Posts by Mr Young

Dr Bob and the NO IT moan...

Do you realize engineers are measuring fatty phone and mp3 player imprints as we speaK! twat!

I'm nearly crying!

And I haven't even seen the movie ffs. Where are my laughs? I want laugh now!

I liked the text...

"But people who are willing to kill innocents en masse as a primary goal are fairly rare birds.". I might be mistaken but that actually sounds like somebody talking UP humans for a change - good. Hmmm? I guess I'll never get a look oot a pilots window now. Waah, waah, moan - Jim'll fix it maybe?

Is it a mobile phone?

I prefer the small ones (ie pocket sized, usable, convenient)! Does this new glass pancake brick thingy switch off after 30 seconds if you don't gently stroke (or maybe lick) the screen?

@Mr Pedantic

Thank you Mr Pedantic. Now, my roboroach actually has 7 guns and I bet he's bigger than yours! And, yes, he does count his guns all the time?! It would appear he has been traumatised by the 23rd Century Space Wars and the time travel also seems to have done something weird to his hybrid serial killer/shark AI unit as well. Other than that he's ok, hic...

Jimbo - blog off

Annoyance and abuse is standard - its called REALITY last time I looked. Nowhere near as bad as a patronising f&^£kbderr.

You know...

I'm no fanboi when it comes to Microsoft but they have provided compatibility haven't they? It's nice and speedy dev. using a processor emulator with WinXP and I've got ZERO chance of any other OS option! Flames? please, no...

Well...

I think i nearly pissed myself at the Lizard Photoshop job. Har,Har - quality stuff!

Har,har,hee,snigger

Think I'll Opt Out looking at the photos though-especially the teddy bear one-WTF? I'm really quite convinced it'll hurt my poor eyes

Heat/Cool

COP is fun - it's available energy after all!

Hello luis sancho?

Can you help with my math? I forgot how many fingers I have?

Hmmm, charming....

Does he model catalogue trousers - the gun isn't pointing at his head properly?

Damn it!

I thought you said 'slithershite' mkiv

I'm always in the shit...

but thats metaphorical and almost always usually tech probs. Unlike this guy? Takes all sorts I guess? I mean, WTF?

Battery not do it?

I'm pretty sure a test/maintenance/replace schedule (whatever it's called) for their batteries would help? Anyway - a diesel generator should have sorted the problem just like that! FAIL

Panic Button?

Sounds good - can I have one? Does it work when the kids ask me for money? Maybe it could put my wallet beside that LHC device then they might not notice it - what with the space/time distortions and all that etc?

A public transport thing surely?

Yet another excuse not to get on a bus. I mean - who would want their slow motion, toppling, metal crunching, fiery and sliding death to end up on that internet thingy.

Har,Har

These funny little 2 page ornamental patents are funny!

@Apocalypse Later

Bah - your "incomprehensible japlish printed instruction sheets" sound much better fun than the chinglish datasheets I have to uncomprehend!

A123 Batteries

Killacycle:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDHJNG2PngQ

Good Stuff. Pity it sounds like a bloody washing machine!

YeeHaa

Beer in Space? I suggest we get they nutrients up there right now!

@seanj

I wondered about that as well? Did a scientist whack an animals nob badly? Just to see if it could be fixed again? That is just bad nature man!

I know nothing...

...but a quick google got me interested - have you seen the abuse planets can take? Aitken Basin on the moon? Herschel Crater on Mimas(Saturn moon I think - no expert)?

Enough of that - are these hippies running scared cause NASA found their lentil and herb stash? Dark side of the moon? Or is it the end of the world again?OMG!

@Chris Thomas Alpha

I agree. Try write a small assembly language routine and trap all errors with flags and stuff (ie timer interrupts). Move along now, ASCII commentards.

I like philosophy sometimes...

...but how did them damn pesky electrons get down my copper cable?

Batteries

100,000ft - no experience with that. If any electrickery is required then Lithium Thionyl Chloride Batteries go to -55 celcius! (See Farnell/Saft etc). Don't know about vacuum though! Anyway - all micros are rated at -40 at best...Hmmm

Naughty Boy

But do people really use LimeWire on the same machine they do their finances? I've done some stoopid things before, even when sober, but not that!

Newsflash

Politician says word 'twat'. 4 letters too many?

what?

Have they got a usa patent on cut and paste? Ooh, if only it were me! Ho,he,ha,sorry about that.

That reminds me...

of a joke,

http://office-humour.co.uk/tags/cop/11756/

Data Collection

Maybe it's just me but I consider any information about me actually belongs to me? Wait a minute - I should be receiving a fat license fee everytime it's accessed/viewed/used by anybody for any purpose? Like, eh, that'll happen! I'm not bashing Open Source either, cause you can give anything you want, for free, to anyboby, if you want! Har,Har,FAIL

Help

Please stop - I'm beginning to get a sore jaw now, classic!

@Jimbo 7

Eeek - it's called sarcasm, maybe I'm not very good at it. Anyway, with lifetime costs, solar panels can't compete with Grid Power and batteries can't compete with anything I can put in a fuel tank - I done the math. Maybe some day though. I just don't like Yahoo!

EM Launch

Cool - floating military airport is a great idea! As for EM launch - I suppose you'd need a freaking serious amount of electrons and copper cable for that! It actually might be on ok idea - maybe assist launch into orbit one day with reduced fuel payload? Anyway, will it do Philadelphia Experiment and launch me through space and time, or just stop my wristwatch exactly at the start of tea break, forever?