Posts by Seanmon

Hmm.

It smells all right so far. Cautious thumbs up, let's wait and see.

Stop.

Bored of this now. Thanks.

That's gonna have

a lifetime of approximately 3 seconds, i.e.. the length of time it takes Steve Jobs to declare that iPhone apps must only be bought through the Apple App Store.

I

actually rather like the overall flavour of this. But what you'll actually get is: Meet the new boss - same as the old boss.

Largely irrelevant to me anyways I guess as I live in Scotland. The merest hint of a Tory in power, and watch the good ship Caledonia break orbit for the choppy seas of independence. Nice knowing you, English people.

Rubbish.

That is all.

I wonder

how many of the latest comments on that page are from you funnytards?

The last thing we need is any sort of recursive-turdspurt situation.

Oh, good job.

Nice one Mr Johnson. There's now not a 17-year-old in Britain doesn't know about this stuff and isn't making their way to an internet cafe with switch card in hand. You know, had you left it alone, it might possibly have faded away as today's silly young tw*ts become tomorrow's adults. But no, you had to publicise it didn't you? As well as giving it the added kudos of being illegal and rebellious and dangerous. You realise of course, that you will now NEVER get rid of it, will NEVER be able to impose any sort of regulation or quality control - making it far more dangerous than it ever is at present - and will be obliged to waste police time and effort until the end of time tracking down backstreet producers?

Bravo sir. With a single statement, you've introduced a brand new and far more dangerous drug into youth culture at the expense of pleasing a few hysterical voters. Have you ever considered a career in marketing?

I live in a flat.

Any c*** running a washing machine overnight should not be unsurprised to find themselves failing to benefit from reduced electricity bills.

Because I'll have shot them.

Cheers!

FAntastics service!!!!

EL reg is best site on the whole internets for news sources and the day's issue's! Thast really fnatastic story and good reportings from the best teams on the whoel net!!!!!

Or...

...you could not print the email?

Top beardy tech.

Rubbish name. SpaceShip Two? Come on.....

Really?

I mean, seriously? Or is my calendar off by 10 days?

Eek!

The PC police have developed a transporter beam!

That bodes a bit for the next series of Top Gear, I'd say.

Here's an idea

How about the politicos get access to the statistics at /exactly the same time/ as the media, the analysts and even we poor ignorant plebians?

If only there was some kind of cheap and gloabally available publishing medium that was specifically designed for mass dissemination of statistical data.

Oh well.

"Anti GM-CSF ??"

Poor naming show. Is Leonard of Quirm involved in any way?

Does anyone

want to "collaborate" with me on a set top box that detects when an ad is being received and simply plays a 3 minute music* vid or something instead?

*or Paris.

FAO South West Trains:

"We employ highly-professional rail community officers..."

No. You. Fucking. Don't.

Really, Britain's done. It's over. Let's just go, there's nothing to stay for.

Excellent.

Most satisfying pointless boffinry.

Really

I'm as bored of anyone with this, but you can't help but admire this level of sheer boneheaded persistence.

Two things.

1) As already mentioned on the Apple-pr0n thread - no thanks to vendor lock in and controlled distribution channels and now even application censorship. Watch iPhony sales drop as android gets traction.

2) The reason any jobsian products are considered virus free is that, until recently, they were such a tiny, tiny minority it simply wasn't worth it for the bad guys. This is now changing. I hope at least some people in Cupertino have stopped drawing pretty cases for long enough to think about this.

If an iPose virus does happen, at present it's likely to be a doozy.

Jee-sus.

Yeah, allright, the guy's been a bit of a donkey. But still - fecking hell!

Helicopters or BB....?

a "catastrophic" effect...

...on public confidence in the government?

Waaay too late, boys.

Doesn't it

rather remove the point if not everyone gets scanned? Simply send more than one bomber, the odds are that at least one won't be selected for the pervo-vision.

Still failed to answer...

... Daddy or chips?

So it's underground then?

A couple nights work with a digger, and we could produce the world's biggest fart noise?

Make it so!

Feck me,

Only FOUR??

Simple....

Start bombing the perv-scanners intead?

RIP Teletext.

No flowers.

Oops..

...iBolloxedItUp

Hmm.

He do the police in different voices, indeed.

Inordinately pleased...

...that there is in fact a Dr Boffin working on this. All is well with the world.