Re: Astounding creatures!
29 posts • joined 18 Feb 2009
Sorry, only Kate's Serum on my face today.
Not for €300.
Thats a bit nippy.
Lester I'm Disapointed.. a huge vacuum chamber able to suck off 70kPa in 0.1 second! and all you could come up with is 'PARIS pops off'
Although I dont have a welcome mat, sorry.
wow! someone who hasn't seen one night.
WTF is wrong with the space time thingy?
Joikuspot is brilliant! Thats just saved me about a million quid.
Joikuspot Needs more attention!! El Reg you listening? review required!
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enu-hu-hu-huuuuff
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour
That's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power
The sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour
Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way
Our galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars
It's 100,000 light-years side-to-side
It bulges in the middle, 16,000 light-years thick
But out by us it's just 3000 light-years wide
We're 30,000 light-years from galactic central point
We go round every 200 million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whiz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light you know
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
Because there's bugger all down here on Earth
I'm betting you don't work in IT!
No actually I'm Hoping you don't work in IT!
What you doing here?
come to think of it what am I doing here?
What ever do you mean?
I used to but every freeview channel update say every 14 days wipes them making them a pointless waste of time.
Then get it Vinyl Wrapped with a picture, like those ones you see on the busess of headless people that line up with the internal seats, but this car would need all sorts of contortion positions... maybe playing Twister...
Because thats not an offical distance! as required to claim the world record, hence why these 'official distances' are being set on staged events.
the only way to get the true maximum would be to have an officiated distance event running a known circuit... which would not be cheap to set up.
Before you start READ:
now rant away...
So let me guess...
a Playmobil character inserted into PARIS' Crew Utility Node Thingy
Or perhaps you can use another Cockpit / Box reference...
I'm, like, SO bored of this McKinnock guy and his aparagus syndrome. Can't we, like, change the channel or something? Oh my God, he's just a hacker geek, anyway, yeah?
Damn did I miss it? lost my phone/organiser.
With there Carbon Nanotube Railguns...
Hmm.. wonder what velocity these projectiles can reach by accidental static discharge???
shouldn't that be Philip J Fry? Aa in the same middle name as Homer J Simpson? (Jay as in Jay ward?)
as Zoidberg would say Woop woop woop..
not a surprise really.
But even I know that if you want the liquid to come out you need to put a gas back in... Glug Glug.. and in the case of liquid Hydrogen, you really dont want to let the air in.. warmed up Hydrogen as gas from the engines is best!
'The explosion, known to its chums as GRB 080916C, occurred on 15 September in the constellation Carina at a distance of 12.2 billion light-years from Earth'
'The explosion, known to its chums as GRB 080916C, was detected on 15 September in the constellation Carina at a distance of 12.2 billion light-years from Earth'
(even I know it occured 12.2 Billion Years ago)
I haven't been able to find a hair drier to fit my regular car now they are mains voltage I'm sure it wont be long.
would anyone want to pretend to be someone else?
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