* Posts by Hollerith 1

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No M&S vouchers for CSC staff as awards scrapped to save costs

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When thanks matters

HR are always good at stripping out the heart of anything. What matters in a thank you is that it is personal, truly meant, and that someone took a bit of effort to do something. Colleagues and managers I've worked with who have gone to the trouble of thanking me --and my own line manager -- for what I've done is golden. 'Official' systems of recignition have been introduced and pulled, introduced and pulled, until we wave them by pretty cynically.

Honk if the car in front is connected

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Re: This is all going to end in tears...

I noticed a stroy in Information Age about a big American insurer in the UK gettign together with a telco to monitor cars and feedback the second-by-second info for insurance purposes. Presumably if you prove, second-by-second, that you are an uber-safe driver, you won't get hammered at renewal time. Or otherwise. I am not sure I want my car so hooked in that financial decisions are made for me by people who do not have my interests at heart (which would be everyone except me).

It's the Peer 2.0: Martha Lane Fox now a crossbench baroness

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It's not really relevant, but...

MLF personally is very courageous. She was in a bad accident some time ago and I don't think peoiple knew how badly she was injured. I happened to run into her (we are total strangers) in a medical setting and I couldn't believe she was alive, let alone (barely) walking. That kind of grim determination to be mobile again was impressive, so I hope her doggedness will be part of what she is bringing to the Lords, as well as a very rare hands-on experience in actual web stuff (in that House).

Climate scientists link global warming to extreme weather

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Re: Nom Nom Nom

I think you'll find that it's 'La la la': 'La la la I can't hear you'. Unless he is eating a cheezburger while his fingers are in his ears.

John Sweeney: Why Church of Scientology's gravest threat is the 'net

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Re: Religions...

Time to remove the tax-exempt status on all religions. If because they are a deity's respresentative on earth, why does the taxman care? If because they are doing good in the world, then why are they different from other do-good organisations?

Meet the stealthiest UK startup's app Swiftkey - and its psychic* keyboard

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So it's just me then...?

I spent a lot of time removing the mis-anticipated next phrase, which was never what I was going to say, until I decided to get rid of the thing.

Nursing watchdog fined £150k for confidential unencrypted DVD loss

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Re: Puzzled?

I suspect the package was opened to find DVDs of an operating system, some Excel files, ABBA, whatever. Someone grabbed DVDs and shoved them in the jiffy-bag, and who knows? Maybe tried to dance to the video. Or threw them out. Or realised that they had screwed up big-time and quietly dumped them in a rubblish bin on the way home one night.

US diplomat: If EU allows 'right to be forgotten' ... it might spark TRADE WAR

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Re: Dear USA: You make your laws; we'll make ours.

OK. I did a quick mental survey of what I own that comes from the USA and it turned out mostly to be software. And less and less of it as time passes. An interesting exercise. The 'fun' stuff, such as movies etc, I would not class as essentials. If I didn't have them, I'd still get along fine. So, yeah, it's possible to live a consumer life without the USA. Who knew.

Tell Facebook who's the greatest: YOU are!

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So what are they doing?

Those men* I see puttering around Leylands when I pop in for a new drill-bit or something, they're just 'checking out' what's new or 'reviewing' the range of pliers? Or are they just browsing and poking around enjoying shopping?

*Sorry, I meant MEN.

FTC chief fends off critics over THAT Google decision

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Lobbying

Lobbying has become so huge becasue...it doesn't work? It just makes those companies doing the lobbying feel better? No one leans on agencies or committees? Despite the millions paid for influence, doing favours, etc, lobbying isn't effective?

Oh look, unicorns gambolling past my window...

Ten stars of CES 2013: Who made the biggest splash?

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Re: An outrageous omission

Where is their cancer cure? TB eradication? The ability for all of us to give up food and live on sunshine and song?? I am disappoint.

FBI-wanted US bank hack suspect chills in Bangkok cooler

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Ah, memories

He'll have many, many years to enjoy reminiscing about his jet-set lifestyle while in the pokey.

Official science: High heels make you sexy

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Re: exaggerated gait, aura of helplessness [was: Circular reasoning?]

Men wearing higher heels in 1600s and 1700s were telling the world (1) they did not need to walk far 920 they did not need to work. Gentlemen wore heels.

Woemn wear heels partly to show they are vulnerable: being weaker is part of the concept of femininity. Most 'sexy' outfits emphasise this. One of the reasons women were hobbled for had their feet bound was to make them helpless.

Ever had to register to buy online - and been PELTED with SPAM?

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I try not to buy from sites that force me to register

When I'm looking to buy something online, and find the shop I'm dealing with is forcing me to register in order to buy, I see if a competitor will sell without the registration process. I then stick with that one and blacklist the forced-to-register site, and if I am feeling in the mood, I email the latter to say 'this is why you did not get my business'. I like to use vendor websites rather than Amazon if i can, sort of like supporting the independent little shops, but if I have to register, I figure I have no reason to add to my pain and go back to Amazon or a similar site I have had to register with. Of course, that's why they like you to register.

I also make a point of deleting any special offers that come from a forced-to-register site. It just encourages them.

Finally, I often take the grmpy pleasure of registering each and every time on certain sites, such as ticket sales sites. I have one concert hall that now sends me about 12 advanced programmes via snailmail. Thir money down the drain, and I never have to worry about remembering my login.

UK.gov: You didn't trust us with your ID, so we gave it to private biz

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Is that the criterion?

If you need to have had a relevant experience before being able to speak about it, then lots of subjects will be herewith dropped, e.g. gay marriage by straight people, how to run a school by non-teachers, etc. On the other hand, you would have to bow to those with experience speaking within their field, e.g. bank executives deciding CEO bonuses.

Feeling poor? WHO took all your money? NOT capitalist bastards?

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I'll add my mite

Last time I checked the USA, teachers and firemen paid with their lives to do their jobs. Can't remember the last time a bank CEO sacrificed himself to save the helpless. If my taxes are going to be used to help someone, I know I'd prefer them not to go to executives of financial services, but to the teachers and the guys repairing the roads in sub-zero weather and the food inspectors and the firemen. The ones who make our everyday world better.

Trust the cloud with my PRECIOUS? You gotta be joking

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Re: Take care of your own data - and use redundancy

I back up along the lines of most people here, in multiple versions, then swap with my sister: I hold a copy of all her data on some drives, she holds mine on a coupl eof hers. We sync when we feel we need to.

We both might get hit with fire or flood, but life is loss. If a disaster that big hits us, I won't be worrying about my music collection or photos.

Morgan Stanley cops $5m fine over Facebook IPOcalypse

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When will they fine Goldman Sachs?

GS did a major fiddle to slide the Greeks into the EU. Now we taxpayers (or the German ones) get to pay for GS helping to shoehorn Greece into the Union when it was plain to a parakeet that they did not have the financials to meet the demands and standards. Same sort of mentality: sure we can help you work that...

Google honors computing's first developer Ada Lovelace

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Not only, but also

Not only did she write the first algorithm and fix the first bug, she grasped the implications of the machine and what, in effect, it could transform. To combine the practical and the visionary to that extent when the only 'computer' in existence was made of wood and cast iron is a not unimpressive feat of mental super-ability.

Boss wrong to demote man over anti-gay-marriage Facebook post

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I have been a victim, too...

...a victim of self-regarding civil servants or charity colleagues who have decided for me how outrageous an anti-gay opinion made in my (gay) presence is. The remarks made by this chap seem not filled with hatred or violence. Obviously I don't agree with him, but he has every right to say this, in his private life in a social setting, online or not. I would be appalled if a colleague were punished so monstrously for such mild remarks in my own organisation. Come on, guys: get some perspective.

Astroboffins spot smiley face on Mercury

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as the song says...

...a smile is just a frown/turned upside down.

HORNY ALIEN vegetarian monsters once ROAMED CANADA

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That's a lot of horn for veggies to support

Given the expenditure of energy needed to haul around all that plate armor, Xeno C must have found the Canada of its days full of some seriously rough predatorial neighbours.

What made us human? Being armed with lethal ranged weapons

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Re: Nice troll

And your proof is...? There's another story suggested that, as soon as humans started roaming out to new territories, they began bumping into other similarly-roaming groups and the 'us' and 'them' kicked in, and all forms of violence ensured, from rape to mass murder.

Or: that the threat of small groups of humans dying out for lack of sufficient young made the killing of rival males in anothe group and the raping/enslaving of their females a popular activity, when groups met. All the age-old cults of fertility and the wish for a 'quiver-full' stems from this fear of local-group extinction, and this fear justified violence.

Or none of the above. Who knows, until we come across evidence?

Maude reckons UK.gov web makeover will save £1.8bn annually

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What were you googling for?

Try 'Jonestown' and 'massacre' and 'mass suicide' and 'cult' and you might get the odd site explaining the 'kool-aid' reference. How old are you?

Micro Anvika goes titsup after Olympics fails to save its shops

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MA farewell

It was cool and cutting-edge int he old days, but finally got too expensive and the kit they wee selling was always one behind the latest thing. They sold confidence: the staff seemed to know what they were talking about when punters were exploring the new world of PCs and laptops. I liked them a lot, slowly stopped going and frankly am surprised they lasted this long. Feel badly for the staff, but can't help feel that anyone good jumped ship ages ago.

Work for beer, Neil Gaiman's wife tells musicians

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Who else can work for beer and hugs?

Maybe her drivers will work for ciggies and a big smile, or the guys who'll turn the lights on and off and the women who'll clean up after her gigs, and so on. I mean, what a privilege and what fun!

AntiSec leaks 'Feds' credit cards' after Barrett Brown cuffed

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Re: One good thing..

Kick the opiate habit in the clink?? Are you aware of the huge level of drug sales and use in US prisons, aided by the prison staff? He'll be high as a kite as long as he has the money.

UK govt to KILL OFF Directgov within weeks

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Ah, happy days...

I spent a year of my life helping to set up Directgov, and I thought their approach, way back when, was good: an easy-to-navigate site with really useful and helpful information. It more or less stayed that way, but obviously tidying up and trimming something ood, and perhaps easing in some better functionality, is not nearly as sexy as building a shiny new toy.

The cost of Directgov is, however, easy to understand: I was in a team of about 20, of which a quarter were contactors (incl myself) and we did the work while the others booked endless vacations, searched for funny audio tracks on the web, had tea break, etc. It was my first time working for a Govt dept and I was astounded and the barefacery of it. So: cost of staff + cost of workers = £gazillion.

GSMA politely asks Uzbekistan to free locked-up telco bods

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Re: Since U.S. Corporations are now 'people'...

I was speaking generally about companies working with morally repulsive regimes, not specifically MTS.

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Since U.S. Corporations are now 'people'...

The Supreme Court gave corporations the rights of persons when it comes to speech, so wouldn't it be nice if corporations also exercised other human behaviour, such as not doing something for money when it encourages a moral wrong. Up till now, companies have said that their duties to their shareholders requires them to target every possible market, even if that means they support corruption and cover their metaphorical hands with blood (metaphorical and real). Thanks to the Supreme Court, companies can surely now say 'no, we won't deal with such regimes--it's repulsive to expect us to; no amount of money is worth the suffering we will be supporting and, indeed, risking.'

And now I laugh.

Open source author pulls code after GPL abuse

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Re: "as if the original version was being abandoned"

Commerce isn't the enemy -- not respecting the generosity of the creator by dishonouring the clear intent of his licence is the enemy, as is profiting from someone else's work without acknowledgement or payment. It's the mentality 'everyone help me, and I'll help myself' that is the enemy.

Did Mitt Romney really get 117,000 REAL Twitter followers in ONE DAY?

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Proudly announcing 30 followers!

I tweet reluctantly, to maintain my name, and I've felt badly over the fact that I have so few followers. Now, I see, it is the badge of authenticity. The few, the proud.

Hypersonic Waverider scramjet in epic wipeout

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Re: Nice! - @Aaron Em

We in the rest of the world enjoy watching the USA plummet from its short-lived imperium top-spot, as it's hard to admire a country that kills without risk and meddles for money for its own rich, not moral values. As for the Confederacy: ah, that States'-Rights dedication to protecting and expanding slavery was perhaps not the finest thing the USA ever did in the world. But now the Chinese are quietly buying up resources and political favours all over the world and I no longer pay much attention to the implosion that is the USA. Bye-bye, and thanks for Disney World.

Ex-Goldman Sachs coder cuffed on fresh 'source theft' charges

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Vendetta?

Goldman Sachs is a voracious, litigious company that eats its young. To steal from them is to steal from the Mafia. The guy lifted code that he must have known was not 'open source': he did or should have known the licences he was working on and remembered all the confidentiality/proprietory agreements he signed when he joined. In any case, it is always best to assume that the company owns everything you create that cannot be clearly demonstrated to be common or standard throughout the world. GS are, I'm sure, keeping this pot on the boil because they want to make sure we see this guy's tarred and gibbeted body swaying in the wind, as a discouragement to others.

Why women won't apply for IT jobs

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: It's always seemed like an advantage for my wife........

Best chain I've read in weeks! Thanks, 'Mr' and 'Mrs'...

Rampant fake Facebook ad clicks riddle hits dead end

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Re: ""browsers that didn't have JavaScript enabled - something unheard of in this day and age"

When I first heard of this story, I asked a handful of 'average punter' friends. Only one understood my question about JavaScript, and said he lef tit on 'to get all the goodies'. The rest had zero clue. Some said they liked the ads they saw and wouldn't want to lose them. Some of those regularly send me amusing links or docs that I never open, having learned early on that their 'I trust the sender' means 'he seems nice'. So I can well believe that 90%+ average users are JavaScript-enabled.

SHEEP NEED TWITTER, insist my noble Lords

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"@baagirl retweeted"

I seem to see a lot of sheep on Twitter already.

Beak explodes at Samsung's evidence leak in Apple patent spat

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Re: Judges are just senior lawyers

And what would you put in the legal system's place? Arbitration? Decree by President? Chain-saws in the city streets? Our legal system might deliver imperfect justice, but in comparison to the system we could have (check out courts and judges in Belarus or PR China), I'll take ours any day.

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Re: Fairness

Lawyers make money because people are litigious. Lawyers did not dream up the Samsung/Apple war: they are the hired guns. I get a little bored with the lawyers-are-sharks' line. Every lawyer I know is honest, competent and conscientious, and aware that they serve a higher justice as well as their clients. Of course there are sleazoids, as there are within every profession, but lawyers are to bloody-minded people as referees are to boxing. They enable these fights to be played by the rights, transparently, in the full view of society. Because it is a specialist skill requiring much learning and experience, they get paid accordingly. I have no trouble with that.

Old-timer Odyssey to babysit Curiosity's Mars landing

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When I consider the human race

Too often the human race is all too simian: brutish, cruel, thinking only of stuffing ourselves and fighting for territory or a higher rung on the ladder, superstitious, eager to be stupid, and I think: let us die out. And then we reach delicately across vast empty spaces to turn and drop our frail little constructed bits of metal onto a place that, to our eyes, is a small dot in the night sky, and I think how wonderful, how marvellous our brains are, how glorious is rationality and curiosity. Much can be forgiven such a species.

UK Border Agency to create 'national allegations database'

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Re: what a bonus for racists and other noxious people

Will someone introduce me?

Austrians drool over 15th-century jub buckets

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Re: ... underpants "were considered a symbol of male dominance and power"

I have to say, as a card-carding feminist, I agree that this statement was ridiculous. Chaps wore knickers for support and modesty, and this style was suitable for someone wearing hose (leggings), the standard apparel in those days.

But it is an amazing discovery, as ordinary clothes are hard to find, and now we know more about the past and its underwear. Always cool, and appropriate for El Reg because we like interesting information. And, of course, because most of you are blokes.

Hubble spots ancient spiral galaxy that SHOULD NOT EXIST

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Re: Christian

If by 'God' you mean Coyote the Trickster'. Because a God who is all-loving and compassionate would surely not teach by mean jokes.

The FSM, however, is beyond our non-pasta-based comprehension, so who knows.

Yahoo! Poaches! New! CEO! From! Google!

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Re: Good for Yahoo

I bet you say that about all the girls.

Expert: BA doesn't need permission to google your face

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Re: They must have amazing staff...

I'm regularly greeted by name as I step aboard a BA flight. The staff at the door glance at my boarding pass, see my name, and use it. It's like magic!

Google plants rainbow flag in anti-gay countries

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All very well...

...and, speaking as gay myself, it i always nice to hear that someone thinks equality is important, but... I would be rather more keen if they addressed intellectual property rights first. I feel a greater risk with Google wanting to steal every piece of creative work not nailed down than I do the prospect of not being able to work in Singapore.

Not that I am ungrateful, but let's not get distracted.

Disappearing space dust belt baffles boffins

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Happens to me with the mixer

I'm just whipping some double cream in the Kenwood, turn away but for a moment, come back not to find lovely stiff whipped cream, but near-as-dammit butter.

Same principle in space, less useful on pancakes.

UK.gov proposes massive copyright land snatch

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Re: this is why copyright is wrong

Why is 'creative' a special category? Does it cover only writing and poetry and music and visual arts? Trademarks? Does it cover film? Does it cover design? Such as technical design? Source code?

The commodification of creativity might be the curse of capitalism, but if other inventions of the mind can be 'owned', why not a painting or a piece of music or a short story or an article? Why is it that these must be free? Why is 'ownership' so odious for these and not for brand names?

Worth checking to see why the concept of copyright protection was invented in the first place. It's easy to condemn someone else to give their all for free -- just so long as YOU don't work for free.

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Re: Because it's a lot easier than just doing the right thing

Yes, I got paid. A pittance. We are more or less on minimum wage. The cut we took was about 5%, and it was out of money they otherwise would not have received. So 95% of something is better than 0.

Someone has to do the work, and the team I had the honour to work with put in long and thankless hours to make sure we accounted for every penny. Authors were, in fact, grateful for this: they had no way of collecting money owed to them from libraries, European countries etc., and their publishers or agents weren't going to do this for them (or would have taken a massive % for it).

I am a published author myself and, although I never saw money through the agency I worked for, I would have been happy to have them ferreting out sources of revenue unknown to me and paying it to me regularly. Authors earn so little, and everybody is ready to steal, 'borrow', 'fair use' or otherwise releive them of the one source of income they have. A collecting agency is the least of their worries.

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Because it's a lot easier than just doing the right thing

I once working for a licencing and collecting society. We collected the photocopying, library lending and other copyright fees for writers from the UK and Europe (and other places around the world) and paid the writers. For some less-famous, older or niche writers, this was often the only income they got.

My job was to find the owners of the money. The internet was still new, but I used that and libraries and voting records and phone books and you-name-it to identify authors, get their current addresses, and pay them. It was mostly correcting a wrong name on the original record or making sure the right Smith was identified. We handled half a million pounds of fee back then and there was only me to do this research, and my clean-up rate was good.

So I know that it is not impossible to pay people what they deserve for their creative work. In today's more far-reaching internet, almost nobody can stay hidden for long. It just takes the will to find them and one salary. Any claim that it is 'too hard' to find an author (or photographer or composer) and therefore all their work can be given to private corporations for their own profit, or can be used by anyone with impunity, is mendacious rubbish.

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