* Posts by J.G.Harston

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Canada plans brain drain of H-1B visa holders, with no-job, no-worries work permits

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Re: For once, Trudeau's government has made an actual smart move.

No, there are jobs you *can't afford* to do.

Cost of staying alive = 500 zarbles per fortnight

Income from working = 250 zarbles per fortnight

Result = starvation

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Re: For once, Trudeau's government has made an actual smart move.

You think the laws of supply and demand don't apply to you? In a shortage you take whatever you can get and deal with it, not stamp your foot and demand exactly what you want.

If there's no wholemeal bread, you put up with brown bread.

If there's no potatoes, you put up with pasta.

If there's no beef, you put up with chicken.

If the job applicants offer 90% of what you want, you take that 90% instead of stamping your foot and screaming while having 0%.

The death of the sysadmin has been predicted for years – we're not holding our breath

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Re: Biased A.I models written by white men

The fewmets hit the windmill.

Bored of the Rings, not Pratchett.

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Re: Biased A.I models written by white men

Therefore, if a pair of jobs for which I'm qualified are posted, there's no reason on earth for me and another equally qualified applicant to be offered the same salary.

It depends how similar the pair of jobs are. If they are identical they duh yes, the salary will be identical.

Bosses face losing 'key' workers after forcing a return to office

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Re: Unsurprising

This mass resignation...

How do the resignees afford to stay alive?

Guess what happened to this US agency using outdated software?

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I don't know. You've phrased it as a command, but you've stuck a question mark at the end. What is it? A question or a command?

False negative stretched routine software installation into four days of frustration

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Re: I don't understand why they can't give an accurate install time

The installer know how many files it's going to copy, and how big they are because it's the installer. So just a simple "Installing file nn of mmm, zzz bytes of xxxx remaining" would do.

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Re: On the other hand...

I've had code that *worked* when the debug code was enabled, and died when it was disabled.

The ZX81 finally gets the keyboard it deserves

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Re: A certain engineer of my acquaintence

I did exactly that for my Spectrum! :)

UK smart meter rollout years late and less than two thirds complete

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Bloody politicians with no understanding of engineering or physics. My meters are in my cellar, there is no signal coverage in the cellar, smart meters would be useless and I've been told by the meter people not to both. Yet I still keep getting pestering emails from my supplier, and politicians insist on an impossible 100% coverage.

A toast to being in the right place at the right time

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At one place I worked we had that. vistor came in, unplugged somebody's network cable, plugged his laptop in.

* Why can't I get a connection?

# In the popup your have to enter your payroll number and password to verify your work here, after your machine ID has been verified that verifies the laptop is one of our computers.

Some people really do think that networks points are just like power sockets.

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Re: What to do in case of a real fire...

I was told off for binging my mug of tea with me in a (test) fire evacuation. I'd just stepped out of the kitchen after making it when the alarm went off, so I determined that the safest action was not to turn around and go back into the kitchen to put it down, but to continue to the fire exit.

I was also told off for not using the fire exit next to my office - which would have entailed walking from the kitchen 150yards through the building to the other end to get to said exit, instead of simply immediately exiting down the stairs at the kitchen end.

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As an electrician I always tell clients YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SOCKETS! If there's too many, you just don't use them. If there's too few, it's trailing flexes and unplugging vital equipment.

Hong Kong tries to outlaw uploads of unofficial and anti-Beijing anthem

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Arise, those who refuse to be slaves!

Let us build a new Great Wall along the Sham Chun River!

Hong Kong faces its greatest peril

From the Tyrants to the North.

Arise! Arise! Arise!

Millions of but one heart

Braving the repressors! March on!

Braving the repressor's fire! March on!

March on! March, march on!

Windows XP's adventures in the afterlife shows copyright's copywrongs

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Re: XP should die

I have one machine that I keep XP on for my PDP11 emulation, as later versions refuse to go full-screen with the correct number of lines and columns. Post-XP Windows in full-screen fills with as many columns and rows as will fit, instead of the number I tell it to use. Computers are supposed to be there to do what ****I**** tell them to do, not for them to tell me what they think I should be doing. I specify 80x25 full screen, you shall *****ing well give me 80x25 full screen.

UK tech industry pushing up salaries – but UI devs out of luck

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Re: How are these going rates?

Because the UK sneers at technical skills and pays us dirt, sadly.

I've just been emailed this job:

"Senior Business Support Officer, playing a crucial role in ensuring smooth operations and providing exceptional support to our clients and internal teams. Your dedication, attention to detail, and strong organizational skills will be vital in maintaining the high standards we set for ourselves.

£10.90 per hour"

This is 45p more than minimum wage.

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Re: IT is like being a footballer, you only got so much time to get your wedge!

2023 and people are still going to university in order to get jobs resetting passwords and unjamming printers.

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Re: The only role category to see earning fall was mid-level UX and UI designers

1a: Grey out inactive options, DON'T REMOVE THEM FROM THE DAMN INTERFACE!!!! I have mother***** had it with these mother****** snakes programs that remove options they think you don't want to know about, so it's impossible to discover that they are there until you have done some unexplained esoteric operation that magiclly adds the option to a menu.

The future of digital healthcare could be a two-metre USB cable

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I had my final ENT post-surgery consulatation via video conferencing, using a 1/4-inch USB camera I happened to have taped to a wooden splint so I could guide it around the back of my mouth.

Intel mulls cutting ties to 16 and 32-bit support

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Re: ARM Comparison?

I've examined the ARM64 archetecture in the context of writing an assembler for it, and I can't say that ARM64 is simplified compared to ARM32.

NHS England spends £8M to extend Microsoft deals by a month

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Re: Maybe not Linux but Office maybe ditchable

Gets CD backup out...

accuRx - a prescription lookup system

barcode scanner - scans barcodes

cardiolink - connects to sensors that measure heart "stuff"

cardioview - views the data collected by cardiolink

crescendo - dunno

digiscript - transmitting presciptions electronically

dssplayer - dunno

dymolabel - driver for dymo printer to print labels on sample tubes

easylog - logs something

EMIS - patient records system

fujiscan - driver for fujitsu scanner for scanning barcodes

ib4w - can't remember

iMail driver - a printer driver that sends the "printout" as email

inrstar - again, can't remember

JayExDisplay - controls those big dot-matrix signs that say "Mrs Jones, see Dr. Smith"

LogTag Analyser - analyses logtags?

microlife - you tell me

numed intelligent interface - errrr

ecgviewer - views ecgs

scriptswitch - alternative to accuRx, prescription lookup system

SecaCario - alternative to cardiolink

spacelab - errr...

spriometry - errr....

SSV Radar - errr....

icg endpoint - ....

lexacom - dicatation software

sophos - virus control

systmone - the other patient record system

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Re: Maybe not Linux but Office maybe ditchable

You do SystmOne, I'll do EMIS. It'll be a batch file with one line run C:\Programs\SystmTwo\SystmTwo.exe -skin EMIS ;)

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Re: Maybe not Linux but Office maybe ditchable

In my installation archive I have (counts....) 44 seperate clinical applications installation archives. To switch to a different operating system you'd need all of them to run on that other operating system. And that's just for GP practices, it doesn't include hospital stuff.

The clincial applications writers write for Windows because that's what's there.

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Exactly what are they extending licenses on? I completed the roll-out of Windows 10 in my bit of the NHS a couple of years ago, and was made redundant because, well, we'd completed the roll-out. So, what's left that's still outstanding?

Cheapest, oldest, slowest part fixed very modern Mac

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I have some USB hardware where one version will not recognise hubs, so devices must be plugged directly into it. The other version recognises hubs, but as soon as something is plugged in the hub it collapses itself under continuous interupts. It's a documented problem, and the recommended fix is "don't use hubs".

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Re: Its always the simple things

yea glods! Lights on the same circuit as power? Is this where the phrase "spanish practices" came from?

Don't panic. Google offering scary .zip and .mov domains is not the end of the world

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Isn't some of this down to the nonsense of expanding domain names outside the 7-bit ASCII/ANSI character set,

Cisco: Don't use 'blind spot' – and do use 'feed two birds with one scone'

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And what adjective do they suggest for a connector that has external contacts that is inserted into a connector with internal contacts?

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But the *whole* *point* is *NOT* to feed the bloody birds, but to *KILL* them, get rid of them, remove them, destroy them. Not preserve and encourage them.

Datacenter fire suppression system wasn't tested for years, then BOOM

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Ah, so it's if you *build* a house, it must have x, y, z. That's very different to what the OP said.

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Ooohh! Those waistcoat-suit combos! It's like going back in time!

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So what happens, do I get fined if I don't have a detector in my kitchen? I get fined for not living my life as the authorities demand I do? Isn't that..... that political fad that was popular in the '30s that we must not name.

Your security failure was so bad we have to close the company … NOT!

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Re: Keyboard issues

Nope, not Win-SPACE here. Win-SPACE ;'# Win-SPACE ;'# no change.

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Re: Keyboard issues

There's a key combo that cycles through keyboard layout/keyboard language which I can never remember and accidently press often enough to think "not again!" and have to hunt out the taskbar control.

Pornhub walls off Utah in age-verification law protest

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we may even get a chance to vote the numpties, who think the crap is OK, out of office

But the other two parties also think this crap is OK.

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How do they know the client machine is in Utah? The IP address just tells you its IP address, not its postal address. Google claims my IP address is in Barnsley.

CERN celebrates 30 years since releasing the web to the public domain

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Re: *EVERY* form of communication

The first printers were idealistic dreamers dreaming of making information free. (as in free speech)

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*EVERY* form of communication

We've got this great invention called "printing", which will be able to break down infomation barriers and spread knowledge...

Ooops, who would have though it would transform into a mix of a tabloid, a sex-shop, a dark street and a branch of Hatred Inc.

Online Safety Bill age checks? We won't do 'em, says Wikipedia

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Ok Lords, *you* demonstrate how anonymous age verification is possible, within a universe where human beings have the capability to lie.

Shocks from a hairy jumper crashed a PC, but the boss wouldn't believe it

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Re: Not quite the same

I once worked in a 1970s council ziggurat where every morning the cleaners had to spray the carpets with water after vacuuming them to get rid of the static buildup.

UK PM Sunak plans to allocate just £1bn to semiconductor industry

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What do they mean by "government support"? The best support any government could do is get out of the damn way.

UK becomes Unicorn Kingdom, where AI fairy dust earns King's ransom

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Re: How many times?

Steve Radford.

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Why would I be a maths teacher when I can make more money as a plumber and not have to deal with 30 screaming self-entitled brats?

Support chap put PC into 'drying mode' and users believed it was real

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Re: Buying time

One of my teaching jobs involved clipping round the ears kids attempting to destroy the computers they were on by flipping the power switch as fast as possible. There is ABSOLUTETLY *NO* other reason for flipping a switch as fast as possible other than attempted destruction.

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Re: Buying time

Shutdown is a noun. You need a verb there, such as shut down.

Thanks for fixing the computer lab. Now tell us why we shouldn’t expel you?

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Re: How secure *IS* your system

Six characters isn't Econet, that's Level 1 and Level 2 *Fileserver*. Econet is agnostic of what you send over it, as is the NetFS filing system that talks over the network.

Level 3 and SJ fileservers uses 10-character passwords, and SJ introduced NetFS_Op 66 GetEncryptionKey which allowed you to use encrypted passwords bound to the requesting client.

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Re: How secure *IS* your system

What was in queue one?

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Re: How secure *IS* your system

Oh god, not the execrable Amcon E-net?

More ads in Windows 11 Start Menu could be last straw for some

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In some of the organisations I've worked in, adverts in Windows itself would breach the *users'* terms of employment.

Automation is great. Until it breaks and nobody gets paid

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Re: Payroll, not automation...

That's a long queue.