It Probably Started Very Early
With incorrect head clamp usage at birth.
674 posts • joined 25 Apr 2009
With incorrect head clamp usage at birth.
Lipstick and pigs, n' stuff.
Cloud? Or is it fog? Like in pettifoggery.
...you MUST use OneDrive once a month or your account will be purged. Microsoft ALWAYS gets the purges right. On THAT they have a perfect record.
The latest update won't permit me to login with anything but a temp profile and wiped all my premium subscription 3rd party software. I have several Linux boxes working and want to completely dump Windows for the future.
The USB speaker platform I use with my HP Elitebook for demos just would not work. It took several hours and quite a bit of effort to get it working no thanks to MS who totally Borked the drivers in Windows 10.
"Bill Gates has been found guilty of crimes against humanity. Your mission Mr. Phelps is to unravel the giant bowl of spaghetti sitting in Redmond, WA and lift the oppression plaguing billions worldwide. As usual the Secretary will disavow any action......while he shorts their stock"
Your depiction of a MALE turkey is all the proof I require that the misogynists at El Reg require reeducation. Plucking turkeys for the poor or something.....
...imagine the Tesla dash cams are the cockpit of a Japanese Kamikaze and relive one of their 'successful' missions.
Right after I posted this Microsoft granted me a Capital letter license in appreciation.......It expires in one week and the renewal fee is $1500 annually......
To show my solidarity with Microsoft this week I'm using only lowercase letters not having a proper license to use capitals.
Didn't the majority of patients DIE in those Crimean field hospitals?.......Florence Nightingale not withstanding?
It's altogether appropriate that he's using Redmond to develop the world's perfect toilet.
No matter how long I hold the tablet to my forehead it doesn't help. Talking to it isn't much of a help either. It always ends up trying to sell some Google this or Google that.
I keep hearing the term 'peak tech' and I searched Googles maps over and over and .......it's not anywhere to be found. Is it in Taiwan perhaps?
Microsoft really should advertise the death announcements of their products in newspapers of record. Hire an experienced funeral director he'll do the announcments, funerals and internments professionally and with the proper respect for the bereaved.
Add forensic data recovery to the list of skills necessary to run the Windows platform.
'Where HAS your data gone today?'
....from Windows to Linux or OS/X. We run a mixed environment and permit experienced users their preference. The trend has been moving away from Windows usually after they compare notes on the stability of their systems and the ease or inconvenience of upgrades, security and maintenance. Windows users resist change but those that have migrated are pleased with the increased efficiency and the reduction of the hassels that seem to increase with each major upgrade.
Our performance goals and expectations do not diminish based on problems derived from users personal system preferences. We hold THEM responsible and while we support their preferences we do not accept as an excuse the 'system ate my work product'.
Despite Bloomberg's best efforts to be known as the home of the dodgers they're still in LA and are doing great this year.
....we can resurrect the idiom once used on dying horses ....you're ready for the glue factory.......
....Windows doesn't name it's versions like Ubuntu. I can think of dozens of 'Noisy...(fill in the blank) names for this release.
Commercials featuring legions of young people smiling and using their Surface in a mini mob acting as if they're getting high just off the vapors makes me now laugh how....again......Microsoft has demonstrated all the commitment of a pre-pubescent to their latest 'solemn' vows. They are just NOT serious about hardware.
Every other day comes an announcement that some luxury goods house is closing their flagship store. I suspect the marketing philosophy of 'charge less than one week's illegal drug supply' for their 'targeted' segment isn't working any longer.
All those inviting new 'Stepping Stones' to a bright new data driven future were just land mines weren't they?
From 'Little Shop of Horrors' to 'A Great Big Shop of Horrors'
I see from the captioned picture that El Reg's staff have decided upon what represents an average Window's user. It falls short though not depicting the horror filled expression that they so often show.
Their collaborating on a new diesel powered version of Windows that will pass emissions tests. It just needs some 'tweaking'.
I'm running more and more Ubuntu 18 with windows vm's than the other way around. Much more.
Build your house on solid rock or sand? Microsoft says our sand is very 'pure' and rock, well it's 'common'.
The software no one uses is always more secure.
.....doesn't include efficient, stable, workable solutions for all applications for all users so much as a 12 month subscription for everything and anything and the abuses all monopolies bring.
Use a MAC table of your devices and that will block all others. A little work but worth it.
....but I always rely on a recent backup being ready to 'correct' their 'many' mistakes......
What are they going to do with the warehouses full of their old fondleslabs going back to the original?
It's not a defect. We deliberately designed the keyboard to prevent MacBooks from falling into the hands of terrorists......
All staff members who have medical conditions that prevent genuflection please have written proof available upon request.......
Um, ah.......Apples have stems. Its difficult to grow one without it. Its where it gets its power from.
Submission is 'not' fealty. Submission is slavery.
Feudalism can not exist without 'fealty'. From the highest to the lowest their bond was one of shared fealty.
At the turn of the Twentieth Century Norway as a country was dying. So many people were emigrating that the country was almost depopulated. What a lost opportunity. If it weren't for their oil they'd be among the least important, poorest countries in Europe. They'd be back to using reindeer as their primary motive power.
In years to come scientists will discover the cause behind of the Great Meteor that impacted Redmond in 2018 linking Microsoft's defiance of several natural laws as the 'attractor' that guided the gigantic missile to it's target.
.....I take no solace in this having met some of their 'Fitness Experts' who have spent their entire careers unraveling massive bowls of spaghetti......
Insurance premiums WILL solve the 'dilema' of what to 'do' about self driving cars.
.....another Unicorn extinction event.
"Please have ALL your licenses in order BEFORE you step up to the registration desk....."
Anyone without a valid Windows 10 Product ID will NOT be permitted to attend.
Think of ALL the possible applications for the phrase 'worrying vacuum' ! My first thought being Parliament.......
....you know.....about judging and actions.....and stuff.
In the epic Microsoft Develflop series........
Governments declaring people or businesses no longer exist makes me wonder how long before THEY don't 'exist'.
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