* Posts by Tom 35

2939 posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

Apple has THREE TIMES as much cash as US govt, TWICE the UK

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"US Congress is too paralyzed to overhaul and too fractious to rationally orchestrate any sort of repatriation strategy."

So time for another tax free holiday for billionaires?

Innovation creates instability, you say? BLASPHEMY, you SCUM

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Don't forget YetAnotherPlatform.

Never mind the HORSE MEAT, trading standards cuts'll hurt IT crowd, too

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and helped to catch a Lancashire paedophile,

Well that's fine and everything but how many terrorist did they catch?

What,did they charge the Lancashire paedophile with? Selling bootleg kiddy porn?

Google kills fake anti-virus app that hit No. 1 on Play charts

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5 star review

I've seen some free to play / pay to win games that offer a bribe to install and review another program.

People might install the program, give it 5 starts, get "free golden road apples" for the game they are playing, then request a refund.

Windows 8.1 Update: Throws desktop drones a bone but still as TOUCHY as ever

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Re: Windows 8 was built for one reason only

It's not even very good with a touch screen. I have a surface RT and if I am doing anything more then watching Netflex it's kind of crap. If you want to use office or even IE you need the floppy keyboard. The on screen keyboard is crap compared to what I can get for my Nexus 7 as you don't get a choice. You can download a better one as MS will not allow it in their lets pretend to be Apple world.

Without the keyboard you don't have the "It's Windows" advantage, you have something like android except crappier with almost no apps. I could have got a playbook for $99.

Web data BLEEDOUT: Users to feel the pain as Heartbleed bug revealed

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"Ty Miller of Threat Intelligence agrees, telling The Register the end user would either have to work out how to retrieve the information from a command line connection to the device"

Command line? Sure if you have a 10 year old DSL modem. My first ADSL modem used telnet, but it was also plain text no SSL.

Any router or current modem has had a web interface where you could check the version, update software...

Biggest problem is when it's owned by the ISP and they lock it down and don't let you have the password.

UFO, cosmic ray or flasher? NASA rules on Curiosity curiosity

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Re: Too bad

But if NSA found something they would never tell us.

They might leak it if they thought it might boost their budget, might even fake something to boost the budget.

No, on second though it's a bad idea to ask NSA to do anything useful.

Windows XP is finally DEAD, right? Er, not quite. Here's what to do if you're stuck with it

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Re: This comment is totall Bullsh--!

"New PCs may have still had XP on it five years ago. And there's nothing physically wrong with them, either."

Like just about all the netbooks. I've tried Windows 7 on a netbook, useless. If I decide to move from XP it will be something like Mint not Win7 or 8.

Nothing's as SCARY as an overly aggressive SOFTWARE PIMP

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Re: why not try coding this shit more slowly and more carefully in the first place?

Before "cloud" Adobe has be one of the Kings of adding useless crap into software so they have something to put on the Box to sell upgrades. Acrobat has not had a useful new feature (other then making it work with the latest version of windows / office) in about 15 years. I do NOT want music and video in my PDF thankyouverymuch and Flash, hell no!

Now with "cloud" I expect as soon as they have enough people signed up they will no longer need to create useless feature upgrades to the software. That could be good if they only need to maintain the software and add feature people ask for, but I expect soon management will decide that that developer "cost center" can be killed off for a quick stock price boost.

Windows Phone 8.1: Like WinPho 8, but BETTER

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Re: Ya'll be back now

China is the magical place where all the stuff in Walmart comes from.

Google hands over $1.4m for unmarked Street View cars in Italy

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Re: This will make it a lot easier...

without being perfectly recognizable and not allowing, in this way, the people in the paths of "Google Cars" to decide whether or not to moon the camera.

Italy has a clumsy new pirate-choker law. But can anyone do better?

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strong copyright is there to protect you against the Big Guy.

Ha, pull the other one. It's got bells on.

How Microsoft can keep Win XP alive – and WHY: A real-world example

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Re: Mr. Trevor Pott's analysis is correct

It they are still using XP they will not magically want to buy a Surface and a Winphone!

Crashed NORKS drones discovered by South Korea

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Re: Auntie Bee has pictures of the drone

I like how they painted the top sky blue. Guess they were not sure what side was up.

Apple: You're a copycat! Samsung: This is really about Google, isn't it?

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Re: Slide to unlock

It's great that Apple invented slide to unlock, before that we all had to crawl under the locked door of the washroom stall.

Scality slips its Ring around Kinetic drives

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"BigFoot Object Storage chassis and rack"

Hope it works better then the last BigFoot drive. That name triggers bad memories.

Dropbox nukes bloke's file share in DMCA brouhaha – then admits it made a 'HASH OF IT'

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Re: well personally

You forgot to tell us what perfect tool we should all be using...

For what I do it works great, but it might well be a poor tool for other uses.

Spin that disk drive forecast, Gartner: Watch those desktop units dive

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Re: Pinch of salt

Is this enough?


Tesla firms hot bottoms: TITANIUM armor now bolted to Model S e-cars

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Is driving over debris in the road fast enough force it through the bodywork common?

My father lost an oil pan when an over loaded scrap truck dropped a bunch of angle iron in his path. Another car had a piece of iron right through the door into the passenger seat. Could have been the gas tank.

There was also the Ford Pinto, I remember there was someone who parked one in the University lot who had put a danger sign off the back of an fuel tanker on his car.

Microsoft: Let's be clear, WE won't read your email – but the cops will

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Not quite

"said person will very soon be sitting outside the front door holding a cardboard box of their belongings"

1- it was not the employees email account, it was a blogger's.the employee used a mail.ru account.

2- The employee didn't end up fired, they some how ended up locked up in the US.

No, Minister. You CAN'T de-Kindle your eBooks!

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Sounds fine to me

"The government has bungled proposed changes to UK copyright law by claiming the format of eBooks can be legally changed - for example, from the Amazon kindle format to a PDF."

Good. As it should be.

Your idea of contract law seems to be that any company can opt-out of any law by just including a shrink wrap license or an "I agree" check box.

Microsoft issues less-than-helpful tips to XP holdouts

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Re: Linux? @El Andy

A popup that reads "are you sure you want to do this? It might be bad!" is not security.

Homeopathic remedies contaminated with REAL medicine get recalled

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My guess

It is unclear how the remedies were contaminated with antibiotics.

What ever they use as filler went moldy. They scrapped off the fur and used it anyway.

Candy Crush King sees IPO go sour as stock price heads south

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Re: Send in the clones

They have mastered the art of copying another game while maximizing the amount of money they can squeeze out of suckers for power ups to get past the odd extra hard level.

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King Crush Saga

No Notch niche: Minecraft man in rift with Oculus after Facebook gobble

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Glad I didn't put anything into kickstarter

Who would want 3D photos of peoples food, cat videos, and survey scams.

ISPs' pirate-choking blocking measures ARE effective – music body

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"Digital Copy" = crap

Half the time the Digital Copy has expired by the time I buy the DVD/Blu-Ray.

The first one I tried was WM crap that I had to email them three times to get a working code, then the Quality looked like a VCD.

UltraViolet? What a joke. Just give me an MP4 file I can play on anything I want. I'll buy it on disc or find something to watch on Netflix (Netflix works on my computer, phone, tablet (even makes my Surface some what useful) BluRay player...) before I'll go near that UV pile of crap again.

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Re: Dropped 11% in countries with blocking

Of course they manipulated the stats, or just pulled numbers out of their arse. That's what they always do.

Apple hires ex-SENATE staffer for added WASHINGTON POWER

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Re: Hmmm

It could be payment for services already rendered.

TV sales PLUMMET. But no one's prepared to say what we all know

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Re: Set Top Boxes

They can't even do proper universal remotes (something that you don't need a computer to program, or a 40 page manual).

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Just like the CD

With the switch to digital and HD almost everyone dumped the old CRT and bought a HD flat screen. Much like everyone buying stuff they had on tape or LP again on CD.

This was not "growth" that they could expect to keep going forever, it was a one time spike in sales.

Attempts to repeat it with 3D/Smart TV have failed (along with DVD audio).

IBM PCjr STRIPPED BARE: We tear down the machine Big Blue would rather you forgot

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Re: Floppy drives

I had an Apple II+ and later a //e (still works) with the 5.25 SSSD drive at 147k. I had a purpose made punch that cut a second square write protect hole in a double side disc so you could flip it and use both sides.

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Re: The 6845 is a zero-colour chip

Not used in the Apple II.

QUIDOCALYPSE: Blighty braces for £100 MILLION cost of new £1 coin

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So how about

They make the coin the same size and mass so it still works in the machines, but have the two colour and extra tricks so it's hard to make fakes that fool people.

How much would the machine owners moan then when they keep getting all the fake slugs and can't pass them on to anyone?

Microsoft frisked blogger's Hotmail inbox, IM chat to hunt Windows 8 leaker, court told

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Re: So many WTFs!

I think the question was why was he in Seattle? Did Microsoft "send him on training" to the US so he could be arrested someplace where they could find some cops that give a crap about MS "intellectual property"? Or maybe sent him an email saying he won a free cruse.

Ex-Xbox gros fromage joins wireless speaker whizzkids Sonos

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Casu marzu

Eight hour cleansing to get all the 'faggots' and 'bitches' OUT of Github

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Had someone is sales get all bent about male/female cable connectors. Said I made it up even after I said it was industry standard from before I was born. Showed her a catalog, web sites, then sent her across the street to Best Buy. She got kicked out of Best Buy.

Good thing I didn't show her a gender changer.

Blighty goes retro with 12-sided pound coin

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Re: 3 per cent?


The Toronto Transit tokens had to go to two colour because of fakes from China being sold from corner stores. The Canadian two dollar (toonie) coin is also a two colour coin but the reverse of the new pound coin, steel on the outside, brass colour in the middle.


ZEPPELINS to replace Goodyear blimps in American skies

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How about Zuckerberg's Ego

Report: Apple flushes 12.9-inch MaxiPad plan down the drain

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Re: This is the excuse of the "analysts"

Just like Jobs was right and no one wanted a small tablet, have to sharpen your fingers and all that. And big phones? No one would buy such a thing. Apple know exactly what people want.

Mozilla takes Windows 8-friendly Firefox out back ... two shots heard

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Re: A good decision

"Actually, it would be nice to read some of the internal m$ e.mails between the various departments while win8 was being built/tested......"

I'd like to see what followed the report "it seems people are using a registry hack to turn the start menu back on".

And who decried the best answer was to remove the code so the hack would not work any more.

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Re: Take aim...

MS make it impossible for anyone to produce a browser for RT or Phone where it might be of some use, but on x86 it's got the same problem as not-Metro IE. That is it's not-Metro when no one wants that UI and has a choice. Why would I want to use it when I can use the desktop version*?

*I have opened Metro IE once on purpose on my Windows 8.1 computer at work. Like the Metro calculator (opened once by mistake) why would anyone use it if they have a choice?

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Re: no surprise here

Fruity Computers? Try


Watch the MIT MER-BOT – half droid, half soft 'fish' – swim by itself

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Re: Altitude?

Look closely, it's hanging on a string.

US govt: You, ICANN. YOU can run the internet. We quit

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Re: Relief

He wants to you to sell off 192.168.x.x and 10.10.x.x and give him all the money*.

*if you don't he is going to tell his mommy.

Will Yelp help 'Yahoo!' compete with Google? Search us...

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Re: Yelp ain't a bed of roses either

It works the other way too. A crap business can pay the fees to get rid of real reviews and push up the fake good reviews.

An OK burger place near me got bought by an idiot (who deep fried frozen burger patties, crispy on the outside, still frozen in the center) and right up until he was closed by city health had great reviews, and any bad reviews vanished.

SATANIC 'HELL DIAMOND' tells of sunless subterranean sea

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sunless subterranean oceans

Or maybe a really big damp sponge?

San Francisco says yes to GIANT Apple flagship store, public plaza

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Will it be a combination of neon pink and green and cause people walking by to get sea sick?

Satisfy my scroll: El Reg gets claws on Windows 8.1 spring update

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But users of Windows 8 on non-touch devices were in general a little less satisfied".

A little?

Understatement of the year.

SACRILEGE! Hitchhiker's Guide game's back ... and it TWEETS at you

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Re: Oh the joys of the text adventure...

Back to candy crush for you. You can go beg for more lives from your friends on facebook.

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