* Posts by J.G.Harston

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Welcome to the World Of Tomorrow, where fridges suffer certificate errors. Just like everything else

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Re: monster refrigerator as a centre for "non-stop music, video & TV entertainment"

From memory, based on picturing in my head where the furniture was and assigning standard-ish values, it was about 12ft x 16ft internally, but that was reduced by a wall around the kitchen/bathroom so subtract 6inches by 16ft. My best estimate is here.

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Re: Dr. Ian Malcolm : God help us, we're in the hands of engineers.

Hmmm, my hands are a bit mucky, I'll just give them a quick wash..... AAARARRGFGVH!jhghkJHg o!u! PI!!!1!!

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Re: monster refrigerator as a centre for "non-stop music, video & TV entertainment"

400 sq ft? Luxury! When I was first married in Honkers our flat was a whopping 200 sq ft.

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Geez! If you can remember when you bought it, it's ok to eat.

Yahoo! Groups' closure and a tale of Oftel: Die-hard users 'informally' included telcos

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I'm a member of a local history group that has been running for 15 years with research going back centuries. Does anybody know a way to suck all the content out, or do I have to go through the Files area and click-download-save 5000+ times?

Well, well, well. Fancy that. UK.gov shelves planned pr0n block

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Re: What About Filtering?

The only way to filter out the porn is to first define "porn" in a way that a router will understand.

Sudo? More like Su-doh: There's a fun bug that gives restricted sudoers root access (if your config is non-standard)

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If I want to do some admin tasks I log on as an admin user, into the admin user's environment, with ADMIN ADMIN ADMIN ADMIN ADMIN ADMIN plastered across the backdrop. Allowing non-admin users to temporarily do admin-permission tasks encourages laziness, sloppiness and mistakes.

The immovable object versus the unstoppable force: How the tech boys club remains exclusive

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Re: Others worried

What do you expect? Any man who expresses an interest in being around kiddies is a PEEEEEDDDDOooooOOOOO!!!!

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Re: Why the 'women are innately less interested/good at technology' claim is wrong

Yep. I met my then-wife on a Computing Science course - she was actually doing a "higher" course than me, I was doing some micky mouse CompSci undergraduate degree that left my brain turning to cheese, she was doing an IT Masters, but was actually doing real proper programming stuff, her final project was an interactive CPU emulator/disassembler/single-stepper. (My course should have been called IT, her course should have been called CompSci, but that's a rant for another day.)

She then used her degree and programming expertise to parlay her way into a top-level Social Worker post. So even if you do bulldozer 50% of girls into programming, just expect it to result in them going into non-tech jobs afterwards, and there to be calls demanding that tech graduates be forced into tech jobs.

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Re: Misguided

Actually, 1882 in the Municipal Corporations Act which equalised the local government franchise.

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Re: The last time....

DISGUSTING! Don't you know you should have ignored 90% of the applicants that were male, and appointed all the females and the remaining 5% males?

See you in Hull: First UK city to be hooked up to full-fibre broadband

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Well, KCOM benefits from it's universal service area not including tiny farms in the arese end of nowhere 100miles from the nearest exchange, so *of* *course* they've managed to get 100% coverage. If Scotland went independent, TE&W would complete 100% well before Telecom Ecossia.

Father of Unix Ken Thompson checkmated: Old eight-char password is finally cracked

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c'mos, all these posts and still nobody has said what p/q2-q4! means. pawn something queen something queen something dark side something.

Hey, I wrote this neat little program for you guys called the IMAC User Notification Tool

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Re: Wide Area Network Kilostream Equipment Replacement

And guess what the most common acronym is for the parliamentary constituency of West Aberdeenshire 'n' Kincardine.

Linky revisited: How the evil French smart meter escaped Hell to taunt me

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"I see your head needs fixing."

Yes, it's not been flushing properly, I'll show you in.

When the satellite network has literally gone glacial, it's vital you snow your enemy

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Hold on, he'd driven over to the base station and he had to look out of the windows of the office to notice it was snowing?

Here's that hippie, pro-privacy, pro-freedom Apple y'all so love: Hong Kong protest safety app banned from iOS store

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Re: Apple will make more money ...

Shut up, and make money!

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Product not available from outlet A. Meh. Go to outlet B. Film at ten.

Multitasking is a myth: It means doing lots of things equally badly

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Re: Explaining jobs

My first bank manager got me my first work in publishing, from small talk when discussing my overdraft he piped up and mentioned he knew somebody down the road who I should approach. That was - wow - 30 years ago.

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Step one: I think Arthur is about to lose us all our jobs.

Step two: This makes me feel... unemployed.

Calling all the Visual Basic snitches: Keep quiet about it and so will he...

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Re: Bending the rules to breaking point

Especially in Scots law before 1995 where a signiture was not what we'd normally call a signiture unless accompanied by something else.

It's more then 30 years since I had experience of this, but I vaugely remember something about "holograph", something about a signiture is only valid if the document is also in the hand of the signiture, so signing a printed document does not have any legal effect unless accompanied by additional words by the signer so there is more that just the signiture in the signer's hand.

That time Windows got blindsided by a ball of plasma, 150 million kilometres away

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Re: Low tech tape solution

I had to do that recently to get some data off a CDROM. I had to force the tray in against the eject mechanism while it managed to read.

The Central Telegraph Office was serving spam 67 years before vikings sang about it on telly

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Love it that the Faraday Building is on Knight Rider Street. ;)

UK.gov's smart meter cost-benefit analysis for 2019 goes big on cost, easy on the benefits

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Morons. Any meter replacement programme should have been part of the already-existing meter replacement programme that goes on to replace meters when their calibration certification runs out after a decade or so.

Justice served: There is no escape from the long server log of the law

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Re: Surely...

I was fighting with just such documentation a couple of days ago. The crucial missing information (amongst lots) was "this option will not be displayed unless you have the appropriate edit permissions, and there will be nothing displayed to tell you that you do not have the appropriate edit permissions".

I mean! Are people *REALLY* still doing the "remove the option until certain condition fulfilled" thing instead of "grey the option until valid SO THAT YOU KNOW THE BLOODY OPTION ACTUALLY EXISTS".

Time for another cuppa then? Tea-drinkers have better brains, say boffins with even better brains

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Re: Nah, that can't be right...

Leavers drink tea, Remainers drink coffee. Nuff Said. ;)

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Re: Smarts drink tea or Drink tea makes smarts

Argh! no no no no! Proper milk is green top.

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Four times a week? Good god, lightweight! Sometimes it's four cups between falling out of bed and waking up.

COBOL: Five little letters that if put on a CV would ensure stable income for many a greybeard coder

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My COBOL assignment was my sole 'U' grade at university. I handed in a single sheet of paper with written on it something along the lines of: I refuse to attempt to program such a trogloditic brain-melting something something dark side something language. I remember "trogloditic".

Captain's coffee calamity causes transatlantic flight diversion

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Re: The idiots

"I drink coffee at my desk and while driving..."

How do you change gears, indicate, put the handbrake on....?

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Whatever happened to shrug shoulders, keep upper lip stiff, and press on for Portugal Mexico?

Right-click opens up terrifying vistas of reality and Windows 95 user's frightful position therein

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I worked for a company that *replaced* those original GP Windows machines. Yea gods, they weighed a ton. Being surgeries, I had the opportunity to put one on the scales. 30 lbooyd kg! Three of 'em weighed more than me.

A couple of weeks later the suspension in my car went from the weight of ferrying them back to the depot.

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Ah, the old days when SET TMP=C:\DOS was standard.

UK ISPs must block access to Nintendo Switch piracy sites, High Court rules

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Only the largest internet service providers? That's ok then, I'll use a small ISP.

Brit MPs: Our policies are crap and the political process is in tatters, but it's Twitter's fault, OK?

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How *DARE* humans communicate with each other! They should be told what to do by Lord Beaverbrook like the plebs they are.

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Re: No s##t Sherlock...

Stealing assets off the private sector will send them bankrupt. Stealing public sector assets off them and they have taxation powers.

Not to mention destroy the UK's reputation for rule of law and property rights. Who the **** is going to pay for anything if the state can take it off you like some 95-year-old African dictator?

MPs would love to hear all about how UK.gov plans to ratchet R&D spend to 3% of GDP

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They should be investigating gov.uk plans, not uk.gov plans. We're not part of the USA.

Mozilla Firefox to begin slow rollout of DNS-over-HTTPS by default at the end of the month

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I don't understand the complaints. Your browser will still send a packet asking for content from 123.234.345.456 the IP will still see the address in the packets, they will still be able to monitor where you're fetching content from. Where and how your browser translates "foo.bar.zim" into 123.234.345.456 is irrelevant.

Cu in Hell: Thousands internetless after copper thieves pinch 500m of cable in Cambridgeshire

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Re: Possible reason BT use copper

And iron is not ductile enough.

We had the whole of the 19th century working these sorts of things out. Copper was settled on after loads of testing of loads of options.

The time a Commodore CDTV disc proved its worth as something other than a coaster

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I had a friend how came from Hong Kong along with a load of her Hong Kong DVDs. She bought a combo TV-DVD player in the UK, but it refused to play her HK Region DVDs. She phoned the helpline whose advice was along the lines of:

Right-click on the start menu....

"How do I do that?" Point your mouse at the button in the bottom corner and press the right button. "What mouse?" etc.

Can you download it to me – in an envelope with a stamp?

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What you mean is:

Ye

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Y

+++NO CARRIER

Yes

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Re: Post Codes

"Post codes should be retired now the OCR is good enough to read printed text and handwritten block capitals and most hand writing on-the-fly as the letters go through the machine."

So how you would deal with 12 High Street, Marton, Yorkshire and 12 High Street, Marton, Yorkshire and 12 High Street, Marton, Yorkshire, not to mention mis-reading 12 High Street, Malton, Yorkshire. The thing is, postcodes are unique, addresses are not, whereas both DNS addresses and IP addresses are unique.

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Re: Linux.

I had to do similar back in HK to be able to transfer binary files via email, I used GSTrans to encode them so they ended up looking like filename|mL|b|@|@DOC|A

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Re: Faxing the UK PO and taking a map to the Orange store

When I lived in Hong Kong I had to fax some mortgage documents to my bank in the UK. After several failed attempts, I stayed up until bird-squeek* to phone and tell them their fax machine wasn't working.

"Oh, we turn it off outside office hours."

Gaghh!!!!

*The time difference seems to be wrong for this, but it's 30 years ago and my memory is something something.

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Re: Post Codes

When I was in Hong Kong they did have postcodes - though probably more like Japanese building codes, they were often stencilled on the side of the building. I lived at RKT/12/C/601, the 'KT' bit stood for Kwun Tong.

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Re: Linux.

Even Grandfather Unix had split-file stuff before 1993. I remember emails with that would start with lines something like cat >filename <<'+E+O+F'

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Re: Moved to France

Makes you think that some of the EU countries haven't quite grasped what "EU freedom of movement" means.

Q. If machine learning is so smart, how come AI models are such racist, sexist homophobes? A. Humans really suck

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Re: So AI in this instance got it right

That's Michael Cooper!

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If you've trained it on all human knowledge, then *of* *course* "doctor" is going to imply "male" as for 99.95% of history, "doctor" *DID* mean "male". If you want to train it to reflect solely today's prejuces and biases, you must train it solely with today's knowledge.

Allowlist, not whitelist. Blocklist, not blacklist. Goodbye, wtf. Microsoft scans Chromium code, lops off offensive words

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Re: Political correctness et al

Yeah gods, local government.

I once had somebody tell me: I know about the working classes, I studied them for my dissertation.