* Posts by J.G.Harston

3718 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Mar 2009

Senior engineer reported to management for failing to fix a stapler

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Re: Really?!

Years ago I encountered a system where on installing something, it cleaned up afterwards by clearing out $TEMP$. On this machine it had TEMP=C:\DOS

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Re: Not just in IT

With my first "my" car, I couldn't work out how to turn the damn cabin light on. I would pull over to check a map and open the door to turn the light on. I'd flipped and turned every switch I could find and prodded everywhere around the ceiling fitting to no avail.

When I finally remembered to check online before setting off one day I found that you had to *pull* the /rotating/ *headlight* knob. WTactualF?

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In one office I had to screw the stapler to the desk because people kept wandering off with it.

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This so amply demonstrates my repeated assertion that "IT" is the 21st century version of filling inkwells and sharpening pencils, and that the OP was *not* working "in IT". YOYOYOY people would spend tens of thousands of $CURRENCY and three years getting a degree to change people's passwords and replace printer cartridges is madness.

But it permeates the entire sector. It's like recruiting a teacher to clean school toilets and responding to their complaints "What? But you say you want to work in education. You're cleaning toilets *in* *a* *school*!"

Microsoft leaves the Office, rebrands everything as 365

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Re: Orifice at work Libre at home

I think you'll find that's 365.2425 days per year. Despite what Microsoft claims, 1900 wasn't a leap year.

AI recruitment software is 'automated pseudoscience', Cambridge study finds

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Re: I guess "Competence" isn't a consideration. . . .

"Whatever happened to hiring the most qualified candidate ???"

qualified often != competent

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If it removes human biases, it's not AI. If it's AI, it replicates human biases.

This smacks of "we must ensure our workforce contains people of every different colour, make it so!"

This rope-laying, ever-growing robot may one day explore your blood vessels

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There's some similarly fascinating work being done on non-rigid self-extending "snakes", which - because they are non-rigid - are retractable. They are essentially a tube stored inside itself, and it extends by inflating the intervening space. This is one of them.

Scanning phones to detect child abuse evidence is harmful, 'magical' thinking

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Plus it would mean 90% of your CPU power would be churning away running computationally hard data scanning.

Want to crawl inside a nuke plant swinging a hammer? No? Toshiba's inspection bots will do it instead

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Taking over yuman jobs. Won't they be demanding yuman rights, like on Star Trek?

UK hospitals fall back on pen and paper after Oracle Cerner outage

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Re: Downtime Procedures

The systems I work on, all the data is typed in, the only scrawl is the doctor's signiture on a printout. And with electronic dispensing, not even that.

Cost of living crisis less of problem for tech pro retirees than others

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Re: The 41k sweet spot

I don't think you earn £41K. You're paid £41K. You probably earn much more than that. Which is the fundamental problem with the IT industry. It refuses to pay people what they earn.

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Re: Interesting

I do more and more productive stuff out of employment than I do in employment. If I could afford to give up the job I'd be able to get some work done.

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49% are paid £42,000? Clearly, I'm one of the 51%. 42K is a distant unattainable dream.

Self-imposed climate change may have killed Martian life

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Kickstart terraforming

So, all that's needed is to re-instate a planetary magnetic field? Scatter loads of automatous magnetic field generators across the planet, get Quaid to switch them on.

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You don't need a library, inline code would easily do it. PRINT ;n;" comment";LEFT$("s",n<>1) has worked for me for over 40 years. Whatever code generates this site's content would have a similarly simple method.

People still seem to think their fancy cars are fully self-driving

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STOP CALLING IT AUTOPILOT!

People know what 'autopilot' is. They've been on aeroplanes, they've see movies. Autopilot is "switch on, take a nap".

People are coming out of retirement due to cost-of-living crisis

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Me please! Having to do my job gets in the way of getting any work done.

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Re: There is a perennial skills shortage in the IT industry,

Again, I ask, if they want to go into management, why the ***** are they going into IT?

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Re: Cost of Living?

I hear you. I worked overseas as a software developer. When I came to the UK I couldn't get considered for anything other than IT technician. "It's all computers, what are you complaining about?"

No, no, hear us out, say boffins: Foot fungus to measure your walk

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Foot (and other bodily) smells are caused by bacteria, not fungi.

No, working in IT does not mean you can fix anything with a soldering iron

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Re: Slightly larger scale

I had somebody guide me over the 'phone through some setup process who had never used full command names, or realised they existed, and had a really odd accent. He said something like: estab peetab 22. yerrwott???? Eventually I got him to enunciate what he was saying: press S, press the key next to Q, press P... GOD!!!! ARGH!!!!! stty port 22 !!!!!!!!! WHY NOT JUST SAY THAT IN THE FIRST P[LACE?!?!??!?!?

He truely did not realise that was what the command sequence was. It was just a magic sequence of key presses.

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Re: Other way round

Yes, I had that when I installed a copy of Chinese Windows for a friend. She thought she could just leave the PC with me. I had to force her to sit through the whole process translating for me.

Y O Y O Y O Y doesn't Windows use the RISC OS Internationalisation method, where the entire system is a single system, and you select on a per-use selection what language to use. Install full system. *Configure Language ZH, Reboot, walk away.

UK politico proposes site for prototype nuclear fusion plant

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"since the majority of steel making and coal mining in the region ended in the 1980s and 1990s."

OI! Sheffield makes more steel now than it has ever done. It's just that now it just takes one man and a dog to do it.

China may prove Arm wrong about RISC-V's role in the datacenter

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Re: A shot in the head is worth two in the feet

Remember what happened when the US banned exports of oil to Japan in the 1930s.

Arm job cuts hit UK harder than global rationalization

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Peculiar that they are shedding staff, while at the same time I keep seeing jobs with ARM being advertised - as confirmed by the article.

Google Translate dropped in mainland China

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translate.google.com sl=zh tl=en works fine for me. As does translate.google.co.jp translate.google.co.uk translate.google.co.nz translate.google.de translate.google.co.za translate.google.co.fr translate.google.ie

Fake vibrating teeth could make great hearing aids

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Fake teeth? I think you mean false teeth. And vibrating false teeth, not false vibrating teeth. Word order matters.

Arm founder says the UK has no chance of tech sovereignty

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Re: It's not clear..

We also have a national shortage of employers willing to get off their areses and and actually employ those skilled workers.

California to phase out gas furnaces, water heaters by 2030

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Re: Furnace?

Having been involved in central heating "boiler" systems on the electrical side for decades, it's clear we're seeing a historical fossil in the name from when central heating really did use steam to transfer the heat, as in my primary school in the '70s with the four-inch cast-iron distribution pipes and the admonishment from teachers not to fiddle with the valves.

Even in the '70s when, as a child, I "helped" my Dad install our central heating it was water as the delivery medium. When we covered it as part of my C&G in 1990 it was 60C flow 40C return to deliver 20C from the radiators, so it's never been a "boiling" system. I think there's just never been a neutral replacement term for the active heating part of the system. It's like pencil lead is still called lead centuries after clay/graphite composite started being used. "Water heater" doesn't work as that's a device connected directly to a hot tap to locally provide hot water.

Though, even though the American term is also a fossil, I cannot comprehend how "furnace" became their term. "Furnace" is something that heats to extremes with the intent of breaking down the stuff being heated, something you approach only when dressed in protective clothing.

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Re: Furnace?

No, I think "furnace" is left-pond speak for "central heating boiler".

Everywhere else in the world, "furnace" is the sort of thing used for smelting iron or steel, growing up in Sheffield the things I see glowing on the skyline.

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What about States Rights? If California wants to do this, that is their perfect right, but they have no right to force other states to do it.

If the whole *Federation* wants it to be done at *Federal* level, then do so - but I'm sure this is the sort of thing the Constitution says should be done at state level. Probably the Commerce Clause in the opposite way to how it's normally applied. "Stuff within state is stuff within state, you want it? get off your ares and deal with it.".

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Re: All-Electric Homes

I remember as a child in the early '70s moving to an all-electric house in the UK. My Dad spent the first few months ripping everything out and having a gas main put in for gas heating and cooking.

Soaring costs, inflation nurturing generation of 'quiet quitters' among under-30s

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Re: You sir or madame are correct.

"Quiet Quitting" sounds like good old Work To Rule. Do what you're paid to do, and no more.

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"I can't live on what I'm being paid, I'll ensure I don't get paid any more"

yerwot?????

Girls Who Code books 'banned' in some US classrooms

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Re: One day they will look at their daughters killed by the Moral Police...

How is 5p for a sanitary towel "prohibatively expensive"?

AI won't take coders' jobs. Humans still rule for now

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Re: AWEsome is as AWEsome does. UKGBNI MoD are Challenged to Deliver ...

Yes, but regardless of the energy, it's still the smallest possible leap that is not no leap at all.

Good news for UK tech contractors as govt repeals IR35 tax rules

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Re: Contractors rejoice

I didn't get any self-employed furlough because I hadn't been self-employed enough in the previous X years. I also didn't get any employed furlough because my contact had just ended a couple of weeks before. So, I got shafted both ways.

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Re: Excellent

Kwarteng's budget is so damaging, the Euro has tumbled against the dollar. And the Yen. And the Frank.

Or maybe it's the Dollar that's getting stronger.

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Re: Excellent

Do we want to encourage people to invest, or do we want to punish people who invest?

BT's emergency call handlers will join pay strikes

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Re: Well now....

'999' is routed by the exchange dialled by the dialler to a call centre - *exactly* how it is done now. But with that call centre staffed by Joint Emergency Services staff, not BT staff.

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Joke

"I'm just the lady who answers the space telephone"

Fake sites fool Zoom users into downloading deadly code

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Part of this is also the brain-dead decision by Zoom that: oh, we can't confuse our users by having them actually have to go through a proper install procedure, let's get it so ordinary-privilege users can have Zoom running by sticking it all in their UserApps directory, bypassing all their local Program Files protections.

You've heard of the cost-of-living crisis, now get ready for the cost-of-working crisis

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Re: 4 Day Week

In the 1970s, though, you worked for three days and were paid for three days. I'm only just breaking even being paid for five days.

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In Hong Kong (when I lived there) you could buy a ticket that lasted until you had used up the value of the ticket. Sorta like buying a ten-pound note for eight pounds. Also, when you got to the last few cents, that was good for any journey, so I used to save up cards with a couple of cents left on, and then use them for the longest journey I needed. :)

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Re: Email remains the most used communication method for work

19C *is* warm. I have my home heating set at 18C.

Excel's comedy of errors needs a new script, not new scripting

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Re: Clueless users

No. The closest I've worked out the structure is that I lived in Lei Yue Mun, which is in Kwun Tong, so I assumed the letters were R-for-something Kwun Tong.

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Re: Clueless users

Hey, I had a postcode in Hong Kong: RKT/12/C/601

Are they not used any more?

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Re: Clueless users

Gawd! And no end of doing field service work and finding the job sheet has the address of the post room, not the work site several miles away.

I think the worst I had was turning up at Mansfield Hospital and the equipment was waiting for me in Nottingham.

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Re: Clueless users

I managed to work out an Excel custom format to get phone numbers to display as phone numbers. Then couldn't work out how to copy it to a work spreadsheet. So started again from scratch - only to find that work's Excel is crippled to remove "custom data format".