* Posts by BristolBachelor

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Godly Aussie MP accused of being online 'smut' junkie

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addiction

@Sam LIddicott

I think that we are supposed to be addicted to reproduction. Without it the species dies out...

As for heavily commercialised and exploited, well it may be, but I don't know what isn't

Judge Dredd returns to the silver screen

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and 3D

You forgot to say that it will have over-emphasised 3D, with everything having 10x more depth than it really should, just to shove the 3D in your face...

USB stick with anti-terror training found outside police station

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USB Sticks

Sounds to me like this was a USB stick given to everyone who went to a seminar. Probably after 3 solid days of powerpoint, the poor plod was brain dead and didn't notice that they dropped it!

As for encryption on USB; the problems I've found is that the necessary software often has to run on an administrator account to be able to set-up a device driver. Then it doesn't work if you plug it into a different PC that doesn't give you admin rights, or it craps out if you need to use it on Vista or Win7, and in some cases then the USB stick cannot be recognised by the OS ever again (even to access the non-encrypted part)...

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Camera

i imagine it just says "if they got a tan and a funny accent ***, beat them up then bill the tax payer"

***You missed out "or camera".

HP Pavilion dv6-3085ea 15.6in notebook

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Screen, trackpad, instant on

Yes, the screen is quite nice - but only if you are viewing it exactly right, and also move yourself and the screen to avoid reflections of the room around you (or even your own face!). I'm not a fan of it at all.

The trackpad also has a major flaw for my liking. I normally have to keep a finger on the button when using a track-pad, but if you do that with this one, it keeps thinking that the finger you are using to move the pointer is somewhere else. It happens totally at random and I can't express in pleasant words how I feel about it. Thankfully I normally use a mouse.

Quick start is excellent for occasional use. A word of warning however. When it says that does email, it does not. It just does web but with an email icon for webmail. It does not support pop3 or IMAP4.

Unity – iPhone code swap approved by Jobs (for now)

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Until it's popular on Android

I guess that Apple will not be impressed once devs start using unity to target Android; it is the evil competition, after all.

If devs start devoloping the same app for iPhone and Android, Apple loos one of the big selling points of the iPhone - all the apps in app store.

Glasses-less 3D TV by Xmas? Not likely, says 3D TV exec

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3D TVs & Japan

Was in Japan for 3 weeks over summer. There were lots of demos of 3D TVs, with active and passive glasses. Although people were having a look, there didn't seem to be any interest in buying from anyone. It wasn't the issue of the cost of the glasses so much, but the fact that you need them, and not seeing the benefits of 3D except the gimmick.

Lenticular style glasses-free 3D displays were also shown, but the problem with them was the small sweet-spots where you actually got the 3D, and the lots of sh*t-spots where you got the same effect as the childrens moving image toys.

I did see one demonstration of a glasses-less TV that was very impressive (partly because it wasn't overdone like the recent 3D films), but I don't think that it was near production.

Energizer bunny hits iPhone, BlackBerry - wirelessly

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Advantages vs. disadvantages

ADVANTAGES:

I can save the 10 seconds it takes to pick-up the charger plug and plug it into the socket on my phone.

DISADVANTAGES:

It will cost more for no additional device functionality.

Inductive charging automatically means no "energy star"

My iPod automatically charges anyway when I put it in the dock on my HiFi.

The £0.50 USB cable I use to charge my phone at work will now be a £?? mat and always take up desk space*

The £0.50 car cable I use to charge my phone in the car will now be a £?? mat and the phone will slide off it on roundabouts*

* OK so I could still use a cable to charge at work and in the car, but if I use a cable then, what's the point?

Come back when it can charge anywhere in my house and I'll give you my money.

Twitter tightens grip on own firehose

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Major fail

"I don't understand how they missed the switch off..."

Probably the same way that the phone manufacturers missed lots of bugs; Once the phone is sold they seem to not care about it. They are looking at the next one.

I don't know about HTC personally because I haven't had one yet, but from other marks, particularly Ericcson / Sony-Ericcson / Nokia / Samsung...

Before you say that Apple do provide firmware updates for older models, it's true, but they too sometimes stick their heads in the sand and say "that's not a bug, it's a feature" or "It's not a problem" or "we don't care".

General Motors bitchslaps Tesla with Range Anxiety™

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@GJC

I would say that electric cars have benefitted from quite a lot of development over the 150 years that you are talking about.

For example, the electric motors used to provide the motion are much more efficient due to the developments of the last 150 years. Similarly too, so are the batteries and power control electronics. Also with a user base of pretty much the entire human race. In addition, a number of improvements to IC cars have also improved electric cars (reduced weight, drag, rolling resistance...)

US loses last chance for free wireless

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Networks in America

"...and with LightSquared already building a new national network in America there are questions about how many networks the country needs."

I've not been to the collonies, but from what I read on here and other places, the networks that are already there are practically falling over and bursting at the seams. I'd say that the country needs at least as many networks as it takes for there to be at least one good one, so that capitalistic competition forces the others to improve.

Just my $0.02

Punters still puzzled by broadband ads

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Confused

I'm confused by how much it will actually cost me, not what I can get.

With everything tied in, meaning that I have to switch my phone service, and the only price quoted is only for the first 2 months at "only £10 a month", but the contract is for 2 years....

UK.gov fishes for ID ideas

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Yes and No

You normally do go to a car showroom and ask what you can buy. You then decide for yourself if you want what they offer.

The governments of old would've gone into a car showroom and said that they want a car that fits into a supermarket car parking space, seats 20 (with each having their own personally set climate control temperature), goes 200mph while averaging 100mpg....

Or they would've gone to the car showroom and said it must seat 1, and doesn't need brakes and the engine should only have 3h.p. to save money. Then after a few deliveries, they would notice that they can't fit enough poeple into it, and the engine power means that it can only drive down-hill. They would increase the engine power and then find that you can't stop it.....

Asking companies who may be able to actually deliver a product: "what can you deliver" sounds like very forward thinking.

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Benefit fraud

Hold on a minute. The issuing of ID cards stops all benefit fraud? How does that work? Everyone suddenly becomes honest (even if they haven't been forced to have an ID card yet)?

ID cards probably would've cost what has been said, plus more. PLUS the additional "ID tax" payable directly by everyone that had one, rather than out of the exchequer.

Perhaps ID cards would have made some benefit fraud more difficult to commit, but it would most certainly not get rid of all of it.

Microsoft reshuffles Windows 7 Family Pack

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Also upgrade useless Win7 Starter?

Can I also use one of the licenses to upgrade the useless Win7 Starter on my netbook? If not I will have to look at upgrading it to XP instead :)

US colonel blasts PowerPoint bureaucracy in Afghan HQ

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Who needs wikileaks?

It seems that the wikileaks disease is catching. People are releasing information about what is really going on, even if it might prove a little embarrasing to some at the top...

Half of UK road users support usage-based road charging

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Biased statistics

OK, so there is no such thing as unbiased statistics (especially not with government), but:

"Over four in five adults thought that congestion was a serious problem for the UK and nine in 10 said that it was important for the government to tackle the problem."

WTF?? I don't think anyone where I used to live thought that congestion was a serious problem for the UK. Who did they ask? The workers at Capita?

Sony NEX-5 interchangeable lens camera

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rival DSLRs

"...the NEX-5 produces images to rival DSLRs, much further up the food chain"

When you say "much further up the food chain", I guess you are comparing it things like the Canon 7D, 5D and 1D?

With a price of £589 it is already more expensive than entry level DSLRs with kit lenses, and more expensive than 2nd hand or last generation but still unsold middle generation bodies with kit lenses.

I am also confused about the comments about what buttons to include. I personnaly change between Program, Time, Aperture, Manual, Custom1,2,3 far more often than I change ISO, but you think that an ISO button is a must, but a mode dial is not?

Boffins build lie detector for crooked CEOs

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Seriously though

Why the Joke icon?

Mozilla shrugs off 'forever free' H.264 codec license

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Microsoft

"though Microsoft has said it will allow IE9 netizens to use WebM if they install it on their own machines."

Oh, thank you, that is so gracious of you. You will allow me to use legal software that is installed on MY machine...

Just 5% of workers ever truly leave the office

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Just 5% of workers ever truly leave the office

That is to say that:

Of people who are on a system to work away from the office, only 5% of a small group of them surveyed, don't in fact work away from the office.

Have I summarised that too much? Why is this news? Is this just advertising for iPass?

Also when will iPass have to change their name, becuase it sounds like something that Apple sends to journos to let them into iExhibitions or iPressreleases?

Energy-saving LEDs 'will not save energy', say boffins

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12W LED

If it's anything like the LED lights I've seen, it probably is as bright as a 100W bulb - over an angle of a few degrees. The problem is that the 100W bulb spreads the light out over a who sphere, and so it can light the whole room. The LED light on the other hand just projected a spot on the wall / floor. In my old kitchen even 10 of the LED bulbs did not give as much light as the single 60W fluorescent light, so they went back to the shop.

WD debuts four-port powerline boxes

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Real or fake?

The pictures do not look real, they are fakes. Is the CE mark saying that it complies will all regulations, INCLUDING EMC also fake?

LucasFilm sets lawyers on Jedi nameswipers

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power to levitate objects

LucasFilm owns the rights to everything Jedi-related, including (but not limited to) the "...power to levitate objects ...

Is that why MagLev trains are so slow to enter service, and only in places like China? LucasFilm keeps sueing them?

Microsoft Windows glider crashes

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Cheating...

I say it is options B and C, but not A.

B - Cheating

C - It didn't work.

Verbatim MediaShare 1TB Nas

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Cheap NASs

I have bought and hated cheap NASs in the past.

How well does it stand up to sustained work? Some die while you are trying to copy multi-GB to them (uploading the contents of your digi-cam or cam-corder).

How fast (or slow) is it? I take it for granted that you can read files off it, but does it take all week?

What is this software you talk of? It doesn't work without it? It is a VERY long time since MS PCs needed extra software installed for file-serving. Are Verbatim living in the 80's?

These extra USB / eSATA ports for additional storage, how do they work? Do they all show up as separate drives? How does that work in their viewing software? How much slower are they?

Apple demonstrates how to do touchscreen desktops

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Not impressed

I'm not really impressed with a lot of modern monitor stands. They are all a bit flimsy and the slightest movement seems to make the monitor start oscillating back and forward.

Now look at the figure 4, which seems to be designed like a spring to test theories of simple harmonic motion. Touch the screen and see how many times it wobbles back and forth before it stops.

A better idea IMHO is a prop leg out of the back of the monitor that allows the angle to be adjusted, but holds it in a more stable way. I haven't patented my idea because:

1. It's probably been done already (and I don't i-work i-for i-apple)

2. It's obvious to anyone (except those who work on i-touch i-screen i-monitors)

Data protection and surveillance: Swapping the speed camera for ANPR?

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"Covert"

"... the Surveillance Commissioner has no remit because overt use of ANPR (or any related database) is not covert ..."

So all the ANPR cameras are marked as such and highly visible? Thought not.

Funny though if someone is dressed in civies or hiding following someone, that is covert. So surely the current batch of ANPR cameras are covert?

Japanese press step into execution chamber

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amnesty shamnasty 2

I would say something that is MUCH more significant is the THOUSANDS who are murdered as a result of governement lead actions overseas (Think Afganistan, Iraq, Iran, Vietnam...) compared to the 1 or 2 who are capitally punished (regardless of innocence, guilt or your thoughts on capital punishment)

There can only be limited resources available to Amnesty. Deal with the biggest problems first.

Yemeni assassin hits York man with spam death threat

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In England

In England, typically the police will only investigate AFTER the ex-boyfriend walks into a high-street shop and kills his ex-girlfriend, despite the police being told BEFOREHAND about the high chance of it happening.

...and from the sounds of this email, the chance of the "death threat" being carried out is low.

On the other hand though, when a 7 year old sounding boy telephones in a bomb alert at his local school, everyone takes it seriously! (What's wrong with just saying you want the day off because you have a sore throat?)

Galaxy S firmware update invalidates Voda warranties

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Voda warranty

So Voda says: "Our warranty allows you to get faulty handsets repaired through us even if you don't have insurance on the condition that your phone is running Vodafone approved software and it is within your contracted period."

And Samsung says that there are some bugs that are fixed by changing the software to version JM1.

So surely the Voda warrantee will change to the new software in order to repair the handset? Doesn't the user doing that themselves at home therefore save Voda a load of money in their servicing centres?

Vodafone, I say this from the heart: FOAD

Nokia gets into analytics

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Nokia of old

"Nokia has become the favorite phone company to bash because it is so large and is lagging in the 'hottest' market of PDA phones."

And the thing that makes it even worse is that at one time they had the hotest mobiles you could get - the communicators - with 386 and then 486 processors when the original pentium was just making it into PCs.

They seem to have lost their way and strayed very far from the path. Nokia WTF are you doing? WAKE UP!

Trojan-ridden warning system implicated in Spanair crash

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OS-X

"...all crashes are due to Flash even when the only thing running is Excel."

So now you are admitting that OS-X gets viruses when you put MS Office on it ? Or were you in fact referring to the often found MS-Excel virus? :)

MOON SHRINKING FAST - shock NASA discovery

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MOON SHRINKING FAST - WTF?

So the estimates put it that the radius has shrunk by ~100M in the last billion years. So you think that a rate of 0.005% every billion years is FAST?

Tell you what, why don't you lend me some money? A million quid should do. I'll pay you a HIGH interest rate of 0.005% every billion years.

Now, where is the nearest bar........

US gov proves ISPs lie about bandwidth

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Half-baked idea

That sounds like a great idea, but you see with the gas, electricity and water, I control all the taps. I decide how much to use and when.

Now connect your windows (apple will also do) computer to the internet. I will go and send packets up and down without any concent, with no way of stopping it.

Several programs that you may rely on will phone home to their masters.

A simple look at the weather or local news will flood your connection with falshy video adverts that you didn't ask for and don't want (unless you disabled flash :)

Some script kiddy somewhere will flood your connection with packets in order to find any vulnerabilities that they can use to turn your router/computer into a zombie to send more packets. Even if you are not infected, you still receive all these packets, and you will pay for them!

You become so much more aware of this with mobile data which often does charge by the bit, and you find yourself handing over a small fortune because some programmer thought that their program should do whatever it wants on the internet regardless of what you want.

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service provider promises

I am lost by this statement. Your service provider promises you? Mine says that they may deliver a service, and if they don't it's not their fault. They say I can pay for the bandwidth cap I get, and that I will not get more than that, but no promisses.

I can change "service provider", but since there is only actually one where I live, it's still the same service and service provider, just with a different name on the bill.

As it happens, It's not too bad. Over 8Mb/s down and 768kbs up (on my laptop at least, my wife's only just manages 2Mb/s - so depending on who you ask you get bad figures anyway).

Google spanked for bidding on its own ad auctions

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shilling

But I thought that shilling was where you put in fake bids to drive up the price.

Now if Google really has real ads (for the google phone or whatever), and bids in the auctions to place those ads, then I don't personally see that as shilling, but I'd agree that it is a very fine line.

Of course what they should really do (and might even do) is just place their own ads first without any need for bidding, and then auction the ad slots underneath. That may even be what is happening from reading this article, because it seems that all the blogger noted are that Google has it's own ads.

People have no bloody idea about saving energy

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Energy Saving Trust

"And ignore the many worthy public organisations - for instance the Energy Saving Trust ..."

You what? Worthy?

They convinced my dad to "upgrade" to a combi boiler. Now he has to run several L of water to waste each time he wants hot water. Sometimes that water starts off hot when the tap is first opened, but cannot really be used because the water then goes cold while the combi decides to fire-up after an unbelievable delay. What is the energy cost of treating that water and heating the water that is lost?

Then in addition he was unable to install solar water heating because he has a combi boiler.

I don't even want to think about how much energy was used to manufacture the new boiler in the first place when the old one was fine, or think about how often the latest boilers need to be replaced compared to the older ones. He was told that the energy savings will make the boiler pay for itself in 15 years, but that assumes that it lasts 15 years (only has 2 year warrantee), and that the credit to pay for the boiler had 0% interest.

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'er indoors

There is a correlation in my place. The misses complains no end when I walk out of a room for a few minutes and leave a 5W reading lamp on, but seems to think that the only heating controls are "ON" and "INCREASE TEMP"...

Shopping mall mulls Supreme Court bid to back no-speaking ban

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Permission to talk form

I hereby request permission to talk to people in your mall.

Name: A. Person

Persons(s): Cuties between 20-28.

Topics for discussion: How cute they look. What they are doing in a place like this. If they would like a drink...

Are you selling / giving anything away?: My wild oats

Disney sued for spying on kids with 'zombie cookies'

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Deleting flash

I used to use flash blockers, but they aren't (or weren't) that good. One still loaded the flash, and even then let it run a little before staopping it. That one and another let the web page discover that I had flash, meaning that I didn't get redirected to the non-flash site.

Now I have 2 browsers. One that I use for almost everything and doesn't have flash installed. The other has Flash installed and I never use it unless I really want to use a site that needs flash. This works much better for me.

But I'm still waiting for the death of flash caused by the iphone / ipad brigade.

Fujifilm readies revamped 'true' 3D camera

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"3D" screen

"Once again, the screen can show snaps in 3D without you having to don special specs."

Yeah, that's what they say, but in use what actually happens is that you have to hold the screen an exact distance from your eyes, and at an exact viewing angle. Otherwise what you get is the effect on those cheepy rulers that come in breakfast cerials where a tiger appears to move across the ruler.

However that said, once you find the 3D hotspot, the 3D effect is really there (although it has been enhanced in the sample images from Fuji).

Schmidt: Erase your identity to escape Google shame

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Yes, probably

It will be like the guys in France who were arrested for suspicious activity including "not having a mobile telephone" and "leaving his mobile telephone behind when he went to a meeting".

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You are a rare breed

Wait; you plan to educate your children? What's more to be responsible?

I have the same aspirations, but I feer that by the time I have some, they may be the only ones that are responsible and have respect for anything...

NTLM authentication: still broken after all these years

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Insecure networks

I can see the CAT5 cable come out of the back of my PC, and plug into a socket on the floor. I cannot see where the cable goes, and even less can I see the packets that flow along the cable and see where they end up.

Ergo I am on an unsecure network.

If I now say that I can't trust it, and cannot enter my username/passwords to login, I can do no work...

Are plasma TVs killing radio?

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One up for Spain!

I didn't know that about Spain. I am in the very unfortunate position of still not knowing much about the way things here work. In the UK, you would have to complain to your local trading standards people. They may decide to do something or not, but even if they do, you don't tend to get anything done in general (you may just get a refund on your own unit).

It should be easy to implement this; it should be simple to ask any company placing things on the market to provide the proof that they have for their CE compliance. My previous employer had full test reports for everything placed on the market, for example (although they needed them for the additional BEAB and UL approvals).

Judge rejects Accenture appeal against £182m lawsuit

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important early stages

“We are pleased with the progress of our claim against Accenture. Both the High Court and the Court of Appeal have now found in our favour during these important early stages,” said British Gas managing director Phil Bentley.

So these are important early stages in a companies bid to get redress for the losses caused by (another) botched implementation of SAP. And yet these "early" stages have already been to the high court, and the court of appeals, yet won't actually be heard until October NEXT year?

IANAL but that cannot be right can it? God help any company that is struggling because of the losses caused by another!

Is it a phone? Is it a Taser? No, it's a cattle prod!

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And the police?

I can't think of a legitimate reason why the police should have them, let alone use then either...

Apple preps iOS fix as Germany warns of iPhone peril

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Easy iPhone 4 fix

Just put your finger on the "I don't want PDFs rooting my phone" button that is placed on the side between the two antennas...

In other news, a user has found that when they hold their phone with their finger over a certain part, pictures don't come out either!

ISS set for Friday chill-out

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Why not?

So I can understand that you are saying that there would be an advantage if they put it on the inside; for the once in 5 years that they may have to change it, they wouldn't need to perform a space walk.

However I guess you have to weigh up the disadvantages:

The additional habitable space that it would take up. You either have to have less space for the habitants (who can't be put outside instead!), or you have to increase the size and weight of the modules.

Then you would want all the pipework inside too? That would take up more space as well.

<sarcasm mode>

Would sir also like the radiators inside, in case one of them needs a repair? There is the slight problem that we would prefer that the heat removed from inside the spation was directed outside, but for sir, we could put it back inside...

</sarcasm mode>

I think that habitable space is at a premium and that anything that can be stuck on the outside really needs to go outside.