* Posts by The Indomitable Gall

1631 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

Weeing Frenchman sues Google over Street View photo

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Unhappy

Re: I know

" You make it sound like Google maliciously and deliberately posted the photo just to embarrass him.But the fact of the matter is that this guy is not the first to get caught... err.. out, nor will he be the last. "

No, it's that Google negligently published the picture without any editorial control, despite various similar incidents in the past. Google's business model is "give offerings to the Almighty Algorithm", and is predicated on minimal human intervention. Even if he gets the money he's asked for, Google will continue to do this, and people will continue to be compromised in Google snaps. Because it's making lots of money for Google.

Facebook blamed for getting Thai teens up the duff

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Stop

Old fashioned solutions to old fashioned problems.

I think modern society is forgetting that our ancestors had problems with teen pregnancy too. Society evolved a very neat solution for dealing with the problem, and I think it would serve us well to learn from the wisdom of our ancestors. Unfortunately, that solution has been taken from us by liberal laws. No, I'm not talking about whipping (for some people, that's a turn-on, so more sex) or "honour killings" (if you're willing to kill your kid, then obviously it's your fault he/she turned out that way -- you're not a very loving father. No, I'm talking about the good old, traditional shotgun wedding.

It's got everything:

* compensation for the injured party (the knocked up girl gets financial support)

* punishment for the injuring party (where do you think the phrase "ball and chain" comes from?)

* an active deterrent (before you sh@g this burd/bloke, ask yourself, could you bear spending the rest of your life with them...?)

Seriously, Thailand, enact a shotgun marriage statute and the numbers WILL drop. Guaranteed.

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Holmes

Re: so how come....

Probably cos while our kids are having a lot of sex, they're wrapping themselves up nice and snug before venturing into the magic cave.

Microsoft tripped up by Blighty's techie skills gap

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Traditional Universities FTW

I went to a traditional uni, and a decade in IT since has proven the value of a proper education, instead of a glorified Microsoft bootcamp.

I may not have known the tools everyone was using, and the company may not have realised the value in training me in them (instead of moaning that I didn't know how to use them), but for everything I picked up, I was better than my colleagues. Why? They were limited by the tools. "This is how it works." "You can't do that with X." Or better yet "you can't do that with computers."

Basically, I learned about computers, and most of my colleagues learnt Visual Studio and SQL Server. Now I've left corporate IT to start work on my own development project, doing lots of very simple things that my colleagues would have thought impossible, because there isn't a .NET function that does it for them.

Give me a traditional education any day.

Younger generation taking 'sledgehammer' to security

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Wherefore art thou, firewall?

The firewall is and always will be vital. The firewall's first and most important job is to prevent "exploratory" hacking -- someone getting on to the network and looking for exploits on the individual servers. You can't be sure you've eliminated all security holes, so you add an extra level of defence.

It's just like having a door on your building, and a gate on your campus, really.

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Re: Choices

Even better -- give them a "continuous partial salary".

People _do_ _not_ multitask in any higher cognitive functions. People only multitask in one higher function alongside other automatised functions. Split attention kills productivity, which is why always-on email is so corrosive in the workplace -- it breaks all sense of flow or concentration.

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Re: doesn't accept from single source

Maybe the coded message is "see those youngsters youngsters you're hiring? They bolstered their pocket money by running a spam ring on the side."

Asus peddles three-in-one smartphone, tablet, netbook

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Re: I like this.

HDMI out is increasingly common on phones. Hopefully the docking connector will be the same on the phone and the tablet so you can dock the phone and then use HDMI....

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Branding...?

Have Asus no idea about branding at all? The name "Asus" is a week brand (I keep mixing them up with Acer, and I've got an Asus laptop and an Acer Ee.... oh look, I've done it again). They've just dropped the Eee brand for Transformer, and just when the ultimate "Transformer" form factor appears, they go and change it again. What's wrong with "Transformer Phone" or "Transformer Padphone"?

The next step could have been a "Transformer home" -- a lap-mounted keyboard with phone dock and wireless HDMI.

One computer, all form-factors. Transformer, indeed.

Avoid flying next to blubberbeasts with seatmate-finding site

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Re: Re: Re: Question:

If sales models aren't applicable, why did you start talking about one? And I've never taken a marketing course, I just happen to know what that word means.

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Re: Question:

" Am I the only one who remembers when "apps" were called "shareware"? "

Yes, you are. Because it was never the case. "Apps" have always been "apps" or "applications", a functional subdivision of "software". "Shareware" is a subset of software by sales model.

Playboy, Virgin Galactic tout zero-grav nookie in spaaaaace!

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Coat

Surely shome mishtake...?

"...indeed any other celestial bodies."

Heavenly bodies, surely...?

Proview parks IPAD battle tanks on Apple's US lawn

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Proview IPAD...?

The one thing that's been missing through this whole debacle: a picture of whatever sort of product a Proview ipad is supposed to be...!

LOHAN's flying truss: One orb or two?

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If you were to build a platform above the balloons, surely you'd want 3 balloons? 2 points describe a line, and the platform wouldn't be stable if it was only supported on one axis. 3 points describe a plane -- and that's what we'd be looking for here....

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Re: Re: Equalise pressure?

This seems wrong. For one thing, wouldn't the bigger one have the greater surface tension, because it's under tension from like, you know, the air in it...?

I may have to go to the supermarket for balloons and drinking straws now....

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Propeller?

At that altitude the air pressure's so low that you'd need a whacking great propeller to shift enough air to move the rig, surely?

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Holmes

Feedback for apprentice boffin...

A boffin's pipe should lie at least 15 degrees off the mouth's normal (otherwise known as "the nose"). This allows for a relaxed, comfortable light grasp when pondering a question put to you by a fellow intellectual or an inquisitive member of the public.

A pipe held co-incident with the normal offend causes offense or injury when you inadvertently prod someone with it.

Microsoft explains bland new Windows logo

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Megaphone

Re: Back to basics?

"Ever since 3.1 the logo has always been RGB-Y, its very distinguishable and plain out recognizable."

I'm not so sure. Starting with Google and Playstation, bright, bold colours have become something of the norm. The iconicity of the Windows logo was that it was four colours -- which colours they were doesn't really matter. Then there's the individual colour branding of MS Office apps, which has bled across to LibreOffice, imitating the ancient art of crisp-packet design (that's potato chips for those who get up late in the morning), which has further devalued Windows-colours as a brand.

And aside from that, colour technology has moved on. With fades and wipes and grades and alpha-channeling, on-screen colour works in ways that are far more different from what came before. The Start button (which is on it's way out anyway) has become increasingly out of step with every generation of Windows since 95, because it's a product of its time -- when Windows 3.x ruled the roost, there wasn't much more than a few bright, bold colours, and that was exciting. The Windows logo screamed "look, we're in colour!!!!", nowadays it just screams, and delivers no message.

Boy burned in Nintendo sensor substitution

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Is the top of your TV flat?

The top of my TV is slightly sloped. The top of the TV in the sitting room is flat, but very narrow.

I suspect this is why things went a bit Pete Tong.

Ten... Freesat TV receivers

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Deleting files....

Given that even your average desktop OS isn't capable of queuing file operations, I'm not that surprised if a Freesat box isn't.

Although I still don't get WHY your average desktop OS isn't capable of queing file operations, to be fair....

Muscle pants give girls that skin-stripped look

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And there I was thinking "I bet a guys version would sell really well among cyclists.... (Although it's generally best to stick to black around the crotch area -- light-coloured lycra tends to show off contours a little immodestly...

LOHAN lifts skirt on 3D printed parts

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"Hewn"?

Now I'm not normally one to be pedantic (language changes, and all that), but we're talking technical detail here...

Sintering is a form of printing -- it's an additive process. "Hewing" is carving chunks out of something -- a subtractive process.

AON: Give us cash, we'll emit 10TB holographic cube

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20 years ago....

20 years ago, the lasers and mirrors required meant while the medium was small, the read/write apparatus was humungous. This was because lasers were more difficult to make, and there was presumably significant power loss in the medium.

There have been many incremental improvements since then in both media and laser tech, so I'd guess that it's on the cusp of being a commercially viable technology. The last attempt to produce something was a disc, and aimed at the removable media market, and that introduced certain engineering complications.

These guys have a better chance, as they'll be aiming at the fixed-drive market, and now's a very good time for that, as SSDs have opened the market to non-disk-based systems. It also plays to the miniaturisation trend even more than SSDs - if they can get the power requirements low enough, the next-gen iPod won't only be able to hold your entire CD collection, it'll be able to store your entire DVD collection too... and perhaps even without any additional compression.

Put this in an Android phone and the era of the truly universal personal portable computer will begin, and office desks the world over will have mobile phone docking stations instead of PCs or laptop stands.

Apple won't rule out all singing, all dancing iBooks on Kindle

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AIUI, the iBook format is little more than an extension of HTML. The R&D for it is negligible.

Study links dimwits to conservative ideology

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small-c conservative

The article is about "a conservative ideology", not "the Conservative ideology".

Homophobia is by nature a "conservative" trait. In Stalin's time, antisemitism was a "conservative" trait. In Mugabe's case, we have a loosely Christian-based ideology -- conservative.

The only non-conservative trait either of them showed was for self-betterment. The conservative fallacy of blacks as inferior to the white man would never get Bob anywhere. The conservative view of kings, peers and bourgeoisie would never have got Stalin anywhere. But both are pretty much defined by small-c conservatism: keep things the way they've always been.

RIM shot at Android: Free PlayBooks for devs

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Ts&Cs

The Ts & Cs are online now:

http://us.blackberry.com/developers/tablet/terms_conditions2012.jsp

Jackpot: astronomers tag Goldilocks planet

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How about....

How about linking to an article in English, rather than a machine translation of a Dutch one?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stellar_classification

Android users more likely to put out

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Loving the jokes, but being serious....

One thing i notice is that they are talking about percentages of "users" -- a single figure.

But one thing we know from surveys of sexual habits is that guys always come out more loose than women. In fact, I don't think there's been a single survey where the amount of sex men have doesn't seriously outweigh the amount of sex woman have. So the question is: is there a gender bias in the samples? Or in other words, do more guys use Android?

Angry Birds boss: Piracy helps us 'get more business'

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Ah, but...

The Photoshop strategy has moved on. When was the last time you bought a camera or scanner that didn't have a copy of Photoshop Elements bundled with it? As they now have another vector to catch the newbie, they don't need piracy any more.

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No clue.

The reason Rovio like it is because it helps "Angry Birds". What helps Angry Birds does not help the software market as a whole. Angry Birds makes money from merchandising, most software does not. Piracy targets popular items, so establishes them further. It supports Rovio's dominant market position, it harms everyone else.

The Pirate Bay torrents printable 3D objects

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An untraceable single use firearm?

Given that it's generally necessary to dispose of a firearm after it has been fired during a crime, the fact that it'll only survive one shot isn't necessarily a bad thing....

Ten... boomboxes

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O wh-i, o wh-i

I really like the look of the Ion Audio one, but if you can't plug in two non-iOS devices, it's limiting its market unnecessarily....

Dizzy: the Ultimate Cartoon Adventure Part Deux

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Particularly noteworthy...

The noteworthy thing about these three is that I believe they're all parts of the NES release "The Fantastic Adventures of Dizzy". It had multiple worlds, and a the end of one, Dizzy was made to walk the plank by a pirate, and had to escape from the sea by jumping on bubbles. I don't know what the reason was for the Toobin' clone stage (that became Dizzy Down the Rapids).

Why there's real hope for webOS - if HP is committed

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Not true.

What HP get is the ability to continue to sell WebOS devices, using existing staff expertise, rather than having to "retool" to support WinPhone or Android.

WebOS needs a critical mass that HP can't provide in order to be a success, so they need others to pick it up and make it a viable mass-market option, therefore attracting developers (who will mostly be looking to cross-compile products available on other platforms anyway).

Maybe this isn't "return on investment" -- maybe it's simply "cutting their losses" -- but it's either the most profitable or least loss-making option for the moment.

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The WebOS advantage.

WebOS has to stay pretty tight, hardware-wise. Android's biggest problem is that it's available in too many formats, so the user experience is very much hardware dependent. As WebOS isn't (currently) hardware agnostic, whereas Android is (hence lack of acceleration), WebOS's niche has to be on the user experience. As a commoditised OS, it has a feeling of genericity, but if the hardware is less generic, it will continue to outperform Android (and possibly also WinPhone) making it a candidate for OS of choice for anyone trying to produce an iPhone competitor.

Ebooks must stay fat with VAT, blame the EU, MPs told

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Are school purchases VAT-free...?

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@BristolBachelor,

Plenty of services charge VAT, and an ebook license is a license is issued as part of a service (which includes storing and tracking your ebook library).

Judge Dredd vs Zombies

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"though these days the gameplay takes place in real time and in isometric 3D."

Come, come, now. I see several vanishing points in those screenshots....

Japan, Russia in plan for elephant to birth CLONE MAMMOTH

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Dubious history

Fossil remains of the later mammoths show signs of endemic disease -- some scientists feel it's unlikely that human hunting could have made a significant impact on the mammoth population.

There's also no evidence that people ate significant numbers of dodos either -- there are two or three records of people trying and it was reportedly one of the foulest-tasting greasiest meats thay had encountered. Modern thought is that the dodo was actually killed off by white man's eternal travelling companion: the rat. Rats are now well-known for wiping out ground-nesting bird habitats by eating their eggs, and the dodo was a ground-nesting bird....

Snowbound Alaskan survives on frozen beer

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Simply being cold burns a lot of calories...

The TARDIS through the ages

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But wait....

Haven't we seen humans fly it recently...?

Psst, kid... Wanna learn how to hack?

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Using APIs has its benefits...

"I really hope Raspberry Pi is open and we can all get down to the metal on it but if Broadcom is involved, somehow I doubt it will be."

If you look at open-source hardware projects, they usually sink because the specced components aren't available any more, but the Raspberry PI is as damn near generic as you can get. Ethernet controllers and USB controllers are pretty generic. ARM may be a propietary design, but it's licensable and so heavily commoditised. This means that they should be able to revise the hardware as the market changes and use components from other suppliers without invalidating the existing codebase and forking the system (and userbase).

The only truly closed component is the GPU. There really is no such thing as a generic GPU on the market, and GPU technology is changing rapidly. Mandating Open GL makes any GPU generic, and this means that they can change the GPU later when the current model is discontinued or they can negotiate a better price with another supplier.

On the other hand, if the GPU's native APIs were available, you can be damned sure that developers would use them, and software would become irrevocably tied to the current version of the hardware, which would destroy the long-term potential of the project.

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Hopefully some good will come of this.

In the early days of USB it was claimed that USB didn't need to be daisychainable because it's so cheap that every peripheral would include a hub. But that never happened, did it.

In my opinion, the correct place for a USB hub is in the keyboard, which can then become that holiest of holy grails: the universal docking station.

Unfortunately, that was what should have happened years ago. It's unlikely to happen under USB 3 as who in their right mind is going to make a USB3 keyboard?

But still, we should have been at the stage by now where the majority of keyboards had a pass-through port for a mouse, and hopefully devices like this will finally start the creep towards that....

Bone boffins find remains of ancient tuna dinner

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Except that...

The problem is that the fishing technique is called "trawling" in most of the English-speaking world, so you'll see why people get confused.

Lemmings

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C64 version

"C64 version. Sprite limitations mean that the number of lemmings is considerably less than the other 8 bit versions. Shame really."

Not quite true. On the C64 version, they used hardware sprites for the playing field and bitmapped the Lemmings onto the background.

Sprite limitations meant that the visible playing area was only a half-screen wide. The restriction on the number of Lemmings was down to the poor bitmap performance on the C64 (it has an 8x8 tiled layout, not a true cartesian map) and the fact that they had to duplicate the movement onto the sprite-mapped background to drop out pixels.

All the coordinate calculations were computationally intensive.

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I've just got rid of my personal computer museum...

Or should I say I asked my parents to get rid of it for me because I couldn't face doing it myself.

Clooney fingered for Steve Jobs role in Hollywood biopic

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Christian Bale?

I only know one actor who's willing to do the weight gain/loss thing for his roles and that's Christian Bale. And he's a good actor who does a good line in both slick and crazy.

Ten... remastered videogame classics

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"where's my remake of Bullfrog's Syndicate"

It's in 1996: Syndicate Wars.

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Prince of Persia never made it to the C64 as far as I can recall. I too played it on the Gameboy.

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Do you remember...

Do you remember "The Last Ninja Remix"?

Yup, even on the C64 they were doing updates of classics. Nothing new under the sun....