Posts by Paul Hates Handles

/facepalm

She'll say God told her he did it, and God can't be wrong so he did it. Case closed.

@Ihre Papiere Bitte

As far as I'm concerned you came out of an English snatch so you're entitled to dual nationality in my book. Pity the government won't see that.

To be fair...

...she wasn't THAT bad in Repo. Though Repo itself was quite shit overall...

I have an N97...

...says it all really :/

Fuck you Nokia.

Er...

...what ever happened to that 18-card thingy? Y'know, where you can send off and get a card that proves your age?

And in London they can just get that 18+ student Oyster card with the photo ID in it.

..er...

...passwords stored as unencrypted strings? wtf? :)

Marketing spin...

...I was reading the Metro in Manchester the other day and there was an ad for the ID cards, touting them as being capable of protecting you from identity theft.

They seem to be marketing it not as an ID card but as some kind of security device that will somehow stop the stupid getting ripped off online. If you're stupid enough to buy into the ID card scheme nothing is going to save you from being made rich by a nice man from Nigeria.

Last update until 2011...?

If that's true and the slowdown/cpu issues aren't fixed I'm going to be abandoning Firefox too. It has become just TOO buggy and unstable :(

Double standards...

If they're not scanning the naked bodies of anyone under the age of 18, then they're basically saying "Yes, we know we're looking at something we shouldn't and are invading their privacy so we can't look at kids naked."

If it's so harmless they can check out naked kids too. I mean it's not sexual, is it - they're practically doctors. Nobody ever stole or lost data, nope.

And certainly no terrorist or bomb carrier was ever under 18, or carried a bomb because his family were threatened.

People who write "M$"...

...need a punch in the face. Even with the quotes I myself should receive a mild backhand.

Evil organisation fights another evil organisation...

Hypocrites vs hypocrites. FIGHT!

My money'd be on the fatties in the Catholic league. They've eaten meat so they won't be weak and listless \o/

...pure capacitance gel?

Sod it; everyone can get motorbikes \o/

EIN REICH, EIN GOTT, EIN MENSCH!

Guten tag. Papers, fraulein?

When is it going to be too much? Laws to protect us, no privacy to keep us safe, we're not a flock of sheep and the government aren't our shepherds.

They're meant to run the country, not run the people.

...no makeup?

That'll make some of 'em easier to spot, then :)

heh...

Sore anus from buying an iPhone? No money left?

Rejoice! Beans are now 9p a tin for one week only, and ass-cream is BOGOF!

...and then...

..."Oh, and also - the film is shit!" says Pope.

Pope right for the first time in history shocker!

What about...

...when things are conclusively proven to be rubbish?

Like mediums. There has never been a single proven tested instance of a medium being able to do anything other than simple cold reading.

So any "religion" based on that must surely be bollocks...

Shouldn't that be...

...Hotwhite Jackson? ;)

As for the robot... didn't he already have one in Moonwalker? :D

PANDA searches for ships that...

Eats shoots and leaves?

So all of a sudden...

...Apple invented everything in the world ever??

They're both as bad as each other. Apple just have better marketing, "pretty" desktop wallpaper and metrosexual case designs. A badly configured + maintained Mac still crashes as much as a badly set up Windows box.