* Posts by Alex

3 posts • joined 12 Feb 2009

World of Warcraft: 'The crack cocaine of the computer world'

Alex
Coat

Wanna break their addiction?

If parents don't think they can stop their child playing WarCrack, I would suggest the two parents set up a rota and level a character of their choice on the same server but on the opposing faction then gank their child whenever he goes online. THat'll learn the little bastard...though can I have his T3 epic gear before he gives up please?

US Navy orders new electric hyper-kill railgun

Alex
Alien

I for one

welcome our Mach-5 electromagnetic kill-ray wielding overlords, but then I'm one them so I would, wouldn't I?

Prime Minister out-nonsensed by Conservative Wikifiddler

Alex
Paris Hilton

Mob rule encyclopedia

Never trust an information source controlled by the mob. As Jung said 'to find out the IQ of a mob, take the average intelligence of its individual members then divide that by the number of people present'

Paris - cos even she's not dumb enough to believe what she reads in a wiki

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