* Posts by Just Thinking

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Hated contractor tax might disappear

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Depends

I have known contractors who have worked exclusively for the same company for a very long time (20 years in one case), and they really should be classed as employees for tax purposes.

But probably very few of them became contractors with the express aim of finding a permanent job then fiddling the tax system. Most likely they got in with a company, had their contract extended, didn't see any reason to go looking elsewhere, and time drifted by.

That is the problem - exactly when does a genuine contractor become a de facto employee. HMRC have pushed the limit back a bit to far.

This is especially true when other, better paid, sectors are doing exactly the same thing, arguably in a premeditated way, and getting away scot free.

Whitehall to puff punters: 'Hide your fags'

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What are you on about?

That does your rant have to do with changing the packaging on cigarettes? How is that going to ruin your life?

One of the most serious problems with smoking is children taking it up before they are old enough to make an informed choice, and then finding it very difficult to give up later on. Sure, a lot of that is due to peer pressure, bravado, seeing their parents smoke etc.

But having a huge shiny "advert" for tobacco in every corner shop certainly doesn't help. Why would they put it there if it didn't work? And if that advert can be removed while making naff all difference to anybody's daily life, I can't see why so many people are getting apoplectic about it.

What is all the ranting is about?

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Advertising

Tobacco companies know full well that their product kills their customers, and the also know full well that a mature adult is unlikely to take up smoking for the first time once they get beyond a certain age. So they have no option but to cynically target children in any way they can.

Look at a typical supermarket or newsagent. The massive, brightly coloured, well lit wall of cigarettes behind the till is an advert, pure and simple. Aimed squarely at children. You might as well let the tobacco companies sponsor school sports days.

That is why packaging is an issue.

Smokers, get over yourselves. Nobody gives a shit about your stinking habit, nobody is going out of there way to deprive you of your rights. Nobody cares. Get on with it. Just do it in a way which doesn't encourage kids to follow suit.

Chickens show empathy: Official

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Possibly true

Out three hens always gather on a bench before turning in. One day, I saw two of them still out there, much later than usual. I can only conclude that this was because the third hen was "missing".

Actually she had turned broody and was safely tucked up in the coop. Empathy, yes. Intelligence, not so much.

Bury council considers mass outsourcing

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Private companies *can* do it cheaper

Councils are already talking about sharing services to cut costs, but a couple of councils joining forces to share IT or something isn't going to save much.

One company, providing the same service to every council in the country, can provide the service at a much lower cost. Economies of scale, massive buying power, etc.

Now the question is, will that company pass its cost savings on to the councils, or just keep them as extra profit?

Feds charge 10 with running Nigerian 419 scam

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Marks

"I gave all my money to Mr Madoff, because he promised me incredible risk free returns"

"And then what happened?"

"He, er, made off with it"

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419 still works???

Seriously, does anyone still fall for this?

Will we ever reach the point where honest peoples' taxes are no longer spent protecting idiot victims from idiot crooks?

BBC accused of coming out for porn opt-in?

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Your missing the point

The difference is, porn is dangerous. Especially dangerous porn, which is really dangerous.

Government flies kite for VAT changes

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WTF?

Eh?

What is so special about Guernsey flower growers? There are many thousands of small businesses and self employed tradesmen on the mainland who have to deal with the complexities of VAT.

Many of them are in low margin businesses, which hit the VAT turnover threshold before the owner is even making a living wage.

And if this law is intended to support small businesses in Guernsey, why no upper limit on turnover so that big businesses can't exploit it?

Sounds like an ill-conceived botch-up.

Health experts flip over McD's burger-flip toy

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I'm guessing you don't have kids

For those with kids of toddling age, just remember that in 10 years time you will filling bin bags with half a ton of smashed up plastic items, pausing once in a while when you remember that this one or that one was really quite expensive, and did they actually play with it before it broke in half?

The you will have the depressing thought that you could have probably paid off the mortgage, or had a better car, if you hadn't bought all this crap which your kids didn't get anything out of anyway.

I could say don't do it, but I would be wasting my time because you will.

Virgin offers unlimited action for a fiver

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WTF?

Unlimited, again

3000 texts a month is 3000 texts a month. About 100 a day. Quite a lot, but far from unlimited.

How do they keep getting away with this?

ECJ gender ruling 'could throw insurance into turmoil'

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Yes you are being too simple

What if what /has/ happened is an unlikely, but catastrophic accident caused by a member of your club, and the payouts run into millions? More than the members can afford?

The club would need to be underwritten. By an insurance company.

At which point the club would become an insurance broker.

True you *might* save a small amount if it was a not-for-profit insurance broker. If you can find someone who is capable of running it for you, who isn't already busy running a for-profit insurance broker.

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A bit extreme

As much as I hate tailgaters, even the best driver can momentarily lose concentration. So slamming the anchors on at random does risk an accident, even if the person behind you is a reasonably good and careful driver.

You would take that risk if a child ran out in front of you, but not just because you spotted a parking place.

German 'minister for cut'n'paste' resigns over PhD plagiarism

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How many more?

A bit foolish to plagiarise in the internet age. Even in 2007 there must have been tools to spot this sort of thing.

What about older theses, from way before the web? Are any enterprising journos scanning those in and checking for matches in Google?

This could be better than the expenses scandal.

Anon Mail commenters to stay anon

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Common sense

When compared to the airport tweet.

Fairness FAIL: When small print contradicts the big print

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Asterisks

Ban those pesky little asterisks next to the headline claim as well. Sometimes there isn't even a footnote to explain it. It just means "this isn't really true".

If a claim isn't straightforward enough to be printed in three words, then they shouldn't be allowed to print those three words in large type and explain them in fine print underneath.

If a special offer requires a paragraph to explain all the get-out clauses, then they should be forced to print the whole thing, together, in the same sized font. Maybe then the idea of adding so many get-out clauses might seem less attractive.

Security shocker: Android apps send private data in clear

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But surely

If you have something in your calender you don't want other people to know about, you shouldn't be doing it?

Cornish pasties awarded protected status

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Grow your own

The stuff from the supermarket is probably months old and has lost almost all of its original flavour. And probably a variety chosen because it grows quickly, rather than its taste.

Swede and turnip straight out of the ground is completely different, delicious. Swedes are still just as difficult to cut though.

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Too far

Its just meat and vegetables wrapped in pastry. Doesn't make any difference whatsoever where it is made.

They will be telling us next that Yorkshire pudding has to be made in Yorkshire. No, its eggs, milk and flour, and getting the oven hot enough.

If regional name relates to the manufacturing process rather than the quality of the local ingredients, the the "style" tag is implied.

Government defends need for census

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Depends where you live

In some areas of the country things move more quickly than that. I live in a rapidly expanding new town where the rate of growth seems to depend to a large extent on how quickly the developers want to build houses, depending in turn on the housing market.

Most of the rapid expansion in population is from people moving in. The mix of people depends on the local economy - will there be more local jobs, or will it become ever more of a dormitory own. Will the next generation of kids be able to afford houses here?

10 year old census information ins't much help here. Ten years before our local schools were built, this entire district (thousands of houses) was fields, with developers still deciding when and what they were going to do with it.

I was, of course, being facetious about how easy it might be to scrape all this information from other sources (most of them are not publicly available anyway). But a ten year time frame is too long.

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Once every ten years

A lot of people can come and go in 10 years, both in terms of births and deaths, or simply moving house, or even moving country.

I can't see how this infrequent information is particularly useful for planning things likes schools, or care for the elderly. So presumably the authorities already use other sources of information to plan ahead (if not they ought to).

It seems to make sense to go the whole hog and collate this information more frequently from other sources. Forget once every ten years, they could do it in real time. Get some open source hackers to do it for free, obviously.

Facebook reviews smut policy after slave site uprising

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Sex

First they banned it on Second Life, now Facebook.

Westboro Baptist Church taunts Anonymous over supposed attack plan

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What's the big deal?

99% of people on this forum are atheists, why does it bother you so much that some church group or other hates homosexuals?

If you try to crowbar a 2000 year old religious text into the reality of modern life, you are unlikely to come up with a coherent moral framework. You either equivocate about the text, or spout frothing mouthed bigotry, or more often some combination of the two.

US scientists build laser-killing device

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Not just that

Can't see the point in publishing an article which makes a hashed attempt at explaining how a laser works to a group of people who probably already know.

Census threatens spies' cover

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Why leave it out?

It doesn't seem any more pointless a question to ask in England than in Wales. There isn't exactly a wall between the two countries.

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Question 7

Surely everyone lives in a temporary structure?

London councils reveal joint IT jobs cut plan

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Urban myth

If "mommies" aren't allowed to drive their kids into school, and aren't allowed to walk them in either, I'm not sure what you want them to do?

But I think it is a bit of an urban myth. I often walked my kids to and from school, and there were plenty of other people doing the same thing. There was one car I used to see trundling along from a house about 200 yards from the school, dropping the kid off then trundling back again. That's just one car. Maybe she was disabled and had trouble walking, maybe she was just an idiot.

Very few people choose to drive their child to school if they didn't need to, for the simple reason that it is a nightmare. It's a nightmare because the councils take delight in building schools with inadequate dropping off facilities, to discourage people from driving their kids in. But then they spoil it by not providing enough local places, so kids get allocated to schools which are miles away.

This myth seems to exist at least partly because the roads clear during the school holidays. Even the main roads are clearer - why is that, if the problems are caused by people driving their kids 1/4 mile to school?

Fact is, is you took any significant group of road users of the roads for a week, the roads would be noticeably clearer. It just never happens, except with the school run.

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Not free

Open source is free if you are using it at home, and you know what you are doing.

For a large organisation, it carries the same support and training costs as commercial software. Possibly more so, because it is more difficult to recruit staff who are already skilled in it. And, dare I say it, there are a few open source products which don't work quite as well as their commercial counterparts.

It has its place - you would need strong reasons to run Windows web servers rather than Linux. But you can't assume that switching to open office across the organisation will save money overall.

IT grad claims £5m for crap degree

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If his case is incoherent and makes no sense

presumably next stop the ECHR

TiVo calls time on ageing set-tops

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Digital switchover is worse

Well I know how they feel because I am about to ditch a perfectly good HDD recorder, when it becomes completely useless after the digital switchover. I also need to shell out for an aerial/dish.

All so I can watch such delights as BBC3.

I am sure there are far more people left out of pocket by the digital switch than there are owners of 9 yo TiVos. It doesn't owe you anything, you are lucky it kept working for so long.

HTML5 kicked into 2014

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TV

You guys live alone, I take it?

Can't see my family huddled round a laptop watching Dr Who on iPlayer.

Hardware keyloggers found in Manchester library PCs

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Also

Why would such a person have online banking?

They probably have to walk past the bank to get to the library.

One third of Russians say Sun revolves round Earth

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Acceleration

If two trains are travelling at the same speed, then suddenly their relative speeds change abruptly, is that because train A braked hard or train B accelerated hard?

Those two situations are not equivalent, you can tell one from the other. Just check which set of passengers spilled their coffee.

Same with the earth going round the sun, afaik, but the acceleration involved is thousands of times less than gravity.

Starbucks' iPhone barcode app easily scammed by screengrab

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Disagree

I have to say I totally disagree with this.

Starbucks have deliberately designed a system with minimal security, but quick and easy to use, for small transactions. They presumably did this to get customers through quicker at busy times, maybe lose a member of staff, reduce costs of taking card payments or handling lots of small change, and to offer a perceived better service. ie to make more money.

Against that they calculated the fraud losses would be tiny. Their decision, their risk. If someone complains of misuse, unless there is a specific reason to not believe them, they should refund no questions. Thats the deal, as far as I am concerned.

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Reasonable-ish security

I can't see many people doing this scam. If a crook sees an iPhone laying around unattended, surely they will just nick the phone?

Having stolen the bar code (with or without the phone) how many times can they risk using it? Only a few times, otherwise they might get caught out. Then what - wait until they get opportunistic access to another person's iPhone?

The marginal costs to Starbucks is the cost price of the cup of coffee, not the sale price. That is assuming the customer notices, and can be bothered to seek a refund (if not, Starbucks have made a profit on the deal).

Against this is the benefit of being first in the market to accept payment by iPhone, and the media coverage that gets.

A bit lazy not implementing transaction counting, but all in all the level of scurity matches the risk.

Three jailed for phone box thievery

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But

Isn't "sanitising" phone boxes what got them in trouble in the first place?

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Eh?

I recently bought a perfectly good mobile phone from Asda for £10, including £5 credit (8p per minute, should last a while for emergency use).

Who is supposed to pay to maintain phone boxes which almost nobody uses? The people who do use them, I would say.

Wii Countdown conundrum brands family 'SH*THEADS'

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Looking for new words?

Here's one - vocabulary. He could add that to his "word bank".

EC parades common phone charger

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Car chargers

It has always seemed a bit odd that every phone in the world has a different charger connector, but every car in the world has the same cigar lighter to plug the charger into.

Doner kebab saves bloke's life

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What is it about kebab shops?

Why are the best ones are in the dodgiest areas?

The van on our estate, perfectly safe to visit but horrible food. Although they look to be doing quite well (brand new van and a couple of new 4x4s parked next to it).

There is a much better shop a bit further away, but the area is just plain scary. Avoid any eye contact with the other customers, and certainly don't look at their dogs.

Sir Elton outs iPad 2 release date

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Love that idea

Elton John having to wait for his birthday to get an iPad. They are quite expensive, maybe it is a combined birthday and christmas present?

UK police crime map website: Who's the victim here?

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Harris?

I think you are getting it mixed up with Nathan Barley's cock muff bumhole?

BBC apologises for Top Gear outrage

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What's this?

Anyone remember those sombrero based Mexican jokes of yesteryear?

O-O

or even

-O-

Still as funny as they ever were.

Consumers urged to step up wireless security

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Why not?

Well if someone does use your connection to do bad stuff, you have basically helped them get away with a crime.

You might not get prosecuted for it but you will probably have your computers taken away, and possibly not see them again for a long time.

And, given the current laws in this country, they are probably going to find something, however ridiculous, to do you for.

Photo loss blogger to Flickr: You're f*cking kidding

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Flickr isn't a cheap service

$12 is plenty to pay for a bit of disk space and bandwidth. It ought to be enough for them to provide a system which can recover an account a short while after they have accidentally deleted it.

I am actually surpised they charge at all.

Surely this incident will cost them more in lost custom than it could possibly have cost to put in a better system in the first place.

In defence of Comic Sans

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TLA's

Fairly common, and not unreasonable, to separate the s with an apostrophe to indicate the plural of an acronym. Especially as mixed case acronyms are all the rage these days. How else would you know it was a plural rather than just ending in s?

Hansard to pulp paper processes

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History

I do sometimes wonder if, in 100 years time, we will be a great big hole in the historical records. There will still be photographs of the first world war, but what about us? Nobody will know how to read the few SD cards and USB sticks which survive, and they wouldn't understand the data formats even if they did. Any physical "photos" printed with cheap ink on bleached paper will long since have faded to nothing.

The internet, in whatever form it might exists, will have churned a few times. Your blog won't still be there. Even facebook might have forgotten us all.

So much for the little trivial insights into daily life like diaries or till receipts, even bigger stuff like Hansard is becoming digital. Unless it is continously being copied and converted to modern formats, in a historical timeframe it it will all disappear. Is anyone doing that?

Malawi poised to outlaw farting

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Technically

That is a rhyme itself

Gatwick Airport security swoops on 3-inch rifle

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No joke

The problem is that the security staff are doing a very important job, and this seems to indicate that they don't fully understand what that job is.

With this "rules is rules" mentality, what chance is there that they might spot something which is actually suspicious but isn't against any specific rule. The next bomb probably won't be in somebody's shoes or pants.

Pothole-spotter app aims to stop arse ache

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Targets

"Glasgow has been told about 1,167 potholes and has fixed 167 of them."

Do they have a target to never have more than 1000 potholes?

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