* Posts by Greg J Preece

2505 posts • joined 10 Jun 2009

Pussy galore: Bubble-bath webcam spy outrage

Greg J Preece

Re: All this controversy about Google Glass

The amount of times cats have tried to follow me into the bathroom is unbelieavable.

Tried? Mine wander in all the time. When I lived on my own, they figured out that it was a perfect time to pester me for attention; captive audience and all that.

Galaxy S4 way faster than iPhone 5: Which?

Greg J Preece

Re: "fast enough"

Now I had to finally abandon my 3G earlier in the year , as the storefront was removed of all IOS4 compatible apps. It is not possible to upgrade the Iphone 3G.

Woah, woah, what? I wasn't aware of that! That's some forced-upgrade bullshit if I ever heard it!

The future of cinema and TV: It’s game over for the hi-res hype

Greg J Preece

Re: used to play Quake and UT all night?

Talking of old, blocky things, and iD software, who round here remembers being impressed by Doom back in '93? And in fact being genuinely scared whilst playing it?

I genuinely thought it was rubbish. I never liked Doom, at all.

Now Heretic, on the other hand...

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We've already seen things where technically the better solution is generally rejected, even as recent as the Xbox One digital sharing feature that, amongst others, was dropped.

....and then turned out to apparently not be nearly as nice as MS made it out to be. But I'm sure their glorified demo mode was worth it for all the inconveniences it brought.

No-one rejected digital sharing. They rejected the excessive bullshit the console heaped on the consumer, and when they did, MS threw a tantrum and took digital sharing away as punishment. There is literally no reason at all why they couldn't have both.

Telly psychics fail to foresee £12k fine for peddling nonsense

Greg J Preece

I can't honestly believe that I'm defending the Daily Mail, but is it really wrong to call a fraud a fraud?

Why do we let these charlatans continue?

Greg J Preece

Re: Hilarious

Religious believer in psychics, are we?

Can Microsoft's U-turn stop the Xbox 360 becoming another XP?

Greg J Preece

Re: Its all about games

I know the view will be that the companies will just make more profit. Maybe but I think the market will regulate itself. I have only so much to spend, currently I will pay £40 for one of the big budget games knowing I will sell or trade it 6 weeks later for £20, overall it will have cost £20. Now instead of getting it day 1, I might wait for a couple of months until it is has dropped to £20. Or even better with more of the revenue stream coming to them it will get released at £20 or £25 quid. Just look at stream and WoW on the PC. I bought CIV 5 Gold edition on Stream last week for less than a £10. That is alot of game for not much money.

You're ignoring the gigantic issue with that argument: Steam has competition on PC. When they didn't, the discounts didn't happen as often and weren't nearly as deep. These days, I must have accounts on at least a dozen different stores. There are game blogs and entire websites dedicated to comparing game prices for the system, and finding me the best deal.

On PS3/Xbox/Wii, you have one store, and nowhere else to go. You buy the games at the price they set, or piss off. There's no incentive whatsoever for the store to lower prices, so they won't. The DLC for Burnout Paradise, for example, has *never* come down in price, despite that game being pretty old at this point. New games are coming out on PSN 20-30 quid more than the stores are selling them for, and you think they'll reduce prices? I think not.

Greg J Preece

Re: Noticeable lack of Nintendo

Nintendo concentrate on what they always have done, making incredibly fun games with their established IPs and occasionally trying something different (which if successful becomes another franchise). They haven't played the "most powerful console" game since the N64 lost to the PS1.

The problem is really more to do with the "hardcore" gamers who just can't bring them selves to play something as cute looking as Mario even if it's a double-hard bastard in terms of actually gameplay.


Nintendo keep re-hashing their established IPs and alienating anyone who doesn't like playing the same thing over and over. I owned every single Nintendo console up until the Wii U, and if it ever bothers to get a library, I'll eventually get one because I go where the games are. That said, I've had an increasing dislike of Ninty's approach since the Wii came out. It's a dreadful Gamecube mod, with terrible controllers, and the library of games is a cesspit at best. I bought one for the arcade ports, and beyond those I haven't seen the need to pick up and play anything else, except Mario Galaxy (because someone at Nintendo made a mistake and made a Mario game that was genuinely new and inventive).

Oh, incidentally, the newer SMB games are trash. Slower, clunkier, more boring versions of Super Mario World.

My PS3, on the other hand, continues to get love. And before you start on with your hardcore gamer stereotypes, I use it to play Okami (like Zelda, but about a thousand times superior), Tokyo Jungle, Child of Eden, Sly Cooper, etc. Sure, I also have Need For Speed installed, but that's the beauty of a system that doesn't identify with hipsters and the too-cool-for-school crowd; I can have both.

If I want to start up God of War and rip someone's testicles off, I can. But I can equally surf onto the store and download something like The Unfinished Swan, or Echochrome, or Rayman, or Ico, or Shadow of the Colossus, etc, etc, etc. Pretending that the other consoles do nothing but explosions and guns is fanboyism.

If being in the Nintendo camp means I have to be happy playing the same series of games again and again, then I'd rather hang out elsewhere, where I can get the full range of games, and play them on a console with superior controls and online services.

And my favourite platform for gaming? Still the PC, which I imagine will only get better now.

Greg J Preece

Re: No.

So Fifa 14 isn't being released for the PS2 then? A brand new game on a 13 year old console which has a successor already released....

It certainly is. I happen to know one of the guys making it. I was as surprised as anyone else.

Microsoft caves on Xbox One DRM and used-game controls

Greg J Preece

Re: Yep knew it would happen.

a Geeksfone FirefoxOS.

They good? Still not managed to get hold of one myself.

Hey fanboi, is that an EXPLODING BATTERY in your MacBook Pro?

Greg J Preece

El Reg's constant whining and abuse of Apple customers, quite honestly sounds like envy to me.

Because they *never* slag off Microsoft, noooooooo...

Out with a bang: The Last of Us lets PS3 exit with head held high

Greg J Preece

Re: OK I will spell it out. @ AC 13:24

They are not 386 machines in any way shape or form.

He was talking about the PS4 and Xone - they're both x86 systems.

Sony allows hacking of its unloved SmartWatch

Greg J Preece

Re: Sony's hacker's guide

Someone mentioned Sony, some incredible wit mentioned rootkits.

Yep, that's on my El Reg drinking game. *Glug*

Apple at WWDC: Sleek new iOS, death of the big cats, pint-sized Mac Pro

Greg J Preece

Cool is what Apple do...

And work is what workstations do. The clue is in the name. The only Mac desktops I ever came close to liking were the big-ass towers, because when I'm doing work (on a workstation, of course) then I want a big ass workstation I can modify to my requirements as and when necessary. If my work changes in such a way that I need a new component, I shouldn't have to pay over the odds for a Mac-specific one and trail cables over my desk.

Microsoft announces $499 price tag, new games for Xbox One

Greg J Preece

Re: Personally

Reality of course is that the PS4 will descend into a mess of 'online passes' that you have to buy individually for each 2nd hand game you buy as is the case already with the Vita, but that's not their problem.

EA have announced recently that not only are they ditching that crap, but you'll be given free codes retroactively for games that had that crap. Hopefully others will follow suit.

Greg J Preece

Eadon, come on. We know that's you. Your template is so obvious, I could write a Twat-o-Tron for it.


Greg J Preece

Re: XBox - is a Licence fee

The One is such a piece of DRM'd shit that Eadon doesn't even get downvoted for calling it crap.

US chief spook: Look, we only want to spy on 6.66 billion of you

Greg J Preece

Re: Quandry

He can't do whatever he wants just because he's the President

He could at least bloody try. He signed Executive Orders 13492 and 13493 in 2009, which was already late, and then let it slide. Sure, he faced opposition to close it, but that didn't mean that he had to order the re-instatement of military trials in 2011, or that he couldn't be fighting for it in the same way that he appeals to the people for support on gun controls and the like.

Greg J Preece

Re: International Outrage

Why on Earth would the UK government be outraged about the US spying on its citizens when it gives them a fantastic method of getting the data and still being able to claim they didn't?

Greg J Preece

Re: Quandry

It's depressing when even the leadership of the most powerful, most paranoid, most dangerous country on Earth is decided by fashion rather than sense. Apparently you can get away with lying, not fulfilling your promises, adding to the infringement of civil liberties you said you would protect, writing off citizenships to make your people easier to execute, invading and bombing countries at will, mass surveillance, etc when you're the "cool" guy who can skateboard across a stage.

And to think this country impeached a president just for lying about a shag.

I fully expect a story in the next week about how Obama moonwalked across the Lincoln memorial or something, to provide adequate distraction from what a scumbag he is.

Amazon to deliver groceries in 20 markets by 2014

Greg J Preece

Somehow i'm doubting you guys can pay $20 for a block of cheese. :-p

Greg J Preece

Can they gather the groceries in the Seattle area and then run them north across the border to me? Groceries here are hella expensive.

Google accused of hypocrisy over Glass ban at shareholder shindig

Greg J Preece

So your not in the least bit concerned that a sex criminal might wear google glasses to record kids in a bathroom without them knowing it and then have the ability to store it, share it or do whatever else they like with it?

.....No. Because that is ridiculous. If you're going to record secret video of anything, why would you use something strapped to your face?

YES, Xbox One DOES need internet, DOES restrict game trading

Greg J Preece

Re: Offline

You mean Steam? 4 weeks no internet... forget playing your PC Steam games.

Don't believe he mentioned Steam, just PC. Or are you totally ignorant of the many other ways to get games on PC?

Greg J Preece

Re: Always listening

Not really, to play the original version you'd typically need an emulator like dosbox. The reason doom still works is because it was open sourced and people have updated it to work on modern systems.

....Which you couldn't do on a console. What, you think Microsoft would let people make an Xbox version of DOSBox?

Greg J Preece

Re: So?

People like you piss me off more than Microsoft. You're alright, so fuck everyone else, eh?

Greg J Preece

Re: It's a pity

IMO the graphics on the Wii U are "good enough". As others have mentioned it's all about gameplay. There are some awesome titles on the Wii such as Xenoblade that are as good as anything on Xbox. Next-gen Xenoblade from Wii U likely to be shown at E3 soon.

Couldn't give a toss about the graphics, but the U has everything that annoyed me about the Wii: not enough good games, too much shovelware, too many gimmicks. The 'motes were annoying enough because they barely worked, and the tablet can just sod off.

Greg J Preece

"Or I would log in on his system, wait several hours to download my game, and play there"

Depending on the game, sure, though the Playstation Store servers do tend to fare much better than other services I've used when it comes to download speed.

Greg J Preece

Re: The new consoles are a hard sell

Half Life (released 2004)

1998, you mean. :-p HL2 was 2004.

Greg J Preece

How are you white-knighting for this console so hard that you completely failed to register an obvious joke?

Greg J Preece

So I'm wandering how long we'll be into the next faltering console generation before GabeN turns up to announce the Steam Box's release date.

Greg J Preece

The main benefit of this is that your games can now follow you wherever you are.

Couldn't they do that before? I mean, I would pick up the game disc, and walk off with it, and play it at my friend's house. Or I would log in on his system, download my game, and play there. (Admittedly, we run PS3s.) What am I missing here?

Obama weighs in on NSA surveillance imbroglio

Greg J Preece

"They make a difference in our capacity to anticipate and prevent possible terrorist activity," Obama said, claiming that the surveillance is conducted "under very strict supervision by all three branches of government, and they do not involve listening to people's phone calls, do not involve reading the e-mails of US citizens and US residents."

Don't be ridiculous....that's what PRISM is for!

Culture Sec: You - Google. Where's the off switch for all this filth?

Greg J Preece

Re: Will somone think of the children!!

There needs to be some level of network based filtering. Or at least some form of mechanism to allow my kids to surf the web without inadvertantly straying into dodgy areas.

You know what that mechanism is? YOU. They're your fucking kids, so why don't you start acting like a parent? Why should my liberties be infringed to cater for sprogs you decided to have?

Tell you what: I've got a cat. She's small, fragile and generally not particularly well. If she goes outside, she might be at risk from the various cars on the street, so what we're going to do is put bubble wrap bumpers on every single car and make them drive at 2mph, with anything over a certain weight banned altogether. Sound appropriate?

I grew up through the '90s, when the Internet was wilder and my parents didn't know jack shit about it. I went wherever I wanted, but I did not "inadvertently stray" onto Usenet, or Undernet, or MUDs, or any far less reputable places I would hang out online. I went there because I was interested and it sounded like fun. You cannot accidentally wander from Disney.com to a child porn ring. It does not happen. I've been wandering around the net like that for years, doing whatever I want, and I have never once seen child pornography, extremist terrorist material*, etc. To find them, you must go looking for them. Global filtering will not do anything to stop that.

*Well, actually I did deliberately look some up once, but that just proves my point.

Greg J Preece

Right then, who's up for Internet 2? Fully encrypted end-to-end?

Greg J Preece

Re: Yeah...

yet they're stuck with a suspected loon that they can't get rid of

I highlighted the important word for you.

Amazon yoinks Dora and SpongeBob from Netflix for MEELLLIONS

Greg J Preece

Re: Dora

Sweet mercy, they actually made that? I thought it was just a fake trailer!

Oh man, I know what I'm watching tonight.

Snappers binned, mobe-armed hacks drafted at Chicago paper

Greg J Preece

Re: Surprised...

That was my first thought. Of all the phones to be using...

Firefox OS: Go away fanbois, fandroids - you wouldn't understand

Greg J Preece

I really want to get my hands on one of these little beauties. I'm a big fan of Mozzy's principled approach to markets, and I want to see this thing succeed. As was said in the article, it will have a much shallower learning curve than many devices, and that can only be good for encouraging developer takeup.

Plus, I've long since had a beef with the "apps for the sake of apps" approach in many businesses, where mobile apps are created simply to have one, and end up doing a far worse job than a simple mobile-oriented version of the website would. They're getting much easier to make, too.

Twitter, Facebook are 'a MENACE to society', says Turkey's PM

Greg J Preece

Actually, he's miles off. The best evidence I've seen of the police crackdown (in which the police are accused of having stormed peaceful camps during the night and burned them down) turned up on Imgur, not Twitter.

Google nuke thyself: Mountain View's H.264 righteous flame-out

Greg J Preece

I know I should have something more substantial to contribute other than disappointment, but every time I see "MPEG LA" I think of a giant mechanical owl.

"My mind is sharper, my intellect superior. You won't be making any videos without paying me, raccoon."

Ubuntu's Shuttleworth: Microsoft no longer dominates PC biz

Greg J Preece

Re: Wikipedia shows a completely different story.

....on the desktop, which means you missed the point of the article and Shuttleworth's comments. The TL;DR version is that no-one cares about the desktop any more.

Well, I say no-one. I do, but then I actually *make* stuff, and we long since became the minority of machine users.

Anonymous 'plonks' names, addresses of far-right EDL types on web

Greg J Preece

By the way, it didn't nearly pass me by that you dodged your complete dismissal of two thirds of your holy book (the part that also includes the ten commandments) by retorting with condescension and bullshit. I simply expected nothing less.

Greg J Preece

But you go right on ahead and mock me with your partial understanding of my faith.

You can try that line of wounded condescension if you like, and assume that it adds something to your rather flimsy argument, but it used to be my faith also, so please don't try and tell me that I have a partial understanding of Christian bullshit. I was a victim of it for many years.

My keyword was 'widespread'

And mine was not, but you slipped it in as another fragile defence, and I knew you would try and use it as such. I even turned to the man sat next to me and made a bet on it. Thanks very much, you just made me five quid.

I don't care whether or not - on your judgement - the violence and hatred is "widespread" (and if you don't think that destabilising at least a half dozen nations is widespread, fuck off). I care that it exists, and that is it justified by the crap in an ancient set of texts written by nomadic thugs.

Greg J Preece

Christianity didn't exist yet in Old Testament times. Those were Hebrews, and Christian teachings are much different than the ones you reference.

Aaaah, that Christianity. The "the old testament is kinda embarassing so let's ignore two thirds of our own holy book" kind of Christianity? I take it we're also ignoring the parts of the new testament where Christ re-affirms the old laws, and in fact specifically states that he hasn't come to change them?

Such as what, exactly? To my knowledge it's been centuries since there was any widespread violence in the name of Christianity.

Hahahahaha, what? We'll just ignore, say, Ireland then? Or half of Africa? Or have you not heard of the Lord's Resistance Army? It was fairly well popularised a year or two back (admittedly by another complete nutcase).

Nice try, but there are still plenty of people out there to cause war and misery in the name of that particular sky fairy.

Greg J Preece

Even at its worst Christianity never said that you'd get to Heaven by killing as many people as possible

Not read much of the old testament, then? Unless you're suggesting that the commands to kill other tribes, apostates, unruly children, disobedient slaves, wives, homosexuals, etc don't count as "as many as possible"?

and centuries later Christians still frequently have the Inquisition thrown in their faces.

You're right. We should be throwing their much more recent atrocities at them.

Greg J Preece

Re: Results Desired and Obtained

If someone deliberately hurt my wife or child I'd hurt them very very badly, possibly even kill them, and screw logic, reasoning, the law and sanctamonious twats like you

Then I hope you never work for the police. Though you'd probably fit right in with the Met.

I'm also rather depressed that you have offspring to pass on this crap to.

Greg J Preece

Re: Results Desired and Obtained

Why did we waste NHS resources on treating the Woolwich scum should they not have simply preyed for recovery?

Because that's how you demonstrate that you have the moral superiority to call them scum?

Seriously, I get really fucking sick of having to point out basic morality to fuckwits.

Mozilla teams up with Foxconn for Firefox 'fondleslab'

Greg J Preece

Re: open handset alliance

Is Firefox OS really an Android fork? Isn't it just another Linux-based phone OS that shares some code with Android?

Nope, it's nothing like. It uses the driver stack, I believe, and that's about it.

Opera debuts Chromium-luvvin' desktop browser Next 15

Greg J Preece

Re: Differentiation?

(rather than simply being Chrome without alleged spying)

Unless you turn on Turbo. Sorry, sorry, Off-road (because that makes much more sense!).

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