* Posts by Jacqui Smith's DVD Collection!

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NASA: Extraterrestrial sample holds ingredient for alien life

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of course there is life elsewhere!

It makes more sense that life exists elsewhere than not, only a god botherer would need this proven to them.

Minister attacks drunken topless lovelies with tangler-bazooka

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Yes Playmobil

We need to see a recreation of this! :D

100 freetards an hour join Pirate Party UK

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The more parties the better

Lets have a coalition of smaller parties so Parliament is forced to discuss policy rather than just push thru the decisions of a few, I'll not be joining but would donate.

FFS update the story with a link.

Researcher: Twitter attack targeted anti-Russian blogger

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Cyxymu remember that name!

"It was a simultaneous attack across a number of properties targeting him to keep his voice from being heard,"

Well really, now everyone has heard of him, I think I'll go read his tweets. :)

Microsoft craves iPhone developers for Windows Mobile

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Buggy nasty crap

WinMo should be killed off.

The Internet's most evil company?

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Simple

It's time to turn our backs on them, they do not own the facts and they report with bias.

Microsoft ultra-thins to 'out cool' netbooks, Apple

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Greed!

Don't support these greedy bastards! 90% share isn't enough?

Mozilla Labs' Weave 0.5 aligns Firefox planets

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xmarks

Sounds like an expanded version of xmarks, I've been using it for ages. :)

Apple says jailbroken iPhones endanger cell towers

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OK Remove them from sale...

Once the iPhone OS code is made accessible by BUYING AN IPHONE, it provides an opportunity to hack the "baseband processor" (BBP) used to connect the phone to a telephone or data network.

GGF says plenty of treasure for Pirate Bay purchase

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hunt pirates agreement

What?

Johnson signs off ID card for UK citizenry

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It expires!

So this card is only valid for 10 years, like a passport, does that mean I would have to renew my passport and this lesser ID as well?

Btw from the headline I was wondering if they had recruited Boris as their latest half arsed attempt to sell these things to the public (he does stray from the party line), I'm sure there's a group of lobbyists handing out massive backhanders behind this shit.

iPhone actually good at making calls shock

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Now test against a Nokia 3310

Ok it doesn't do 3g but the other tests would be interesting.

So what happened with the SE C905???? Huh? Why mention it then ignore it El Reg?

Bloody fanbois.

Exposed activist accuses Tiscali of putting life in peril

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activist?

Activist? Strange description eh? I wonder who she pissed off.

Ads watchdog bows to iPhone's might

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very bad at basics

Like signal strength, Texting & MMS to multiple recipients...

Landlord sues tenant over moldy Tweet

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Arseholes like the rest of their industry

Letting agents are stupid, they make their living by telling lies and avoid providing the services that they are paid to provide.

The last one I dealt with tried to screw me over so I complained about them and had them struck off the membership of the National Association of Estate Agents, who were also a bunch of cowboys.

I hope Horizon goes bust very soon.

Cameron condemns Tweeters as tw*ts

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Spoon face

He makes my skin crawl...

Hollywood demands shuttering of Pirate Bay

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Hey RI Ass of A

You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

This is great publicity for torrenting!

Tory landslide inevitable - maybe

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Vote Local

I'll be voting for the best candidate to represent me, not Labour since it's Meg Hitler (deliberate misspelling).

I could never bring myself to vote Tory, I'd rather spoil my ballot.

Tory Grandee puts boot into NHS Google plans

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I trust Google more than I trust Gov

...That is all.

Apple tablet unveiling brought forward

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Atom?

I predict this tablet will run on an Atom proc, which does away with the cooling issues and 10" is enough for movies coz you're holding it...

Bezos begs forgiveness for Amazon's Big Brother moment

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Book burning

This amounts to a book burning afaic, I was surprised that Amazon did it, but I wouldn't trust them not to do it again considering they designed the Kindle with that function.

Street View snooptrike stalks Siena

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@ anti bike comments

Get over it, bikes have been around for a very long time... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle

It doesn't look like they will be speeding along with that array of cameras on there.

Beeb and co offload failed Kangaroo platform

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Yay! The kangaroo lives!

:D

Perfect solution, let's see how this goes now, I guess that Sky and Virgin will go wining to their friends at Offcom in the next week or so. Let's hope Offcom will tell them to shut the hell up.

If Sky can't compete they are doing something very wrong, if anything their platform needs to be opened up to other billing companies. Their stance that the other networks should not own a platform and channels is as sickening as their other business practices.

BOFH: Hammer time!

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Pint

Love it

Have a virtual pint!

Mac OS X gets rootkit coding manual

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@ Jake

Single user mode rocks, however it doesn't give you the password and so the only difference between that and Windows is you don't need a boot CD.

Mobile Broadband just not fast enough

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it's fine

Just give us more coverage!!!

Companies line up for funding to break China's Firewall

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How about Australia and NZ?

Just sayin...

Guns N' Roses blogger dodges time in slammer

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Stop buying music

If we stop buying music we can defeat them.

That is all!

Oz cops turn to wardriving to fight Wi-Fi 'jackers

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cops breaking the law

By doing this surely the plod are breaking the law themselves, clearly they are attempting to gain access to private networks if they test default passwords.

Google puts Chrome updates on Courgette-only diet

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Take note MS

Another reason to love Google.

Microsoft stores to get in Apple's face this autumn

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Paranoia cha cha cha

Wtf, so Microsoft is the new wallmart/starbucks, This guy sounds like a megalomaniac, "The importance of growing our market share" to what extent?

How big do MS want to be, competition is good, lets keep it that way, I'll never give them another penny. And there was me thinking about getting a zune.

Why can't MS stop stealing the ideas of others?

Chrome OS: Windows killer?

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Are you all deaf?

It's an OS that boot's into a browser, think Google Gears for offline, think Ajax applications, think Ubuntu netbook editions, there ya go, it's not gonna kill Windows that beast will commit suicide and it wont kill OSX that's a style and function thing.

Kent Police clamp down on tall photographers

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breakdown in relations

"continued failure by the police to address this issue and to ensure that their officers are interacting lawfully with the public is likely to lead to a breakdown in relations."

C'mon, this is already the case, I don't know anyone who would trust a plod.

Plod offered SIM confiscation powers by Tories

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Nasty party

Ah yes thanks for the reminder...

NewLab = Evil

Tory = Evil

Libdem = Pointless

Green???

Rogue CA update bricks Win XP systems

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@ Anonymous Coward 10:06

I'm also a Mac user, a Linux user and a Windows user, however more than that I'm an application user, I don't really see the difference in which OS my apps sit upon.

I'll tell you what though, when OSX gets as popular as you would like it to be, my anti-virus will protect me, you on the other hand will be well fucked. :D

Whining serial commentard bemoans Reg bullying

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Can we not start a tracking site?

You know for the databases to keep track of him...

The following are available...

aaronkempf.com

aaronkempf.co.uk

aaronkempf.net

aaronkempf.eu

aaronkempf.biz

aaronkempf.info

aaronkempf.me.uk

aaronkempf.org.uk

aaronkempf.org

aaronkempf.mobi

Microsoft rejigger judges Window 7 a success

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So we get a non-story

Shuffle shuffle, he was already in the job, what's changed... Oh I see they just wanted to get Win7 back in the news, Ballmer must have caught his breath after the screaming fit he would have had yesterday reading about Chrome OS.

Can't wait for a netbook with more than 1GB of RAM and a screen bigger than 10" although I'll have to get the Google one wont I Steve!

Google uncloaks Chrome OS hardware pals

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"They did not mention all those ads the platform will carry."

Err it's gonna be open sourced, it won't be too hard to create a patch to remove any ads, for that reason alone I'm sure Google wouldn't be so dumb...

Short URLs in spam skyrocket

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@ Daniel Bennett

Thanks for the Tweetdeck tip.

Orange UK exiles Firefox from call centres

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Ask call centre staff

Next time you speak to anyone in a call centre ask which browser they use and email El Reg, we should name and shame!

I certainly will not be trusting Orange with my personal data.

Vulture Central unleashes RegPad™

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But...

...will it be available with Chrome OS?

We love you Lester. :D

Google polishes Chrome into netbook OS

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@ cookieMonster too right

You little kids run along, if you dont see past your hatred of Google you will never understand how good this is for Windows, OSX and more than that Linux!

Chrome OS will be open sourced this year, imagine if MS did that, we could actually fix it.

I for one welcome our fast-booting overlords!!! Woo hoo!

Ofcom foresees an entertaining 2028

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Here we go again

Attitudes to TV don't change that much, people don't want to go hunting for content all the time, broadcasters are important for packaging content into something timely and relevant to their audience.

Ofcom are pointless, let's hope this waste of public money is put out of our misery soon.

Camera catches Samsung's OLED iPhone wannabe

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You're all missing the point

OLED screens have low power consumption!

Woot!

UK DVD sales plunge...

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Nothing to do with pirates

DVD sales are falling because people don't watch so much TV, they have Internet video they have games consoles and some of us have a life!

The other thing is there just aren't that many good releases.

Pirate Bay users go overboard as new owners dangle cash

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fuck them

it was never about money...

Mobile operators question net snoop plan

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Woot

good on yer t-mob

Eurostar tunnels through UK border ring of steel

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Time to leave

This country is fucked init.

Race to pinpoint VoIP callers in emergencies

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don't mention function creep...

...and everything will be OK(honest)!

Tube Deluxe 3.1

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Journey Planner!

TFL Journey Planner does Tube, Bus, Overground Train, Walking and Cycling, you can also get free email or text alerts for daily travel.

Suits me fine, and of course you can always call them or get off your arse and look at the Tube map that is on most trains in and around London...

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