Omnipotent in our universe, not in its own.
99 posts • joined 30 Jan 2009
Or perhaps it can, but with a much coarser simulation fidelity (lack of sleep causes groggy, muddle-brained behaviour) In a similar vein, the greater the world population gets, the less simulation time is available per person, so the stupider we get. :-)
Sonic the Hedgehog
In other news, Sonic the Hedgehog failed to make a viable computing device out of gold rings and other items lying about in his world, and declared that he had proved mechanical computation was impossible.
By that metric, one could argue that Cern scientists are actually endangering the universe. If their particle probings cause the simulator of our universe to have to work extra hard, whoever is running the simulation might decide our universe is over budget, processing-wise, and shut it down.
Ah, the 90's. In the post production place I worked, we had several Onyx machines, which were something to behold. They were 5.5 feet tall, and you could fly a kite above their fan output vents. Awesome kit.
Re: Chicken and egg
Cause and Effect are the outmoded tools of the Patriarchy, you monster! No PhD in Feelology for you.
The article's description of deep learning nets is actually describing convolutional nets, which are typically used in image processing. These use a fixed, smaller set of weights which are applied in a sliding window over an image (hence convolutional). These are a type of deep learning system, but do not well describe the field as a whole.
Seems fair enough to me. Ok, strong AI is still a way off, but facial recognition (for example) is real enough. And companies are already using deep neural architectures for data prediction. Both of those areas could raise ethical issues. As for IoT, how well are they secured? Could these voice activated home entertainment things get compromised by some nefarious third party?
That said, tasking ofcom with "analysing the algorithms involved" doesn't seem like a particularly sound approach.
Prince Philip won't want to be outdone. I bet he's in the middle of an insult-training montage right now.
All gadgeted out.
My mobile phone is already beeping at me approximately 10x more frequently than I would like. The last thing I need is another yammering digital nag to double up the interruptions.
Plutonian overlords lurking in the ocean?
This post was nothing but a faint excuse to write the word "Plutonian".
Re: AKA 'old rectory syndrome'
This is exactly true. We Brits like to play around at corporate sociopathy, but in truth, our hearts aren't really in it. Our dream is just to get out with enough cash to stop worrying, rather than to crush the world beneath our bootheels.
Re: What a load of BS
"if it's true that young people overwhelmingly favor Clinton, who won't touch H1B, doesn't that make them dumb?"
Not necessarily dumb, I think they're just easily led, and haven't looked into the details. Hilary Clinton is a woman, and of the left, so she MUST be the nice candidate, and Trump is a rich businessman, and a bit of a stupid-haired loudmouth so he must be the horrible one.
Personally I think Trump is a great candidate: he's anti-war, he can't be bought, he'd like to get along with Russia, he wants to penalize H1B hiring and other offshore outsourcing activities to favour American workers, and he supports universal health-care.
Re: No dice gentzz
"How strange that you don't seek equal representation in child-care, textile workers, nursing, secretarial, shop assistants, care of the elderly, telephone receptionists and commercial cleaning."
It's not strange at all. He's not the one saying that men and women should have statistically identical job distributions - his point was that the people who do say that are cherry picking the careers for which they demand equality.
Is this for normal healthy people? They can play all the quirky jazz/swing music they like over their ad, the users just look like sick people in electric wheelchairs.
Interest plays a role
If computer programming really grabs you (as it did to me as a teenager) you will spend hours a day learning whatever algorithm or language takes your fancy, off your own back and in your own time. This sort of effort produces a different order of ability than a student who is doing a course, and working diligently hoping to get a good grade.
Cantankerous middle aged men/women like me (and many other El Reg readers) will never bow to our data overlords, but youngsters will grow up with such surveillance, and regard it as normal. We will end up bewildered, impotently shaking our fists. All together now - "It's the ciiiiircle of life"
Re: BT - the caring company.
Fibre broadband is something of a rarity in main English cities as well. I live in West London, no fibre for us,and no-one can tell me when it might get installed. A pox on BT+OpenReach. I yearn to see them split asunder.
Re: "was turned off at the time of the crash"
"And in the instants before? You have to reconstruct all the events leading to a crash. Was the autopilot a factor? Did the driver disabled it in an attempt to avoid the crash? If the autopilot was enabled before? Did it deceived somehow the pilot, causing him to choose the wrong response?"
Or did the Autopilot call the driver a bumface? Or... or... none of those things. You seem to be fishing.
Re: Do we want to advance or not?
"A.I. is as allergic to the infinite complexities of the real world as those alien microbes in 'The Andromeda Strain' were to rain."
Balls. Neural networks (which all modern AI systems use), are the best paradigm we have for dealing with real world data.
Re: Female Privilege
As others have said, this was more a question of straight corruption. Female privilege, is what keeps Hillary Clinton inexplicably high in the polls, no matter what she's found to have done.
Flirting with Linux Mint
So heinous are windows 10's upgrade shenanigans, that I actually went to Linux Mint's website, First thing I saw was that there are 3 different versions of it, and that was enough to repel me - I'd be bound to pick the wrong one. But if *I* (an utter lazy arse) was annoyed enough with windows to start looking around, the writing's surely on the wall.
I don't know why everyone thinks Trump would be so awful as the US president. What do they think he's going to do? What makes George W Bush, Obama, and bloody Hillary Clinton so brilliant that only someone of their ilk can do the job? Trump seems anti war, he's not a religious nut, and he certainly is a brilliant, tough negotiator.
I think the real outcry originates from the political careerists, who know that if someone from the world of commerce comes in and does their top job well, they'll be done for.
So the girls are beating the boys at science and engineering, eh? Good on them! I have a strong lazy streak, so how about we blokes sit back, and let the women drive things forward for a while. Let's see, I'd like strong AI, a human colony on Mars and errm if you could make fusion practical that would be ace! Cheers girls!
MiHsC, developed by Mike McCulloch, offers an alternative model for inertia, which works well in large, low acceleration situations. It predicts galaxy rotation accurately, without any need of additional dark matter. I wonder if it might apply in this situation.
Re: Here's the Windows 10 future I see ... it will be used to download Android desktop
I'm guessing Remix OS uses java as its primary development language. The day google decided that android would use a JVM is a day that will live in infamy.
All I know is, Bulgaria was robbed - ROBBED I tell you.
MiHsC - an interesting new theory
Mike Mcculloch's MiHsC theory, which he uses as a basis for his explanation of the EMDrive, also predicts galactic rotation far more accurately the General Relativity. Using MiHsC, the need for dark matter to be added in different places to make the equations work is removed, as the theory fits the observed galactic rotations without any tweaking. Mike has a list of over a dozen anomalies that his theory correctly predicts.
My point being, even if you consider the EMDrive to be a bit sketchy, MiHsC is still well worth a look.
Re: Bunch of tosspots
"Why do certain beliefs get accepted? Why is the FSM any more or less disprovable from anything else?"
The church's (increasingly historical) significance in society is not because it's religious claims are inherently believable - rather, it is because societies have tended to function reasonably well and flourish under Christianity.
Magnanimity in Voctory
The fact that these people can clown around like pirates with colanders on their head, during what is apparently a ceremony signifying their lifelong commitment to each other, demonstrates that religion is no longer calling the shots in New Zealand. It's a spent force, and this dancing on its grave is unseemly in my view.
Sometimes it's nice to go out to the cinema, even if TV sets are catching up with cinema facilities. It makes an evening a bit more of an occasion than just flopping down in front of the telly. Especially if you're lucky enough to be able to visit an old independent cinema, some of the old ones really are beautiful.
Re: "so you go to the multiplex"
'A field in England' was a superb film. “If you do not cease, we may be blasted by an ill planet!”
In my experience, as soon as someone starts proclaiming that their "epic vision can't be contained in a mere..." it's time to head for the exit.
Re: Independent cinemas
That's very true - independent cinemas are usually a joy in comparison to the big chains. They often show a more interesting, varied programme of films too.
Re: The triumph of the free market
Pillock yourself. That's a nice abstract model you're using, but that's not what necessarily happens at all, as this very article shows. Cinema's aren't happy to go bust, so they will do their best to attract customers, for example by allowing them to do what the hell they want (use mobile phones during the film). This relaxation of standards allows the Cinema to struggle along, and sooner or later using your mobile phone throughout a film becomes the new normal.
Societal norms change, (for example, your first word in reply to a perfectly civil comment was an insult, which would not me normal pre-internet). However the only force of change that the free market is able to bring to bear on a problem is pleasing the customer. Even when the customer is a slob.
The triumph of the free market
This is one of the most insidious problems of the free market. Its only solution to a problem is to try to try to work out how to make the malcontents happy. Clearly there are times when this works well, but there are other times when a swift boot in the behind is indicated. The free market can never provide this boot, because it is not a figure of authority, it is a simpering beggar, willing to do anything for your cash.
Net result is a gradual lowering of the general standards, as all outrageous behaviour is merely "the reality we live in" and can never be fought against. There is a form of capital that can't quite be measured on a balance sheet. It consists of good manners, and consideration in society at large. That capital is being used up for free by people like this Cinema owner.
Pump up the podule,
Pump up the podule,
Pump up the podule,
Re: Post euphoric bliss
The benefit and knowledge will go where, and how, Elon Musk decides it should go. It is his. He's the one who decided to do this incredibly significant thing with his billions, so the fruits of his labours are his. And that is morally right, he has proved himself deserving of this, by achieving it.
I dislike left-wingers' insistence that politicians are the sort of people to whom we ought to give such decision making powers.In my view, such career politicians are a bunch of second hand car salesmen, the slimiest and most ruthless of which gets to the top. I can't think of a worse system to be honest. I can't wait for the day when the entire professional political class is disintermediated. Personally I'd much rather a good hearted, driven "doer" like Elon Musk was in charge of such things, than a load of "elected" politicians in thrall to donors, and their own political careers.
Re: BEAM - lack of ports
Presumably they could have more than one, as long as they only used one at a time. Not that another robot arm is a realistic prospect of course, but power wouldn't seem to be the problem.
Re: Congratulations etc.
They just landed a rocket on a barge, for god's sake - they can chant whatever they want!
Re: Deep Learning?
"I balk at giving these and other concepts names that attempt to anthropomorphize what the process is doing."
Given you don't have any knowledge of the subject at all, it's not clear what business you have "balking" at what people in that subject area choose to name things. The anthropomorphic terms have come from the inspiration NN researchers have taken from the brain over the years. Not the other way round, and there's nothing particularly high-falutin' about them once you get to grips with it.
If you refer to a "block of code", might I say "A block is what you build a tower with, stop anthropomorphizing"?. We use words metaphorically all the time. You just happen not to know these particular machine learning terms, and for some reason have taken exception to them.
You also mis-characterize the "academic set". Their mindset is that of highly motivated programmers, armed with the specialist knowledge that anyone would have having studied something for a long time. To be honest, it just sounds like you have a chip on your shoulder.
Re: Deep Learning?
"Deep" refers to the new algorithms' abilities to learn deep architectures - that is, neural networks with serveral (3 or 4) hidden layers. The multiple hidden layers are what give the NN it's power, but historically, machine learning algorithms have performed poorly on such neural networks.
The difference in the first deep learning methods was to train the neural networks layer by layer, in an unsupervised manner. This did a lot to "sort out" the data, and made the later back propagation phase more tractable.
Since then, a variety of different architectures and methods have been discovered, and the phrase "Deep Learning" has broadened somewhat to represent the new resurgence in neural network methods.
Deep learning is absolutely not B.S. - though calling it A.I. is a little misleading. What it is is a much more powerful data modelling / prediction paradigm, which allows a new class of applications (speech recognition / language translation etc).
The only art form left...
So, the only art form left standing will be advertising. We are a moribund, shriveled humanity. A million emperors of nothing.
Re: It's not "Rocket Science"
It doesn't seem clear to me (from this article) that it was the Russian launcher that was at fault.
We make webGL visualization apps / sites etc. When we're testing something new, it's always the iPhone which runs up against some limitation or other. Their render performance is pretty good, but whether it's Z-buffer resolution, off screen render buffer size limits... there always seems to be something it can't quite do. That's not to say it's necessarily the GPU of course, could be something in Safari, or elsewhere in IOS.
Re: What users want ...
"If you have a problem with LibreOffice, then fix it - you have the source code and a license to use it."
The year of "Linux on the desktop" is clearly imminent. Any day now, I tell you...
He looks like a copper bottomed, IEEE certified bell-end. I'd rather go and live off the land than dance for that guy.
I'm not sure of this Woman's credentials, but anyone who holds BT Openreach's feet to the fire regarding fibre broadband is ok in my book. I live in West Kensington, London, and our Fibre rollout is barely in the planning stages.
Re: Local app
Ah, thanks. That's some good news. I was possibly frothing at the mouth just a little in the last post :-)
Re: Success myopia - like it!
You're right of course, there are some interesting ideas presented at TED, But there's also a certain smugness in the air which I find unappealing. The underlying message always seems to be one of self congratulation, which makes me suspicious that the audience are there to feel good about themselves, rather than learn anything. Not that there's anything wrong with feeling good about oneself, but TED claims to be about ideas, whereas it seems to me to be primarily about mutual pats on the back.