* Posts by Jonathan Richards 1

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US cities react in fury to FCC's $2bn break for 5G telcos: We'll be picking up the tab, say officials

Jonathan Richards 1
Boffin

Re: Money, Money, Money

In the UK, such matters are regulated by the Electoral Commission (see What we do and don't regulate), who are empowered by the Political Parties, Elections, and Referendums Act 2000. It certainly doesn't ensure a perfect electoral landscape, but it looks better than Citizens United looks from this side of the Atlantic, IMO.

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'Men only' job ad posts land Facebook in boiling hot water with ACLU

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The language is wrong

A targeted indication of a job vacancy is not an advertisement. It's an invitation sent to a defined group. The degree of definition is the very essence of what makes FB et al. multi-billion dollar businesses.

Short of saturating spaces with bill-boards and posters, there was always a degree of this going on, in that people seeking to fill vacancies would select particular newspapers to carry their advertisements. That wasn't as exclusive as the FB invitation model, though. Anyone could buy The Guardian, or the Times Literary Supplement and see the job advertisements. Without non-targeted, i.e. proper, advertising, excluded groups, (who are as finely and completely excluded as FB can possibly manage), never SEE these opportunities. That, by definition, gives employers the tools to exercise bias and prejudice.

It should be a function of job market regulation to ensure that vacancies are properly advertised, and FB invitations don't count, in my opinion.

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Brit airport pulls flight info system offline after attack by 'online crims'

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Scary slopes on a runway

> It IS scary to watch a plane coming in and VANISH, due to the curvature of the runway over the brow of the hill.

Try St Marys Scilly (EGHE) in a light plane ('cos at 600m for the longest runway you aren't going to land a big jet). You have to reach take-off speed while hurtling downhill towards a rocky seashore. It's, umm, stimulating.

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Russia: The hole in the ISS Soyuz lifeboat – was it the crew wot dunnit?

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Re: Air is leaking out of the Soyuz capsule

ITYM "That joke were a bit obvious, chuck."

Only works with a North of England accent, possibly.

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Devon County Council techies: WE KNOW IT WASN'T YOU!

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Re: It's Devon, they probably think spell check is the work of the devil.

> Why blame the Devil when you've got the Cornish living right next to you?

'Ere, we'll be 'avin none of that sort of talk, thank you! No works of the Devil in Cornwall:

We are told [...] that The devil never came into Cornwall.

Because, when he crossed the Tamar, and made Torpoint for a brief space his resting-place, he could not but observe that everything, vegetable or animal, was put by the Cornish people into a pie.

He saw and heard of fishy pie, star-gazy pie, conger pie, and indeed pies of all the fishes in the sea. Of parsley pie, and herby pie, of lamy pie, and piggy pie, and pies without number. Therefore, fearing they might take a fancy to a "devily pie," he took himself back again into Devonshire.

Popular romances of the west of England etc., Robert Hunt, 1908.

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The Register's 2018 homepage redesign: What's going on now?

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Re: Lipstick on a pig

@LenG

Yours is the only comment so far, and I came to say exactly the same thing. I use the weekly page, and for exactly the reasons that you mention. That makes TWO atypical readers, at least...

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The internet's very own Muslim ban continues: DNS overlord insists it can freeze dot-words

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Re: Too late

> non-christian gtlds

Norway and the former Viking thralldoms should totally go for .asgard.

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+1 upvote for the felicitous use of "lace of transparency". ICANN specializes in very closely worked lace...

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Nah, it won't install: The return of the ad-blocker-blocker

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"One of the great retail marketing cons of the second half of the last century was to convince everyone that choosing a brand outweighed the value of choosing a product."

That's so true. I think it should be on a Vulture tee-shirt, really.

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Bankrupt Aussie Hells Angel scoops £750k lottery jackpot

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Paris Hilton

> That reminds me of the day I saw a big road bike driving past, with a small kids sized motorbike strapped to it.

You thought you did. But what you actually saw was the mating dance of the Greater Touring Motorcycle (Enfieldus triumphans), in which the smaller male mounts ... Ooops, NSFW, sorry.

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RIP Peter Firmin: Clangers creator dies aged 89

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Coat

Re: Space Education

> all the makings of a fine serial killer until I got lost in a nest of ethernet cables

Well, ethernet ain't exactly parallel so you could just take scissors and pursue both careers.

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Pogle's Wood

Ah, yes. In which a family of society drop-outs rely on a plant for mind-altering experiences. Definitely a backstory there!

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German researchers defeat printers' doc-tracking dots

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Re: LX

@ I II III

Hoo, boy, you wouldn't believe how individual the placements of those dots are! Nearly as good as the mis-aligned letters on a typewriter, a forensic clue beloved of spy thrillers of yesteryear.

Something that the paper itself didn't seem to address in the anonymization-by-adding dots technique, is whether the serial numbers in human-readable form have some sort of error detection/correction, along the lines of check-digits in an ISBN, for example. The serial numbers are many digits long; much too long unless the manufacturers are planning to build billions of printers.

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Developer’s code worked, but not in the right century

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Re: Because computer dates are numbers but real dates aren't

> cal 1752

[imagine a September where Wed 2 is followed by Thu 14]*

Really, that should be dependent on i10n; different countries switched from Julian to Gregorian calendars at different points in time (and hence with different adjustment days omitted). 1752 was the year Britain and its colonies got on board. Turkey held out until 1926.

*You have to imagine, because El Reg, he no let me paste monospaced typeface.

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No standard for epochs - @katrinab

Those are epochs: the arbitrarily chosen t=0 point for the counter. Formats are the expression of dates in one's chosen calendar.

PS. In fact, Unix counts seconds since the epoch, hence the approaching Unix Time "Apocalypse".

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Wires, chips, and LEDs: US trade bigwigs detail Chinese kit that's going to cost a lot more

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Request for information

TFA talks at length about

> a list of products totaling $34bn

and I'm sure that thirty-four thousand million USD1 is a headline-grabbing amount of money, but it's not clear to me what the number refers to. I speculated that buying 1 unit of everything on the list FOB Shanghai might total to $34E9, but that doesn't seem possible. Does the USA import $34 billion dollars-worth of products on this list over some unspecified time period? If so is it the amount paid to China, or the value of the goods sold and used in the USA?

25% of $34E9 is $8.5E9. Has the US Treasury shared with the US electorate exactly (or even vaguely) what it will do with this extra income?

Perhaps some of it will need to be invested in anti-smuggling operations: some of the list items are clearly high value in units of $/kg, and 25% tariffs are worth avoiding.

1I suppose that they mean USD and not HKD!

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Apple will throw forensics cops off the iPhone Lightning port every hour

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Mixed mnemonics!

Ha! As the years advance, I have adopted a mnemonic I'm never going to forget: it's for the password ErR,'avI'ad-me-d1nner_y3t?

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Trump’s new ZTE tweet trumps old ZTE tweets that trumped his first ZTE tweet

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Tips and corrections:

Linkified at the bottom of every article with a mailto:

Easier than commenting!

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Military brainboxes ponder 'UK needs you' list of AI boffins

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Re: RE: ah I see a problem!!

> Getting SC cleared

Given the amount of transferable knowledge and skills to be had in this arena, I'd think that Developed Vetting (DV) might be the appropriate level of clearance [1]. I have no idea if autonomous AI weapons research/intelligence is TOP SECRET or not, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was.

[1] United Kingdom Security Vetting [gov.uk]

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Jonathan Richards 1
Mushroom

Automatic or intelligent?

At its heart, this is a philosophical question. We like to think we're intelligent and exercising free will, and all, but get down to the neurological and biochemical level, and, well, were my punctuation decisions in this sentence driven by Ca/Na ion differentials across some greasy membranes, or were they intelligent?

My proposal for an agreed definition of AI: "It seems to do things that look to us as if it's thinking, but we have no idea why."

By this definition, Phalanx is not intelligent, any more than a bucket of water balanced over a door. Not even if you hook it up to an IFF database is it really thinking. If you know why it works the way it does, it ain't intelligent.

A truly intelligent autonomous weapon system might read the manifesto of the opposing forces, and decide to change sides.

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Fixing a printer ended with a dozen fire engines in the car park

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Seeing steam...

Long ago, as but a callow youth, I worked a summer at a dairy/creamery which had a milk pasteurising plant. For a couple of weeks there were complaints of milk spoiling in the bottles (see, I told you it was long ago...) but it was impossible to take the time to break down the entire rig (pasteuriser, holding tanks, bottling machine, and all the pipes and valves that join them together) in order to work out where the nightly cleaning-in-place process was failing. The solution was, after cleaning was done, to use live steam to bring all that shiny stainless steel up to 100C to kill the bugs. The steam source was a heavy-duty hose (designed to deliver hot water, actually, by mixing steam and cold water at the taps on the wall). Muggins took the heavy-duty hose, and pushed the business end into the empty milk holding tank. Returning to the wall, I left the water off, and turned the steam full on. This was a Bad Move - the high-pressure steam couldn't drive the water out of the hose fast enough, subjecting the hose coupling to full pressure and blowing it apart. In the split second it took me to turn and run, I could see REAL steam: a perfectly transparent stream of it in the clouds of "steam" that enveloped the tank room. We had to shut down the steam generating plant, and wait half an hour until there was a cool enough breathable atmosphere in the tank room to get back in with a nice strong jubilee clip. I was lucky not to have been scalded, of course.

Sorry, no IT angle here, move along...

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Re: Had the fire brigade called to a five star hotel, in Malta....

> laying down a ring of mustard approximately 100cm diameter on the side of a burger wrapper

Cripes! I know BK is the Home of the Wopper, or whatever, but a wrapper a metre across!

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Take-off crash 'n' burn didn't kill the Concorde, it was just too bloody expensive to maintain

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"... failed to live up to Lord Amery's pitch"

TFA quotes that pitch as saying "[Concorde] has every chance of securing a substantial part of the world market for supersonic airliners. This is a chance that will not return."

The first sentence was clearly borne out. There was no other supersonic airliner in the market, Tu-144 notwithstanding. The second sentence is a hostage to the future, of course, but the chance hasn't returned yet, 56 years after Amery said it.

Thanks for an interesting article. Having seen Alpha Foxtrot outside in all winds and weathers for so many years, it's good to know that it is now in from the cold!

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Incredible Euro space agency data leak... just as planned: 1.7bn stars in our galaxy mapped

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Re: You know you're old when...

Prompted by the remark re. quasars (discovered 1963), I pulled from my bookshelf a volume which I read a great deal when I was young, although it was published some twenty years before I was born. "The Wonder Encyclopaedia for Children" has an initial chapter on The Universe, which conveys the impression that the "spiral nebulae" that are observed with "the best telescopes" are clouds of gas from which a new star (singular) may be born. The caption to a photograph of Mars, with all the resolution of a charcoal pencil drawing, says 'Some astronomers think that Mars has inhabitants, and the lines which you can see are canals for irrigation'. Progress involves un-learning a lot of things!

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Europe fires back at ICANN's delusional plan to overhaul Whois for GDPR by next, er, year

Jonathan Richards 1

Contact email

> an anonymized email address for every domain name owner so people's real email addresses are not published online.

Isn't that just postmaster@example.com (SMTP) or webmaster@example.com (HTTP, HTTPS) ?

RFC 2142: MAILBOX NAMES FOR COMMON SERVICES, ROLES AND FUNCTIONS IETF, May 1997 (emphasis added)

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Can't log into your TSB account? Well, it's your own fault for trying

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@Chris G

... who requested a linky.

Try this: Lesbian Vampire Killers

What, you don't want any combination of lesbian, vampire and killers in your search history??

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Oh dear... Netizens think 'private' browsing really means totally private

Jonathan Richards 1

Re: Like with a cloth or something?

A Microsoft executable that takes arguments delimited by hyphens? Last time I looked, CMD used slashes, e.g. dir /s

To be fair, I haven't looked for quite some time...

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Jonathan Richards 1
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re Long version

Exactly so. The survey results might be explained by ICT (Impulsive Click-Through) by users entering private browsing mode(s), or perhaps by participants never using such modes, and just guessing the answers.

I just checked what Chrome tells one when opening an Incognito window:

You’ve gone incognito

Now you can browse privately, and other people who use this device won’t see your activity. However, downloads and bookmarks will be saved. Learn more

Chrome won’t save the following information:

-Your browsing history

-Cookies and site data

-Information entered in forms

Your activity might still be visible to:

-Websites that you visit

-Your employer or school

-Your Internet service provider

So in this case at least, there's no good reason for the misunderstanding.

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You're a govt official. You accidentally slap personal info on the web. Quick, blame a kid!

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FAIL

This happened in early March? And yet https://foipop.novascotia.ca still re-directs to a "System Unavailable" notice, even at Mon 23 Apr 10:38:23 UTC 2018.

I was about to exercise my leet skills with wget inside

$ for n in $(seq 100 199); ...; done

I hope that the prosecutors see sense, and charges are dropped/not laid.

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UK.gov expected to quit controversial harvesting of schoolchildren's nationality data

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Big Brother

Fact check for Vogons

> instead of being allowed to get a minimum wage job behind a shop counter , these days kids have to stay in school until they are 18

This is only true, and then only approximately, in England.

You can leave school on the last Friday in June if you’ll be 16 by the end of the summer holidays.

You must then do one of the following until you’re 18:

- stay in full-time education, for example at a college

- start an apprenticeship or traineeship

- spend 20 hours or more a week working or volunteering, while in part-time education or training

See the source [gov.uk] for information about Scotland, Wales and N. Ireland.

And here I was, thinking that Vogons simply loved bureaucracy.

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There are 10 types of people in the world, but there is only one Melvyn

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In Our Time, and repeated at a later time

The morning broadcast is actually live, and so it often has the features that Verity describes, with lurches of logic and certain academics trying to hog the microphone. I listen to these on morning drives, and then often hear the evening repeat. The latter has had the benefit of attention from the editing suite, and often there are entire segments that have been shifted so that things make more sense, and fluffs have been taken out. I guess the polished versions are the ones that make it onto iPlayer and the podcast platforms.

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Tantalising Tabby's Star teases watchers with big dimming event

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Periodic, at all?

With that many data points, a Fourier transform or something might reveal some one or more periodicities. Has anyone attempted that? No time to look for myself at the moment.

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Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, off you go: Snout of UK space forcibly removed from EU satellite trough

Jonathan Richards 1
WTF?

Re: The Swiss are in it

>Free of un-elected bureaucrats.

Good grief, chap, it's like you never watched the documentary series Yes, Minister.

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Facebook's inflection point: Now everyone knows this greedy mass surveillance operation for what it is

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Re: "It's compliemtary. It's not free." Words to *always* keep in mind.

The inscription on the statue was fictional, of course. Shelley said that he was reporting a traveller's tale: Ozymandias. How I wish I could write like that! And it was published just on two hundred years ago, I notice. In another two hundred years, Shelley's poetry will still be justly admired, and all today's Facebook posts will have long since disappeared.

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User asked why CTRL-ALT-DEL restarted PC instead of opening apps

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Re: Feeling Old...

@Duchess

> the whole development of personal computing was driven by the desire to play games

Now you learned something, Your Grace.

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Bad blood: Theranos CEO charged with massive fraud

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Theranoses...

...Theranoi?

This is as good a place as any to second the comment waaay above, about how can the blood-testing market be worth all these billions of dollars? How many of the 326 MegaYanks get their blood tested in any given day?

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UK data watchdog raids companies suspected of 11 million nuisance texts

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Re: Prediction...

> We will have people in your area next week... Can we do your driveway?

Translation: I have a mate who can "divert" a load of tarmac from a roadworks contract he's working on, and we can lay it for you for a bodge job that'll have weeds growing through it in 3 months, no problem.

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La, la, la, I can't hear you! Apple to challenge Bose's noise-proof cans

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Fact or opinion

You can read it as a factual statement that Sony and Sennheiser both boast of superior audio quality, although [citation needed], and that wouldn't be the ordinary idiomatic meaning.

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UK peers: Is this what you call governance of facial recog tech? A 'few scattered papers'!

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Interesting...

> google kingdom litter fines

I didn't use GoogleTM, but searched with Ixquick. :) The url http://www.kingdom.co.uk/services/environmental-protection/ (deliberately not linkified) returns an error unless one allows http://www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js to run some JavaScript. I didn't do that, either.

I'm sure this sort of thing isn't what TBL had in mind when cooking up the WWW ...

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President Trump turns out the lights on solar panel imports into US

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Re: A stopped clock is correct twice daily

OK, I detect the sarcasm, but

> So makes solar more viable for the rest of us

is a non sequitur.

Global warming does not mean more solar energy reaching any particular solar panel. The sun (we trust) will continue to shine next year just as it does today. There could be more clouds generated by warm seas, though, and the warm seas will fuel hurricanes that may rip the panels off roofs and solar farms, and the sea level will continue to rise, and so on. Global warming is not good. For anything. I reckon we can agree on that.

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Unlocked: The hidden love note on the grave of America's first crypto power-couple

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OT: Re: @John Bentley

> So, when HP1 was published, she was from Scotland, no?

I think you underestimate the scale of parochialism that operates amongst the British. Clue: the scale is microscopic, and eternal. Someone born in Gloucestershire can never be said to "come from Scotland", indeed people in the same county will stoutly defend "coming from" individual towns and cities. This operates down to village level, and I can give you examples from within villages that you can, with a good arm, throw a stone clean across.

The words "You aren't from round 'ere, are ye?" is not generally a perfectly friendly greeting :)

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Time's up: Grace period for Germany's internet hate speech law ends

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Re: Well this could get messy...

OT, I think, but Muslims do not worship the prophet Mohammed, (which is why the 19th century term "Mohammedan" is now disused), rather he is believed to be a prophet of God, not (as Jesus of Nazereth is believed to be by Christians) God incarnate.

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Kernel-memory-leaking Intel processor design flaw forces Linux, Windows redesign

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Re: Ask for refund?

Oh, certainly you can ask. Don't expect a returns label to be issued before, say, April!

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How Google's black box Knowledge Graph can kill you

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Amen, Brother [1]

> Genealogists have been at it for centuries...

Let's name names here [snerk]. Ancestry.com is full of user-generated "family trees" with egregious, ridiculous, totally fruitloop genealogies, which replicate themselves in exactly the way xkcd 'Citogenesis' illustrates. People who think they care about their genealogy, but clearly don't, find a marriage record for, say, Mary Smith and Robert Roberts, and think "Ooo, that must be my great-granny". In she goes, and the next time someone searches for Robert Roberts, Ancestry dishes this relationship up as a fact! And at the top of the search results! I rarely rely on user trees, don't consider undocumented relationships, and check the documents when they are cited. I'm clearly not having as much fun as some people...

[1] This is metaphorical brotherhood. I have no Syntaxes amongst the relations I have found so far.

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Re: People unfortunately aren't diligent fact checkers

> an unshielded fusion reactor

Yeah, except that it is sort of shielded. As long as we've got an ozone layer...

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Q: Why are you running in the office? A: This is my password for El Reg

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Re: NaN

> Uniqueness is important in identification.

I think you would be surprised at how unique gait is. I was looking for someone recently across many in-use sportsfields, and I eliminated many possible people at several hundred yards away, simply because they didn't move in the way the search subject did.

The El Reg headline makes a good point, though. This is interesting from a data classification point of view, but useless as an authentication method. Won't work e.g. in the back of a taxi where I can't do a bit of typical walking around...

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Coming live to a warzone near you: Army Truck Driver for Xbox!

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Re: "used drones to observe the Ukrainians' movements"

> Starting from today, how many days would it take the Russian Army to reach the Channel and be prepared to cross?

It took the Wehrmacht 15 days from the beginning of the offensive against Belgium, France and the Netherlands until they had the BEF with its back to the sea at Dunkirk. [1] Of course, the Russians might have to cross Poland and Germany too, or maybe they'd take Ireland first with an amphibious landing? Granted, the reverse-D-Day operation would take much longer to mount, but not as much as you might think, if the situation got to that point.

In any event, one wouldn't have time to train conscript troops to the standard required for modern land warfare, and possibly not enough time to mobilise anything more than a short-notice regularly re-trained reserve. [2]

Operation Seelowe (Sealion), the German plan for invasion, was not mounted because the Germans couldn't achieve air supremacy over the English Channel. But it was touch and go...

[1] You've seen the opening credits for Dad's Army, right?

[2] As far as I know. I Am Not A Strategic Military Planner!

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Mm, sacrilicious: Greggs advent calendar features sausage roll in a manger

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Re: Sausage roll in a manger

Apparently not, since TFA refers to pork mince. A poor choice for representing the infant who was later to become, arguably, the world's most famous Jew! Now, if only Greggs made a proper Cornish pasty...

Ref.

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Teensy weensy space shuttle flies and lands

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Re: How cute

Yep. Helicopter drop height, as reported:

3 km

Kármán line (edge of space):

100 km

Orbital height of ISS:

405 km

We should call this Rary. As in, "It's a long way to tip a Rary".

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Car insurers recoil in horror from paying auto autos' speeding fines

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Re: Look! Fun games ahead!

> the vehicle should permanently immobilise itself

It seems I am the first to say

I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that

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