* Posts by nichomach

750 posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

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Oracle sued by app sales rep: I made tens of millions for Larry, then fired for being neither young nor male – claim

nichomach

Oracle in...

"...are bastards" shocker. Who knew? *spoiler alert* Everyone. Everyone knew.

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That scary old system with 'do not touch' on it? Your boss very much wants you to touch it. Now what do you do?

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Re: Even the simple things

And a bit of hood cleaner, maybe a stick-on logo, just to keep it convincing...

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Official: The shape of the smartphone is changing forever

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Taller and narrower is good news

Especially the narrower bit. Picked up 2 A8s for people here and they're much more usable.

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Uncle Sam is shocked, SHOCKED to find dark-web bazaars trading drugs, weapons, etc

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Big Brother

"Feds bust shady people doing shady things on shady sites" - Quite right too; that's the government's job!

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MongoDB turns on, tunes in, drops ACID and goes mobile

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Trollface

Re: Mongo DB is Web Scale

"Smells like roses to me..."

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HTC U12+: You said we should wait and review the retail product. Hate to break it to you, but...

nichomach

I saw the bit about PSBs and...

...instantly thought "It's tiring, always stretching for something just out of reach.. But I'll get it. After all, what I want isn't as easy as all that.". I'll get my coat...

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Want to know what an organisation is really like? Visit the restroom

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Mushroom

"Restroom"?

Gents/Ladies. Loo. Bathroom. Bog. Khazi. Jakes. Toilet. But "restroom"? You gone Septic on us, Mr. Dabbs?

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Mike Lynch's British court showdown v HPE pushed back to 2019

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Re: Caveat Emptor

"These are the numbers. If you don't like these, we have others..."

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Sysadmin shut down the wrong server, and with it all European operations

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Trollface

Re: Could have been worse ..

If someone had "accidentally" powered off that system it might not have been a bad thing, under the circumstances...

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Life's a beach – then you're the comms nexus of the British Empire and Marconi-baiting hax0rs

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Re: I concur

That's a SUPERB idea!

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nichomach

I concur

Went to Porthcurno a few years ago and it was a great day out. My daughter thoroughly enjoyed it (although Mrs Nichomach and I had a thoroughly uncharitable giggle at her reaction to a rotary dial telephone - *stabs numbers with fingers* "It's not WOOOOOORKING!").

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UK Home Sec Amber Rudd unveils extremism blocking tool

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Big Brother

I would note that...

...having happened on this report just now, 6Music's just started playing "(We Don't Need This) Fascist Groove Thing". Not only is it obviously live, they're using it take the mick...

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BOFH: We want you to know you have our full support

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Re: This isn't even comedy any more

I'm there right now. Attempting to explain to a web filter support guy that the point is not to *block* an appliance from talking to its replication target but to *allow* it and that the slow throughput at said webfilter is what's getting in the way.

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nichomach

This isn't even comedy any more

It's just too bloody accurate.

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Barratt Homes Ad

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Barratt Homes Ad

...is seriously HUGE. Any chance of calming them down a bit? It does kind of take over the page a bit.

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Why did I buy a gadget I know I'll never use?

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Facepalm

Ulp

The Dell Axim X51v PDA that will definitely come in handy one day.

The USB to USB network adapter for migrating machines that never worked properly but we might need sometime.

More software boxes than I can count for versions that are more than a decade out of date.

Retired laptops that absolutely cannot be wiped and shoved into the recycling "just in case I need something from it".

Old digital cameras with comically low resolutions (I've got one that takes smartmedia cards, FFS, what was I thinking?).

Bluetooth keyboards that aside from their initial pairing have never, ever been connected to the phones/tablets/whatevers that I was definitely going to use them with.

The first step is acknowledging that I have a problem...

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UK's Just Eat faces probe after woman tweets chat-up texts from 'delivery guy'

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Re: No, the problem is your heterophobia/sexualphobia

No, it really wouldn't, at least not by anyone whose idea of "romance" wouldn't get them a part in a slasher movie.

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Magic Leap blows our mind with its incredible technology... that still doesn't f**king exist

nichomach

Re: Any of these seem to work in this situation...

Reminds me of...

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Lord of the Rings TV show shopped around Hollywood

nichomach

I'm not going to say "work of genius", but I thought it was pretty good; truer to the book, excellent performances.

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F-35s grounded by spares shortage

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Re: Wrong methodology

On the basis that my experience of "deploy and then fix" has been "We've given your issue to the developers, who are in <time zone Y>, and we'll hear back from them the day after tomorrow", I'm not liking the chances of those magnificent men in their allegedly flying machines...

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nichomach

No, defence companies. I think that when push comes to shove defence workers would be treated as disposably as any others.

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Car trouble: Keyless and lockless is no match for brainless

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Re: cauldrons of magic potion that Obelix fell into as a baby

"AHA, BY BELLISSIMA!!!"

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NYPD head of IT doubles down on Windows smartphone idiocy

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Re: I like my Windows phone

I concur; I had two lower end Lumias, a 620 and a 735. They were excellent in use, with a really good UI, excellent battery life, rugged enough and cheap. The only reason I've gone over to an Android handset is the paucity of the app ecosystem around Windows Phone, and in some respects I still miss it. Don't get me wrong, I get on fine with my OnePlus, but I do sometimes miss the WP experience.

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The ultimate full English breakfast – have your SAY

nichomach

It should always be back bacon (dry cured). Sausages should be pork, with a high meat content; I second (or maybe hundred) Cumberland as a good option. Mushrooms should be incinerated and tossed in a bin. Beans are fine, and I don't mind either fried or scrambled eggs. A fried slice would be a good idea (white bread, NOT any brown, mealy crap), although I have a predilection for hashbrowns as well. I have a mild horror of cooked tomatoes (especially the tinned monstrosities). Black pudding isn't my favourite thing, but I probably won't throw it away if it turns up. Sauce-wise - worcestershire. Tea - builder's, and supermarket own brand is fine.

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Three Microsoft Outlook patches unpatched, users left to DIY

nichomach

Re: "any automatic technique for removing the patches"

Yeah, but no. I've attempted to circulate an uninstall for at least one of the affected patches via WSUS, and it never completes, just keeps prompting the user every...damn...restart. The June patches have been an epic clusterfuck, not just with regard to attachment handling, they've also broken indexing, killing search in Outlook, which is a pretty big deal. My users are not happy campers, and there has been no effective response from MS.

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HMS Windows XP: Britain's newest warship running Swiss Cheese OS

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Facepalm

"Though the British public sector keeps bunging Microsoft ever larger sums of cash to keep up extended XP support"

Wasn't part of our recent problem due to the fact our glorious, strong and stable leader elected not to keep paying for support and patches for XP?

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UK's 'homebrew firmware' Chinooks set to be usable a mere 16 years late

nichomach

Re: Boeing involvement

On the 737s are you thinking of the uncommanded rudder hard-overs?

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Navy STEALS? US sailors dispute piracy claim

nichomach

Re: Lawyer normal

1. There were no cabbages.

2. If there were cabbages, they were not eaten.

3. If they were eaten, they were not eaten by a goat.

4. If they were eaten by a goat, they were not eaten by MY goat.

5. If they WERE eaten by my goat, my goat was insane.

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Coming to the big screen: Sci-fi epic Dune – no wait, wait, wait, this one might be good

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Re: Make something new

Peter F. Hamilton - Night's Dawn Trilogy. I'd love to see them bring Voidhawks to the screen.

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How to secure MongoDB – because it isn't by default and thousands of DBs are being hacked

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Joke

"smells like roses to me..."

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Ham-fisted: Chap's radio app killed remotely after posting bad review

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In principle...

...I don't see any difference between this company and the fake "Microsoft Support" guy who talks your Nan into downloading ransomware onto their PC.

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Jeremy Hunt: Telcos must block teens from sexting each other

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Re: This country

Ah, yes - it's the fault of the people that *didn't* pander to and snuggle up to the Tories, rather than those that did... Idiot.

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nichomach

Re: This country

And the Tories would never have got in *at all* except for the Lib Dems enabling them. Plus they did *nothing* to block things like the no-longer creeping privatisation of the NHS - they just nodded through the Health & Social Care Act. Sorry, but they chose to throw in their lot with a bunch of vicious, corrupt, callous scumbags. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Uvllh4bQbc

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Re: Think for a minute

There is already legislation which would be perfectly satisfactory for prosecuting the perpetrators of that sort of harassment. I have a teenage daughter myself, and were she subjected to that, my first call would be to the police. As noted, one can also block numbers easily enough. Kneejerk demands for magic code that reads minds are stupid enough in business, but stupider and much more dangerous in government.

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Re: This country

The Lib-Dems speak sense until someone gives them a sniff of actual power, at which point they throw sense out of the window and fall into line with whoever's wafting it their way - witness the government we have now, which they are *directly* responsible for. Pointless bunch of oxygen thieves.

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Browsers nix add-on after Web of Trust is caught selling users' browsing histories

nichomach

Re: Naming

Bullshit .

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No spin zone: Samsung recalls 3M EXPLODING washing machines

nichomach
Trollface

Does the "care pack" also include a helmet, life jacket, fire extinguisher and "make your own will" kit? 'Cause that might be an idea...

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Trollface

Re: Worried Samsung owner.

Also Crackle! and Pop! ?

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SonicWall goes it alone as Elliott and pal swallow Dell/Quest Software

nichomach

Re: SonicWall

We've been using them for a few years, and I'd say ours is pretty good.

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High rear end winds cause F-35A ground engine fire

nichomach

Re: "Not my fault..."

IIRC, the P39 was supplied in large numbers to the Rusians, who far from disliking it actually did a huge amount of damage to the Luftwaffe. Maybe it just suited their operational style better.

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Trollface

Just published...

"Airworthiness Note: F35/September 2016

Electronic Flight Manual no longer to be supplied on Note 7."

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'Faceless' Liberty Global has 'sucked the very soul' out of Virgin Media

nichomach

OK, I'm obviously swimming against the tide here, but...

I have been with VM since they were Blueyonder, and they went through a very disappointing patch, customer service-wise. Recently, however, we have had speed upgrades with kit delivered when they said they would (not always a given under the previous dispensation), and when they wanted to turn off support for the old V+ boxes, they shipped us a TiVo for free (which again arrived when they said it would). When I've had occasion to contact support recently, they've been much sharper and on the ball. I'm sorry that some (maybe many) of VM's staff are having such a torrid time of it, but from an end user point of view, my experience has significantly improved.

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Inside our three-month effort to attend Apple's iPhone 7 launch party

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Re: A suggestion

Actor-wise, can we see if the guy who used to do Gerry Adams in a silly high-pitched squeak for the Beeb is still available? Let's see how those keynotes sound then...

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Hollywood offers Daniel Craig $150m to (slash wrists) play James Bond

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He was great in The Night Manager (still hoping for a second series), and he's fun as Loki (the Hulk throwing him around like a dishrag followed by the *Uuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnhhh...." in Assemble is still one of my favourite bits), but he's not Bond.

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'I'm sorry, your lift has had a problem and had to shut down'

nichomach

I've had...

...the insert disk on a windows phone handset, which occasioned a little head scratching; that said, that was one out of a couple of hundred handsets. Gave the department a giggle though.

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FBI Director wants 'adult conversation' about backdooring encryption

nichomach

Re: We have seen the fiasco with TSA locks

On the TSA side, there's almost an unintended canary effect, since every time my other half travels over the pond, the TSA don't bother using their keys, they just destroy the lock, so if your luggage makes it through with the lock intact, it's almost a racing certainty that it has been opened, but by a nefarious (or more nefarious than the TSA) party...

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Big Brother

Re: "Collecting information". Yes. We are.

THIS wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual.

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CERN staff conduct 'human sacrifice' at supercollider site

nichomach

Re: Its fake?!

They WOULD say that, wouldn't they...

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#Censusfail Australia: Not an attack, data safe, no heads to roll

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Joke

They should have used...

...Mongo DB, because Mongo DB is Web Scale

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Bees bring down US stealth fighter

nichomach
WTF?

Re: Brrrrr spiders.

Your idea of "cute" indicates an urgent need for an alienist!

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