* Posts by J.G.Harston

3723 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2009

Forget tabs – the new war is commas versus spaces: Web heads urged by browser devs to embrace modern CSS

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Re: "Get used to the modern"

What you do in that case is have a *new* API that takes the parameters the "correct" way.

setcolour(int a) // do not use in new code, translates to a call to rgb()

setrgb(long r,g,b) // new API

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Collapsing whitespace! That's passing one parameter with the value 0128192.

Web pages a little too style over substance? Behold the Windows 98 CSS file

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This prompted me to wander over to Jakob Neilson's interface usability website.

Yeah gods! What's happened? The old site used to be nice and fast intuitive, clear, an examplar of recommended usability. It took about 40 seconds just to get the main page to load, sloooooooooooooowwwwwwlllyyy scrolled some crap up across the screen and then it killed my browser.

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Re: Style versus content

It's like the early days of home desktop publishing. Oooo, I've got six hundred fonts, I MUST USE THEM ALL!!!!

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Re: The Modern UI/UX

It's not even disabled people. It's "ordinary people?" Meh!

A paper clip, a spool of phone wire and a recalcitrant RS-232 line: Going MacGyver in the wonderful world of hotel IT

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Probably something like:

ISR:

IN A,(serStatus)

BIT RxRDY,A

RET Z

IN A,(SerData)

LD HL,(bufin)

LD (HL),A

INC HL

LD (bufin),HL ; NB! FIXME: no over-run check

RET

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Re: Portakabins in Schools were "temporary" also.

In my home town they are still there *now*. Every now and then an occupant dies, and the councilhousing association strips and rebuilds it in brickwork.

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Re: Hmm. 1982 Channel Four. Now our first programme. Countdown.

Originally Calendar Countdown. :)

House of Commons agrees to allow Zoom app in Parliament, British MPs will still have to dress smartly

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Why Zoom? Why not Skype or Team or Facetime or GoTo or CyberLink or Meet or many others.

As a public organisation they shouldn't be locking in to a particular application, they should be using a system where the participants can use whatever system they wish to chose to connect. We are long long past the time of "I've got a Brooks line for local calls and a Bell line for long distance". And the WHOLE POINT of the internet from DAY ZERO was that it is irrelevant what the client end user system is.

Oh Hell. Remember the glory days of Demon Internet? Well, now would be a good time to pick a new email address

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I remember getting lists of local dial-in numbers, they went to great lengths to try and get 666-xxx numbers in many area codes.

ZX Spectrum prototype ROM is now available for download courtesy of boffins at the UK's Centre for Computing History

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"hints of an early incarnation of the Microdrive software, which was later removed in production."

No, the code wasn't removed. The production ROM that went to customers was masked before the Microdrive code had been put in. This ROM is a continuation of the ROM development, putting code *in*, in the expectation that what Sinclair had been sending out was a temporary measure and would be replaced with the "real" finished version.

COBOL-coding volunteers sought as slammed mainframes slow New Jersey's coronavirus response

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Wait a mo, they want UNPAID volunteers? Where does it say that? "Volunteer" isn't the opposite of "paid", *UNPAID* is the opposite of "paid", *CONSCRIPT* is the opposite of "volunteer".

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Can I do it remotely? As with the PDP11 job some years ago, they want people on site now immediately at once, and I can't just abandon my life and go to the other side of the world.

Absolutely everyone loves video conferencing these days. Some perhaps a bit too much

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I get that on lots of forums. If the speed drops while fetching a page you can see who's got avatar pictures where they've just uploaded a mega-giga-pixel image and the forum simply serves it with img width="64" tags.

That awful moment when what you thought was a number 1 turned out to be a number 2

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Re: Excel hate?

"Just make sure the first line (preceding the data) contains "sep=<desired separator>", like "sep=;" or "sep=,""

That just results in every other data manipulation program I use complain that the number of fields in the first line doesn't match the rest of the file, or make the title of column zero "sep=". It's a COMMA seperated file, the seperator is a COMMA.

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Re: Excel hate?

I've had to go to extreme lengths to get around Excel's habit of translating anything that looks like a date or a number into internal format.

0114200xxxx ? Ok, that's 1.14e9

1/6 ? Ok, that's datedays(34646)

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Every replacement PC roll-out gets this.

"All my files are gone!!!!!"

Translation:

"I haven't yet recently opened anything yet because this is a new mahine, so there's nothing listed in the 'recently opened files' list and I don't understand file systems and actually know where the actual file is".

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, health secretary Matt Hancock both test positive for COVID-19 coronavirus

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Dominic Raab's actual designation is "designated survivor".

Short of tech talent to deal with novel coronavirus surge? Let us help – with free job ads on The Register

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Clearly my reg-fu isn't up to scratch, but I can't actually find where the job adverts are.

Asterix co-creator Albert Uderzo dies aged 92

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Re: O tempora, o mores!

I bought my nephews Asterix In Britain ... in Chinese. :) From their giggles the translation must have stood well.

Bad news: Coronavirus is spreading rapidly across the world. Good news: Nitrogen dioxide levels are decreasing and the air on Earth is cleaner

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Nice cover pic from the ZX Spectrum manual. :)

Captain Caveman rides to the rescue, solves a prickly PowerPoint problem with a magical solution

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Caaaaavvvveeemaaaaannnnn

Wonderful, you've pushed one earworm out of my head and pushed in another one. :)

Not exactly the kind of housekeeping you want when it means the hotel's server uptime is scrubbed clean

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Re: It's the same everywhere

I once got home to find a card saying "we've put your parcel in the bin".

WTF???? What right is it of them to decide to throw away my parcel???

I look in the bin. No parcel.

I look in next door's bin. No parcel.

On the way back to the kitchen I notice the lid on the water butt askew. Yep. Ruined parcel of books bobbing about in the water butt.

The Reg produces exhibit A1: A UK court IT system running Windows XP

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Re: What logic is this?

Gawd, don't tell me.

"Where's the tree icon? I always clicked on the tree icon."

"It's a blue swan in flight now. Can't you just look for the words?"

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Re: Sneakernet

I've got an XP box in the corner, and it's set up to scan removable media when it's inserted, as are the public sector Win7 systems I've been replacing over the last six months.

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But are they networked? Are they accessible to/from the Internet? There doesn't seem to be any indication how/if data gets in/out of them. If no and no they're functionally security-wise a TV.

Stuck at home? Need something to keep busy with? Microsoft has 115 ideas – including an awful SMBv3 security hole to worry about

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Re: Imagine a user...

You've got that upside-down. Data doesn't change programs, programs change data.

Grab a towel and pour yourself a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster because The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is 42

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That was Simon Jones.

Simon Jones = Arthur Dent

Peter Jones = The Book

Don't be fooled, experts warn, America's anti-child-abuse EARN IT Act could burn encryption to the ground

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It's simple, just refuse to route any packets with the 'evil' bit set.

I heard somebody say: Burn baby, burn – server inferno!

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Re: Tricks of the trade.

Oh good god. I've just spent a week working in an office where the radiator is on full blast and they control the temperature by opening the window.

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Re: Tricks of the trade.

You'd think that with half the population wearing nearly nothing and half the population being properly dressed, somebody would notice there would be a disconnect between different group's ambient temperature desire.

Put a damn jumper on!

And they said IoT was trash: Sheffield 'smart' bins to start screaming when they haven't been emptied for a fortnight

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Re: Road maintenance in Shropshire.

The government taxes your vehicle, not the owner.

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Re: Something seems wonky in that sentence

If you consider CO2 a pollutant, then yes.

If you are emitting carbon monoxide it's because you're incompletely combusting carbon. That's how chemistry works, you can't get carbon monoxide from anything else. The only alternative is complete combustion of carbon, which results in carbon dioxide.

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Re: Something seems wonky in that sentence

I expect some editor has mis-typed CO - ie carbon *mon*oxide, which *is* a pollutant, caused by inefficient combustion. Mainly solved by increasing the temperature at which combustion occurs.

'An issue of survival': Why Mozilla welcomes EU attempts to regulate the internet giants

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Re: We really need Firefox alive

and a transport company called Arriva.

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Re: ROFL

Sigh.

If you don't want to buy chlorinated chicken, then............... don't buy chlorinated chicken.

Call us immediately if your child uses Kali Linux, squawks West Mids Police

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If you see you child using a pencil - report them! Pencils can be used to write offensive letters!

Aw, look. The UK is still trying really hard to be the 'safest place to be online in the world'

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Re: About time

AAArrrrggghhh!!!!! I'd forgotten that existed!

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Also, how are UK regulatory authorities going to regulate furriners in furrin? Send in the gunboats? As well as having no understanding of internet technology, they show they have no understanding of the fundamental concept of state soverignty.

Microsoft's little eyes light up as Oscar-winning Taika Waititi says Apple keyboards make him 'want to go back to PCs'

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I love my Dell SK-3205 keyboards. Nice and chunky, proper tactile feedback, decent key travel, reminds me of my Remington International that I learned to type on.

Wake me up before you go Go: Devs say they'll learn Google-backed lang next. Plus: Perl pays best, Java still in demand

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My last job would've been IT-pizza delivery boy, except that the PCs had already been delivered by somebody else the previous day. All I did was take it out of the box, put it on the desk, and plug it into the power and network. So... I arrive at your house after your pizza has been delivered, and take it out of the box and put it on a plate for you. And my name badge claimed "IT Engineer".

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"And 2 in 5 programmers gripe they are underpaid"

And how many are underemployed?

You're a programmer, that's summut with computers isn't it, on-site field installation technician, that's "computers". It even says "Engineer" on the name badge.

RIP FTP? File Transfer Protocol switched off by default in Chrome 80

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Who on earth uses a *BROWSER* for file access to a server? That's the very point of FTP. *FILE* transfer.

Will Asimov fix my doorbell? There should be a law about this

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Dabbsy, you're white North European, you're not an immigrant, you're an ex-pat.

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Re: 3 laws for AI

I'm sure I read an Asmiov story where military chaps were concerned at the esalating costs of robot attack craft being destroyed, they tasked engineers with making the craft simple enough for "cheap" humans to pilot.

It’s not true no one wants .uk domains – just look at all these Bulgarians who signed up to nab expired addresses

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Re: 0845 anyone?

Which was an additional mind-crunching idiocy, as in the numbering changes, 08x was ****EXPLICITY***(*** specificed to be *****DISCOUNT**** rates.

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Re: Should we just be phasing out .co.uk

"If you have gone to the trouble of getting a .ltd.uk domain then you should get first call on all the other .xyz.uk domains."

So, Stirling Engineering should have first dibs on stirling.ac.uk - I think Stirling University would have words to day on that - and stirling.gov.uk - again, Stirling Council would like a word with you.

That's The. Whole. Point. of a hierarchial naming structure. These morons are the same sort of people who dump millions of files on their desktop, and see DOS 1 as the epitome of file storage.

US govt 'told Germany that Chinese spies bug' Huawei 5G kit. It also told the world Iraq had WMDs ready to deploy...

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Re: Errr

Yes, you have to trust that the people you trust are trust-worthy enough to source their supposedly-trustworthyness from trustworthy sources, and them also, and so on to the first electron flipped with a pin.

It's been one day since Blighty OK'd Huawei for parts of 5G – and US politicians haven't overreacted at all. Wait, what? Surveillance state commies?

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True, I do depend on NHS IT ensuring that what they supply to us at the coal face is properly vetted, but that's true of everything in life.

Need 32-bit Linux to run past 2038? When version 5.6 of the kernel pops, you're in for a treat

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The 32-bit ARM OS I'm running uses a time API that won't go bnag until 2248.