* Posts by Scott 26

113 posts • joined 11 Jun 2009

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Trying to log into Office 365 right now? It's a coin flip, says Microsoft: Service goes TITSUP as Azure portal wobbles

Scott 26
Mushroom

09:50am is a bit early for beer o'clock, even in MiddleEarth

Couldn't even get through to premier support (via phone) to log a ticket....

Updated our internal ticket with words to the effect of "world+dog ringing MS, I think they know they have a problem"

Wow, fancy that. Web ad giant Google to block ad-blockers in Chrome. For safety, apparently

Scott 26

Re: why won't El Reg ever write an article about why major sites still have Google Analytics on them

>I went to do our equiv of that here,

>and the gubbermint site uses

>(and reccomends) a thing called "Poli".

I was on the NZTA site last night and saw that POLi link - I ignored it and paid by CC.

Steamer closets, flying cars, robot boxers, smart-mock-cock ban hypocrisy – yes, it's the worst of CES this year

Scott 26
Headmaster

> Still, cool though. Which clearly separates it from the dull-but-worthy laptops,

> the terrible boxing kits, the mold-inducing clothes rack, and the immoral

> vagina-simulator.

Given the device in question is "for her", shouldn't that last bit be "and the immoral vagina-stimulator."

Amazon robot fingered for bear spray leak that hospitalised 24 staffers

Scott 26
Black Helicopters

South Park's latest episode (aired last night, NZT) is based around a workplace accident at Amazon....

Spooky.

Baroness Trumpington, former Bletchley Park clerk, dies aged 96

Scott 26

HIGNFY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ollDxiMIejI

Which scientist should be on the new £50 note? El Reg weighs in – and you should vote, too

Scott 26

Re: Where's Rutherford?

>Where's Rutherford?

>Admittedly he was born in Kiwiland but the father of nuclear physics? How cool a title is that?

upvoted, but he is already on our one hundy kiwi peso note.

Boss helped sysadmin take down horrible client with swift kick to the nether regions

Scott 26
Pint

Best of luck, Simon.

You probably don't remember, but one vBeers prior to a Sydney vForum many years ago we met.

Don’t talk to the ATM, young man, it’s just a machine and there’s nobody inside

Scott 26

Re: Staff don’t care about access to the computers

> "Simple", he answered. "Wheelbarrows".

The one I heard was an old man riding a bicycle for years through Checkpoint Charlie.

Prof Stephen Hawking's ashes will be interred alongside Sir Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin

Scott 26

@sandtitz

>Years to come those apart from Darwin, Newton and perhaps Hawking -

>all those other scientists buried at Westminster are only footnotes whereas

>a Hawking Holiday would make him rather immortal.

Rutherford a fucking footnote?!???!?!?!?

Magic Leap bounds into SF's Games Developer Conference and... disappears

Scott 26

Re: Weta Workshop

Came here to post that....

RNZ article: https://www.radionz.co.nz/news/national/352809/weta-expands-into-gaming-sector

You'd think they wouldn't be suckers for vapourware.... but whatdoyaknow?

Mayors of America demand net neutrality protections… again

Scott 26

Re: I look forward to Verizon's next-year offering,

It suspiciously looks like you have written these things before

Contain yourself – literally. You can't avoid Docker, K8s for long

Scott 26
Childcatcher

ObBlackAdder quote

>James Watt didn't invent the steam engine,

>he just improved upon the machine invented by Newcomen

>and also did a good job with the publicity.

Opens newspaper to situation vacant section.

"I see James Watt has invented a moving kettle and wants help with the marketing"

RIP, Swype: Thanks for all the sor--speec--speedy texting

Scott 26

Fark!!!

If we have it installed today, can we keep using it? (Android version).

Going to be hard to go back to google's version of swype :(

You're decorating it wrong: Apple HomePod gives wood ring of death

Scott 26
Coat

Re: Apple home furnishings range.

>In common with other Apple products that have an 'i' prefix,

>maybe they could use a name such as iKea for the range.

I think NZ's alpine parrot might take issue (iSsue?) with that....

MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF CARS: SpaceX parks a Tesla in orbit (just don't mention the barge)

Scott 26

This Kiwi enjoyed the American accents pronouncing "Falcon Heavy"

FYI: There's now an AI app that generates convincing fake smut vids using celebs' faces

Scott 26

Re: Too much Daily Mail for my liking

"CYFS" - I take it you are a Kiwi, or at least are in Kiwiland

OK, who had 'Montana' in the net neutrality state pool? Congratulations

Scott 26

Re: Montana is an interesting state...

upvoting you as a proxy to upvoting the State of Montana

YouTube turns off cash tap for automatic video nasties

Scott 26

Re: Subscribers

@msknight - giving you an upvote to encourage more comments like this from you

Sky customer dinged for livestreaming pay-per-view boxing to Facebook

Scott 26

Same thing happens in NZ too... http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11681182

You're designing an internet fridge. Should you go for fat HTML or a Qt-pie for your UI?

Scott 26

Smart Fridges

Came here hoping for a SV reference... was disappointed

(So I'll make the reference myself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A48AJ_5nWsc)

Fines for crossing roads while TXTing enacted in Honolulu

Scott 26
Boffin

ObXKCD

https://xkcd.com/1710/

(check the alt text)

Neutron stars shower gold on universe in big bang, felt on Earth as 100-second grav wave

Scott 26
Terminator

the cybermen won't like it.....

BOFH: Oh dear. Did someone get lost on the Audit Trail?

Scott 26

Re: "Yes. I'm the decoy," I say, as the sound of a heavily loaded shredder...

A more Kiwi version: https://www.facebook.com/nostalgickiwi/videos/1028625353852252/

Footie ballsup: Petition kicks off to fix 'geometrically impossible' street signs

Scott 26

Re: Signed

No longer a resident, nor a citizen, but shared the video to Social Media (tm) for my UK friends

Puppet plays puppet master, gobbles up automation firm Distelli

Scott 26
Devil

Re: Master of Puppets

Came here for the 'tallica.... was disappointed until the comments

Headless body found near topless beach: Missing private sub journalist identified

Scott 26

Re: Making light of tragedy

You forgot: Man with 50 rabbits up his bum - Warren

New plastic banknote plans now upsetting environmental campaigners

Scott 26
Flame

>>whale oil beef hooked

good idea - render down Cameron Slater

(hmmm, no 'fat blubber' icon)

New Zealand puts the bite on Apple over taxes

Scott 26

Not defending Apple....

... but how much tax does Fonterra (NZ's largest company) pay in China (its largest market)?

UK's National Cyber Security Centre bungles simple Twitter Rickroll

Scott 26

Re: Obligatory xkcd reference...

ObReference? it's in the damn article!

Cold callers illegally sold Aussie farmers 1,700 years worth of printer ink

Scott 26

Re: This just reinforces the stereotype

@stoneshop: Almost want to create another account here so I can upvote you twice.

ZTE-gads! Chinese giant fined $900m by Uncle Sam for Iran trade deals

Scott 26

Re: وای نه. ما واقعا به دنبال به جلو به که روتر

Google suggests it should be: وای نه. ما واقعا به دنبال به جلو به یک روتر

"a" router, not "that" router....

ahhh, what an age we live in :)

Sir Tim Berners-Lee refuses to be King Canute, approves DRM as Web standard

Scott 26

That word you keep using, I don't think you know what it means.....

"Berners-Lee makes a series of arguments for why EME should be approved: including that having a standard allows for greater inoperability; and that it enables the data provided by content use to be limited, improving online privacy."

"inoperability"???

Shirley you mean "interoperability"

(or maybe he does mean what he says.... and he wants things to be not working)

Move over, Bernie Ecclestone. Scientists unearth Earth's oldest fossil yet: 4bn years old

Scott 26
Alien

lucky it's not blue

... otherwise it could be the Protomolecule

Furby Rickroll demo: What fresh hell is this?

Scott 26

Re: Or for those of a certain era....

Jerzy wants to finger your entrails.......

have an upvote for the TYO reference.

Pirates, pirates, whatchu gonna do? Advertisers cop a visit from PIPCU

Scott 26
Coat

So using an ad blocker is actually fighting crime????

Rogue One: This is the Star Wars back story you've been looking for

Scott 26
Terminator

ObXKCD, errr, I mean.... ObAbstruseGoose: http://abstrusegoose.com/262

Sysadmin told to spend 20+ hours changing user names, for no reason

Scott 26

Re: Push back and automate

When I was doing my OE (a decade and a half ago) in London (when I first discovered el Reg!) we had the [7 of surname][first initial]

Nicola Burfoot would happily ring the helpdesk with "Hi, Burfoon here...."

Gerry Grimshaw (an woman approaching retirement age) was less impressed.

Investigatory Powers Act signed into UK law by Queen

Scott 26
Black Helicopters

Are you surprised....?

London has more CCTVs per unit area than anywhere else, so conclusion: you Brits love being spied on, therefore it was only a matter of time.... :(

Geo-boffins say 'quake lifted bits of New Zealand by 8 metres, moved at 3km/second

Scott 26
Mushroom

Low casualties ....

A lot to do it was the timing: 12:02am (local).

Woke the wife and I up, and we just thought "Another earthquake. Meh", and then it kept going and we dashed to the doorway.

A truckie was missed post-quake and the fear was he was under a slip, turns out he was in a comms dead-spot INBETWEEN two slips....

Worse for Wellington where I am, were the floods on the Tuesday - they shut down more of the capital's infrastructure (all roads and rail into or out of the city were unusable) than the 'quake. That said, we have a HEAP of buildings that will be now pulled down before they fall down, and some of them are relatively new (ie post-Christchurch). Questions are being asked of the engineers who signed off on them.

I posted to FB a few days after the EQ and these types of videos and data were coming out "I hope there is an upsurge in interest in Geology as a subject/career choice."

Some very cool (if scary) science in all this.

TfL to track Tube users in stations by their MAC addresses

Scott 26

Have WiFi turned on as you enter the Tube station, and then turn it off in the middle of your journey - enough people do this and it'll look like commuters have simply disappeared into the rail network somewhere.....

NHS IT bod sends test email to 850k users – and then responses are sent 'reply all'

Scott 26
Paris Hilton

A colleague did something similar, but only to 3,000 external email addresses (from a .govt.nz address), but he had the added bonus of instead of "test", he typed "testes"

damn, no ball icon.

DNS devastation: Top websites whacked offline as Dyn dies again

Scott 26
Trollface

No irony at all...

... at an article about a DDOS attack that has twitter affected, with a twitter screenshot in it....

VMware's secret security plan revealed

Scott 26

Re: I think this could be a very good thing

@Doug Some kind of "mapping mode", would go a long way to help you learn an undocumented environment. I likey.

First Wi-Fi box ever is chosen as Australia's best contribution to global history

Scott 26

Whatever, Australia.... us Kiwis invented the Pav and that's all that matters

Star Trek Beyond: An unwatchable steaming pile of tribble dung

Scott 26
Coat

Re: Nahh, the old Star Trek was for nerds...

@VinceH:

I think you are mistaking that with Red Dwarf: Better Than Life :)

If you can't buy bootleg gear online in New York, this may be why

Scott 26
Black Helicopters

you say potato...

> China’s strict banking secrecy laws

Interesting terminology "secrecy laws" like its a bad thing stopping the research...

Whereas, in the western hemisphere, you'd expect a phrase like "privacy laws"

Human cost of California gas well leak revealed

Scott 26
Mushroom

If they can put all that methane in one stadium, why don't they put a match to it?

No more methane..... (no more stadium either for that matter)

Microsoft releases major PowerShell update after long preview

Scott 26

ctrl-break has always stopped scripts, what's new is ctrl-b to drop you into the debugger without having to previously create a breakpoint before starting the script...

Millions of families hit in toymaker VTech hack – including 200,000+ kids

Scott 26
Joke

Re: Bah!

ads? What are these "ads" you speak of?

Kim Dotcom slams 'dirty ugly bully' Uncle Sam as extradition hearing ends

Scott 26

Re: Dirty ugly bully

Agreed. Bullying is exactly what he himself used to do, especially in the world of online multiplayer games.

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