The clue is rather thin today.
"mobes" is just gross, you reall should see a doctor about it, they'll soon clear that up.
We call them "keitai" and to be quite honest, the S4 is almost big enough to go surfing on. I find it too big, so I have a "galakei" (Old dumb phone, you know the kind, can go for over a day between charges, you can make phone calls and *TALK* to people with them...)
Besides, DCM0 isn't a government company, it's the other way around.