* Posts by Fred Flintstone

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Apple and Google are KILLING KIDS with encryption, whine lawyers

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Re: I've said it before and I'll say it again...

Quality :)

Hillary Clinton kept top-secret SIGINT emails on her home email server

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Re: Top Secret security

Pretty soon it all stacks up.

.. which makes the abysmal state of their security (OPM being a very important case in point) all the more inexcusable.

Google's new parent Alphabet owns abc.xyz – and, yup, there's already an abc.wtf

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That's unusually agile for Microsoft?

I'm a bit puzzled by the abc.wtf thing - MS is not usually that quick off the mark.

I suspect what has really happened was that a registrar must have cooked this up and sold it on to a high level friend inside MS.

Moronic Time cover sets back virtual reality another 12 months

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Re: The only way to not be ridiculed...

Here in Norway the Army is testing it for use by tank drivers...

http://www.tujobs.com/news/238400-see-the-norwegian-armed-forces-driving-with-oculus-rift

Sure, they may still look silly, but... would you say that to someone driving an armored vehicle?

Oh sure, but only after I paintball the cameras :)

Copyright troll wants to ban 'copyright troll' from its copyright troll lawsuit

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Re: If it quacks like a duck

the demand has peaked out

I saw what you did there :)

LibreOffice 5.0 debuts, complete with fewer German code comments

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Re: Whatever happened to LibreOffice Online?

I've seen no mention of it for ages.

Ah, do not despair! :)

The changes to the code that brought you LO v5 are apparently in preparation for that. I quote from their features list:

LibreOffice 5.0 is the corner stone of our mobile clients on Android and Ubuntu Touch as well as our upcoming cloud version. It is also the first version to come in 64 bits for Windows. As such LibreOffice 5 serves as the foundation of our current developments and is a great plaftorm to extend, innovate and collaborate with!

I'm personally not so keen on the idea, but I can see it being useful in many situations. It helps that they also managed to reduce the code base. Maybe I'm biased, but this new version feels snappier than v4 so I think the upgrade was worth it.

Wait, what? TrueCrypt 'decrypted' by FBI to nail doc-stealing sysadmin

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Re: id10t

What are the ways to beat a keylogger?

One time passwords? You can now even add TOTP to Linux logins, so if you want to go into paranoid mode it isn't even hard to do.

Cause of Parliamentary downtime on Microsoft Office 364½ revealed

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Re: Welcome to the cloud...

What's any of this got to do with Annie Lennox?

I think it's more Nine Inch Nails (yes, I know it's originally by David Bowie, I just like this version better :) ).

Biggest security update in history coming up: Google patches Android hijack bug Stagefright

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Re: Well...

If you are really into S&M to yourself run 4.4 with full disk encryption lol. So slooooooowwwwww.

That'll be Bruce Schneier's new book: 50 shades of crypto :)

Bloke cuffed for blowing low-flying camera drone to bits with shotgun

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I'd take the garden hose to one of these things in a heartbeat of it was over my property.

LOL. If you get the same kind of pressure as we get from Thames Water it would be safe from that whilst flying close enough to cut your hair :).

This is TRUE science: Harvard boffins fire up sizzling BACON LASER

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Re: Burn, Baby, Burn

Next stop : Try aiming it at an airplane...

Making it fly would take care of that :)

Universal Pictures finds pirated Jurassic World on own localhost, fires off a DMCA takedown

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Re: Personally....

THAT, my dear friends ... would be a film worth watching. Let's be honest here, it would be a damn sight more interesting than yet another Marvel film.

Being Hollywood and all, tens of tons of money would roll in, thus paying for both legal teams, and Universal would still post a "loss" on the venture.

Ah, but the sheer irony of seeing that film being pirated would be worth it on its own :)

Jeep drivers can be HACKED to DEATH: All you need is the car's IP address

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""Drivers shouldn't have to choose between being connected and being protected," said Senator Markey."

Well done. Now apply that to your three letter agencies as well - you have all the required basics in that one line.

Americans find fantastic new use for drones – interfering with firefighting

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Re: The nut behind the wheel

Better to home in on the control signal...

You reminded me of a recent Dilbert :)

Adobe: We REALLY are taking Flash security seriously – honest

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Re: Does Adobe sit on its hands and wait for people to report vulnerabilities before it fixes them?

That would still be a useful approach if their fixes indeed addressed vulnerabilities. As far as I can tell their fixes simply open up holes elsewhere - a bit like digging a hole to fill another one.

It makes you wonder what sort of approach to coding makes you end up with a game of security whack-a-mole.

Unless, of course, the original intention was indeed to code a game of whack-a-mole :)

Pan Am Games: Link to our website without permission and we'll sue

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Re: Perhaps

Miyamoto Mushashi must be spinning in his grave!

Ah, but between keeping his blades sharp, fighting people and writing about it he had no time left to trademark it. Let this be a lesson to all of you (etc). :)

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Re: Okay... let me be the first to do this here...

I think you should have linked to the twats page. If enough people do, they might start to understand...

I like the idea of filling up their logfiles with choice insults, but I think they have spent more money on lawyers than on technology (as the article indicated). It is not a given that anyone will EVER look at the 404 logs..

From doodles to designs – sketch it out with a stylish stylus

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Re: They're All Shit

Having digital art equipment reviewed by non-artists is about as useful as someone who can't drive reviewing a car after sitting in the driver seat, wiggling the wheel a bit and shouting "Vroom! Vroom!"

Love the analogy :).

I think YMMV - artists that need precision won't go near these products, sure, but I can see artists that spend their time sketching out basic ideas (or work with coarser strokes) jump at the chance of having something portable that doesn't cost the amounts that Wacom wants (let's face it, you've bought a second PC at their prices), yet has enough functionality to rough something out.

Anyone in the audience who professes to being an artist? (not me, I don't even feature in amateur league when it comes to freehand drawing anything more than stick figures :) ).

FLYING PIG crash-lands in Utah: Rider survives, bacon saved

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Re: New form of lift

Make a balloon shaped like a politician, and you don't even need burners to get off the ground

Mind you, it was already sponsored by a bank, so they weren't far off.

Assange™'s emotional plea for asylum in France rejected

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Re: France...

Really depends on the Republicrat. Cruz or his ilk? Delta Force into the Ecuadorian Embassy. Rand Paul? Assange ain't worth the trouble. Hillary? Y'all might want to back away from the embassy. Thirty miles or so. See icon.

Love it :)

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Re: Ironic..

That's ironic as a French Letter was what got him into this mess - allegedly...

LOL, I can't believe I missed that. If I could give you more upvotes you'd have them all - to me, this is the comment of the week :)

Amazon just wrote a TLS crypto library in only 6,000 lines of C code

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I love it.

How to genuinely apply transparency and the "many eyeballs" Open Source idea as well as Kerckhoff's principle to critical code.

Applaus.

Yikes! Facebook will run on TELEPATHY, thinks Zuck, in Q&A

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Re: a grand fundemental law of human relationships?

garbage in = Facebook out

FTFY :)

That shot you heard? SSLv3 is now DEAD

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If only there was a way to shame companies into upgrading their security promptly.

Hmm, maybe something to prod the banking regulator with? After all, they are always in need of evidence to show they're actually doing their job, and this is pretty much a classic by now..

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Can someone tell banks and places like TP Online

With a bit of luck the lawyers will wake up to the problem of liability through negligence. By formally declaring SSLv3 dead and buried, and by refusing any connections from the grave there is no credible argument that anyone still relying on this code is doing anything at all for security.

This means that when problems appear it's not just consequential liability, it is also likely to attract regulatory fines as well. Personally, I think the way to fix this is to make banker bonuses payable to any victims - I reckon it would turn the City into a powerhouse of cybersecurity in, umm, a week, tops :)

Pirate MEP pranks Telegraph with holiday snap scaremongering

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And yet copyright is now death plus 70 and no doubt Disney or some large corporation will achieve perpetual copyright at some point.

Maybe not copyright rights, but rights to free use of your images into perpetuity is already standard fare in Google's Terms & Conditions. OK, they do their level best to avoid using the word perpetuity (just in case someone actually reads it), but just read it for yourself - it's not hard to find. I think it probably is with Facebook as well, but I don't use it...

This whopping 16-bit computer processor is being built by hand, transistor by transistor

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I so love that *classic* understatement

"Things got out of hand at that point."

You don't say :). Admirable effort.

NIST issues 'don't be stupid' security guidelines for contractors

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Let's avoid standards at all costs then..

5 years to prepare a 76 page document that any decent developer could have written in a few days...

It's a classic not-invented-here as well: the right answer to that has been around since 1995, but hey, that came from a British standard :)

'Lemme tell you about my trouble with girls ...' Er, please don't, bro-ffin

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My personal favourite in this context..

.. is this very good cartoon.

Enjoy :)

NY, Connecticut investigate Apple for Music service violations

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Re: Apple sucks schweaty monkey bung.

Lawyers sue where them money is.

It appears there is no big difference in motivation between lawyers and bankrobbers then :)

Apple brews new News news to peruse - screws news dudes

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Re: iMovie, Keynote and GarageBand are optional installs

I suspect just about any iOS user has a folder like that "rubbish I don't want but cannot delete".

At least you can stick such apps in a folder, out of the way.

Apple to tailor Swift into fully open-source language – for Linux, too

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Re: thoughts on Swift as a general language?

I think Swift's main attraction is that it's one platform to bind them all :).

I suspect the cunning plan is that by bringing Swift into Open Source, Apple ends up with more people feeling capable of developing applications for iOS and OSX, but being able to code doesn't immediately imply an ability to make it user friendly.

It'll be interesting to watch what happens. Apple tends to be less into public beta testing so I don't think it's a big risk for coders to invest time in Swift (it's not going to disappear overnight), but what interests me is how quickly they will adjust any issues or add missing features. Apple has never struck me at being terribly good at communicating (and by that I mean two-way, not marketing :) ), and Open Source only really works with bidirectional engagement.

What would make it really interesting is if an Android SDK emerged from a 3rd party, which is possible if it's really Open Source. I don't think it would harm Apple much, but their reaction would be worth watching.

Kaspersky says air-gap industrial systems: why not baby monitors, too?

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Re: Connection nagging

So blame the developer of the music app and tell they if they don't correct this you'll find a different app

Umm, no, this is actually an iOS message. It's a shorter form of "as we get a share of revenue, it is our duty to remind you that you have disabled the last vestige of overcharging mobile vendors have when you're abroad". That message would just be too long to put on a screen, hence the shorter form. :)

I like iOS in general, but that doesn't mean it's perfect. This is a good example of one of those nuisances you have to put up with when travelling.

Oh, shoppin’ HELL: I’m in the supermarket of the DAMNED

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There is a simple solution to those tills

Simply make it mandatory that management and whoever designed the thing have to use them - no escape, no excuses and no alternative options like shopping at the competition who were smarter by avoiding the idea altogether. Either this results in things that are actually usable by normal human beings, or it'll cause a premature abort of the project whilst still in the testing phase.

It's actually an approach that could work on many levels. I suspect if they forced the Microsoft coders who came up with the ribbon interface to actually use it it would have never gotten past the planning phase, ditto for Vista and TIFKAM.

MIT's robo-cheetah leaps walls in a cyborg hunt for Sarah Connor

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Re: Well that kinda sucks

What sucks is to have that kind of tech but also having to run along beside it pushing a cart with your mate on it so he can film it from a good angle. Of course the stop at the end sucks even more for your mate if you slip and fall.

Yes, that surprised me too. I would have expected a segway, a tracking drone (maybe they couldn't get one that wasn't armed:) ) or even another robot..

Google's Cardboard 2.0 virtual reality device is a triumph for humanity, said no one sane, ever

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Re: Will it be accepted?

The canary for technical acceptance always has been, and always will be, centered around the adult industry.

Canary? I always thought that involved chickens. Ugh :)

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Oh, I like the idea, just using the word "ecosystem" in context with this is a bit much for an audience of paid up members of the cynics club like me :).

Why voice and apps sometimes don't beat an old-fashioned knob

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Lovely..

Love the article. I have experimented with remote control things, and the first pain with a smartphone is that you will always have it locked to prevent it from inadvertently dialing someone, so before you can use it you have to unlock it.

Then you have to start the app. Which needs to connect, which again takes a while. At which point you discover it's clung on to some public or FON access point name so it's not even on your own network, and by the time you have fixed that its battery has finally run out because it's the end of the day.

I'll stick with normal switches. Just because you CAN remote control things doesn't mean you actually have to. It also ensure I still occasionally physically see the devices I use..

This $199 home air-quality gizmo will tell you to VOC right off

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Re: Upvote for the article..

Google just told me that summation is the process of summing something up, not the result :)

Yup, the price for posting pre-coffee :)

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Lovely writeup, especially the summation

It requires yet more surface space (when will someone create an internet-connected table to hold all your IoT products?)

It does things that other products in your home already do but not as well and at a much higher cost

It connects to other IoT products for no discernible reason and with no practical outcome

It provides wonderful sounding but ludicrously unlikely scenarios where your life will be improved

It has its own phone app

It's been given over $1m in funding by people who should know better

I really want an article upvote button :)

FCC to crack down on robocall spammers' beloved loophole

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Although, given all this metadata analysis which the spooks seem so fond of, you'd have thought it not beyond the wit of man for a telco to observe that a particular trunk subscriber makes a vast majority of outgoing calls, most of which last only seconds, and has very little downtime

Now there is an amendment to the Patriot Act that would get popular support, or call it the USA Freedom from Robocalls Act (UFRA). Given that its tentacles are global it would also nullify the idea of hiding across the border.

All we need is a plausible connection between robocalling and terrorism. Anyone? :)

Windows and OS X are malware, claims Richard Stallman

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Re: So my choice is...

Well, you can still buy ink, fountain pens and paper :)

No, your option is a simpler one. Inform yourself of all the factors that matter to you and then make a choice that fits YOU. This is why interoperability is so great: for everything you do, you choose the gear that fits your needs, budget and risk profile.

This means you build a backbone focused on interoperability and then plug in whatever you need. I personally also prefer to use IMPA/SMTP/CalDAV and CardDAV rather than Exchange but for some that is a bridge too far. Your accountants like Excel on Windows? Fine, but make sure they save in .xls (not .xlsx - avoid the "x" formats as the bubonic plague they are).

Your designers are far more efficient on Macs? Fine - that is quite happy talking all manner of RFCs including SMB, and off you go. A bit of platform diversity also protects you from a complete cascade meltdown when another ILoveYou virus lands, or when someone codes an effective drive-by virus for a Mac or Linux box (that it hasn't been done yet is no guarantee of the future).

Want to go Open Source all the way (even if not entirely Free)? No problem - your backbone will support it.

Even before Sir Berners-Lee defined the URL idea we were already working on interoperability (which was easy then as most of it was Unix based). It's one of the most valuable features of the Net - make sure you keep that feature alive.

Get off the phone!! Seven out of ten US drivers put theirs and your lives at risk

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Is the US the last country on the planet to ban hand-held mobes while driving?

Well, on the plus side, they have the right to carry arms.

This one can be solved *really* quickly. All it takes is some pragmatic joined up thinking :)

Manchester car park lock hack leads to horn-blare hoo-ha

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Re: turn off by key

And on some cars, but probably not modern ones, turning the engine off by key could cause the steering lock to engage. Not a good thing in a moving car

I think that only happens when you actually pull out the key - just turning it to an "off" position will not cause the steering lock to engage. That is, in the cars that I have used, I don't know if this applies to all makes but it strikes me as a sensible safety measure.

Hackers pop submarine cable operator Pacnet, probe internal networks

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Re: METADATA...

No biggy, remember, METADATA can't stop bombings at marathons, can't lead to the revelation of another person, contains nothing personal about you!!

Yup, we definitely need a <sarcasm> tag, but just on the off chance you meant it, the obligatory link to a remark made by someone in public about meta data. Note that there was no indication he didn't mean what he said, and he's in a position to know.

Milking cow shot dead by police 'while trying to escape'

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Re: Just for you townies...

a classic T-bone accident

Yup, spotted. Nice one :)

Welsh police force fined £160,000 after losing sensitive video interview

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Re: Victim Compensation

It's the price you pay for cutting a service to the bone and expecting 5 people to police 200,000.

Let the down voting begin!

You won't get one from me, because that is unfortunately true.