* Posts by Annihilator

3217 posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

NASA reveals Curiosity 2020's 23-camera payload

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Re: It's needs a Dyson...

Plus I’m not sure how well a vacuum cleaner would work in the near vacuum of Mars! A can of compressed air might be more useful. Or violently destructive.

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FYI: iOS apps can turn on your camera any time without warning

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Live view?

While it’s true you normally give all-time permission, is it not the case that when the camera is active, there is always some live view on the screen?

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WPA2 security in trouble as KRACK Belgian boffins tease key reinstallation bug

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Re: Firmware update or OS?

“It also requires that the attacker is [emphasis]already on the WiFi as a client[/emphasis], i.e. already knows your WPA2 key / has a WPA enterprise connection.“

Yep, that’s how I interpreted it too. To be honest, i always forget this isn’t the case on wifi anyway. I’ve always assumed anyone on the same network as me can sniff my packets (ooh er...)

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Massive iPhone X leak trashes Apple's 10th anniversary circus

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Re: £1,000 for a phone

"I could get an interesting, roadworthy car for that"

I love cars under a grand. But I refer to them not as "interesting", but as a "mysterious" roadworthy car. As in, "I wonder which part I'll need to replace next..."

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"Apple was hoping to reveal to an astonished audience at tomorrow's 10th anniversary iPhone event."

Don't worry, they'll still be astonished.

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Uh oh, scientists know how those diamonds got in Uranus, and they're telling everyone!

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Re: The answer to the question.

Farnsworth: "I'm sorry Fry, astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all"

Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"

Farnsworth: "Urectum"

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Voyager antenna operator: 'I was the first human to see images from Neptune'

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Re: Anntenae (not anntenas)

"you meant indicies "

And you meant indices. Pedantry is brilliant weapon to deploy, but maybe not do it while standing in a greenhouse.

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She's arrived! HMS Queen Lizzie enters Portsmouth Naval Base

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Pint

Re: Queen Lizzie enters Portsmouth Naval Base

God bless her, and all who sail in her...

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Arcade Fire releases album on USB fidget spinner for £79/$105

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Joke

Fidget spinner only option

The fidget spinner was also available without the Arcade Fire album. It retailed at £99.

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Currys PC World rapped after Knowhow Cloud ad ruled to be 'misleading'

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Re: Lawyered up

"Arrived as promised the next day... dented by their warehouse crew"

Strange promise they made... XD

Having said that, had exactly the same experience, from lack of staff, to ordering online myself, culminating in the large dent.

Topped off by delivery bods saying that it would be quicker if I kept the dented one, as that would allow a replacement to arrive the next day. Turns out to be bollocks and they just couldn't be arsed to take it back to the lorry.

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UK government's war on e-cigs is over

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Re: No vaping in the workplace please

"Unless you are around a person who is using a large e-cig that creates a huge billow"

That appears to be the problem though. How do you separate the casual e-cig user that has a quickly dissipating puff of vapour, compared to the bell-ends that appear to be using a weaponised vaping device that has a capacity roughly equivalent to a 747's fuel tank? They're the ones that tend to give vaping a bad name, and are usually obnoxious enough to do it in a very crowded environment (last concert I went to for example)

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Extreme trainspotting on Britain's highest (and windiest) railway

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Stop

Brakes

"Of crucial importance from a safety perspective there are three distinct braking mechanisms in place to stop a runaway scenario."

I can attest to the sturdiness of the brakes on this thing. During the descent while standing at the front window admiring the view, there was cause for the system to stop. To say my face greeted the window with a resounding *THWACK* would be an understatement.

Great holiday though.

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Happy 4th of July: Norks tests another missile

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Re: Preemptive strike

"Obviously that doesn't help with a surprise attack which looks like a missile test. And I've no idea what the quality of intelligence sources inside the DPRK is."

This is the confusing thing. Either, they need to know in advance of a missile launch, which renders all the defensive capabilities rather useless without intelligence (which I doubt they have a huge amount of in NK). Or, they can intercept any missile they detect, which means they didn't in this case.

So either, the missile defence stuff is useless, or NK are bullshitting with their claim of a successful test of an ICBM.

Or third option, the US knew of the test, and let them carry on without reacting.

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Re: +1 for the wargames pic

Came here to make the same comment.

Some had Princess Leia's gold bikini as an awakening, I had Ally Sheedy's yoga/stretching in War Games.

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Latest Windows 10 Insider build pulls the trigger on crappy SMB1

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Re: As Windows 10 grows and matures...

"Why do you want to go back to crazy cd's and of of date win 7 iso's"

Because not everyone has access to fast, unlimited broadband?

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PC rebooted every time user flushed the toilet

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Meh

Re: You want toast!

I'm all for recycling, but I'm not sure I'd want to scavenge a food preparation device out of a skip... For example, I once through out a perfectly functioning toaster at uni because I came home to discover mice stealing the crumbs from within the toaster, and on closer inspection found evidence of piss and droppings in there.

Enjoy your toast though :-D

* anti-tamper screws to keep warranty costs down. Normal screws, a person who could just about wire a plug would probably have a go, make the problem worse, put it back together, claim under warranty denying all knowledge. Anyone savvy enough to own a triwing screwdriver would do the same thing, but less likely to make it worse..

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America's mystery X-37B space drone lands after two years in orbit

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Re: It heard about Trump being POTUS

I'm surprised it performed a smooth landing in that case.

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TVs are now tablet computers without a touchscreen

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Re: The road ends eventually.

" will your television carry the brute force needed to handle newer, tighter codecs? "

Spot on. I remember the first HD DVB-T2 trials in London where participants were sent new receiver boxes, back in 2006/2007. The channel "BBC HD" was broadcast from Crystal Palace.

I wasn't a participant, but it was perfectly possible to capture the raw data signal on a PC capture card, it just couldn't natively decode the exotic new MPEG-4 data stream. I managed to get the signal to decode, but couldn't manage it on my reasonably well-specced PC in real-time, it probably transcoded at around 10fps. My current TV is older than this trial, so definitely wouldn't be able to handle MPEG-4 with a mere firmware upgrade.

Similarly, when DVD first launched, PCs at the time needed an MPEG-2 add-on card as the required decoding wasn't possible in software-only due to the limits on CPUs grunt at the time.

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Another ZX Spectrum modern reboot crowdfunder pops up

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Indeed. For those backing with over 200 notes, if you're that interested and can brave the spider-infested attic, you can have mine for half that. There's also a C64 up there with a print out of the source code for a knock-off version of Space Invaders that I wrote if you can be bothered to type it all in. It might be on a tape, but I wouldn't be sure of that... The things we used to do to avoid paying £2.99 for a cassette at John Menzies...

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SpaceX wows world with a ho-hum launch of a reused rocket, landing it on a tiny boring barge

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"SpaceX cut the feed blaming video link problems but the feed came back just in time to show the Falcon 9 sitting on the sea barge"

Cue conspiracy theorists in 3... 2... 1...

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Ofcom wants automatic compensation for the people when ISPs fail

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And under these rules, they'll now just lie and say they attended the appointment but you weren't in.

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Lloyds Banking Group axing hundreds of jobs again

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"IT outsourcing is so outdated..."

"I don't get it. Why not move most of this infrastructure to a public cloud service or several (AWS, Google, etc)..."

Ummm... this is a joke or sarcasm, right?

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New iPad revealed. Big price cut is main feature

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Re: Meh!

"A perfect opportunity for the likes of Samsung to make hay and take all the profits from the mobile space."

Samsung are too busy spending money on adverts that scream "look! we quality control these things! honestly!", presumably in a lab that has a rather paranoid halon system.

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Re: Same Old Tricks?

"I was really questioning whether Apple's view as to what the market would bear is accurate. The article itself refers to a decline in iPad sales, and a big part of the reason why is price"

I assume they probably have a good idea of price points. They probably also know that the vast majority of the wifi+mobile models are purchased by corporates, or through telcos. And there will be an element of the wifi+mobile models enabling the wifi-only models to be sold cheaper. For the same reason an extra 96GB storage doesn't cost £90.

I imagine the decline in iPad sales is related to a saturated market. The only real sales are on upgrades these days - if you wanted an iPad, you'd have one by now.

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More brilliant Internet of Things gadgetry: A £1,300 mousetrap

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Pint

Re: Someone added a zero?

" Someone added a zero? "

There'll be a line on the invoice somewhere for 'consultancy'

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Last Concorde completes last journey, at maybe Mach 0.02

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Re: Good looking

"what is that makes those 'rings' in afterburner boost? Some sort of frequency/harmonic effect?"

Shock diamonds. They're glorious and I only partially pretend to know how they work

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_diamond

As to its beauty, while I'm glad this one has a hanger, I'll be sad to drive past Filton and not see her anymore.

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NASA's Curiosity puts cat among the climate pigeons: Lack of CO2 sinks water theory

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Coat

Complicate theories

Let's keep it simple. Let's just have a theory that Mars had still water. Let's not overcomplicate things trying to prove it was sparkling water that had been through some giant cosmic Sodastream.

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Microsoft's DRM can expose Windows-on-Tor users' IP address

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Headmaster

Re: Is it just me

"the day when W10/Cortana says 'I'm sorry Dave I can't let you do that' are getting closer and closer."

Well you'd need to change your name first :-)

Beside, HAL wasn't evil. He was trapped with paradoxical mission parameters - report open and honestly, but secretly keep the mission objectives from the crew. HAL ultimately deduced that if the crew were dead, he wouldn't need to lie to them anymore. That could work for some of my stakeholders to be honest...

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Boeing's 747 to fly off the production line for the foreseeable future

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Headmaster

"Five engine 747 configurations do occasionally happen, though."

I'm sure you're aware, that extra-engine isn't plumbed in and is the rare example of Quantus strapping a spare engine to take to another aircraft. It's basically external cargo. :-)

Strictly speaking though, all 747's are 5-engined. If you include the APU in the tail. :-D

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BT installs phone 'spam filter', says it'll strain out mass cold-callers

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Re: A Typical Scam Call I Get

"Anyway, being a _scrapped_ vehicle, it doesn't show on the public query system and website lookups like Halfrauds (and others) don't bring back colours."

We Buy Any Car brings back everything, even for scrapped cars (or knows about a car I've had scrapped anyway). Takes less than a second from you giving me your registration number to me knowing everything I need to know about the car. In the time it take you to tell them your engine size, they've already looked it up.

If they wanted to put some effort into it, it wouldn't be hard to build a front-end for the call-agent and screen scrape a bunch of these sites.

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Re: A Typical Scam Call I Get

"Specifically, I gave them the registration of a car I used to own (scrapped) but with wrong colour and engine. They immediately asked whether I'd gotten the colour wrong and coached about the right colour, then did the same about engine size."

Not hard to find either of those things. If you know the make and registration, the gov lets you know this. https://vehicleenquiry.service.gov.uk/ (you don't need V5C)

If all you've got is the registration number, any car parts website (Halfords etc) will tell you make and model which you then stick into the checker above.

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Re: A Typical Scam Call I Get

Can we Talk to the Business Owner "We don't have one we are a co-operative"

I leave you with a recent tweet from Jack Dee:

I got "Is it possible to speak with the house-owner?" So I gave him the number for Nat West.

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Euro space agency's Galileo satellites stricken by mystery clock failures

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Coat

"The ESA says the clocks are accurate to within 1.8 nanoseconds over 12 hours."

Apparently not!

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Microsoft's Blue Screen of Death dead in latest Windows 10 preview

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Re: Windows 10 Conveyor (belt) Edition

As I've struggled to establish in the past, you can choose which updates you wish to install on Win10Pro, they just don't make it easy:

https://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2016/10/06/windows_10_market_share_ifelli_in_september/#c_2995016

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MPs suggest introducing web blocking to tackle suicide rates in UK

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"Except for the resulting 43% fall in paracetamol overdoses. It's saved close to 700 lives so far."

Not the conclusion you can draw. Just means 700 people haven't used that method - you don't know they haven't picked another option.

Although I would say (as noted by someone above), it's a particularly long, painful and irreversible way to go, so perhaps they were just trying to spare people that.

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Presumably the idea is to start supplying the relevant URLs to the IWF block-list using the same ban-hammer for everything else they want to do.

Although I don't think that someone in such a state of mind will see a "website blocked" and knock the whole idea on the head...

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Who killed Pebble? Easy: The vulture capitalists

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Joke

Re: Why is that lately....

But it's clearly a joke/pun? Taking the well-known Ali quote about pebbles in your shoes, pretending to mistake the pebble he was talking about as a Pebble and wonder why the celebrity endorsement was to someone who couldn't figure out to wear it on his wrist, not keep it in your shoe.

Staggering the amount of downvotes for that.

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Could this be you? Really Offensive Security Engineer sought by Facebook

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"Both for cost savings and for privacy, [companies] like doing internal penetration testing"

Giggiddy...

I was always taught not to dip your nib in the company ink.

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EU €120m Wi-Fi spend explained, but not excused

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Re: why not...

Given there seems to be only 2 or 3 libraries left in the UK, opened seemingly just 8 hours per week that wouldn't be a particularly costly exercise the run these days,

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Crashed Schiaparelli lander's 'chute and shields spotted

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Happy

Guardian

"The images show that the craft touched down well within its target landing zone"

This is how the Guardian reported it, showing massive amounts of glass-half-full attiude!

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Black Helicopters

Re: Come on now...

Or, a surface-to-air-to-space-to-thinair-to-surface missile and it was a test of our first strike capability...

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Swedes ban camera spy-drones for anything but crime fighting

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Re: Muppets

"They would be better off providing some official permit to shoot the damn things on sight."

In fairness, you don't need a permit. I reckon a Nerf N-strike or even a water pistol would be enough to take one down.

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Windows 10 market share fell in September

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Re: "Windows 10 has done very well at home"

re: " enforced patch"

I might have finally cracked it and gotten Win 10 Pro to advise me of updates only (instead of auto updating/auto rebooting outside of the stingy 12-hour 'core hours' MS grace me).

Open the Policy Editor (Start+R, gpedit.msc)

Local Computer Policy -> Computer Configuration -> Administrative Templates -> Windows Components -> Windows Update.

The settings I've modified are:

"Configure Automatic Updates" -> Enabled, and change to "3 - Automatic download and notify for install"

"No auto-restart with logged on users for scheduled automatic updates installations" -> Enabled

There could be more to tinker with,but so far, so successful! Today I got a "You've got some updates" message instead of it installing and rebooting off its own back.

MS should take note, this shouldn't be the way!

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Apple to automatically cram macOS Sierra into Macs – 'cos that worked well for Windows 10

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Re: This is a much smaller update than going from Windows 7 to Windows 10

"For what its worth I think skeuomorphic interfaces are awful (I actively avoided Windows 7 because of Aero)"

Ah, but here's the rub - you could turn Aero off and have a Windows 10-esque version of Windows 7/8. Similarly you could turn off teletubby mode in Win XP and see have a Win 2K/9x interface. With 10, it's harsh square edges all over. You could argue it's "clean", and that it's a matter of taste, but it's yet again another forced change.

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Re: anti-Microsoft rant more like...

In fairness, they also include gems such as these:

"whereas Microsoft has spent decades expertly fostering resentment"

The Register - biting the hand that feeds IT. If they could have crammed in an OS/2 dig, they would have done that too.

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M.2 SSD drive format is under-rated. So why no enterprise arrays?

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Re: Failure?

Hmm, good point. I guess it depends what role the drive is playing, as we'd be talking about losing an entire chunk of the drive (up to 25% on just a 4-chip device - no idea what the average is) and how over-provisioned they are.

I guess it's the equivalent of a spinner losing an entire platter.

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Failure?

"Costs are basically focused around the number of NAND chips an SSD contains,"

There's an argument to be had for failure rates and costs associated. The more NAND chips you shove in a single device, the greater the chance of an overall failure. If they were treated more like individual elements of a RAID (say 1 NAND per m.2 interface, loads of m.2s), your failure costs are dramatically reduced as you'd only ever be replacing the NAND chip that had failed, not the entire module.

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Official: Windows 10 has hit the 400 million device mark

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Re: Why oh why

"Oh I thought any tech person would of removed that. Silly me."

Quite. I did. Several times. One of the many windows updates keeps bringing it back.

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Re: Why oh why

"What ads?"

Off the top of my head:

"You don't have the latest version of Office..." (the Get Office 365 app, that despite removing 3 times has reborn - I'm fine with my still-supported Office 2013 thanks...)

Candy Crush, Twitter, Minecraft and the fucking Daily Mirror appearing in the "life at a glance" section of the start menu

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Windows 10 now rules the weekend, taking over from Windows 7

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Re: -1

Thanks for this, but that option doesn't appear on my system (Win 10 Pro)

Similarly in this article:

http://www.laptopmag.com/articles/stop-windows-automatic-reboots

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