* Posts by Sean Timarco Baggaley

1038 publicly visible posts • joined 8 May 2009

Ultimate bacon sarnie scrap starts to sizzle

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: Tea? FFS

I worked in construction for a short period and I can assure you, the formula goes thus:

Breakfast, or Lunch:

Bacon—this is surprisingly easy: fry, or grill, according to taste. There's no accounting for it, so there'll never be an ISO Bacon Standard.

Bread—sliced, white. Its purpose is to stop the grease from getting all over your fingers. It's a container that should taste of as little as possible. Like a soft, absorbent, somewhat spongy, form of water.

Butter—some, but not too much. Its purpose is to keep the bacon from falling out of its sliced-bread container.

Tea—comes in two varieties:

- In a plastic cup, from a machine in the site office, or,

- in a slightly chipped mug from the nearest greasy spoon café to the work site.

Add sugar to taste.

In the case of the machine-generated tea, continue to add sugar until plastic stirrer remains upright.

Condiments—according to taste, but should only ever be applied thinly. If you wanted to taste the ketchup instead of the bacon, you should have ordered tomato soup.

Salad—only if you have been advised to go on a diet by some killjoy with a degree and no f*cking clue what it's like working halfway up a half-finished block of flats in the middle of winter. Or the wife. (Girlfriends lack sufficient rank.)

See? Easy.

There is life after the death of Microsoft’s Windows 8 Start button

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: Jesus Christ on toast.

"Most people hate trackpads, one of the first laptop add-ons purchased is a mouse."

Ah, anecdata plucked from thin air. I haven't used a mouse in over a year now and I sure as hell don't miss it.

People who "hate" trackpads don't actually hate them. They just hate change. Their loss. Especially if they're then going out and buying an accessory that offers them less control and more RSI.

"As for getting people to use keyboard shortcuts, about 50% of users still use a mouse to move between fields on the screen, and click OK, even after being shown how to use tab and enter, they use the mouse clicks for cut and paste instead of ctrl-c ctrl-v."

So this "50%" of people you claim (without any sources) still use a mouse. So what? Their inefficiency and unwillingness to learn how to use a tool that is part of their job is hardly Apple or Microsoft's fault. And, do note, both companies still support the point-and-click option too.

"The trouble with keyboard shortcuts is lack of consistency in applications..."

Apple have very strict guidelines about GUIs in applications. Your app can even be rejected from their App Stores if you fail to adhere to them. Microsoft also have a series of guidelines, though they're nowhere near as anal about them.

On Windows, CTRL+P is usually "Print", CTRL+O is "(File) Open"; CTRL+S is "Save", and so on. (On OS X, just swap the "CTRL" with "CMD".) Need to change a Windows application's settings? "Tools > Options..." On OS X, it's the "Preferences..." command in the menu named after the application itself—shortcut: (CMD+comma key).

Good application developers, who don't treat support as a primary revenue stream, do go for consistency, although Microsoft themselves do like to try new ideas every now and then. (Their "ribbon" UI is far, far better than the previous icon-heavy toolbars, even for Office veterans like myself who remember using MS Word for DOS.)

The File, Edit, Tools, Windows and Help menus are usually handled pretty consistently as those are menus Visual Studio will often create for you if you use one of its application project templates. If you opt for the Ribbon UI, you can make your application fit that model consistently too.

There are exceptions though: many graphics tools, like 3d studio max, Maya, etc., are cross-platform and either roll their own GUI and pretend the OS's native one doesn't exist, or they use the godawful Qt library. (I sincerely hope Qt dies a horrible, painful, slow death. It's responsible for some truly awful UIs.) If your work relies on such applications, I can understand the frustration, but nothing Microsoft can do will change that, so Windows 8's GUI changes are an irrelevance in such arguments.

I've also used enough GNU / Linux applications to know nobody in that community can even spell "consistency", let alone apply it.

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Re: Jesus Christ on toast.

"So you're saying that every school in the UK (possibly the world?) is a niche market?"

Yes. They even have their own dedicated suppliers, who specialise solely in the education sector. Ever heard of Research Machines? Schools and colleges are almost the definition of a niche market.

"Are you saying that the vast majority of employers with fleets of business desktops (multi-monitor desktops at that) are about to fall off the face of technology acceptance?"

You can plug external monitors into a laptop just as easily as you can plug one into a desktop.

However, anyone who claims that the "vast majority" of employers have "multi-monitor desktops" clearly hasn't seen the inside of the vast majority of office buildings.

Sean Timarco Baggaley
WTF?

Jesus Christ on toast.

Microsoft have been fiddling with the "Start Menu" since Windows 98. Almost every release of Windows after Windows 95 has made some changes to it. Even the world 'Start' has been removed from the button, a change that happened in Windows Vista.

That screen with the tiles? That IS the bloody Start Menu! All Windows 8 has done is remove a completely unnecessary button as everyone knows where the damned menu is by now. I think 17 years is plenty of time to learn, don't you?

For those complaining about having to remember keyboard shortcuts: that's how ALL GUIs are intended to be used!

You start out as a newbie, mousing around and bumping into new features, learning them, and gradually becoming familiar with the system. See how Windows add underscores to a letter in each menu title, and has similar underscores under a letter in each menu command? That system—the "ALT+F, O" for accessing the "File > Open" command—dates right back to the days when MS-DOS was still king. It's the "Common User Access" standard, created by IBM.

In addition to that CUA system, Windows also supports direct shortcuts, like "CTRL+O" (for the same "File > Open" command).

Apple never adopted the CUA standard, so the direct shortcuts are all it has. On the other hand, Apple's keyboards have always had three modifiers, rather than just the CTRL and ALT keys found on pre-Windows 95 keyboards. (In addition, Macs have always let you re-bind any menu shortcut, in any application, to any keyboard combination you desire. Yes, even before OS X; this has been a standard feature of Macs since the 1980s.)

You are SUPPOSED to learn these! Mastering keyboard shortcuts is the key to getting the most out of a GUI. If you have been using computers for years, but are still using the mouse for everything, you are doing it wrong. End of story. Seriously, there are university textbooks on this and everything. It really is a known science, not some dark art. This isn't just how Microsoft design their GUIs, it also informs Apple's own GUI design choices.

Oh yes: the reason for that "ModernUI" interface and all the focus on multi-touch and trackpads? The mouse is dead.. Kiss the WIMP / desktop metaphor goodbye, because 75% of all Macs and Windows PCs sold in the last few years have NOT been traditional desktops with separate displays, mice and keyboards, but laptops. With trackpads Almost all laptops released these past couple of years support multi-touch gestures too now, although Windows 7 never made much use of them. Windows 8, on the other hand, does.

If you have one of those traditional desktop systems—some of you here have even mentioned multiple displays—then you'd better get used to being a niche market. And not at some distant time in the future, but now. Today. You literally aren't the target market any more.

Mornington Crescent

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Right, I'm back! I'd give it a few minutes if I were you.

And I'd definitely give the fish course a miss.

Where were we? Ah yes: Grange Hill. Nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there. (Mr. Bronson. Mrs. McCluskey. Pills. Not a good combination. I'm still having therapy.)

I think I'll make use of the Travaglia Manoeuvre, which should get me to...

>> CLICKETY! <<

Oh him? He's my boss. Bit the worse for wear, I'm afraid. I don't what he was drinking.

Great Scott! I appear to have accidentally violently torn off my boss' glasses and hurled them onto that nice, shiny, rail over there. Yes, that one there, sitting on top of the shiny white ceramic mountings.

Give me a moment while I push him off help him down to track level while nobody's looking...

>> BZZZEEEEERT! <<

Why no, officer! I have absolutely no idea what he was thinking!

The CCTV cameras were conveniently on the blink, were they? Gosh! How unfortunate!

No, no, no, officer! I swear, he stumbled, dropped his glasses and, before I could say anything, the poor fellow had leapt down from the platform to fetch them!

Where was I? Ah yes:

East Finchley!

Dragon Naturally Speaking Premium 12 voice recognition software review

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Siri and OS X's speech recognition uses servers running software developed by...

... Nuance.

Nuance's free iOS [url=http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dragon-dictation/id341446764?mt=8]Dragon Dictate[/url] app predates both the OS X dictation and Siri features by a year or two, so may well have been something of a testbed for their cloud-based speech recognition software.

Mac users therefore get the dubious joy of paying £200 or so for an offline version of the software with a nice GUI. The underlying engine is the same.

Why is the iPhone so successful? 'Cause people love 'em

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: but I thought I just read that Samsung sells more phones than Apple.

Ford sell rather more cars than Bentley do, but the latter beats the former in customer satisfaction.

Customer satisfaction isn't an indicator of market share. It's an indicator of how people feel after they've made their purchase.

Boffins computerize giant cyborg cockroaches

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Methane capture. They may be animal tormentors, but at least they're eco-friendly animal tormentors.

Amazon unveils new hi-def Kindle iPad-killers

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

@Turtle_Fan:

"that makes YOU the outlier for thinking that something won't sell regardless of how low its price is."

Sorry, how much of the desktop market does GNU / Linux have again? Last time I checked, Ubuntu, Mint, etc. were all being offered for free.

Clearly price isn't the only factor, as you appear to be implying.

The world's first Windows Phone 8 hands on – what's it like?

Sean Timarco Baggaley
WTF?

Re: Disappointing

"I guess Apple most certainly won't lose any sleep over these phones."

I don't think Nokia give a damn whether Apple lose any sleep over this. Apple aren't their competition. Apple are only interested in the high-end market and couldn't give a toss about anything else.

Nokia are aiming at Android licensees. HTC, LG, Samsung, etc.

Most Android users are still stuck with the v2.x releases which really do look like a blind man's attempt at copying iOS. The Lumias are different enough to stand out from that "me-too" crowd while still offering good features at a decent price. (And they're big and colourful, which seems to go down well the fairer sex, most of whom have handbags and therefore don't care if it's too big for a pocket.)

Worse still, and despite claims to the contrary, Android doesn't have an ecosystem. The correct term for what Android has is "an unholy mess".

If Microsoft can get their ecosystem working—this time, they'll have Windows 8 and Windows 8 RT to punt, as well as a proper App Store—Android could very well be in big trouble.

Bruce Willis didn't Buy Hard: His girls can't inherit his iTunes

Sean Timarco Baggaley
WTF?

Weird.

All my music tracks in iTunes are DRM-free. I can copy them to another computer and they'll play just fine.

Methinks someone is protesting too much. (And as for the frothing, spittle-flecked commentards in this thread: seriously? iTunes' music has been DRM-free for [i]years[/i]. It's utterly trivial to move the files around. (And for those whining about iTunes' habit of moving files around: you do know you can switch that off in the preferences, right?)

The Daily Mail has failed epically at basic fact-checking yet again. As, it seems, has The Register, which I thought was rather better at that sort of thing.

Cook's 'values' memo shows Apple has lost its soul

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

"The company itself got its start from copying the GUI system developed at Xerox PARC."

Aaaand that's where the article writer's ignorance, bias, or flagrant link-baiting kicks in.

Seriously? This mythical "They stole it all from PARC" bollocks again?

Apple paid Xerox for access to the work at PARC in the form of shares! There was no "copying" here, unless you sincerely believe "paying Xerox for the right to develop some of the GUI R&D at PARC" is "copying". If Xerox kept those shares, they'll have made hundreds of millions of dollars on the deal by now. Far more than they ever made by sitting on all that research and doing practically bugger all of any real use with it.

Apple even hired many of the people working at PARC at the time—Xerox clearly didn't mind as they didn't turn around and sue anyone—including the likes of Jef Raskin who went on to be very influential in GUI design over his lifetime; iOS owes more than a little to his "zooming UI" concept.

Also, Apple existed long before they developed their Lisa and Mac designs. Their Apple II series had precisely sod all to do with PARC's work. None. And it, too, was very successful. In fact, it provided the financial cushion needed to keep the Mac on the market long enough to make any real impact. (The first Macs weren't a roaring success; it took them a couple of goes to hit the right technology : cost ratio.)

Either you knew this, and deliberately revived that long-disproven myth to get a rise out of your readership—in which case, it clearly worked—or you didn't, in which case, why the hell are you writing about a topic you know so little about?

Apple are not perfect. They have made many missteps over the years—even Jobs and Ive got it wrong on more than one occasion ("G4 Cube" anyone?)—but "copying PARC's research" isn't one of them, and never was.

The Register has been many things, but it seems to be rapidly turning into the IT world's equivalent of FOX News. You could be so much better than this.

Hotel keycard firm issues fixes after Black Hat hacker breaks locks

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: Free Fix!!!

"Here's free fix, get a high backed chair, and tip it 45deg, with the top edge under the handle..."

Or you could just throw the bolt. If you're in the room already, you will be the burglar's biggest problem, not the lock.

In any case, it's even easier to break into a hotel room by simply masquerading as one of the hotel's own staff. Pick up master keycard when you arrive. Burgle away to your heart's content. Job done, and no need to splash out a five-figure sum on a keycard hacking system.

Going viral 9,500 years ago: 'English descended from ancient Turkey'

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: So I'm descended from an ancient turkey?

No, only the language.

People don't seem to realise that the British Isles weren't so much "invaded" by the Celts, Romans, Angles, Saxons and Normans as "taken over" by them. What were considered major battles at the time often consisted of just a single percentage of the land's actual population. What happened was that a band of thugs came over, beat up the resident thugs, and took over the reins of power, imposing their own cultural preferences on their subjects.

The Ancient Britons spoke a language very similar, but not identical, to Welsh for the most part, although there would have been some very strong variations in accent and dialect even back then due to the lack of good communications. (Think of the difference between Geordie, Scouse, Brummie, etc. today. And those exist despite the invention of mechanised travel and both radio and TV.) Similarly, when the Romans "invaded" and usurped the land from the Ancient Britons, the Celtic cultures slowly faded away in favour of the Roman one.

That does not mean millions of Italians came to England and kicked all the locals into Wales. Instead, the cultural changes spread organically throughout the land—in part, because running water, underfloor heating, sewage and other infrastructure, and very lucrative trade, were a major step up from the cold, muddy, Celtic stockaded villages full of hovels they replaced.

The locals simply compared what they had with the new options made available to them and decided to trade up.

The Welsh and Scottish Highlands proved a major obstacle to the Romans and so saw very little Roman influence, which is how the Celtic culture remained in that neck of the woods. The Romans didn't bother invading Ireland at all. The Romans never entirely conquered the south-west of England either.

Modern Welsh is not the same language as old Welsh. It includes some influences from the later invaders of England, including a number of adapted loan words, but it does retains the Celtic base-20 counting system that didn't disappear entirely from the English language until well into the 18th Century. ("Four score and seven years ago...") Modern French still retains that component, hence their bizarre counting system. ("Quattre-vingt-dix" for "90". In Belgium and Canada, they just say "novante". In Italian, it's "novanta".)

When the Romans left, the power vacuum led to the rise of Angle and Saxon influence from what is now northern Germany. The feudal system meant that all the commoners saw was a change of ownership at the local manor or castle. Naturally, the newcomers imposed their own cultural values on the natives.

And then came the French Vikings in 1066. Old French is the source of most of English's Latin influences. Old English was basically a dialect of Frisian up to that point. Italian itself didn't really enter the picture until the Renaissance era, but that only really affected some arts and crafts rather than embedding itself right into the heart of the language. It was a brief Victorian fad for all things Latin that changed "fall" into "autumn". Italy didn't even exist as a single country back then.

(Incidentally, the common military term for a "war game" right up until WW1 was "kriegspiel". The British Royal Family is German and there was a very strong pro-German culture up to that time as a result. The Saxe-Coburg and Gotha family changed its name to "Windsor" in 1917 due to the anti-German propaganda of the time.)

"Sabato"—literally "Sabbath"—is the Italian word for Saturday today. But "Saturday" itself derives from "Saturn's Day" and came from the Normans. (Italians use "Domenica" instead of "Sunday", which is another word derived from the country's most famous religion: It translates approximately to "Day of Our Lord" and shares the same root as "Domini".)

The above shows just how far Christianity influenced the Italian language. (The Papal States had a lot to do with it.) But that religion clearly didn't impose similar changes beyond the Italian peninsula. Instead, early Christian missionaries preferred to adapt to the existing customs, so the old Norse weekday names remained.

And that's just one tiny aspect of how languages change over time. It's a very, very complex subject.

Jury awards Apple $1bn damages in Samsung patent case

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: I completely disagree

@CmdrX3:

This lawsuit began over two years ago and was in regard to Samsung's products at that time. Android was still essentially a blatant iOS clone at the time, which didn't help. Its GUI only really started down its own (visually less derivative) path with the v3.x and v4.x releases, but most Android users are still on that 2.x series even today, so Apple's point still stands.

For those who insist that software != hardware, bear in mind that Apple's design philosophy does NOT separate the two: the software GUI is considered an integral part of the entire product design. Apple are a hardware company, not a software company. Their software is just another component, like a GPU or a display panel. THAT is where Samsung's lawyers kept going wrong: assuming that laypeople could tell where the hardware ends and the software begins. That's a nerd distinction. I've had to deal with customers who genuinely believed their PC was running an operating system called "Windows Office".

As far as most non-IT people are concerned, the device's design includes both its hardware and its software. If your device is a rectangular slab of glass with a button on edge, and rows of square-ish icons on its screen, they're really going to struggle to spot the difference.

Just ask Samsung's own lawyers, if you don't believe me.

Stop artificially separating hardware and software components in a device. It really helps when trying to argue design issues. Samsung copied Apple. They've admitted it repeatedly: there's even a bloody document that says it was policy at the time to copy every feature from Apple's devices.

And Steve Jobs never, ever, made any secret of the fact that Apple had patented their research and development to the hilt. He even said as much in the presentation for the original iPad's launch.

Note, too, that Apple are NOT suing Motorola over their keyboard-dock-and-tablet Transformer devices. Nor are they going after a number of other, financially easier, targets. Because most of Samsung's fellow Android licensees are NOT just slavishly copying the iPad and iPhone. They're actually creating some original products.

*

On a completely separate note: Apple haven't been responsible for Java on OS X since the release of OS X "Lion" (v10.7, which was released in summer last year.) Neither OS X 10.7, nor the just-released 10.8 ("Mountain Lion") include a Java VM any more. The responsibility for patching and maintaining Java is Oracle's.

Want a Windows 8 Start Button? Open source to the rescue!

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: Mouse travel

Also: OS X supports adding keyboard shortcuts to any menu item in any application as standard.

Power users therefore assign such shortcuts to commands they use most often and therefore hardly ever have to touch the mouse or trackpad anyway. (The user-defined shortcuts appear in the menus automatically—you don't even have to quite the application—and, yes, it'll work with Microsoft's apps too. It's a built-in feature of the Cocoa API; developers don't have to do anything to support it.)

When I use Windows, I find I prefer its CUA-derived keyboard support. I find [ALT]+F(ile) > O(pen) much easier to remember than seemingly arbitrary combinations of modifier keys and random letters for the more direct command shortcuts. The CUA system has the advantage of being (a) universal: any menu command can be accessed using this system, even if it lacks a direct shortcut; (b) consistent in every properly designed application, and (c), it's very easy to learn. Especially if your memory works best with spatial data.

This is one area where Apple did the right thing: their keyboards have had three modifier keys since the first Mac was launched. MS-DOS had just CTRL and ALT, while Windows 95 added that Windows Logo key. The latter has quite a few system-wide shortcuts linked to it that most people know nothing about, but I've never seen it used directly in applications, so it's basically wasted. Which is a shame, really.

It'll be interesting to see where Apple take this with OS XI. I suspect they'll ditch the ancient desktop metaphor entirely with that one. And Microsoft clearly want their developers to move towards Metro instead of the traditional desktop interface too.

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: Mouse travel

"So I'm wondering is this a problem for frequent Mac users, something they'd like addressed even, or do you just get used to it?"

Actually, that menu is a lot easier to get at than the Windows ones: the pointer can't go beyond the edge of the screen at that point—unless you've deliberately rearranged a multi-monitor set up to do so. Which would be weird. That menu is, in effect, infinitely "tall" as a result, so you just fling the pointer in the general direction of the menu item you want and you're done.

On Windows, the menus are below the title bar, so you have to be a lot more precise.

(Incidentally, there are books on all this. It's a known science.)

One thing that Windows 8 is doing is playing catch-up with Apple's move away from the increasingly archaic WIMP system. The mouse is a particularly annoying peripheral: it's the biggest cause of RSI, for a start. Furthermore, the vast majority of traditional computers sold today are laptops, not desktops. Optimising the GUI for (multi-touch) trackpads makes a lot of sense in that context. Apple already offer their standalone Bluetooth trackpad with their iMacs now. Microsoft's "Surface" tablet keyboard cover also appears to include a trackpad below the keys (though it's not always obvious in the pictures).

For those who have a desktop computer, you can always buy a Wacom tablet that also supports multitouch gestures. Such gestures haven't been brilliantly supported on Windows 7, but Windows 8 seems to do a better job. (Apple's "Magic Trackpad"* isn't officially supported on Windows and is a bit pricey anyway. The Wacom alternative does more for roughly the same price.)

Kiss that plastic rodent goodbye, because it's not going to be around much longer. And good riddance, frankly.

* (You'd never have guessed Steve Jobs had a seat on Disney's board of directors.)

Foxconn certified as good employer, rights groups disagree

Sean Timarco Baggaley

"Apple must..."

Why are Apple being singled-out here? Apple aren't even Foxconn's biggest customer for f*ck's sake!

Who the hell do people think Nokia, Dell and HP get their stuff made? Narnia?

New nuclear fuel source would power human race until 5000AD

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: Yes

"How many more disasters before you work out that ANY non-trivial industry is not inherently safe and never will be as long as we allow humans to design, build and control them?"

There, fixed that for you.

Number of people killed by renewable electricity generation at Vajont, in 1963: over 2000.

Entire towns and villages were literally wiped off the map. Entire families killed. In some villages, nothing at all remained to even suggest a village had stood there.

And that's just ONE example of how other, non-nuclear, industries can fucking things up on a truly monumental scale.

Now, let's look at coal-fired power stations. How about this trivial little incident? What about the Piper Alpha disaster? Or the Deepwater Horizon? How much do you think has been spent so far on the oil spillages that cost billions of dollars, and many, many years, to clean up?

Here's a hint: they're still cleaning up after the Exxon Valdez, which occurred [i]over 22 years ago.[/i] Yes, it'll take 30 years to clean up after Fukushima, but one of the reasons for it is that there was also a major, far more harmful, earthquake and tsunami in the same area too. Unlike the Fukushima structures, most of the surrounding residential homes were destroyed. Which, incidentally, is one of the reasons why many are in no particular hurry to return as they have nothing to return [i]to.[/i]

What about the Aberfan mining waste landslide in Wales that wiped out almost an entire school full of children?

What about the Bhopal disaster (over 12000 dead)?

And you weirdoes still think nuclear power is still "inherently worse" than coal, hydroelectric or oil and gas? We know how to handle nuclear waste: subduction zones would do it for peanuts. Breeder reactors will let us recycle the fuel multiple times, making it much more cost-effective too.

But none of that stuff can happen until the vocally ignorant stop spreading so much idiotic FUD.

As for the decommissioning of nuclear power stations: how much do you think it costs to sort out a contaminated brownfield site that was once an oil refinery or chemical plant?

Energy generation is an industry. All forms of energy production have their whole-life costs. When all those offshore wind farms become life-expired, do you think dismantling them and towing their carcasses back to the mainland for recycling—and an awful lot of landfill—will be free?

If you're going to apply such high standards to the nuclear energy industry, you'd better have a bloody good reason for not applying equally high standards to every other form of electricity generation.

Sex rating Facebook page publishers jailed

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: Willing to be flamed for this, but.....

"If freedom of speech means I can say what I like, and offend who I like, can I post rascist comments on the Reg?"

No. Your rights and freedoms are inherently limited to public areas and your own property.

The Register's forums are NOT a public space; they're akin to a company's office entrance lobby or meeting room. You have no more "right" to go on a racist rant on these forums than you have to enter the offices of PIXAR and rant away in their cafeteria. Doing either of those will get you very forcibly ejected. With extreme prejudice.

Because owners of private property DO have a right to tell you to f*ck off. It's their space, not yours.

This is something that many people who post on internet forums need to understand. Any forums that have terms of use that you agreed to have every right to enforce those terms. You don't get to claim "Freedom of Speech!" as an excuse for bad behaviour.

Every action has consequences, the freedom to say whatever you wish included. You can shout "FIRE!" in a crowded theatre—that's your freedom right there. But that freedom ends at the point where it impacts upon the freedoms of others; it's therefore the theatre owners' equally valuable right to have you arrested and charged for the consequences of your action.

The Facebook page in the original article is an interesting case: the posters themselves could theoretically be prosecuted too, but it'd be a legal nightmare: many posts will have been made by underaged users who can't be held to the Facebook terms of service anyway. Trawling through every post and trying to find out legally admissible information about them would, in any case, take ages and cost a fortune.

However, the Facebook page itself is also subject to those terms of service and THAT is why they are facing jail. Facebook is not a "public" space; it's a private service.

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Re: Willing to be flamed for this, but.....

@Arclight: "Freedom of Speech does not equal freedom to be a complete dick."

Actually, yes. It does. It'd be rather pointless if it didn't.

What it doesn't mean is "Freedom from consequences."

"do you really see nothing wrong with comments of a sexual nature about 13 year old girls?"

I do, but as the mainstream media have been shovelling the "young" = "sexy" meme down our throats for generations, I can't say I'm particularly surprised. Have you seen what can be found on YouTube lately?

Wouldn't you rather have people tell you what they really think and believe, or would you prefer they kept it all secret and never, ever, let on why they passed you over for promotion yet again? I'd rather racists and the like felt free to express their beliefs; at least I'll know where I stand. (Don't like "coloureds" working for you? No problem! Just slap a notice up to that effect and I won't even waste my time applying. Your loss!)

What I do NOT want is the anodyne "political correctness" bollocks that have been imposed on society by a very vocal minority of holier-than-thou Mary Whitehouses over the last few decades. How the hell are we supposed to make informed decisions when people are so terrified of saying what they genuinely believe? How are we supposed to root out ignorance when political correctness goes out of its way to hide it?

And, of course, how do you know whether any of the comments about underage girls aren't from other underage children? Facebook is, I believe, rather popular with the youth of today.

News Ltd's Australian chief demands copyright overhaul

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Re: @Sean Tell him to go fuck himself.

@Frank ly:

"Yes there is, due to very old laws against ....... counterfeiting."

You do realise that "counterfeiting" IS an Intellectual Property law, right? I'm half-Italian. Italy is the country that invented banking—one of Italy's banks has been around since 1472. And no, that's not a typo. The concept of Intellectual Property has existed for a very, very long time.

Money has value solely because a government says so. Otherwise, it's just some fancy paper and pretty tin coins. The more digital our economies become—the more reliant they are on computers and virtualisation of that physical currency—the easier it is to "counterfeit" that money. After all, if I simply add more numbers to my bank balance, I'm not "stealing" anything. I'm just changing a field in a database record.

Who am I "hurting" by doing that? What physical, tangible damage am I causing?

Accountancy practices are the financial world's DRM. They exist to make damned sure I can't just change that field in that database record without someone noticing and giving me hell for it.

(Although, no matter how good their "Accountancy" DRM is, it's not 100% reliable. Just ask Nick Leeson.)

My point was that the very concept of Intellectual Property is a cornerstone of our cultures and societies. It goes way beyond mere Copyright. The moral right for authors to be credit for their own works has existed for centuries—long before modern Copyright Law existed.

That corporations have repeatedly twisted democratically elected governments' arms to extend their copyright protection coverage is neither here nor there: every law can be abused. The correct solution is to stop that abuse, not to throw away an otherwise perfectly good law.

A key part of the counterfeiting problem in the entertainment industries is that it's just so much easier than trying to buy a lot of the stuff legally. Not that the likes of iTunes and Google Play don't exist at all, but they're often having to operate with one hand tied behind their back due to the onerous contracts imposed on them by the media conglomerates. Territoriality is a major issue, for example. I can fly (or drive) to any EU country—and even Switzerland—and walk into a store. In that store, I can buy any DVD or BluRay disk I want. I can buy any music CD I want. But can I open up the French iTunes store from my home here in Italy and do the same thing? Nope!

The only way I can watch Doctor Who here is on the BBC's iPlayer Global app. But that only has archive material—and surprisingly random choices of it at that, such as Season 4 of the "new" Doctor Who, but none of the other seasons!

No wonder many Europeans resort to torrents. Most of them learn English in school anyway, so it's not as if they don't understand what's going on.

But NONE of the above has ANYTHING AT ALL to do with Copyright Law, or the concept Intellectual Property itself. It has EVERYTHING to do with stupid, conservative, terrified CEOs and politicians making very dumb, idiotic decisions that will only do them more harm than good.

Again: explain to us why Disney's desire to extend Copyright for their products is the fault of the law itself and not the lawmakers in Washington D.C.? (Seriously, have you seen some of the morons currently trying to get elected in November? I didn't think anyone could top G. W. Bush for staggering incompetence and wilful ignorance. Clearly, I was very, very wrong.)

A law is a tool. It can be used for good. It can be used for ill. The law does not make that choice for you. If a law is being abused, blame the politicians who are abusing it.

(Also: "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance", etc. Before getting into bed with Google, who would love nothing more than to abolish Copyright entirely, perhaps you should make damned sure you have all the information you need to make a genuinely informed decision.)

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Re: Some thoughts for Mr Williams

1) You are not entitled to dictate when, how and in what formats the fruits of others' labours are to be distributed. That's the creators' prerogative. It's called "Copyright" for a reason; look it up. (Hint: the clue's in the name.)

2.) Good luck finding all the contact details for the estates of actors, producers, directors, etc.—many of whom will have died long ago—and getting the necessary waivers and permissions to do this. You don't get to just rip up a contract unilaterally just because something happened that your lawyers didn't predict 30-40 years ago.

There's also the small matter of paying to convert it all to the required formats. DigiBeta tape players aren't exactly easy to find, nor is the restoration work needed to bring a lot of older archive material up to reasonable standards. Have a good read of this site. The amount of work they put into restoring archive material is astonishing—including the development of reverse standards conversion software, video emulation software and even recolouring tools, to restore grotty old recordings of Doctor Who episodes.

Restoration work might seem over the top, but remember: good quality video compresses a hell of a lot better than bad quality video. Same goes for film recordings.

And, yes, the BBC have publicly stated that they really do intend to put all their own archive material online over the next few years. But, of course, they haven't been producing all their own programming since the 1990s, when John Birt screwed the BBC over and forced them to broadcast content produced by outside companies. (This is why many programmes the BBC make today have idents from production companies like Hat Trick, Celador and Endemol. The BBC have NO rights to put those programmes up online; they're just the broadcaster, not the content owner.)

3.) Define "realistic". I've seen 79-cent applications for Android devices on BitTorrent sites. Everyone wants great stuff for free. Do you prefer subscription? A pay-per-view model? The iTunes pay-per-programme model? What? And how much is a "realistic" price for you? Some people may be happy to pay £1.99 for an episode of, say, Tom Baker-era Doctor Who, but others might not be interested in paying more than £0.79 / episode. Who's right? And who are YOU to decide what is "realistic"? Bear in mind that just hosting all that content is going to cost a serious amount of cash. ISPs don't just give their bandwidth and server space away for free, you know.

4.) Why the hell would you want to be able to transfer content to an obsolete optical disk format? This is hardly a common use case. Many people will just stream it to their internet-connected TV by the time this kind of content is finally made available.

5.) Many content creators hold you, the faux-entitled, in contempt too. Artists and producers are people too, you know. The managers of corporations like the BBC, Sony Pictures, Disney, etc., are legally obliged to do what their shareholders / owners tell them to. They don't get to choose NOT to make a profit.

And, in case you hadn't noticed, [b]iTunes exists[/b], and has done for years now. The BBC has their iPlayer / iPlayer Global apps (as well as a firm commitment to release their own archive material). Even Amazon, Hulu, Netflix, etc. have been offering music, videos, movies, etc. for [b]legal download[/b] and streaming for some time. Hell, I live in Italy and can trivially access, say, Comedy Central's "The Daily Show" videos online quite legally, directly from their own website. It's not THAT hard to find legal options for your entertainment needs. So those managers and fat-cats you're whining about ARE trying to change their business models, you self-righteous dick.

What, you were maybe expecting every one of these media companies to just push some big, red, magical button that converts every frame of celluloid, every DigiBeta tape, every 2" videotape, and every other damned archive storage medium into crisp digital MP4 files overnight? This is a transitional period. Transitions take time. Give them a bloody chance!

Unfortunately, despite the existence of all these perfectly legal sources of entertainment, people STILL insist on claiming that BitTorrent and file lockers are their only viable source. As if the world owes them every piece of entertainment ever made, right now, this instant.

Get a sense of proportion, for crying out loud. There are people DYING out there, of hunger, of violence, of any number of nasty diseases. There are any number of far more important things to worry about right now. Yet you and your ilk are crusading against this? How old are you? Twelve?

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Re: Tell him to go fuck himself.

"And now this guy wants to copyright that crap?"

Er, it already IS copyrighted. Copyright applies automatically. That's the guy's point.

The problem is, and remains, enforcement of copyright law. A 10% crime rate is just about acceptable, but a 90% crime rate? Not so much. Anyone working in any industry even tangentially related to intellectual property—and please note that copyright and IP laws are not limited to mere entertainment products; patent laws also apply to pharmaceuticals, factory automation systems, electronics, and even construction machinery, for example. Copyright applies to every document produced in every corporation in the western world.

The GNU and FOSS communities also rely heavily on the existence and enforceability of IP laws too: without Copyright, none of the various versions of the GPL and its relatives are worth the liquid crystals used to display them. You might as well be placing your work in the Public Domain. Bye-bye Linux!

Copyright laws do need to be updated to take new technologies and media distribution into account, but the notion that we should simply throw it all out—as you appear to be implying—is utterly idiotic. Our very economies rely on the notion of being able to own stuff we can't see or touch. Just look at the banking industry if you don't believe me: the current account you have with your bank is just a bunch of numbers on a computer's hard disk(s). It's a piece of digital property you own precisely because those IP laws exist. Without them, there's no basis for electronic banking systems. We'd have to revert back to cash economies and the gold standard.

(Except, of course, that without copyright, there's no legal impediment to just counterfeiting as much cash as you need, is there?)

If you don't have a better alternative to Intellectual Property laws, you're part of the problem, not the solution.

*

Also, I haven't owned a TV since 1996; what the hell is your excuse? Seriously, 40+ years and it never occurred to you to find the "Off" switch?

Google launches Octane JavaScript benchmark suite

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: All browsers are already good enough

@Vic 4: "You'd be surprised the demands full featured web apps can place on a browser."

Not really. I'm far more surprised by the fact so many people seriously consider a bloody web browser to be a good fit for "full featured" applications.

Work for the military? Don't be evil, says ethicist

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Dear Dr. Sparrow,

Telling other people how they should think, and attempting to impose your own morality and ethics on others, rarely ends well. Our species has a long history of people attempting to do precisely this.

Many organised religions have an explicit "Don't kill people!" rule that even their own adherents seem incapable of understanding. If they can't even understand basic sentences like that, using words with more syllables is unlikely to help.

Tens of thousands of people die every year on our roads—and many more are injured—yet nobody seems to care enough about that to do anything particularly useful about it. Compared to those numbers, a few hundred volunteer soldiers getting killed in a faraway land isn't even going to register.

Regards,

--

Me.

The cooler side of the Big Bang

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: Quantum graphity

So you're suggesting Microsoft caused the Big Bang in the first place?

That gives a whole new meaning to "Quantum Gates".

Apple now most valuable company OF ALL TIME

Sean Timarco Baggaley
WTF?

@attoman:

Really? My brain has almost no memory worth a damn, fails epically at remembering numbers long enough to do anything useful with them (e.g. addition, subtraction, remembering my own f*cking phone number, etc.) It can't remember faces at all. And about the only thing I can store for any length of time is music.

And I could have done without the dodgy eyesight too.

If the computer between my ears is the best computer, I really need to get a refund, but it turns out Deity, Inc. offers no warranty whatsoever—not even the EU-mandated minimum of two years!

At least Apple offers some half-decent customer support.

Disney sitcom says open source is insecure

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Re: freetards?

"Free Software is almost the opposite of Freetardism in that Free Software is about actively producing and sharing what you've done to others without asking for anything in return, whereas being a Freetard means taking without giving back."

You, er, might want to re-read what you wrote there. The irony is strong in this one.

If you're not asking for anything in return, why do you care whether someone gives anything back?

Also, what's so bloody wrong with just releasing your work into the Public Domain? Again: if you really aren't asking for anything in return, what's the problem? The only reason for NOT using doing that is if you DO care what others do with it and still wish to retain control. Which makes you an egotistical hypocrite.

Korean boffins discover secret to quick-charge batteries

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Re: Fast charging

Strange. I don't see any British car manufacturers owning controlling interests in their US counterparts. Don't write-off a nation that has FIAT, multiple operational ship-yards, industrial machinery manufacturers, multiple fashion and design houses, and more. (Remember, Apple don't have the biggest market share in most of their markets, but they do rake in an awful lot of the profits. Margins are important and the fashion industry has some very, very fat margins.)

Italy has 3kW supplies (in rural areas; it's 6kW in most urban apartments) for the very simple reason that the country has very few natural resources for generating electricity itself. Almost all of Italy's energy needs are imported. Electricity is imported mainly from France, Switzerland and Austria. This is also one of the reasons why the country's economy struggles to grow even during the good times: fuel costs have a far greater effect on the costs of living than almost anything else.

Mario Monti is realising this and having to explain to his EU puppeteers why he can't achieve the impossible goals they've set him. Unlike the Brits, the Italians do save money for a rainy day and there's not much consumer debt. Most of the debt is sovereign debt: Italy's government has to build and maintain infrastructure in a land with lots of mountains, three active volcanoes, plenty of earthquakes, and an ageing population. (Oh, yes, and there's a fair bit of corruption too, but it's not as if the UK is exactly short on corrupt bastards either. Italy's are just more photogenic.)

Incidentally, the UK is also a net importer of energy now. It used to export quite a bit, but the most easily accessible natural gas fields in the North Sea have been used up and the British are now reliant on imports.

Unlike the Italians, the Brits have been profligate with their energy for generations and it's going to be a big wrench when they face the brownouts and power cuts that their ageing power infrastructure is going to force on them. The country will lose over 25% of its generation capacity within a decade and there's no sign of any new stations being ready in time to replace them.

Part of the current crisis is that multiple problems are hitting at the same time, creating a runaway cascade effect. The banks failed to do their duty. Those failures have soaked up a lot of the cash governments had intended to use for other projects that would have helped grow their respective economies. With so little money now available to grease the economic machinery, we're getting multiple seizures as the machinery jams repeatedly.

There was insufficient redundancy and resilience designed into the system. The system is therefore tearing itself apart and what we're seeing are increasingly desperate measures to keep it from breaking down completely. People—particularly politicians—naturally resist change, so wholesale replacement of the system is never considered. Instead, it's endless patch and mend, resulting in increasing bloat and poor performance.

Sound familiar?

If you think Italy's economy is going to be "donkey powered" soon, perhaps you should consider the fact that Italians are much more self-sufficient than most Brits. They're already used to living a low-energy-consumption lifestyle. They were using low-power lighting long before the concept became fashionable elsewhere. Not because they wanted to, but because they had to. Theirs is an economy of "micro-businesses" (yes, that term really does exist); there are almost no chain stores here. It's all family businesses. Their High Streets still have traditional butchers, grocers, you name it.

They'll be picking themselves up far more quickly than the British will, because they won't have anywhere near as far to fall.

Flash Player to vanish from Android store on Wednesday

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

And all this is a textbook reason why...

... a proprietary third-party technology has absolutely no place in a supposedly "open" system. All the flames, the complaints and the whining we see in these comments—and elsewhere—are entirely your own doing.

What if BBC iPlayer had relied on RealPlayer instead? Would you be quite so quick to leap to defending that technology too?

This is the exact same problem that prevents software like LibreOffice being taken seriously: too many businesses have data tied up in Microsoft's Office suite. The only way LibreOffice—or any other rival—can even hope to compete is by fully supporting the Office file formats, right down to all their quirks and foibles.

What was needed was more pressure for open standards, not mere support for plugins. Plugins in web browsers are a massive kludge, not a solution. They're used to solve problems that really shouldn't have existed in the first damned place.

Anything that superficially resembles a website, but which relies on third-party technologies like Flash, is doing not a website. It's merely a wrapper for a proprietary technology. You might as well just write a dedicated client application instead.

Flash is a closed, proprietary plugin—and a poorly written one at that. (It is still infamous for lousy performance on Macs, and always has been. Even on Windows, it's not the most efficient chunk of code.)

Note the word "closed". It's ironic how many Android fans are whining about this given that Adobe are the exact opposite of the GNU / FOSS philosophy of openness. They should be rejoicing; dancing in the streets.

Adobe's Flash has never been part of the W3C standard.

Asus Transformer Pad Infinity 64GB Android tablet review

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: nice hardware...

"the world's most popular mobile OS"

Which version of Android would that be, then? Most Android devices today are still running v2.x. ICS and Jelly Bean are both still very rare in the wild.

You're also using exactly the same "All those millions of people can't be wrong!" rhetoric that resulted in the PC's and Windows success too. After all, Windows is by far the most popular desktop OS out there, so, by your logic, it must be awesome, right?

Mere popularity implies nothing about quality. Just ask the inventors of Betamax.

Acer dishing out 16,400 cheap OLYMPIC laptops to schools

Sean Timarco Baggaley

The Acer TravelMate 6593G-944G32Mn?

A four-year-old laptop model—and an Acer piece of cheap and nasty tat at that? Refurbished? And they want HOW much for it? Seriously?

Somebody saw LOCOG coming!

@Phear46: "If its to much of a headache for the IT guys they should find another job tbh."

You've clearly never actually worked in a school. Here's a hint: most can't afford to pay for dedicated, fully-qualified, IT admin people. They often rely on volunteers to do keep whatever cheap rubbish they've been saddled with up and running. Those who were unlucky enough to be forced into a PFI (or PPP) deal with a subcontractor will instead have to deal with "£100 to change a lightbulb"-type price-gouging.

And the amount of warehouse-clearance-grade rubbish that gets "donated" to schools is astonishing. Some of it is crap not even Morgan Computers would touch, and they're not exactly picky.

Don't believe for a moment that Acer are doing this out of the goodness of their own hearts either:

1. Donating electronic goods like this lets them push back their WEEE recycling obligations. Let some future board of directors deal with it while the current CEO can point at all the money they've saved right now! Money they don't have to spend now, but which will likely be needed at some unspecified point in the future is still considered a saving by short-termists like these, so it'll be bonuses and trebles all round.

2. Donations can be set against taxes, saving Acer a lot of cash. As they've already leased this kit to LOCOG, they'll get to benefit from two sets of accounting tricks. (And it's not just Acer either.)

Not that I blame Acer for doing what the rules of the game encourage them to do, but the notion that this is going to benefit anyone but Acer is just naïve. Computers have their uses in education, but spamming kids with a bunch of ageing laptops isn't one of them.

There's not much point in giving a child a laptop if they don't have the support and infrastructure at home to make use of it. That doesn't just mean access to broadband internet—which isn't a given in East London, let alone many other parts of the UK—but also support from family. If you have a large family, it's very likely that the laptop may be the family's only computer. Poorer families will have difficulty justifying buying one for each child. That's going to add to the wear and tear on the machine and reduce its effective lifespan. If it's already four years old to begin with, and is made by a company not known for its excellent build quality, how long do you think it'll be before this token gesture becomes just another doorstop or piece of landfill?

Vodafone and pals can't kick the habit of cheap mobe prices

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: Hi, Mr. Cynical here

"Have a look at the teardowns on isuppli.com - a 16Gb iPhone 4S costs around $196 (say £125) to make. Transport costs, software licences not included."

iFixIt's tear downs conveniently ignore all the hidden costs of producing devices like these. That miniaturisation doesn't just happen. There's the R&D needed to design the hardware; the manufacturing processes, which usually change with each new model; the logistics of ensuring all the components arrive just in time, and no earlier or later; the packaging design and manufacturing; the distribution and shipping logistics, and so on. (This is why Tim Cook was hired by Jobs, incidentally. He's very, very good at solving those logistical puzzles.)

Then there's the cash spent on marketing and PR—in multiple countries. Remember those "I'm a PC / I'm a Mac" ads? The UK ads used a different pair of comedians. As did the Italians. And they were adapted and localised to account for cultural differences. Again, that's not cheap.

And that's before you get into all the faff and hassle of getting certification from the FCC, EU, China, etc., after which you THEN have to test the phones on individual operators' networks to get them to sell it on their networks.

And then there's the customer service and support infrastructure. Someone has to pay for those call centres. Someone has to pay for the infrastructure to handle the WEEE regulations too.

ALL of the above has to be paid for. ALL smartphone manufacturers have to cover these costs, not just Apple.

Finally, there's the development of iOS itself. This is something most of Apple's rivals don't have to pay for, yet they somehow manage to have no trouble charging the same—or even more—money for their devices than Apple do for their iPhones.

Odd, that.

Microsoft: It was never 'Metro,' it was always 'Modern UI'

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Re: Modern Scam they should call it instead...

Joerg hath spoken! Tremble all who disagree! Kneel before Zod Joerg!

Jesus, full of yourself, much?

For desktop users, the "Modern UI" is just a new Start Menu. That's it. It's not as if the Start Menu has never changed in the past. Everything else is the same—in fact, it's actually a bit better, smoother and faster in my experience.

For laptop users—i.e. 75%+ of the computer-buying public that isn't buying iPads and other "post-PC" devices—the Modern UI's design will finally be a step away from the ageing mouse, towards a closer integration with multi-touch track-pads that all laptops come with these days. (Yes, even Windows laptops have them now.)

And, for people who want a tablet that can do double duty as a PC, Microsoft will have you covered there too.

The mouse will become a niche input device sooner, not later. It would be moronic to continue with the anachronistic and obsolete WIMP desktop approach to GUI design.

Whether you like it or not, sir, you, and all your knee-jerking reactionary Luddite friends, are the problem, not the solution. It is your insistence on maintaining the status quo that is holding the IT industry back.

Microsoft are doing the right thing. Their "Surface" tablet may or may not succeed, but something inspired by it very probably will do extremely well in the business and enterprise markets. That's a market Microsoft know very, very well.

Even if Windows 8 doesn't quite manage to replicate Windows 7's sales, Microsoft aren't going to be waiting another 7-8 years before releasing its successor. Windows 9 therefore isn't that far away. Microsoft are very good at playing the long game.

Snap suggests Apple out to 'screw' hardware hackers

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: Does it matter?

"No, you buy premium and expect it to last longer without repair than non-premium."

Because, of course, Apple have access to Foxconn's magical, revolutionary new Zero Failures factory in Narnia.

I think you'll find that the equally expensive rival phones from, say, Samsung ("We let someone else do the R&D, so we don't have to") and their ilk are just as prone to the occasional failure.

As another poster pointed out, if your iPhone was bought in the EU, your warranty lasts 24 months. By law. There is no get-out clause Apple can use to get around that. (And, yes, that law applies in the UK as well, despite what many of the more ignorant, minimum-wage shelf-stackers at PC World may believe.)

But... you got it fixed for £17! Clearly the iPhone isn't all that hard to fix for someone with the right tools and knowledge! So what the hell is your problem? Who the hell takes their car to an expensive "official" repair centre (that is obliged to only ever use original parts!) when it's outside the warranty period? Even VW owners know better than that.

One very good reason for using weird screws and tricky manufacturing techniques is precisely so that they don't get loads of ignorant tinkerers trying to convince them their phone "just broke! Honest!" after they'd tried to pry it open and have a look inside for the sake of satiating their curiosity.

People who want to make money from repairing such products can still buy the necessary tools—as others have pointed out, it's not going to take long for a Chinese manufacturer to come up with a screwdriver head that matches this, or any other, design. Such people will likely include the chap who fixed your iPhone for less than twenty quid.

Short of completely sealing each unit and making it effectively disposable, there's not much Apple can do to prevent such repair operations. And I doubt very much that they want to go down that path as they have to abide by WEEE regulations, so repairing and recycling their products is part of their corporate duty.

Party like it's 1999: CDE Unix desktop REBORN

Sean Timarco Baggaley

"If you need to use even 16Mb RAM, I want to know why."

Triple-buffering a 2560 x 1440 pixel display requires 84 MB of RAM just for the display buffers. Most modern operating systems require the feature to provide the compositing features.

Now, using Display PDF might seem an odd choice for a GUI, but it's also the reason for OS X's ubiquitous PDF support: it's basically 'free' for developers. And this brings us to your next request:

"Give me Windows 3.1 looks, and the ability to run modern programs and then get the hell out of my way."

You're asking for mutually exclusive features: a low-footprint GUI that can run "modern programs". Modern programs rely on the rich APIs and features of modern operating systems. Operating systems aren't there for the benefit of end users: they're there for the benefit of developers. End users only ever see the pretty windows and icons—the user interface—but, as you've just shown, they don't really understand what's going on under the hood, or why operating systems are designed the way they are.

GNU / Linux distros have failed spectacularly in the consumer space precisely because the FOSS community haven't really understood the connection between that GUI and the underlying OS. If your OS forces me to jump through a thousand hoops just to get basic features into my application, why would I choose to develop for it when I can target the much more developer-friendly Windows and OS X?

OS X lets me build a complete database-driven application without writing more than a dozen or so lines of code. I could have a basic stock control application written in a week. Add another week and it'd be running on the iPad, and possibly even the iPhone too. The secret is in the Xcode IDE and the OS X (and iOS) APIs which do so much of the heavy lifting for me.

Windows leads the way here: Microsoft are, at heart, a developer tools company, not an OS company. (MS-DOS was bought in. Windows NT was the first fully home-grown OS Microsoft made.) Their operating systems are convenient packages of developer technologies and tools, with a nice GUI for end users to interact with them too. Visual Basic was arguably more of an attraction for corporate adoption of Windows 3.x than Microsoft Office: suddenly, custom business applications became a lot cheaper to build, allowing businesses to automate more tasks.

CDE is a throwback to the late '80s / early '90s approach in the UNIX community of separating everything from everything else. It's a very modular approach, so you can customise it to your own needs, but it also makes it inherently more difficult to code for if your goal is that of a consistent user experience. Which is why UNIX does so well in vertical markets where customisation is desirable—e.g. Android—yet fails badly in the consumer space where consistency and ease of development are far more important.

Your conflicting request proves my point. You literally cannot run a modern application on a 20-year-old GUI, because you can't build such applications on such flimsy foundations without expending far more effort and resources than it's worth.

Google widens search net and takes on Siri with iOS app

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: How things change

Modern speech synthesis uses a matrix of phonemes at its core. The "Siri" voice in the UK is the same as the "Daniel" voice available for OS X Lion / Mountain Lion users and is based on the voice of Jon Briggs.

Jon went into a studio some years ago and recorded 5000 phrases in a monotone voice. From those phrases, a complete set of phonemes was extracted and these are what the synthesiser plays, adding pitch and volume changes to simulate stress and intonation.

This is why, although Siri sounds a lot better than the older fully synthesised systems of old (think Prof. Stephen Hawking), we can still tell that it's a synthetic voice. When humans modulate their voices, they do so by changing a lot more than mere pitch and volume: they constrict their throat, move their tongue, lips and change mouth-shape, change how they breathe, and so on. Our ears are trained to notice these changes, so we're still in the voice synthesis equivalent of the Uncanny Valley. But we're getting pretty damned close.

Crossing the valley completely is technically feasible, but will require paying the voice artist to record those 5000 phrases multiple times, in multiple intonations and projection levels. That alone will add days to the recording process, and it'll be very, very boring. Once processed, the resulting voice phoneme set will also be much bigger—the UK "Siri" voice is a 500MB-ish download already—and that's the biggest problem. It'd take much, much longer to process the raw sample data and produce the final phoneme matrices, and it'll take up a whopping great chunk of storage space too. Realistically, computers will need to come with either much faster storage, or a lot more RAM, as standard.

First full landing site and colour pictures back from Mars

Sean Timarco Baggaley
WTF?

Re: Bobak Ferdowsi

@Stevie:

"You're British. Act like it."

They're complaining, for Cliff's sake! How much more British can they be?

France backs away from Hadopi

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Okay, maybe not porting a video-game, but an application.

(Why the hell doesn't the El Reg forum software not support editing of posts? It's an IT news website for f*ck's sake!)

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

The reason for the later releases is because most Region 2 DVDs have to be localised.

Translating a particularly dialog-heavy movie script can take days to nail down. After which you then have the problem of finding actors to dub over the original soundtrack for those countries that prefer dubbing (e.g. Italy.) And, for the remainder, you have to pay someone to put in the subtitles too, which is also rather more than a day's work.

Translation of humour is particularly difficult, so even action movies—often dialogue-light, but with a much higher quotient of quips and one-liners—can take a while. How do you translate a joke about Sylvester Stallone's famously mumbled speech, when he's going to be overdubbed by a perfectly understandable voice actor? How do you translate a one-liner about there being no "I" in "team" in a language where the equivalent word for "I" isn't even pronounced as a single letter?

The converse is also true: compare Anthea Bell and Derek Hockridge's translations of Uderzo & Goscinny's "Asterix" comics with the original French text and you'll see that many of the jokes are completely different as the original has a lot more political and social satire that simply doesn't translate. Bell & Hockridge pretty much have to rewrite the dialogue completely, retaining only the core story and plot. (Even the characters have very different names in English.)

There's a good reason why a translator will get about 50% of the royalties for a novel: they're effectively writing a new novel based closely on the original. Rather like porting a video-game in its entirety from SNOBOL into C++.

Given that all of the above costs money in addition to the cost of making the original movie, it's hardly surprising that they tend to put it off until they've seen some returns on their investments and have a good idea of what the demand will be.

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Re: RE: "Actually, given......" Yet more thumbs down?

You've basically accused every single member of the clergy (of every religion that has a "clergy") of being, effectively a bunch of paedophiles.

And then you accused them of that again when, like a spoiled ignorant child, you had the arrogance to complain about people who disagreed with your ignorant viewpoint.

I'm an irreligious atheist who has no time for organised religions in any shape or form, so I have no particular love for the clergy myself. Nevertheless, I'm not so stupid as to believe that they are all child molesters.

France's biggest Apple reseller shuts up shop

Sean Timarco Baggaley
FAIL

Re: Common law employment?

Apple weren't making computers for consumers when eBizcuss opened their doors in 1976, so how could they argue that their business blunders are Apple's fault?

That's one of the things that all business managers should understand: running your own company is a calculated risk. You don't get to blame others for your errors of judgement. There are any number of retailers all over the planet who are also Apple Authorised Resellers, but they didn't make the mistake eBizcuss did of relying so heavily on supplies from Apple. What they should have done was diversify and sell products and services that Apple customers might want, but which they wouldn't necessarily find at an Apple Store. Apple Stores have recently ditched a lot of boxed software, for example. They tend to focus on a very small range of peripherals too, so if you can offer stuff Apple can't, or won't, sell you themselves, you've got a market niche to play in.

Putting all your eggs in one basket is an idiotic business plan. eBizcuss deserved to fail.

Wikipedia collapses threatening the very fabric of civilisation

Sean Timarco Baggaley

@Moyra J. Bligh:

"I will never notice if it is gone - I consider it to be full of useless, ignorant, uniformed, inaccurate garbage."

That description would cover the entire World Wide Web, surely?

Hooper's copyright hubs - could be a big British win with BBC backing

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: Just wondering...

"How exactly would metadata help stop those dastardly "thieves" who dare to compose photos that are merely similar to others, such as in the infamous Temple Island case, for example?"

You do realise that judges are humans too, right? They're not infallible. This ridiculous ruling will—and certainly should—be overturned given that one of the core tents of Copyright Law is that you cannot copyright an idea; only its execution! The judge was wrong.

Re. The "Men At Work" case: Having heard the original folk piece as well as the "Men At Work" song, I can only assume the judge was tone deaf. The "Men At Work" song's flute riff is not the same as the nursery rhyme. It does have a similar feel and progression—the music video for the track even appears to acknowledge the nursery rhyme's influence—but there are more than enough differences between the two that anyone with reasonable musical skills should be able to tell them apart easily. I certainly can and I'm only an amateur keyboardist.

Still, such judgements are inherently subjective. And this is why we have courts.

Creative works are not "inherently derivative", however. Yes, there is no shortage of derivative works today—one of the curses of computers is that they make copying and pasting stuff very, very easy, hence all the endless remixes shite we get on each single now—but that does not make all creative works equally derivative. (Incidentally, The Fugees' "Ready Or Not" would have been a far better example for your argument: it's basically just them shouting someone else's lyrics over a slightly distorted loop of Enya's "Boadicea". That really was derivative, in every sense of the word. They didn't ask Enya's permission to use her track and she was not pleased.)

But the fact remains that the mere existence of shit does not mean everything is shit. Sturgeon's Law applies to everything, including creative works: 90% of everything is crud. But that still leaves the 10% that isn't.

Do you seriously believe that "Gulliver's Travels"—considered the Western world's first true novel—was "derivative"? If so, of what? How about games like "Pac-Man" and "Space Invaders"? Neither has an obvious predecessor that they could have been derived from.

You could argue also that Mozart, Beethoven and Bach were "derivative", because their music usually stuck to the conventions of the day. Yet Beethoven's famous "Ode To Joy" was the first time anyone had included a vocal and choral component in a symphony. Who, pray, did he derive that from?

Granted, there are often common design patterns – templates, even – that many lazier creative types love to use. The classic Hollywood movie formula is basically Vogler's "The Writer's Journey". This was most famously abused by George Lucas' first Star Wars movie—you can literally tick off each of the Archetypes in the same order as they appear in the book!

And, yes, Vogler's books are basically just a summary of Joseph Campbell's own "The Hero With A Thousand Faces". Vogler's work is clearly derivative here. Despite explicitly telling readers NOT to treat his book as a simple formula or template, Vogler's work has been used precisely in that way since the 1970s. Which is why 90% of Hollywood's output is crud.

This debate is not about that 90%. That 90% is sludge. Noise. It's not relevant to the discussion. The point is to encourage that remaining 10% to keep creating genuinely original works.

HP Envy 4-1010ea 14in Ultrabook review

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Re: I'm curious...

The comparison model was the 13" MacBook Air, not the MacBook Pro.

The Core i5 CPU in the MBA is 1.8 GHz component, not a 2.5 GHz one.

Apple also don't update their Boot Camp drivers more than a couple of times a year or so.

Gabe Newell: Windows 8 is a 'catastrophe' for PC biz

Sean Timarco Baggaley

Nobody cares.

"We're all slowly nudging towards losing control of what we can put on our computers. Every version of Windows, Mac OS or smartphones OSes gradually increases restrictions."

Seriously? Ignorant, much?

Atari ST. Commodore Amiga. Sinclair ZX Spectrum. Amstrad CPC464. Timex 2000.

ALL of these were "closed" systems: you had no more control over what OS(es) they ran than you do over what OS a games console runs.

Choices are only worth having when they're meaningful, useful choices. Choice for its own sake merely confuses and annoys 90% of your customers. That's why GNU / Linux has only made it into consumer territory in any sizeable numbers through the actions of a mega-corporation called "Google", despite having existed since the days of Windows 3.1.

Good design matters. And good design is a hell of a lot easier to achieve when you get to design the whole device, from the hardware right down to the last byte of the software.