* Posts by Trevor Pott o_O

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UK hot-swaps leaders - Brown out, Cameron in

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Gripe, gripe, gripe.

Come guys, it could be worse. You could live in some third world dictatorship where they actually shoot you for things like "I don't like the way you look." Not isolated shootings in a subway, but full scale genocides. You could live in second world nations where the wealth gap isn’t “he has a BMW, a mansion and no debt versus my Peugot, flat and student loans.” In the BRIC countries, (and similar second world nations,) the wealth gap is more like “the wealthy have access to fundamental human rights, such as proper nutrition, clean water, shelter, sanitation and basic health care, where as the poor literally die in their muck in the streets.”

For all the negatives one could heap on the UK, it isn’t as corrupt or unstable as a third world nation, nor is it nearly as wealth-divided or rife with basic inequities and blatant violations of human rights as a second-world nation*. The UK is in many people’s opinions “less” than it was during its “height,” wherever you believe that height to have been. The UK has an Orwellian super-government that frankly would mean I’d be unbelievably reluctant to even visit there. The thing of it is, all is not lost there, not yet, and not for a good long while. The citizens of the UK still have a chance to change things, you have a real say and impact in your government, even if change is slow. Real change takes decades, and this latest government change, while not ideal to many people is in and of itself an indication that the system isn’t completely hopeless.

I am not saying there isn’t room for improvement; I am saying chins up, lads. Keep up the good work, fight the good fight, and be thankful you aren’t as bad off as most of the rest of the poor bastards on this planet.

*(For the purposes of brevity, I appropriated the "three worlds" bit for my own purposes. I string together democratic nations which uphold human rights and at least basic socialism as first world nations (Most the EU, Canada, South Korea, etc.) Third world nations are the obvious ones: nations torn by internal conflict, run by dictator, juntas or other forms of highly unstable government (The Congo, for example.). I lump up-and-coming economic powers such as the BRIC countries, Mexico, etc in with fallen first world nations such as the US, and call them “the second world.” I realise there is no official classification for “the second world,” but my personal classification is one that hasn’t yet begun to truly address the “basic necessities gap” between it’s rich and poor citizens in any meaningful way. Whether the reasoning behind this gap be cultural beliefs (as in the US) a lack of resources and experience (as in the BRIC countries,) or outright incompetence and runaway corruption (as in Mexico,) I don’t make a distinction. The “second world” is one in which there are poor people who through no choice of their own simply aren’t allowed access to their basic human rights.)

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Good luck, UK!

I hope it works out well.

Bill Gates chucks cash at climate cooling cloud creator

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Alternate effects?

Wouldn't this alter global rain patterns? If so, I wonder by how much.

Standards and interoperability: Are you backing the right horse?

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Only part of the story.

"Due diligence is key when buying and deploying IT systems and services, in terms of both what you need a system to do now, and what you might need it to do in the future. A few questions asked early on around interoperability can go a long way; otherwise, by the time you find you have backed the wrong horse, it may be too late to do much about it."

This is really only part of the story. There are many facets to ensuring compatibility between products. The first part is indeed “due diligence,” but what exactly constitutes due diligence? Vendor promises? Here’s a shocker for you: salesmen LIE.

No, despite what many people in “the industry” would tell you, and certainly despite what Intel will tell you (over and over and over again,) one of the worst things in the world you can do is buy new technology. Now, I don’t mean “buying new computers with warrantee, etc.” is a bad thing. I mean buying version 1 of anything is completely ****ing retarded. You don’t buy Vista, you wait for Windows 7. You don’t build a smartphone on Moorestown, you wait for Medfield. Etc.

Let’s stick with the smartphone analogy for a second, because it gives us a good opportunity to look at an up-and-coming technology trying to break into an extant market. Right now, if a dozen phones came out with Moorestown/Meego, I wouldn’t even bother testing a single one of them. I would stick with RIM, or consider Android on ARM because it’s proven. One refresh cycle later, (three years on,) MeeGo 2.0 on Medfield would be out, both the hardware and the software having had a generation of early adopters walk face first into the current landmine of lies, damned lies and statistics for me. I would have a reasonable idea of how Android on ARM stacked up against RIM against MeeGo on x86, and what sort of patent catfights or standards lock-in **** swinging was on the horizon. (El Reg and Ars serve their purpose by keeping me informed of such things.)

Moving that over to the latest and greatest server hibbery-jibbery: let us say that Intel comes out with the super-deluxe 16-core HAHAHA processor with added IOMMU pi.5 and some awkward decision to do something strange like migrate VPro directly into the processor. Fantastic; it’s a new processor requiring a whole new type of motherboard with eleventeen squillion pins and is fundamentally incompatible with AMD’s approach to the exact same thing. This means that in order to even begin to compare one to the other I have to wait for VMWare to get samples, code for both manufacturers, run a couple generations (to deal with patching bugs, etc.) before I would have a real idea of what benefits (if any) this “new hotness” can bring. Not only that, there are questions that might arise: would the inevitable incompatibilities and attempted lock-ins prevent me from migrating my VMs across architectures? Would it be fully backwards compatible? So many questions.

The truth is I don’t trust vendors. Not a single one of them. They all play their games, and mouth “openness” out one side of their mouth while telling how their lock-in is the greatest thing since the LED out the other. Maybe in the world of high-performance computing the need to squeeze in a few more gflops/sq. ft matters so much that interoperability, reliability and avoiding technological dead ends are just not relevant concerns. Maybe some places can replace all their gear all at once every four years. For the rest of the world though, they deal with the realities of aging systems that absolutely must talk to eachother, and can’t easily be replaced. (For example, I maintain several very large and expensive digital photo printers somewhere in the quarter-million each range, each of which runs on Windows 2000, will only ever run on Windows 2000, and won’t even use the newest service pack at that. They have a service life that will extend for another five years at least.)

“Due diligence” is only part of it. Experience and a very healthy dose of cynicism are absolutely required for cutting through the FUD and the layers of “but NEWER IS BETTER” that you will receive not only from vendors, but rabid geeks and management types as well.

Newer may sometimes be better. Newer is however always a set of lies, damned lies, statistics, bugs, patches, incompatibilities, yet more lies, regression and /progression/ testing nightmares waiting to happen.

Facebook hires big antitrust lawyer

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Curiosity

How can you be in violation of antitrust regulation when a) you don't make any money, b) neither does any of your competition.

Alleged Jobsian email promises iPad printing

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Joke

Of course you'll be able to print from the iPad.

The Apple iPrinter is almost complete. They were waiting for the purchase of the iInk factory to go through. That's where the money is, don't you know.

HP's webOS tablet 'due in Q3'

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WebOS tablet.

Nice.

Here's hoping I find one in my stocking this x-mas.

Xsigo scales down server I/O virtualizer

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The rack is becoming the new chassis for IT infrastructure

New?

You mean...people actually bought blades? The attendant vendor lock-in didn't bother them? Oh, right, people with budgets for single storage servers larger than my entire IT spend (including salaries) for a year.

*sigh*

F*ck you, thunders disgruntled fanboi Apple user

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and/or

jumping has been rejected.

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I can't jump because...

...I don't have an app for that.

iPad users are young, rich geeks

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Look around the room.

If you can't see the mark, you're it.

Election losers? Our clapped-out parties

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I...I...

...actually Agree with Andrew O.

There must be horsemen en route.

UK polling stations turn away 'hundreds' of voters

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@Richard Drysdall

I can't disagree with your sentiments. I abhor first-past-the-post, and wish my own government (Canada) would adopt a proportional representation system. Sadly, this would not benefit our local kingmakers at all.

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Different laws.

I can't speak to Australia, but in Canada it is our law that you must be given time off work in order to vote on an election day.

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Demand outstripping supply.

It's a good thing in all cases except where the supply in question is time. This says a few things though; the first is that Britain’s people were so prepared to take part in their nation's governance that there the polling stations were unprepared. (Alternately; the people planning for these polling stations were incompetent.) The other thing is that it can be considered a reflection on the anger of the populace of these areas towards either the extant government or the proposed replacements.

In other words: someone got the proles angry enough to actually get off the couch and vote. I can't see this any anything other than a positive development for the whole of the UK.

HP India probed by taxman

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HP: ethical to the last

Remember those days when they were snooping on their old board members? Perhaps that should have been the police of a few countries doing so instead.

Opera moves Dragonfly to Apache for patent promise

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FAIL

I need open source.

The biggest issue is when you become reliant on a product made by a company that then goes out of business. Their assets might get bought up by someone else...they might not. Meanwhile, that product can't be updated for new operating systems, ro to cope with patches.

In many cases throughout software history this story is told over and over: frequently it is with applications that simply have no alternative. You could try to write one of your own, (and that is what most companies in those situations do,) but you are then stuck trying to nurse the old App along until your in-house version is ready.

It is even worse if the application is one that has a timebomb or “call home” feature. In that case; yes you need to crack it. You can’t leagally get the program re-armed, but your corporation is dependant on it.

Abandonware is a serious issue for some companies.

Judge de-ASBOes yoof's low-slung kecks

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@A J Stiles.

Yes. Well, a qualified yes. For the first while after this becomes easy and thus common, the various tracking systems will have issues with people who are totally non-standard in colour. How will the facial recognition systems cope with someone who is painted like a zebra? Or bright orange?

As far as I know there are already jurisdictions that don't allow you to wear highly IR-reflective body or face paints. For that matter, people "dressed up" in coloured paints such that they have non-standard colours for their skin are regularly barred from certain establishments.

Perhaps the day will indeed come where federal legislation is considered in some western country that "you must walk around in the skin colour you were born to."

Do I personally think these rules are good, right, just and moral? No. Then again, I don't agree with tracking everyone all the time either.

Microsoft defends death of free video in IE 9

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No government involved

HTML specifications are not decided by a government, but rather an industry body. That body can still mandate what tech is used in a browser: thus the whole codec debate to begin with. No government involvement required.

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HTML 5.1

Mandate the inclusion of VLC into all browsers. Sure, it doesn't hardware accelerate, but it will play almost /anything/.

Intel wades into smartphone wars

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@MacroRodent

Because none of my local carriers offer it, and I don't have the cash right now for an unlocked version. It is pretty much "everything I ever wanted in a phone/mobile internet device" but quite simply...out of my price range.

I do have a request into my local carriers to carry the phone so that I may obtain it subsidised, but I won't hold my breath.

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Can't wait

A Meego phone based on this would be nice. Fast, "open" (no Jobsian restrictions), probably something that could be hacked into doing whatever I want. A great toy for the hobbiest or tinkerer, and a beautiful PMP or tablet for the comsumer.

Best of all; no All Seeing Google, Walled Garden of Apple or Hopelessly Inept and Outdated Microsoft.

Intel smartphone. Who knew?

Microsoft's social lab does 'the impossible'

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re:OMG

I died a little, reading that.

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Polly shouldn't be!

This is sort of like taking chunks of Wave, Buzz and Outlook, and cramming them all into some hybrid meta-contacts-folder-of-doom.

I do not want to administrate this; too many third party connections. To many ways this could break.

ATM hacking spree foiled by tip from ex-con

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Coat

LEO is an acronym for

Low

Earth

Orbit

Wait, not relevant to anything? Oh well...that's my coat...

Microsoft: 'Prepare for 15 billion more clients'

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Good point.

It's hard enough keeping a virus or other rampaging malware in check when you have only one corporate network to worry about. I am not sure how virtualising everything and shoving it in a single datacenter is any more or less of a threat than a vastly interconnected network of physical machines, but I do see risks inherent in multiple networks for multiple companies all virtualised on a single cluster in a single DC>

Multiple vectors for infection via multiple different misconfigurations by multiple different sysadmins.

One more reason to prefer the internal cloud to the hosted cloud.

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Windows embedded.

Check! As we use VDI for almost all of our users, we have just bought a set of Wyse clients to replace our desktops. Alas, not Windows Embedded 7, but Windows Embedded Standard 2009. (XP with some extra blue crystals.)

The systems cost us $575 a crack and are totally solid state with no moving parts to break, not even fans. They come with the licence for WES 2009, and some funky toys that ensure that the user environment runs entirely in a RAM disk. (Anything that’s not in the ram disk is read-only.) So your user can do whatever they want to that system it’s simply not going to get infected, change settings or what-have-you. Reboot it, and *paf* its back to the way you wanted it. Wyse has nifty tools to manage these things, from imaging them to package deployment…none of this you couldn’t do on your own, but it’s all pre-canned in embedded devices. Needless to say, I am falling in love with the cigarette-pack solid state RDP clients we bought.

We’ve even started trailing them as sand-alone wall units for dedicated tasks. (The biometric sign-in terminal, some order tracking terminals, etc.) Acer and HP have these 23” touch screen panels (1080p) that after some digging you can get XP drivers for. Works on these Wyse clients like a charm.

HP makes similar gear, and this all gets complicated when we look at “The cloud.” IBM, (as an example,) just sunk a metric asstonne of money into some datacenter jiggery-poo and teamed up with Wyse for it. The idea being that IBM would toss as many VMs as you required in their DC< manage and administrate them for you, and provide you with Wyse clients. You would then simply RDP into your chunk of the IBM “cloud” and voila: network-in-a-box. Not sure how big I am on the idea of my entire network running in someone else’s datacenter, but it’s no different than what we do right now in the “internal cloud.” (Someone please, dear god, come up with something better than “cloud.”)

Thus I can see where embedded devices fit into the corporate world. Or at least one way in which they do.

Google victorious in US trademark & German copyright cases

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Chocolate Factory?

I thought we were going with DataKraken. Okay, I didn't actually think this would get changed, but I still think it's far more appropriate.

Dotcom socialite says: Vote Tory

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*gasp*

Andrew O in "please support right wing capitalists" shocker.

In any case, GOOD LUCK GUYS. I hope things work out for the best in the UK. WIth any luck, Canada will get an election this year too, and we can finally get rid of our tories.

Jobsian Vendetta - Flash stabbed by Mac the Knife

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Now we have TWO Steves saying

"Developers, developers, developers." Both while runnign a business model that goes: "Open Standards: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish." (HTML 5.0 specifies what video codec? Because who was being stubborn?)

Yet, apparently one is significantly "better" than the other.

Let me just pre-empt the entire thread here with the new motto for Apple, Inc:

“Mac. It's not that big of a deal.”

SCO: jurors too busy Facebooking to rule on Unix claim

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Happy

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

lol, SCO.

US tech industry loses quarter of a million jobs

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Don't forget...

...to deregulate the banking industry. Government regulations and control are just taking dollars from your pocket! People should be free to compete in the free market! The profit motive is pure and good, everyone who says otherwise is a pinko-commie-liberal-leftist-hippie-furriner who just doesn’t work hard enough. There’s plenty of everything to go around, look how good I’m doing!

Etc.

*sigh*

Organisational change and IT

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IT and the business

I imagine the responses to "does IT consider the business implications of the technology they deploy" and "does the business consider the technology implications to their business decisions" are as many and varied as there are organisations out there. Often times you will find two or more different answers to those questions from the same organisation.

In my case, I'm fortunate enough to be party to many of the business decisions being made, and the technological considerations are given air time before anything is set in stone. The other side of that coin is that (Nearly) any technological change must have a solid business case to it. (Including what type of change in routine will be required by the users and/or maintainers of this technology.)

Technology exists to make our lives easier. Unless it actually meets this need, then it serves no purpose. There is no benefit to "newer for the sake of newer," "technology for the sake of technology," "well that looks cool," or "oooooooooh shiny."

Business computing isn’t the consumer computing world. You don’t get bonus points for your brushed metal exterior, your brand name or how many glitter crystals are on your transparent windows when they minimise. The only questions that matter are “how much money can [X] make the company” or “what kind of efficiencies can [X] bring to the company such that we would then save money.”

Problems can be solved with software, hardware or wetware. The most efficient (and profitable) businesses have no religion as to which they apply to a given situation. This agnosticism leads to picking the most efficient path for the foreseeable duration of the project. If a given problem can be done cheaper or more efficiently by throwing a human at it, then throw a human at it is exactly what you do.

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There is a story in the article about a company having the jesus device of all jesus devices, and the company that decides to implement it only implementing a fraction of the features. I agree this happens all the time, but I find it hard to see this as a bad thing. Your new shiny router might be able to fling bits, write Shakespeare and do a pole dance all while making me tea and crumpets but if I have to rip up my entire network design in order to integrate all this new whizz-bangery then I start asking some very hard and pointed return-on-investment questions, as well as doing implementation cost studies.

At the end of the day, whether it is software, hardware or wetware the only singular thing that matters is TCO. (And true TCO calculations are /complex/.)

Infamous Storm botnet rises from the grave

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So is this the "Storm 2?"

If so, who does RIM throw lawyers at for trademark infringement?

Nokia asks ever so nicely for return of missing prototype

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Thumb Up

That almost sounds...civilised.

Nokia just gained some respect with this. I will have to give them honest consideration for my next mobile purchase.

Stick a fork in floppies - they're done

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@TeeCee Re: Bootable thumb drives

I still have quite a few systems in service that won't boot from USB. Them old systems that didn't require 130W chips, man. They just keep going and going and going...

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Death of the floppy is highly overrated

Please excuse me whilst I flash the BIOS on this old motherboard. Oh, lookee here: XP wants a SATA driver. etc.

Yeah, yeah, newer systems might not need such archaic devices, but you'd be surprised how long older systems kick around.

I'm not chucking my floppy stock quite yet.

Microsoft's 'record' quarter can't match Apple

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Megaphone

Fanaticism

In the real world computers are used by people who quite frankly shouldn't be compiling their own programs. You are spreading FUD by attempting to make people believe that compiling a program is simple. Compiling a program, (especially on Linux) is far more complex than typing "make install."

You have to understand things like what packages are installed, how to deal with missing dependencies, file structure, where items are and should be located...

In other words you would have Aunt Tilly require the knowledge of a fairly experienced systems administrator or programmer just to be able to check her e-mail. In the real world sir, there are actually non-nerds who need to use computers every day.

You are a shining example of why Linux will never, ever be dominant. Your attitude in this thread has made my point for me far better than I ever could.

Thank you.

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@A J Stiles

Which is grand if you are a programmer but of zero helpfulness or value to the entire rest of the world. There is nothing "proper" about having to compile an application in order to run it.

Not to mention that having to compile an application precludes the use of closed-source applications. A non-starter for many organisations in the real world. Nice happy happy idealism, though it doesn't help real people actually use their computers at all.

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An erratic apple.

Well, I will try not to make this a long one, but briefly touch of what I see as elements contributing to the idea of Jobs becoming “increasingly erratic.”

The basic tenet of this claim rests on the understanding of Jobs as something of an unholy control freak. This isn’t something I came to believe thanks to El Reg and the reporting on items such as the itunes store, but rather by reading various biographies of him, and mostly stories of working with him at Apple in the early days. A little bit of history and research shows that he has always maintained an incredibly rigid control of not only his employees and the company he runs but the flow of information both into and out of that company.

When I compare and contrast Jobs and the Apple Corporation circa 2002 to Jobs and Apple over the past three years there appears to be quite a divergence. There are more “slips.” Information coming out of that company that shouldn’t (according to traditional Jobsian patterns) be emerging. Some of these are items that have turned into legitimate PR gaffes, even more some are slips from The Man Himself. (Change your apps name. Not that big of a deal.) Jobs circa 2002 just didn’t make these kinds of mistakes. Certainly not with the regularity we are seeing them now. Jobs, and Apple with him have “declared war” on partners that make little to no sense. (Tilting at Google? Breaking the “gentleman’s agreement” that existed? Going after Adobe I can almost see, but doing it before HTML 5 is done, dusted, ratified and implemented everywhere?)

Once, Jobs was the very pillar of predictability. He not only epitomized “controlling the image projected to the public,” but viciously enforced the ideal at Apple. Now he himself is responsible for some of the greatest gaffes that company has committed, and his policies as applied to items like the app store have become the subject of much debate and controversy.

Slowly, Apple has gone from a company with an image of rock solid stability and reliability that you could bet your business on. Slowly it is becoming (even to the non Reg reader) one of a company guided by the fickle whims of an unpredictable OCD megalomaniac. Regardless of wether or not you believe Apple’s tech is “the best,” you have to see that this isn’t good for the company.

Apple didn’t get where it is by selling “the best stuff.” Many companies were born, sold a few things and then disappeared into obscurity selling hardware, software and other technologies far superior to Apple, Microsoft or Google. Apple got where it is today because it sold an image. It sold an idea; fashion, style, easy of use, reliability. Computers that weren’t for “nerd,” computers that just worked, computers you could bet the farm on.

For Apple to be on the one hand still pimping this image while on the other making publicly embarrassing mistakes that betray the exact opposite true...that is erratic.

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"Linux"

I’ll never convince die-hard fans of Linux of anything pragmatic or practical. Idealism often gets in the way of stepping back and thinking hard about the cons of one’s passion. That said, I will give it a swipe.

Linux is a grand set of applications and tools unified into what most people today would call “an operating system.” Taken as a single unit, a given distro can be quite stable, reliable and overall fantastic. If we were to have a conversation that (for example) RHEL was a fantastic operating system then I couldn’t disagree with the statement. For the niches it fills, it is quite possibly the best. Now, I’ve not played much with other enterprise versions of the various Linux distros, but I would hazard a guess that under pressure they show marked reliability. Being open source, if you hire enough programmers and pay enough stupendous amounts of cash you can make a given Linux distro dance around a flag pole. That is an obvious pro when we talk about “Linux.”

The con really revolves around the fact that “Linux” is not an operating system. It is a catchment term used to describe a series of operating systems that happen to share a few common roots. Now it is blasphemy to discuss this issue with The Faithful, but the fragmentation of the Linux community is its greatest weakness. The LSB project may one day be its salvation, but even LSB 4.0 doesn’t reach far enough, and there is still too much inter-distro infighting and politics to truly hope that real honest-to-god inter-distro interoperability might one day occur. This is the elephant in the room.

Regardless of the how and why it got where it is, Windows has a hugely prevalent skill base of users and administrators. It is (relatively) easy to use, the tools are (usually) laid out in a fashion that makes sense to non-programmers and (yes, dear friends) the operating system is robust, stable and reliable. In virtually all cases a windows program, driver or what-have-you that you buy in a store, download off the internet or otherwise acquire Just Works on a given windows system. It certainly has not always been the case, but (let’s ignore the abomination of Vista for a moment,) Microsoft has come a long way in the past decade with this “windows operating system thing.” Their branding and partnering exercises, certification procedures and other such programs have ensured that this massively complex spiderweb mishmash of ancient incomprehensible code and new, sleek revised hotness somehow works on an unbelievable diversity of equipment. What’s more, Aunt Tilly (or that pointy haired boss that went to a seminar) can get a program “for windows,” pop it in, and it goes. (I acknowledge there are always exceptions, but the % of these are pretty small.)

Let’s contrast this with “Linux.” What flavor of Linux are you running? Does that particular app/program/what-have-you come in the right colour packager for your OS? What dependencies does it rely on? Does your system have the right major version number dependencies? Do you have to shove that package through alien in the fading hope that it will comply? Are you reduced to compiling from source? Does the same program with the same name that you rely on in one distro even behave in the same manner (and respond to the same commands in the same way) between distros? (I’m looking at you, vi!) What about administration and management? Do the basic administration tools resemble each other between distros? Do they even use the same terminology for the same things? In too many cases, the answer to almost all of the above is something like a strangled choke followed by the sound of a sysadmin voluntarily plummeting to his doom several stories below.

So this means Windows isn’t competing against “Linux.” Windows is competing against RHEL, SLES, Ubuntu Server LTS and many other operating systems that share a Linux foundation. All of these various distros are busy competing with (and waging periodic “nerd-rage purity wars” against) each other. When a Windows house looks at Linux, they don’t know where to start. They might find a nice Ubuntu appliance they like, but huge chunks of the learning they did on RHEL is now invalid and they have to learn this new OS from scratch.

For some organization that decides to go whole hog on a given distro, say a stock exchange, bank or what-have you then they are picking an operating system based ont eh individual merits of that operating system. They are picking RHEL because RHEL kicks ass or SLES because of some other requirement. They are not choosing “Linux.”

Microsoft is perfectly aware of this. They don’t have to compete against “Linux.” They have to compete separately and individually against each of these distroes. None of these distroes have an office/productivity stack worth mentioning, nor a client operating system that is going to do them any real harm. They are competing on the server front and frankly...their offerings in that regard are pretty damned competitive. Unless and until a Linux distro emerges winner, and starts to build a truly competitive Office/productivity line of apps and servers combined with something that actually gives exchange, AD, MSSQL etc. a run for it’s money then MS can just sit back and watch the various Linux distros scratch at eachother. It doesn’t need to put much more time and effort beyond “vague FUD” into it; “Linux” harms itself far to effectively.

That said, if “Linux” ever got its act together and built a “reference LSB distro,” one to which all other Linux distros were guaranteed to be compatible...MS would sit up and take notice. Suddenly real ISVs would have a target. The industry specific software and applications that are what keep the Windows platform alive would have something to code to on the Linux side. One set of rules, one file system structure, one packager, one everything. Write to one reference distro, support against the one reference distro and that’s it. One set of dev tools, one set of mandatory base applications with one set of mandatory default configurations. Code your application for “Linux” and receive the happy knowledge that no matter the flavour colour of “purity” of the distro, you app will behave exactly the same. This is /the/ barrier.

Solve this, and you would see apps pop up on Linux from Photoshop to “Dave’s downloadable home movie maker.” Fail to solve this, and Linux will get steamrollered by companies like Google who decided “screw the local OS, we’re putting it all in a browser,” Microsoft who can say “code it this way and it will work on 90+% of all computers every where,” or potentially Intel which may have enough force to make MeeGo the “standard” and push some of these other distros unwillingly into compliance or obscurity.

So does “Linux” matter to Microsoft? Is it “arrow head stuck deep inside Microsoft 's flesh causing bleeding and pain (moderate so far but it is not going away)”? No. It’s like a colony of ants living on your lawn. You wonder periodically if they might be able to cause some damage to your house because of their numbers (are they carpenter ants you ask,) but you realise if they get uppity you can throw so white dust on them and kill enough that it will be a while before they are back.

Microsoft is far better to be worried that Apple might get uppity and decide to make a place for the servers or office/productivity markets. They may be control freaks, but in corporate IT that is a mark in their favour, not against them.

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@AC

Please actually read my post. Your summary suits Microsoft as a whole entity, but doesn't actually address what I said. "One the one hand there are large chunks of the company trying to reach out to the open source community, open up their APIs and inter-operate with the rest of the world."

Chunks of the company. As in, there are elements within the company (some quite powerful) that are agitating for interoperability and a more open stance. Again, as per the rest of my post, these elements fo the company are constantly at odds with the “old guard” and, well, the too-senile-to-find-their-ass-with-a-gps-and-a-Sherpa.

On the whole Microsoft is looking more than a little schizophrenic. It hasn’t chosen it’s path yet, and it is tilting at windmills all the time. That said, there is indeed a powerful movement within the company to legitimately reach out to the open source community and interoperate with other platforms. They recognise that this is required, is not only a sound business decision, but is in fact the only hope that company has for survival. Microsoft will never open source it’s software, (it can’t, it’s too encumbered with other people’s IP, and it would be a terrible business move.) It can however make sure that open source offerings can use its languages, work with silverlight, and interoperate with its APIs, protocols and other such things. This is good business; it keeps you relevant in a world where mixed environments are the norm rather than the exception.

The real shame, and that which I fear, is that these sensible and pragmatic forces within the company will be silenced or expunged. As much evil as they’ve done in the past...we can’t afford to lose them, or have them disappear into obscurity. Apple and Google are frankly far more terrifying than MS ever was. MS are greedy, money grubbing soulless bastards...but they are PREDICATBLE greedy, money grubbing soulless bastards. This is hugely important to business customers. They are a devil; but the devil you know.

Jobs has become increasing erratic over the past decade, and the control freakery isn’t something that any sane business would risk. (Your IT supplier is there to serve you, not the other way around.) Your data, your applications and your hardware need to belong to your business. They don’t belong to Apple such that any of it can be switched off, deleted changed or denied access at a whim. While this hasn’t (quite) happened yet, the man with the power is erratic enough that I wouldn’t stake my livelihood on his mental stability.

Google has been acting like a datakraken for so long they are about to get bitchslapped by regulatory bodies hard enough to send ripples down the rest of this century. Given their asstastic record as regards personal/individual privacy, any business that trusts Google with their data deserves to be erased.

What does this leave? Sunacle? Sure, like Microsoft they are evil...but a predictable evil. The only problem is that they in no way plan in the world of companies smaller than 500 people. SMEs just can’t afford their gear. If they were the only stable and trustworthy IT supplier left, this would be disastrous.

Linux? Are you kidding me? Linux is largely worthless as a “bet your company on this platform” unless the various strands of nerdraging idealists can start to hammer out actual standards that all distros agree to live by. I shouldn’t have different .debs or .rpms for each flavour of this OS; there should be one standard. There should be slow, vetted, methodical changes to the OS over time that allow businesses the time to adapt. (RHEL does this almost good enough...but even then stability in many places leaves a lot to be desired.) I don’t say this to bash Linux or deride it: I use RHEL, Ubuntu, Openfiler, DD-WRT, and various other distros every day of my life. I could not however, bet my livelihood on it.

So, we’re left with MS. They aren’t great, but at least with their software my data all lives in the confines of my business. I am less at the mercy of the erratic whims of the CEO than I am with Apple, (though MS has admittedly made some weird decisions...)

I find it encouraging that there are forces within MS that do seem to honestly want to work with the rest of the world and reach out to the various other communities of coders. I find it disheartening that the man in charge is such a poor leader that he can’t keep the various elements of his company from spinning off at different angles and ripping the company apart. Microsoft needs to sit back, think this whole thing over, and kick Ballmer the fuck out. Then they need to refocus on what they do best: providing a stable, predictable set of software tools for business use. The consumer stuff can and will flow naturally from that. They don’t need to emulate; they need to innovate. Stability, predictability, reliability and standards. When your competition is Apple and Google, these are what you have to play up; they are what the other two don’t have.

*please note, when I talk about stability, I talk about the stability of the company as a whole. I am not talking about software stability. Though that said, post windows 2000, MS has been doing wonders on the stability front as well. I have an XP box with 7.5 years uptime...

Leonard Nimoy in 'no more Spock' shock

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Good luck to him.

He was in good spirits this weekend, despite the unbelievable crowds of people he had to entertain. (Including an amusing (horrifying?) moment when he emerged from an auditorium to a surprised crowd of people lined for an Panel with some BSG actors. He was walking around the crowd; cheering and hooting occurred. He then...went to the bathroom. A big of a stunned silence on the part of onlookers followed by some laughter and general "well that was kind of surreal and terrible on our parts.")

I wish him well, and am glad I was able to meet him over the weekend. Good fortune to you, Mr Nimoy!

Microsoft's Silverlight 4 - more than Flash envy

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Hmm.

Operating system in a box. (Or a browser.) They get this far enough and you won't need a full-fat "windows consumer client operating system." Tiny cheap embedded devices running the equivalent of "windows 8 core edition" with a browser and silverlight. Slap 'em on some sort of touchscreen and *paf* consumer computing dealt with. (Eee-top touch, mobile phone, mPad, HTPC, what-have-you.)

Far more interesting to me is this question: when will silverlight be capable of running serious 3D gaming? I ask only because if I were programming for the next MS console, I'd give some serious thought to that console essentially being a pair of the fattest CPUs and GPUs I could find, a whack of RAM, some flash and that above mentioned silverlight-in-a-box OS. Would make cross-device compatibility easy, integrating into “windows live 2” or whatever it will be called, and other things.

Imagine: Splinter Cell 24 (Fischer is oh so tired,) a great geriatric shoot-‘em-up for the console, with a more lightweight add-on DLC super bonus special sauce for your WinPhone8 (with blue crystals!) Your desktop could also play the Splinter Cell 24 (if you didn’t have a console) because it was just a silverlight game, downloaded through the LiveStore.

As I said: Operating system in a box/browser. Makes me go hmmmm.

Windows Server to ride upgrade wave

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Upgrades, or capacity expansion?

Buy your licences right and you don't have to upgrade the software all the time. I wonder how much is based on "there is always a need for capacity expansion" and how much is "we are ditching our old software and getting the shiniest toy."

Security maven turns tables on fibbing police

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Nail them

to the wall.

Adobe clutches chance to bury Steve Jobs 'hog' insult

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"Smiling in public and stabbing in private"

Still practiced. You forgot the flip side of that coin though: have a public tantrum to cover your back room deals.

You'll notice how Adobe isn't pulling Photoshop from the Mac. You'll also notice there's not much hubbub about any SaaS version of Photoshop that would benefit, say, Google. (Read up on Photoshop express, and note how nobody talks about it any more.)

Wheels within wheels. The next decade of megacorporate consolidation in the tech center will be interesting, to say the least.

Verizon dubs sec researchers 'narcissistic vulnerability pimps'

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'Vulnerability pimps'

Well yes, security researchers are. The ones that have a legitimate claim to the title "Security Researcher" bring the vulnerability information first to the company that makes the vulnerable software. Here's where things get tricky. As a software company, you are supposed to:

A) PAY THE RESEARCHER FOR FINDING AN ISSUE IN YOUR SOFTWARE

B) PATCH THE HOLE. (Perhaps by getting the assistance of the researcher.)

If you simply ignore the information about the vulnerability, then why shouldn't that researcher release the information publicly? You obviously don't care enough to support independent analysis of your software, nor do you care enough to patch it. This means that you are then a liability to your customers, and they deserve to be informed. This is no different than the current movement by regular citizens to demand that the governments of the world put into place laws that reveal when security breeches occur which would have left personally identifiable information vulnerable.

If you are unwilling to put the time, effort and money into your products to secure them yourselves then you deserve to go out of business: your products are a liability to those who use them.

Security Researchers shouldn’t just be paid for their work; their work should be funded by a coalition of all software development companies, and managed by an industry organisation. Companies and individuals should have to get a licence to be allowed to release code into the wild, that licence fee should scale to the size of the project, number of customers and the amount of personal information that code can potentially put at risk. (You pay a fee each year to register your car, and periodically to renew your driver's license, I see this as little different.) That money should go to the aforementioned industry organisation as a means of creating a "bounty pool" for security researchers. This then would be guaranteed funding for them, incentive for them to continue, and would mean that legitimate researchers would be registered with the industry association. These people would have their “white hats” firmly in place. ("Rogue" researchers would thus be firmly into “grey hat” territory and could be thus legitimately hunted. “Black hats” wouldn’t bother disclosing anything publicly to begin with.)

This would have the added bonus of ensuring that the information discovered by these researchers would have to be disclosed to the industry organisation, and all companies would have a minimum time to respond before the organisation itself published that information. The timeframe available would be shorter based on the seriousness of the bug.

Don’t try turning white hats into criminals. White hats are the only defence you have against black hats.

Server patching principles

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WSUS and YUM

They are your friends.

As to app-specific patches...

*sob*

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