* Posts by E 2

766 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

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Earthquake-squelching, sonar-invisible 'active cloak' unfurled

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Happy

Audio

Could this insulate my house, so I can listen to White Zombie even louder but not frighten the neighbours?

Man catches MSI laptop with... his arse

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FAIL

Comment

That is the weirdest ad I have ever seen. I will never forget MSI x laptops. I do not think I will buy one after watching the ad though - the associations are too off. MSI should have contracted the ad out to some JAV-starlet porn flick shop instead.

Microsoft banks on Windows 7 double holiday hit

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Windows 7

will also repair the financial bust, pay your mortgage, increase macro-economic efficiency, lower factor costs across the board, enable sustained manufacturing output at better than 100% of capacity, cause NORK nuke tests to fail, comprehensively trounce Linux, change Torsvalds' mind, bring the USA Republican party back into contact with earth and reality, induce the PRC to actually be democratic, bring peace to Iraq, bring peace in Palestine, remind Likud and it's far right partners that land promises emitted by burning bushes are not admisable in court, cause such a melting of the hearts of Bush & Blair that both will hand themselves over to the UN war crimes tribunal, eliminate corruption globally, and help you achieve orgasm every time.

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Grenade

@AC 21:54

Shorely you mean Internet Explorer 6?

Apple denies ChiPhone deal

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Perfect market for Apple

If anyone complains about shoddy apple product quality, the complainer can be sent off to a re-education facility, or driven to suicide, or just killed.

AppleT&T faces twin texting suits

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Grenade

"...coming in late summer."

Halfway through August, I guess it will be late summer any day now.

Those crazy Mactards! Just can't wait for their Apple pie!

Orbital refuelling stations could rescue NASA Mars plans

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Happy

High orbit & shadow

Well, I did not know that, thanks.

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Paris Hilton

Dark side of the earth?

If the orbital tanks were kept in orbit above the night side of the planet then they would stay pretty cool, being shaded from the sun. That ought to reduce the boil off problem.

Paris because she casts a pretty shadow.

How to hack a Sony Reader

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Thumb Up

Bernie 2

Exactly correct.

Ubuntu man extends olive branch to irate Debian devs

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Linux

Debian

Whatever you may think of Debian you cannot *touch* the strength of it's package management system. Rock solid in my experience, nearly bulletproof graph based dependency if I understand it correctly. Much better than SuSE or Fedora.

Does *free* virtualization = certain chaos?

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FAIL

@R 11

Then... don't use Redhat!

Where does WAN acceleration by virtual machine actually get us?

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Ahhh, hummm.

Yup. Yeah, hmmmm, yeah, yup, ahummm, yes, hmmm, ahh yup. Mmmmhmmmm.

LHC rushed back into service at 50% max power

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Fuck that HL shit.

No better than 50% they find the Higgs boson. If they don't it is a disaster for everything after the standard model, and also for Big Physics. There is a real story here concerning the current state of physics, the past 30-odd years of same and what happens if the LHC does not produce the desired goods.

You wankers have nothing better to do than jerk off with HL alternate story lines? You might as well be wanking on string theory - at least there are an infinite number of them, whereas HL has a limited number of story forks.

And, except for my post, what the fuck does Mary Whitehouse have to do with anything here?

Researcher: Twitter attack targeted anti-Russian blogger

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Go

I predict

that tweets concerning the current service level of Twitter will bring Twitter to it's knees for the next week or so.

And... really, who the fuck cares anyway?

SGI chases Cray with baby cluster

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Alert

It is mostly a brand

Rackable bought two things with SGI: the name and some very nifty common address space across multiple box tech. I dunno if the common address space stuff will sell (you know IBM Power racks do make much of it) but 'SGI' the name carries some weight. There is a lot of respect in at least the grey beard set for SGI. I'm not a grey beard but my last sysadmin job - they had dozens of 15 year old SGI boxes still running nicely. How many top 5 x86 pizza box vendors can make that claim? HP clusters where I work are given no more than 5 years to replacement, as much for failure rate as new hardware available.

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@AC - Apples & Oranges

SGI minis and mains had system bus bandwidth like few other architectures, and SGI sold shared-memory-multiple-box systems built on the bandwidth ... 64+ cpu with common address space was *not* in the same market as the PC but that was SGI's bread and butter. Comparing SGI product to PCs is like comparing IBM minis to PCs - SGI was primarily a mini & mainframe player, not a desktop player.

That said the company never seemed to be able to escape it's industrial scale graphics persona. SGI boxes were well used for dbms and the like: the bus was a killer, but SGI failed to get much buy in once it had to venture outside the 'graphics' arena.

Are you thinking mostly about O2 & co, not the big stuff SGI made?

iTablet to rake in $1bn, claims analyst

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Jobs Horns

@Chris 19

The thing I do not get is how Apple took over 'i'. Always seemed to me that would be the Intel letter.

US appeals court cans CAN-SPAM suit

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Direct action instead?

Read the title.

Tesla speeds to $1m profit

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Hah!

I thot u mnt NV Tesla!

You know: be smart - just buy a video card instead!

Robo soup chefs wrangle ramen

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Unhappy

What if were DARPA?

They'd be equipped with butcher knives and an "identify brown people" AI control program.

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FAIL

@Owen Milton

No, Owen, it is because in the USA labour is still cheaper than capital. People breed without instructions: it takes money to make a machine!

MoD Minister: This is the last generation of manned fighters

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FAIL

Progress...

Just imagine if Blair & Bush had had fully automated military and police forces in 2002! Nobody would even know there was an Iraq war, the tortured and mutilated bodies would still be piling up in Abu Graib, Iran would have been invaded (because well, wtf, why not?, it's not like it would kill brits or yanks) as would Syria, N.Korea, Canada (for letting the 9/11 terrorists in, ahem), and so on.

Call me a luddite, I just don't trust politicians with this much direct power.

Japan's central bankers look in brothels for green shoots

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Well done.

More innuendo than I could shake a stick at.

AMD demos live Magny-Cours migration

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Go

12 core processor?

I'll take 4 on a nice Tyan board with quad-fire 4890's. Finally, 100 FPS in Crysis!

Obama's top cybersecurity director resigns

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...served as a cybersecurity aide in the Bush administration...

The Bush administration was unable to protect and back up it's own email server data. I'd think that makes Hathaway more of a candidate for non-employment.

Southampton Uni getting Nehalem supercomputer

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A title

Why not use Ubuntu?

McAfee gobbles up MX Logic for cloud security push

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About time!

Clearly there is a massive amount of CPU cycles in the clouds that are not fully loaded running McAfee on access scans.

Microsoft ultra-thins to 'out cool' netbooks, Apple

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Windows on netbook

I bought an eeepc 1000HA last winter. It came with Windows XP Home edition on it.

XP Home cannot participate in domains. Yet, when looked at the services control panel all the MS NetBIOS networking bits and pieces were turned on anyway, wasting RAM and presumably some CPU cycles.

So I wiped the disk and installed Fedora 10. I am happier now.

Good day.

Mozilla makes rough notes on Firefox 3.6

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@Anonymous Coward 12:59

Nothing is wrong with borrowing good ideas from other products. I don't know who really invented, say, drop down menus, but they are undeniably a good idea and adopted by everyone.

WRT FF: Office 10 has no traditional drop down menus, just some sort of strange big button. Everyone at work who uses Office hates this - it is a bad idea in that it obscures the menu driven commands. Now, some people in Mozilla are saying FF must adopt Office's weird one-big-button menu scheme, which seems more like slavish imitation than considered borrowing.

I note also KDE 4.x which seems for all the world to want to look and work just like Vista. There was nothing wrong with the 3.5 UI - it works very well. Yet KDE 4 was released with most functionality missing, but by God it was shiny and looked a lot like Vista!

Gnome is plainly a knock-off of MacOS UI.

It does seem that the UI people in a lot of OO projects have no more ideas than those they find inside shiny boxes from MS and Apple, and have a powerful need to copy those ideas regardless of whether or not they are good ideas.

Red Hat Enterprise clone poised to 'die'

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Real Men

... use Slackware.

Tiny typo blamed for massive IE security fail

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Stop

What lang would you write an OS in?

Seriously.

Java = slow but runs anywhere there's a Java runtime. Oh, wait.

Python = runs anywhere there's a Python runtime. Oh, wait.

Assembler = you think C++ is too much for normal people?

Smalltalk & spawn = you are mad.

How many Python & Java runtimes/interpretters, and how many assemblers, are written in their native lang? Most of theme are written in C or C++!

C++ is a fine programming language. So is C. The reason they are still around is that they are fine languages. Programmers make mistakes while coding in all languages, it's not the fault of the language.

Entirely aside: IMNSHO, if you can't handle pointers and addresses and reference variables, then there was something lacking in your education. Memory addresses are fundamental to computers.

Firefox 4.0 flashes lusty leg at Windows lovers

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@ /\/\j17

I agree completely. Think the same about KDE trying to clone Vista. It is very strange.

IBM, Novell to slash Linux prices for mainframes

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Go

Economics

Who said you can't make money off open source software?

Who's your daddy?

Tokyo battles monstrous murder of crows

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WTF?

I do not get it

I've been to Tokyo. Metro Tokyo is about 35x10^6 people spread over a 3pi/2 arc with a radius of maybe 15 or 20 Km. How can 20K or so crows be a problem in such a large city?

Unless these are Left 4 Dead crows?

Swine flu will [enter scare words here]...

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Linux

Screw it...

Gimme a zombie plague.

And guns.

Lots and lots of guns.

Tux because, wth, why not.

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@EdwardP

Well, for one thing, a lot of disenfranchised USA right wing culture warriors seem to have shown up. You know the type: got a problem that needs thought or analysis - n/p just claim it is a gov't plot backed by the people not on the right wing of the political spectrum, add a little hate and a lot of contempt for differing views; problem solved!

L/R politics being a spectrum, there is no centre as such - if you're more right than me then I'm more left than you. Despite that we might both be to the right of Attila the Hun.

All of which makes an interesting book in this connection 'The Origins of Totalitarianism' written by Hannah Arendt.

MoD sticks with 'most decrepit browser in the world'

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Seems Proper

After all, what is Windows for Warships? Win 3.1, no?

Authorities release Nuremberg Nazi gnome

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FAIL

@AC 09:39 GMT

You should have said 'As an ignorant person of Jewish decent...'.

[West] Germany has, since not very long after the end of WWII, taught the truth in it's schools about what the Nazis did, about 6 million murdered Jews, and the other forgotten 6 million: mixed communists, gays, Roma, persons with disabilities, others.

What Germany also did was ban the Nazi party, and it's iconography. The salute is a bit of Nazi iconography, yes?

I recommend you pick up some books and read the history of West Germany from the period 1945 to, say, unification with East Germany. Then you will be less ignorant.

MySQL.com sites go dark

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Go

LOLZ

I got the past few source code tarballs if anyone needs a copy! A modest deliver charge will apply though and only shipped on Blu-ray media, bwahahahah!

Memory-hogging bug offers universal browser crash exploit

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WTF?

Can do this to most any box without a browser

while (1)

void *foo = malloc(1000000);

Not the memory leak, just the massive allocation.

And though it isn't memory, there's always this gem:

while (1)

fork();

Whats the big deal?

Ministry of Justice issues digital preservation code

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Well established solution

Just print out binary on acid free paper.

US State Dept. workers beg Clinton for Firefox

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@Vociferous, other thing

I mostly agree with your points in your last post above, but I am curious: what is a "small bear brain"?

Other thing: back in the day Novell had a product call Zen Works. Among other things it could be used to deliver apps to the desktop. It did not run installers on the target machines, rather it copied files and registry settings based on before and after snapshots of an exemplar machine. I used it to install all kinds of odd ball crap that did not have anything like SMS compatible packaging. This approach could roll out FF with preset settings. I do understand that FF does not really support the user profile or machine profile scheme that underlies central admin in Windows networks. To the degree that FF uses the registry, further registry updates via Zen could be used to control FF (though in truth I don't know how much FF does use the registry). Just saying there are other ways to skin the cat.

I must say, I have not done Windows sysadmin in 8 years - so if SMS is no longer around I hope you will be tolerant. I'd not at all be surprised to find out Novell had deep sixed Zen - that company has ever been skilled at shooting itself in the foot.

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@AC

Well, all I really care to says is this: (1) if you (AC) arrogate defining what the debate is about then you can use that to make anyone's point that you disagree with irrelevant; (2) granted many people here are talking about roll-outs, packaging and the like, doesn't mean I can't say something about web app compatibility - for which see my first post on this thread, my case in point was a follow-up to my initial post.

Have a nice day, and do try to engage with people who do not see things all your way - it will broaden your mind, ans this is something you would likely benefit from.

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Coat

@AC / Paytards

The point of my case in point is that the end users will call support and they don't care or perhaps even know that Flash and FF are really two different products. Support still has to deal with it. Obviously State is not talking about running Linux, but my example still illustrates that a new browser may have issues, and support still has to deal with them.

As for dismissing my example: I work in a Linux shop - several hundred people using Linux on the desktop. Don't tell me that Flash/FF just *did* work properly for me, I clearly observed that it did not. But... I never have problems with YouTube or Google video on the very same machine. I suspect you will now dismiss me as a luser - but the fact remains that support in State would still have to deal with the problem.

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@Scott 7

The cost of using a piece of software is not just the price of a license: it is also the cost of supporting it and verifying your apps will work with it. You have to pay the techs and sysadmins to support it and you have to qualify your existing systems to run on it. If you are an IE shop then you must account for the time and therefore cost of training your techs on FF.

So, sure the browser is free, but implementing it is not. If State has in house web apps designed for IE then in all likelyhood those apps must be modified to work properly on Firefox. This is because IE and FF do some things differently - ever try writing cross browser CSS and DOM-scripted apps? There are lots of pitfalls in the differences of implementation between the two browsers - and since State has never used FF you can take it as given that it's web apps need some changes for FF. If some web app craps out on a shiny new FF roll-out you still have to pay people to fix the web app - that takes time and money, probably at overtime rates.

If you have a small shop, then switching, or supporting both browsers, may be pretty simple. The bigger an organization gets the more work is involved in this kind of thing. State is a very big organization!

This stuff is obvious to anyone who's worked as a LAN admin, sysadmin, network manager, CIO, what-have-you. It may not be obvious to people running small shops or to home users.

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Case in point!

I'm using FF 3.5 on Fedora Linux and I do have Flash installed correctly.

The video noted in the article refuses to run!

Now then, Scott 7, I suppose if you were State's CIO you would fix that for me and the rest of State single handedly and at no charge, wouldn't you? You'd work over night if required too.

No, I thought not.

Microsoft hosts Feynman lecture series

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FAIL

Stop whining

Gates puts the lectures up there for all to watch for free, and you buggers still find a way to insult him for it. Fuckwits, all of you.

Nehalems make like elephants on HPC memory test

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Pint

And then lesson is

...pick your hardware to match the characteristics of your software!

Cats mix baby 'cry' with purr to score dinner

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The beauty of the research funding systems

I'm not normally one for poking at the reporters, but...

That cats do stuff like this was reported in a new study some, IIRC, ten years ago. Cats mimic the sounds of new born babies when they want something from people. It was reported widely as a 'funny science story' on TV news and also in newspapers.

I'm not suggesting that we need to "tighten the purse strings on those wastrel boffins", but anybody who watches or knows scientists ('specially those in the soft sciences) knows that publishing a cute puffball paper - that recaps existing knowledge - often counts for as much as publishing doing original research.

Could a physicist get away with publishing new research that establishes, oh, I dunno, that light has both a wave and particle nature? Or a mathematician publishing new research that shows that, surprise, lines can only be locally parallel in non-euclidean geometries?

How come journalists can?

Congressman calls for 'cyber-reprisals' against North Korea

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WTF?

NorK assets

What would the USA retaliate against? NorK's web server?

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