* Posts by Mark

19 posts • joined 4 May 2007

12 of the best... mice

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@ Shaun (WTF????)

But a list of the 12 best drivers wouldn't have anyone German who drove a red car...

Snacker discovers Nokia phone in crisp packet

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Stop

& Madrak

It's because they are, will be, and always have been 'crisps'.

Stop, for American "English"

Philips prices up 21:9 ratio 'cinema' TV

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@ Useless gimmick

Not at all, this will give me the excuse I need to buy my entire movie collection all over again!

I just can't understand people torrenting.

Pirate Bay prosecutor tosses infringement charges overboard

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How many ISPs

Have we seen advertising something like "Upgrade to this, you can download music or video faster"

Would you know a base station if you saw one?

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Coat

"Dead spot"

Shouldn't that be for Dixons?

Unofficial fix issued for Vista networking flaw

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Random disconnects

I find switching off my wireless card then back on again results in a reconnect 99% of the time on my Toshiba.

Still a massive pain in the backside though, and why I mostly use XP still (and I'd have to admit that I like Vista, I don't have any other problems when using it)

Fossett aircraft contains 'minimal' human remains

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@ AC

Don't worry about the next few days, you already do.

Apple slapped for dodgy ads

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Black Helicopters

@ Webster

"...every banking site I've ever tried..."

So you, Webster Phreaky, have an iPhone?

I think I need to go and lie down.

Black helicopter: Where's the real Webster Phreaky?

Another 60 days' free MobileMe service, madam?

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Stop

MobileMe

I've no interest in this service. But I still have it available in control panel, thanks to the latest iTunes. QuickTime and the constant nagging about Safari were bad enough - anybody want to buy a used iPod?

BOFH: Burying the hatchet

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@ Kevin Gurney

That'd be "too busy" then?

ColorWare's colourful iPhone 3G

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@ AC Re: One Word

Yes, because a world filled with the kind of loser that "needs" a customised iphone as a conversation piece is not a dull & boring place

Virgin exhibits coconut-powered flying jumbo

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Coat

No use for aircraft...

...Coconuts are non-migratory

Ofcom cracks down on London pirates

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Stop

We could stop all this criminal activity...

...with the simple introduction of biometric ID cards

Man takes old iPhone box, builds film camera

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Coat

Will we be seeing...

... an Apple Macro?

UK men would stay out of bed for 50in plasma telly

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What are you reading for....

Girl: "Did you see ...... last night?"

Me: "I don't own a tv"

(incredulous) Girl: "What do you DO?"

Actual conversation at work today.... Depressing, isn't it?

Mobile phone users should drive faster says prof

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Jobs Horns

re: Speed up England!

Funnily enough, I was following a car at 55mph on an A road just last night when without warning the guy hits the brakes hard, despite there clearly being nothing ahead of him.

Nothing coming the other way so I passed rather than do likewise, and as I sailed past I was thinking "'phone", but there didn't appear to be one. He was actually slowing for the "safety" camera...

(Steve Jobs because I see drivers all the time now selecting tracks on their iPods).

Microsoft UK cracks another head over grey software

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@ Sampler

Surely at current MS exchange rates, that's a million pounds?

China spots 42 new glaciers

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@ Daniel Bennett

North Polar ice cap maybe, but the South Polar ice cap is non-migratory

Was Gerry Adams in the IRA? Don't ask Wikipedia

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Self correcting?

Surely the best kind of self-correcting process is to get facts right BEFORE publishing? Or is that old fashioned?

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