* Posts by MJI

5335 posts • joined 5 Mar 2009

Facebook fans fuel faggots firestorm

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Re: WFG

Oh no I have invented something here.

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Re: I would be interested to see if their censorship guidelines can be found online

ingnore aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

But at least you could read it!

No cuz u or similar grunt

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Other side

Fanny is NOT the bum, the bum is the bum

Fanny is the front

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Re: I would be interested to see if their censorship guidelines can be found online

Thankyou for supporting our language.

I see plenty of really bad English and about half the time I cannot even understand it. So what chance do second language speakers have?

I get sub human grunts as emails for Ebay sales, sometimes I ingnore them, often I deliberately misread them until they get it into their tiny brains that they need to write in English and not the written form of grunting.

Here's what YOU WON'T be able to do with your PlayStation 4

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Re: BetaMax comparison hardly fair...

Apart from owning some 1980s VCRs of that format (still working) I have rarely tried to use any other sound track but that of the game itself.

With the quality and suitability of the supplied ones, it would be wrong to do it.

HOWEVER I did once try to use an external from game sound for multiplayer but it would not use it as I needed chat.

The music was the download of the games sound track.

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Buying one for games

That is my main focus, my PS3 will not disappear if I stick a PS4 there, just as the PS2 still works, so why worry, DNLA will come along, I was surprised it was missing but no deal breaker.

So why am I buying one?

Well I like games from Naughty Dog and Guerilla

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Re: "Massive" 300MB update?

Same as the X1 they are still finalising the OS and adding in features as they go, the hardware is ready, the OS was not, to make millions of consoles is not quick, so they make them then day 1 update

Moody's eyes up Sony's debt: Hmm... junk? Bam! Shares drop 11%

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Re: Shame

Dump film music, keep games, take TV HiFi Camera ect up market again and drop the cheap crap.

I have a lot of decent Sony stuff, none of it was cheap.

One of the worst LCD TVs I have seen - cheap Sony, best, expensive Sony, you would not think they were same manufacturer.

My 1982 portable video recorder still works!

Yes I am old enough to remember they were premium and worth the premium, they still have the odd product like this, but they have to stop competing against the Koreans and start competing on quality rather than price again.

They need to remember why people bought Trinitron TVs, and it was NOT the price

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Re: Shame

Launch lineup

Well since the game I am most after is a PS4 exclusive I don't think so.

Then of course Naughty Dog

Dark matter: Good news, everyone! We've found ... NOTHING AT ALL

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Re: Flat Earth

People have known since they first saw the horizon that the Earth is rouund(ish).

Even cavemen!

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I sort of wondered

People mention multiple universes, could dark matter be that?

My personal idea is that dark matter and dark energy are not actually there, but are the equivalents of an adjustment to make things fit. Basically that spacetime is not fully understood.

But like most people I am waiting for the scientists to letus know.

iPAD AIR WORLD DEBUT: Our Australian team gets an early fondle

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Pants

I am afraid that they are for my bits not my money.

Keeping money in pants - weird, could fall out through the leg holes. Not to mention who would want to handle money after it has been down there.

How I BLEW my co-workers' HEADS OFF ... without going to jail

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How about 2 pubs within 1 minute walk

Or more like run.

Our office is on the back of a building next to one pub and over the road - another pub.

Hard-as-woodpecker-lips MOUSE GOBBLES live scorpion, LAUGHS off stings to face

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Cool mouse

Great bit of evolution there

Doctor Who's 50th year special: North American theater tix on sale Friday

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They haven't

DW is not aimed at the Yanks but they are huge fans, they filmed there a while ago, that is as near as they get.

TW though, last rubbish series was co funded with a Yank TV company.

Brit PM raps Facebook for allowing GORY beheading vids

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Re: bigtimetroller

I bet those animal brothels burn well!

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I am not a prude I think

But the idea of beheading videos on a social network is just sick, I would hate to even accidentally see one, I would have nightmares. And I like action films, I thought Bad Taste was hilarious, I play a lot of shooter games.

But a few breasts, I see them everyday, why would they offend me?

So to censor a natural part of half the population (as an example) but to allow seeing REAL people getting their heads cut off, why is it allowed?

Facebook are sick.

I would be happy for them to end up on the block list until they grow up.

Met Police vid: HIDE your mobes. Pavement BIKER cutpurses on the loose

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Re: Youtube broken

I think I like the Ogri method of dressing as a Policeman for fancy dress and ordering a scooter owner to dump it in the docks (AFAIR)

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Youtube broken

Can't view it.

But can't you just kick these Po's off their "coota". (Anyone understand this reference - you will if your children are teenagers)

I mean they are small and get called stinkwheels so lay into them!

I would!

All bikers know the only acceptable step through is the Honda C50/C70/C90 series.

THIS is the kind of clout a British Prime Minister has: Facebook pulls ONE beheading vid

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Time to

a) If you are a member, upload lots of soft porn breast feeding, literally anything like that. Complain if they are pulled.

b) Complain about ANY beheading one.

c) "Hello is that IWF? Dave here."

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Beheaded willies

They are here

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/10/22/baldness_fix_from_foreskin_follicles/

Baldness fix from foreskin follicles

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Re:Head Crab

Aghhh - where is my crow bar?

Gordon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Who the hell cares?

The hair doesn't fall out over night - usually if you're going to go bald you normally have some sort of warning via family members losing theirs too, basically you come to terms with it way before it's gone.

My maternal grandfather had hair until he died in his 80s

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Hair is not much work

shampoo when I shower, towel it a bit, it will dry OK, get it cut when it gets annoying

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Re: Bald

Well whenever my wife comments on the grey I mention I at least still have some then point at her grey bits

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Re: Who the hell cares?

As a lucky person of hair, I would rather be grey than dye it.

But if I went bald I do not know what I would do, but I would not bother having operations. Even though I am 75% grey..

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Re: Re:Butchery

Ooh that is not nice, my comiserations.

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that operation causes some

Of those issues.

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Re:Butchery

They butcher new born boys and remove parts of their anatomy without permission.

And this is allowed?

Beak orders Yahoo! to get on with Microsoft Search rollout in Asia

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Yahoo are not even themselves now

Used to be a good search engine, the dominant one. Now they are down to using tinplate toy search engine.

How the mighty have fallen.

Billionaire vows to turn 007's Lotus Esprit into actual submarine car

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I used to like the flying sub

in Voyage to the bottom of the sea

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Lotus

I think Elon knows about Lotuses - look at the Tesla - Lotus chassis design

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All of ours are nuclear

I think that we have the only 100% nuclear fleet there is.

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Re: In 5 years time ...

Swan invited the lightbulb

Meet the 'KARDASHIAN Phone' – what Apple bods nicknamed the iPhone 5s

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Re: Should I truly care???

Here is an explanation

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Lexi?

Or a Toyota.

Or I use the Japanese model names where they still call them Toyotas.

Lexus is embarrasing, nothing wrong with Toyota GT86 or Toyota Supra. Same thing with Nissan and their silly poncy brand, it has nothing on the letters GT-R.

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Re: I don't care about .....

We saw a mention of a Star Trek race, so of course we come and have a look.

But that is not a Cardassian so leave the name alone!

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Re: I'm confused.

The only one I can remember the name of is Gul Dukat.

How is the girl related to him?

Furious French choke on chardonnay over NSA's phone spying in France

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French wine

Err they are named after the region rather than the grape variety!

Fiendish CryptoLocker ransomware: Whatever you do, don't PAY

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Perhaps good target for intelligence services

Find them, send in special forces, eliminate them.

Earn back some trust.

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Where do I send the bill to?

One of our customers was attacked by this.

Luckily a lot of their system was in use but enough got infected.

We had assumed it was a hardware failure!

Beyond: Two Souls - the game that thinks it's a Hollywood blockbuster

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Hmmm

Doesn't sound too good then.

I will admit I have missed Heavy Rain despite being on my catchup list.

I did think that it was well known that QD are now a 2nd party studio.

But for story and action I will say that The Last Of Us is best so far for me this year.

Do not adjust your set: TV market slows, 'connected TV' grows

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Bring in this feature and sell a lot of TVs

On screen logo removal.

Remove the shitv the c4hd ect.

Is it any coincidence that channel 5s best viewing figures were when they delogoed?

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Re: upgrade schmupgrade

A lot of us are not TV centric, yes we watch TV, 1 to 2 hours a day, but they are also for watching films on, or for gaming on,

Watching broadcast is only part of it.

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Re: Saturation

Bought my LCD a few years ago, no need to replace it yet.

US parents proclaim 811 'Messiahs'

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Re: Wot?

What is wrong with the Church of Judas?

Jesus and Judas were identical twins

Judas took Jesus's place on the cross

Turkish TV presenter canned for flashing too much cleavage

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Re: Cultural

Moaning

Not worth it, I moan about on screen logos - no change except I stop watching.

I complained about a SCD (my wife likes it) have no DD5.1 and they lumped it in with voting moans (I didn't care - where was the missing sound.)

So basically genuine technical complaints get ignored for the moaning saddo squad.

New Development. Where do we go?

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Re: New Development. Where do we go?

Well my abilites are important as I am the main programmer, my boss does some C but to 1980s standard, no multithreading, the new chap is reasonably competent we have some assistance from an Indian programmer (the one who set his own company up) who maintains a shape designing screen for us.

The bulk will end up on my plate and the new chaps plate if he sticks around.

I do get our office manager to knock up screens, not a programmer but knows enough to produce a flat edit screen.

Small bites do make sense.

I have had the OO pain and the event driven pain, so many languages now are so similar you can almost search replace the code.

I have found that people who class them selves as users and non programmers but who understand computers are pretty good at user interfaces.

I think our intention is to make a workable choice, get me to oversee it and use cheap programmers to do the grunt work, leaving me to do the analysis and the more complex code.

As before I also need to be able to leave it in a state someone else can look after it as this software would be released around 3 to 4 years time, and if this has a ten year life I would be looking at its replacement about the time I would be slowing down.

.NET even though it is MS is still looking like a good choice due to Vulcan, but I will be looking at Mono.

Panasonic throws in towel on plasma tellies, preps for BILLION-dollar kick in pants

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Quality issue - both are correct.

Basically a really good LCD TV will pee over all of the average Plasmas.

Basically a really good Plasma TV will pee over all of the average LCDs.

So if you own a top of range Pioneer Plasma (or the Panasonics with Kuro technology), LCD looks poor.

So if you own a top of range Sony LCD, Plasma looks poor.

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Re: A few things

But a lot of these cheap screens were just terrible, better off keeping their old TV. Better comparison would be buying the old Escort Abysmal over any other cars in its class.

Getting a screen which makes a worn out CRT look good is a bit silly.

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