finding an excuse beforehand to explain why you didn't get the job.

If someone is really worried about this then there's always the option to change name by deed poll, I guess.

And finally, Ethics ? in a bank (at least the upper echelons). This is a joke, right?

We're just recovering from a major, bank caused, recession in which many many people lost their livelihoods, all caused by the greed and total lack of ethics of the directors of many banks. Sorry, but I now just see the large financial organisations as legalised crime syndicates, nothing more nothing less.

Savage roo mauls Oz man

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Welcome

Hmmm...

.. anyone else wonder about the amazing regularity of the guys wounds?

I think it was an alien attack but he thought he wouldn't be believed. I reckon the dog is now an alien. All hail our canine overlords!

Credit crunch? It won't be over by Christmas

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Ethics?

"Thirdly ethics and sustainability will be an increasing selling point for firms."

Does this mean REAL ethics and sustainability or some unreality dreamt up by the marketing departments?

Are we going to see Ethic and Sustainability Audits by the Department of Ethics and Sustainability ("Bribes second door left") of a new Government of Ethics and Sustainability ("No Expenses Spared").

Microsoft ordered to halt Win XP sales in China

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Remember...

.. an Accountant friend of mine was working with a company that wanted to trade in China. They went to a Chinese professor at a UK University for some advice. He started off by saying. "Remember, the Chinese had an extensive trade network when you were banging rocks together in caves. You will never win if you try to outsmart us."

Something Microsoft would be well advised to remember....

Sky talks up subscription 3D merits

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Sky ?

Don't talk to me about Sky ! (to paraphrase Marvin).

A colleague was due to get Sky installed. She waited in her house all day on the appointed day. No one appeared. She nipped out for 5 minutes and returned to find a message from the installer. Phoned him back - apparently he''d been waiting in the street in her town for about an hour.

As she lives on a farm up a lane with no adjoining houses and 2 miles from the nearest town she found this quite amazing - but "he wouldn't discuss this". So she has no idea where he was and as she'd previously had a phonecall from an installer in Wales asking where her house was it could have been anywhere in the UK.

Anyway, would you trust a supplier who is so technologically challenged that it cannot use a GPS or get addresses correct to supply any advanced viewing system ?

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Instead of..

..all this 2D screen / 3D glasses stuff why don't they just provide a a complete in-room holographic system ?

UK.gov hoovers up data on five-year-olds

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Big Brother

Moody Blues - In the Beginning (1969)

From 1969 !

[First Man:] I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think.

[Establishment:] Of course you are my bright little star,

I've miles

And miles

Of files

Pretty files of your forefather's fruit

and now to suit our

great computer,

You're magnetic ink.

[First Man:] I'm more than that, I know I am, at least, I think I must be.

[Inner Man:] There you go man, keep as cool as you can.

Face piles

And piles

Of trials

With smiles.

It riles them to believe

that you perceive

the web they weave

And keep on thinking free.

Home Office accused of sexing-up mobile phone rescue

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@john 186

Great British Public - X factor - nuff said !

Google expands navel gazing

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Unhappy

I detect a difference ..

.. in the comments on El Reg compared with the ecstatic comments on the Latitude Blog.

Humans are equipped with this thing called memory - you use it to remember (a) where you have been and (b) how long you were there.

Perhaps we're seeing the emergence of humans that cannot remember anything over an hour old - in which case I can see that Latitude could be useful.

MPs prepare to beat off phantom Olympic hooker invasion

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Aha !

But they can always up the ante by declaring that at least half of them are paedophilic Al Quaeda operatives who intend to release CO2 bombs throughout London.

That should scare the bejabas out of the Sun and Daily Mail readers.....

Samsung to offer open Android alternative

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Flame

Oh my god ...

“a fun and diverse mobile experience”

and

"invitation to adventure"

it's Effen phone with software bits. It's hardly a major life enhancing event - when will these morons get real?

Brown's Building Britain website fail

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Happy

No! No! No!

From your article:

Bebo's Big Think competition to: "come up with a concrete concept to crack climate change, clamp down on crime and create career opportunities?"

Seems they are all at "C".

The No No No is because no doubt they'll suddenly discover that they've answered their own question - just concrete over the entire planet - thick layer - gets rid of any worries about climate change, crime and career opportunities in a oner! And should keep the "geo-engineering" prats happy until their offices become flooded with quick setting concrete!

Volcanic African 'unzipping' could see continent divided

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Well said ..

G R Roslin !

I'm sure there will a link made between human-caused climate change and the new rift. Suspect a case could be made that the rift is happening because the CO2 level is the lowest it's been for many millennia and we need to push more CO2 into the atmosphere.

Seriously (and writing as a geologist) this is a pretty exciting event to recognise - though it may be a bit too exciting for the inhabitants of that part of Africa in the coming 100,000s of years.

Great to see the planet get in with what it does and ignore the puny parasites that infect it's surface!

UTIT IT touts titillation

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IT Angle

But what's ..

the IT angle ?

Ahhhh - ok!

BT Tower restaurant reborn for Olympics

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High Building +

Very High Profile event = target ?

Olympic ticket scams already starting, says top e-cop

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Coat

Simple answer...

... don't go. Therefore, no temptation to buy tickets.

Mines the coat with no tickets in any pockets ....

Microsoft in Bing jingle kiddie vid outrage

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Happy

Bing...

"Bing is a Scots word meaning to heap or pile up but it is also used to describe a slag heap."

Why are these kids getting excited about a slag heap?

Norway warns Amazon against Kindle launch

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@VoodooTrucker

Ah - but ! the cost of living - not to mention a beer!

State attorney nabbed in car with stripper, Viagra and sex toys

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Wow...

>> McMaster told AP: "We received credible information about inappropriate behavior Monday afternoon, and by the close of business, he was no longer working here." <<

UK politicians could learn from this!

Watford council punts parents from playground

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Big Brother

She said: "These are places where children aged 5 to 15 may play freely."

Plenty of recent cases of children of the upper end of this age range abusing younger kids. I assume that kids will soon also need to be CRB checked in order to play with their friends.

Perhaps we should just have a number of "year" islands where we ship kids off to - E.g. Year 10 Island (where all the 10 year olds go) then Year 11 Island and so on. No adults, no other potential risks. Until they reach 18 then they can come and vote in NuLabours Glorious Fourth Reich (Victory and Health).

Ah wait! "Lord of the flies"

Ofcom swoops on kiddie's bedroom

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FAIL

The kid...

.. deserves it. According to the Telegraph he was using it to watch Big Brother (how ironic !).

Upminster top for tupping on UK bonkmap

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Paris Hilton

This is a really good example of...

.. non-research as discussed in Ben Goldacres' Bad Science!

The information is "as a result of research put together by lovehoney.co.uk" - it's a couple of months before Christmas and just after the clocks have changed. It's launched into the ether hoping that media morons will pick it up and spread it without any critical analysis !

No doubt it'll be splashed over the Sun, NoTW and others .....

If this was really research it would be published in a relevant journal and subject to peer review !

Paris - because she probably has a best friend in Upminster.....

Atheists smite online God poll

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Alien

Just added my No vote.

Now, if they'd asked about ET !

Toshiba launches first domestic fuel-cell charger

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Flame

Highly concentrated methanol....

... I can just see people trying to get that past the staff at their local chemists !

I guess it'd be pretty flammable as well. Perhaps not wise to leave too close to your hot battery laptop !

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