* Posts by R

2 posts • joined 12 Mar 2009

Computer-related injuries in US 'increase sevenfold'

R
Boffin

Perfect for BOFH story

Imagine the BOFH carefully orchestrating a potentially lethal situation which he uses to gain sick pay and a hefty cheque from the company on H&S grounds even though he's not that injured, only to then use the same trick to bump off a boss.

Hang on... I think that one's already been done...

Apple preps netbook 10-inch touch screen thingy

R
Linux

Oopsy

Ahh, I see they have. It's even linked from this article. Serves me right for skim reading before my boss catches me.

http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2009/03/03/touch_book/

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