* Posts by Snowy

316 posts • joined 29 May 2009

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Oracle open-sources DTrace under the GPL

Snowy
Megaphone

Re: So silly...

I agree something is fishy about this, just what that is time will tell. The problem is by the time people figurer what that is could be too late :/

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Former ICE top lawyer raided US govt database to steal aliens' identities

Snowy
Holmes

Re: Ok, but 'why' though?

Why you ask could be the greedy can never have enough!

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Arrrgh! Put down the crisps! 'Ultra-processed' foods linked to cancer!

Snowy
Facepalm

It is start.

It is a start but in of itself has little to no reals science or as you put it:

[quote]However, the study is better seen as preliminary work than a resounding smackdown, and there are a number of caveats that need to be considered before you ditch your lunchtime bag of crisps.[/quote]

There seems to be a lot more of these "questionnaire" style of study, they can identify an area that needs a lot more study but in of itself tells use nothing. Name any food and there is likely to have been a study of this type that has said either it is good or bad for you!

As for "ultra-processed foods " it is a bit like I could say salads are bad for you, but fail to tell you what is in the salad or what dressing was used.

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Still not on Windows 10? Fine, sighs Microsoft, here are its antivirus tools for Windows 7, 8.1

Snowy
Facepalm

Supported until January of 2020.

Sure it is, if it was truly supported then you would have added this ages ago and not with so much reluctance.

OKay so it is extended support which seems to translate to "We would rather not support it, but it would look bad to dump it"

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2017 tablet market trended towards torpor

Snowy
Joke

or maybe

@djstardust it was 25 half devices

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NASA finds satellite, realises it has lost the software and kit that talk to it

Snowy
Joke

NASA does it mean...

Never Archive Scrap All?

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FYI: Processor bugs are everywhere – just ask Intel and AMD

Snowy
Facepalm

Ship it now...

patch it later, increasing a thing for both Hardware and software.

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Who's that at Ring's door? Why, it's Skybell with a begging cup, er, patent rip-off lawsuit

Snowy
Joke

Just add...

A smartphone element to an old existing patent and shazam as if by magic you have a new patent for the modern era!

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Game of Thrones author's space horror Nightflyers hitting telly

Snowy
Facepalm

Hmmm

A film from a short story can work, but a series from it is a bit of a stretch?

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We have standards, says 3GPP as group starts to lay groundwork for 5G

Snowy
Joke

The first line should have said.

The first standards for 5G have been agreed, meaning industry can press ahead with hyping up 6G/

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No one saw it coming: Rubin's Essential phone considered anything but

Snowy
Coat

No other camera app available?

[quote]Google Play reports a mere 50,000 download of Essential's Camera app so far, the Android Police blog notes. This doesn't paint the full picture, but it can be assumed a fairly complete one, barring a few brush strokes*.[/quote]

An odd way to count sales, considering when you connect to the play store they knows what phone you are using!

So rather than count some app downloads they could say how many of the phone had been to the play store instead?

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US Section 702 spying rules get deadline extension until April

Snowy
Joke

Lincoln said it!

[quote]In the context of the Civil War, Lincoln also memorialized the sacrifices of those who gave their lives at Gettysburg and extolled virtues for the listeners (and the nation) to ensure the survival of America's representative democracy: that "government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from ...[/quote]

Sadly he lost the page on which he defined who or what the people was.

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No 2017 bonus for you, HPE tells employees

Snowy
Joke

Re: Dissapointing

The bonus is you do not have to work for them anymore.

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Huawei's Honor 9: The only mobe of its spec asking 'why blow £500?'

Snowy

Re: why blow £500?

Showing the same price on Amazon too.

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Parity: The bug that put $169m of Ethereum on ice? Yeah, it was on the todo list for months

Snowy
Facepalm

@Martin Gregorie

That would a good but for the problem they do not have the 513,774.16 coins spare to give away.

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80-year-old cyclist killed in prang with Tesla Model S

Snowy
Facepalm

If only we had cycle lanes that were not a narrow strip on on the left hand side of the road where the drains hide, more commonly called the gutter.

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DXC spills AWS private keys on public GitHub

Snowy
Facepalm

[quote]"Various secure variables (cryptographic keys that allowed access to DXC procured Amazon Web Services resources) were hardcoded into a piece of work being shared between multiple teams and with the project architect."

Then on September 27, a member of the technical team created a personal space on the public Github, and the code was loaded to this unsecured repository that allowed individuals as yet unknown to access and use it.[quote]

Hard Coding cryptographic keys into anything sounds like a very stupid thing to do the unsecured repository just let it out into the wild.

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Manic miners, hideous hackers, frightful flaws, vibrating mock cock app shock – and more

Snowy
Go

Re: Bitcoins?

@Pen-y-gors

I believe not as it was the special "multi-signature Ethereum wallets " that had the problem and not all the wallets used to hold Ethereum

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Chrome update kills unwanted ad redir... WIN A FREE iPad!!

Snowy
Coat

Re: How is that different from NoScript?

That is not due to NoScript but the number of off site scripts some web sites seem to need to display content. Even the simple Google.co.uk as scripts from 5 different domains.

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Facebook's send-us-your-nudes service is coming to UK, America

Snowy
Facepalm

Take a picure

Then write some text over (maybe in red), will this nice software still find a match?

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Jeff Bezos sells one million Amazon shares, makes one billion dollars

Snowy

Unless I'm missing something 16% is hardly a controlling interest.

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Picture this if you will: Facebook trousers $77,794. Every. Minute.

Snowy
Holmes

I do wonder

if this will mean they will pay more or less taxes.

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Bored 'drivers' pushed Google Waymo into ditching autopilot tech

Snowy
Holmes

Re: Are these clever people so thick?

Indeed if you have to be fully engaged and ready to take over at a moments notice you may aswell be driving it!

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Camera company, huh? Snap's nerd goggles look destined for landfill

Snowy
Coat

Re: Estimating that the number is 250,000, that's over $30m worth of stock.

Or less if you have to pay someone to take away and dispose of them.

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Boss put chocolate cake on aircon controller, to stop people using it

Snowy
Coat

While the cake it not fix it

It did bring to highlight that too many people had access to the server room and they could do stupid things in there. It did in the end make someone fix the to easy access to the server room.

The end result was the cake did indeed fix it :)

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Credit insurance tightens for geek shack Maplin Electronics

Snowy
Holmes

Changed hands 3 times

and loaded up with debt each time to pay for it, hardly surprising they are getting in to trouble

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Wanna exorcise Intel's secretive hidden CPU from your hardware? Meet Purism's laptops

Snowy
Holmes

Sure

What one command disables another turns back on again.

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Ghost in Musk's machines: Software bugs' autonomous joy ride

Snowy

Re: Really??

@Jonathan Richards 1

As far as I can see they still call it "autopilot" when it should be considered more an advanced form of cruise control.

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How bad can the new spying legislation be? Exhibit 1: it's called the USA Liberty Act

Snowy
Holmes

Something with Liberty in the name.

Is in the same vein has a country with democratic in its name. For example Democratic North Korea.

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Forget the 'simulated universe', say boffins, no simulator could hit the required scale

Snowy
Joke

Maybe instead of simulating the universe they just created one to observe :)

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ISIS and Jack Daniel's: One of these things is not like the other

Snowy
Joke

Well...

They are similar and contact with either of them is not going to have a good ending!!

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For Facebook, ignorance is the business model: Social net is shocked – SHOCKED – that people behave badly

Snowy
Holmes

Funny

They take no responsibility for ads then complain that people block ads!

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Nothing to see here, folks, literally... Citrix mysteriously pulls NetScaler downloads

Snowy
Alert

Re: Um...

I think the idea is the CCleaner compromise was used to compromise some Cisco's system. Which in turn allowed NetScaler downloads to be compromised.

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UK Data Protection Bill lands: Oh dear, security researchers – where's your exemption?

Snowy
Facepalm

Ripe it up and start again!

[quote]The document runs to 218 pages, with 194 clauses, 18 schedules and 112 pages of explanatory notes, and - as has been pointed out by many observers, parts of the text - like this eye-crossing sentence: “Terms used in Chapter 2 and in the GDPR have the same meaning in Chapter 2 as they have in the GDPR” - are fairly Kafka-esque.[/quote]

If a 116 page document needs 112 page to explain it, it is not fit for purpose and needs to be binned and started again from scratch!

We need laws to be clear and easy to understand not so complicated. The more complex it become the more clauses it needs to fill in the holes those complexities makes!

Also if this is replacing GDPR it should state those terms and not quote a something it is replacing. What happens when Euro rewords GDPR, is the old or the new version?

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Auto-makers told their autopilots need better safeguards

Snowy
Facepalm

Still say

[quote]While still evaluating the NTSB report, the electric car-maker added that “We will also continue to be extremely clear with current and potential customers that Autopilot is not a fully self-driving technology and drivers need to remain attentive at all times”. ®[/quote]

Maybe they could start by not calling it an Autopilot and call it something that would make it clear it is something to help you drive not do it for you while you ignore the road!

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Everybody without Android Oreo vulnerable to overlay attack

Snowy
Facepalm

I have a nexus direct from Google

Still not going to get update as it is over 2 years old :/

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Amazon crowd-sources new HQ location, Bezos tells mayors to woo him

Snowy
Joke

Re: Take a note from Omni Consumer Products

Yes but can they afford the big tax breaks that Amazon so badly needs to survive? /sarcasm.

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Wonder why Congress doesn't clamp down on its gung-ho spies? Well, wonder no more

Snowy
Holmes

If I was paranoid

[quote]Between now and the end of the year, a second critical battle between the spy agencies and Congress is going to play out as the NSA and FBI desperately try to retain the ability to spy illegally on American citizens, and lawmakers assess how far they should push back and limit those actions.[/quote]

I would say that some terrorist event is going to happen right before a vote on this?

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80% of IT projects in public sector delayed due to IR35 – report

Snowy
Facepalm

I think not

So 20% told the truth about why the project was delayed and the 80% pinned the failure on IR35?

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Snoops 'n' snitches auditor IPCO gets up and running

Snowy
Facepalm

Re: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Indeed about of indepent as my left leg is from my right, may look separate but ultimately connected to the same body.

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Police deny Notting Hill Carnival face recog tech led to wrongful arrest

Snowy
Joke

Re: Nothing wrong with being "wrongfully" arrested

No longer than that I believe sometime after the heat death of the universe is when they will be lost (ooops sorry securely deleted).

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Tech firms take down WireX Android botnet

Snowy
FAIL

Re: Google chooses not to, they could.

Too busy finding holes in other people's software to look after their own store?

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Google routing blunder sent Japan's Internet dark on Friday

Snowy

Re: Easy to do...

The "tips & corrections" link at the bottom of this, indeed of all Reg stories only works if you have a email program installed and configured.

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Who needs 5G? Qualcomm, Ericsson and Verizon hit 1Gbps with LTE gear

Snowy
Facepalm

I think not

[quote]The three companies say that, in a controlled Ericsson lab, the Qualcomm Snapdragon X20 chipset was able to use Verizon spectrum to access 12 simultaneous LTE streams and pull data at a gigabit rate through licensed commercial bands.[quote]

So just increase the network by 11 times and you are good to go? hahahaha!

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China's cyber court opens for business; a gavel-free zone?

Snowy
Flame

Just free zone?

[quote]The UK has also experimented with allowing fines for fare dodging and traffic penalties to be done online. In those cases, defendants can log into the system, see the penalty, and then decide whether to accept it and pay it, or dispute it. ®[/quote]

Going down the american path of pleading guilt and paying the fine due to if you dispute it the fine is massively bigger?

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Facebook won't change React.js license despite Apache developer pain

Snowy
Mushroom

Just walk away

The TL;DR version is if you trust FaceBook to play fair you are a fool. You should not use any of FaceBook's "open" software!

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Sorry, but those huge walls of terms and conditions you never read are legally binding

Snowy
Mushroom

Maybe we should all add STMT&CAOR every time we sign something.

(Subject To My Terms And Conditions Available On Request)

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Atari shoots sueball at KitKat maker over use of 'Breakout' in ad

Snowy
Holmes

A bit late

The advert has been on the TV for if my memory is correct for over a year?

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I say, BING DONG! Microsoft's search engine literally cocks up on front page for hours

Snowy
Joke

Looks....

more like clippy to me :)

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Taken a while but finally here's the first proper smart-home gizmo

Snowy
Facepalm

Smart things need smart solutions!

Smart light bulb is anything but smart. If you rarely want a smart light then the better solution would be to make the light fitting. The bulb would then be simpler to make and should be cheaper.

You could also connect the all you lights together using the wiring you already have to do smart things.

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