What about the spirit level
I love the spirit level in the TV Adverts, it looks great, it's ingenius.
But, the iphone costs how much to replace, a spirit level from B&Q costs 99p.
Can you imagine it, your building a brick wall, brick dust and cement everywhere and you can't find the level... Just get the iphone out of your pocket.
Or perhaps more practical for the twats that own one, you have just twatted the Lambo and the frame's a bit out of shape. Just gaffer tape the iphone to it and get the sledgehammer!
Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!