* Posts by Evil Auditor

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Oxfam, you're full of FAIL. Leave economics to sensible bods

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Re: It's worse in France

Isn't it ironic when the more socialist country has the higher inequality? Not that I'm surprised.

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Re: Unless they're from the lucky sperm club they've got negative wealth

Being equally wealthy doesn't work. Not only do we have different interests, and one of those interests may indeed be being more or less wealthy, but also pursuing those interests requires more or less wealth. This is, however, seen only from the end.

As Phil O'Sophical wrote, inequality encourages progress. And without progress we wouldn't even be discussing wealth but hunting down some animals and collecting berries. Phil also mentioned that some are happy with less and we shouldn't push them to do more. Absolutely true. But the flip and really ugly side of the coin is, that those who wanted to do more, those who are ambitious, wouldn't get much of a reward for their efforts. Of course, they'd still have the intrinsic reward though.

Now tell me, Chris W, how motivated to work would you be if all of your income is taxed away? This is what being equally wealthy means.

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Re: Unless they're from the lucky sperm club they've got negative wealth

Unfortunately it seems that human nature is that some always want more than others and are not happy being equal.

I'd rather say: fortunately the human nature is that we all have individual needs and wants which we do not share with all other human beings. Yes, some want more. Maybe more wealth, maybe more freedom and free time. Some like to travel, others prefer reading, and so forth.

Would life be worth living if we all wanted having the same, being similar? At least, I think it would be bloody boring. (Some communists tried it. It didn't work well.)

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Re "Society is utterly broken these days"

No, it isn't.

If you don't like society and state how they are, you can, at least to some degree, indeed leave them behind - I do have sympathies for your "dropout" vision. But another way would be playing an active part of society and trying to change what you don't like.

For example, quite a few western European nations do not have a long democratic tradition and their citizen's attitude is still pretty much us against the state and vice versa without realising that they are not only part of the state but they are the state. Problem is, such people make it too easy for politicians to disconnect from them; then people get frustrated and resign further from politics. Then again, I fully understand that not many want to engage in politics, it's tedious with little reward.

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Re: Unless they're from the lucky sperm club they've got negative wealth

Chris W, this is exactly what happened to my parents and me. And that's why I wrote "should count...", but in fact, I wouldn't. Still I'm absolutely not offended by Tim Worstall's sentence.

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Re: Unless they're from the lucky sperm club they've got negative wealth

Chris W, may I ask you to elaborate for I really cannot see your point and why this would be offensive to you. Did you never have any luck in your life except for this one time, although I hesitate to call that life, as a sperm?

Then again, I might fail to understand because having graduated from university without any debt at all (and very little if any wealth neither) I probably should count myself to this club.

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@Ben Liddicott

Are you anti-pron?

NSA spies recorded an entire COUNTRY'S phone calls for a MONTH: Report

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Re limited infrastructure and evil

Depending on whom you ask, the UK would perfectly fulfil your two criteria.

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"...in one unnamed country..."

It didn't say in one foreign country, did it?

Wackadoo DIYers scissor-kick beatboxer

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Re: Regarding shock invective beginning with "cu-"

"...one of them CU types..."

The cunnilingue?!

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Re: Since when ...

A Non e-mouse, are you saying we're frenchised?

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Re: Since when ...

I think you've answered your question already: demobilise has been around but can newly be spelled with a z.

Seriously, there are quite a few words where I'd raise the same question. And even more others which are over my head. Not sure if I even want to know what cu**-bitten means or which anatomic conditions it requires.

And what is it with "toilet-paper"? Are we going the German way now?

Brit 'naut Major Tim could carry YOUR name into SPAAAAACCEEE

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"Major Tim could carry YOUR name..."

Great idea! but still think it kind of weird having Tim carrying "Evil Auditor" into space.

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! Friday is Pi Day

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Soundtrack

carrying a boom box playing PiTunes

Pi* by Kate Bush, one would hope.

*whether this can be regarded as a good song is a completely different question.

UK's CASH POINTS to MISS Windows XP withdrawal date

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Re: "realised the capital cost of paying for the existing ATMs"

Joe User

Of course, they don't factor this in. Their calculation only includes costs and profits. Had they ever heard of opportunity costs and hence factoring in risk as well, they propably wouldn't have arrived in the deep shit where they landed.

Women! You too can be 'cool' and 'fun' if you work in tech!

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I know, I know... those were the times... Unfortunately, I left the geeky job and now there's nothing cool left except for the rare joy of hunting down some fraudsters.

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Rosie, what you are saying is that 6% of your working hours actually are cool! I guess that's considerably above average :)

They want to get them while they still are girls and probably believe that both working in tech and cool are fiddling fondleslabs and goggling google glasses. You know, before realising the painstaking part that actual IT work is.

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I absolutely agree, there should be more women in tech. But don't be fooled, cool it ain't, not for the vast majority.

Can you smell bacon? Yes! And it's coming from your iPhone!

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Re: Call quality affected...

Apparently, after using this, call quality can really worsen, even more crackling.

Here, fixed that for you.

Voracious alien flatworm hits French in the escargots

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Re: Escargots

@Phil

Exactly. Very delicious w/o snails!

Over the years I stuffed my foodhole with all kinds of weird stuff from critters all over the world (for the Daily Fail reader: even horse meat !) But escargots were the least desirable. And Brussels sprouts.

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Re: of all the non-IT stories on this site..

I don't mind Caen (and indeed the snails) but please leave out Cherbourg and Le Havre - it's my usual choice of going back to Blighty.

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Escargots

Taste like chicken. Only worse. Then again, that was in Belgium - maybe the French ones are better? Probably not.

Roll up, roll up for the Reg Readers' Ball

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@AC, a few minutes ago

Never mind, neither of which I wanted to excel in. One of them, at least, I could if I felt need, but this being the comments' section, not so much.

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How true! That's why it says Ball, singular and just enough (or too much already) to reproduce.

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Re: Boycott

Wasn't Eadon an alter ego of one of the Reg hacks anyway?

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@JDX

Thumb up!

On a completely unrelated note, can you legally get married before reaching drinking age? ;-)

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Great idea!

I won't attend though since I can't stand beer.

Seriously, I'd be curious to see whether a bunch of commentards looks as nerdy as I'd expect ;-) but with 600 miles I'm just too far away. And I really can't stand beer.

Chillax, cranky commentards: Anger can KILL YOU

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That's all fine and well, but they kind of miss the point, which is my anger can kill you. So, FUCKING STOP TO FUCKING ANNOY ME, okay?

Insecure hipsters with BEARD ENVY spur facial hair transplant craze

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"...my wife doesn't think so..."

Maybe you should have gone for the assistant.

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Re: I ain't a hipster then

"You get a needle stuck into each follicle and an electric current is applied. Has to be done for each individual hair."

Mike Smith, and why would you do that? Are you a ginger?

Wouldn't it be more efficient to mount an electrode to each side of the face and apply a suitably large voltage? Oh, there's brain in between. Never mind.

What the world really needs: A telescopic SELFIE STICK

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jake's talents

Isn't there a forum topic dedicated to that?

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Re: Gut feeling? Not selfies[1], rather peeping.

jake, as a photographer I quite like the term "selfie" because it is used for self-snapshots taken with el cheapo camera, often in a mobile phone. Quite different from a self-portrait which is carefully set up with background, light, etc.

BOFH: He... made... you... HE made YOU a DOMAIN ADMIN?

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Re: Administrating a domain is a black art...

Couldn't agree more. But what do you do if the ones whose task is to administer the domain do not master the art at all? Can't burn all of them. I wish, but I really can't.

Walking in a WiFi wonderland

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Getting old? Being out of touch?

Whatever, and maybe it's just me who doesn't know what Facetime, WeChat and Vkontakte are.

New Forum Wishlist - but read roadmap first

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@He ain't Spartacus, get a braille device, ffs! Just kidding. But I do wonder how such would render El Reg's overloaded articles pages. Oh, maybe you DO use a braille device...

Seriously, I couldn't agree more with you.

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7 days ago "timestamp"

Since very recently the comments don't display a time stamp anymore but an indication of how long ago it was posted. I much preferred the former timestamp because one could use it to refer to a specific post, e.g. "@AC GMT 01:43..."

Why the change?

Jean Michel Jarre: Je voudrais un MUSIC TAX sur VOTRE MOBE

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Velv, some say it's a really stupid idea, others say it's French. Jarre’s logic is based on socialist ideology. Rather superimposing a new tax than being innovative.

fWHoaR! Researcher crack eternal mystery of what women want in a man

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"...has previously been associated with surviving in hand-to-hand combat, aggressiveness, self-perceived power, and CEO’s financial success"

So, in fact, what women want are sociopaths. Or sugar daddies.

Should I get my coat? Er no, not with my wide skull.

'Maybe we haven't been clear enough about med records opt-out', admits NHS data boss

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If I opt out...

Does that mean that they won't lose my data somewhere on a train with all the others?

Unmanned, autonomous ROBOT TRUCK CONVOY 'drives though town'

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Re: "... nobody wants to be colonel of a load of robot trucks."

I understand. But that's exactly one of the reasons why you aren't a colonel.

Gene boffins: Yes, you. Staring at the screen. You're a NEANDERTHAL

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Re: Acid bathing of human cells?

Lars, what makes you believe that we (homo sapiens) fucked them (neanderthal)? Maybe they raped us!

Yes, I'm slightly twisting words for effect.

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Re: Soooo....

Are you into space alien porn?!

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Re: Disgusting!

Apparently they did think of the children. The neanderthal children. Bummer.

Man sues NASA: Mystery Mars rock is a UFO – an unidentified 'FUNGUS' object

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Re: isn't there a name for this type of legal claim?

Barratry? Isn't that a medical condition? (I'm neither a lawyer nor a doc.)

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Re: Reg Commentard surely?

Yeah, amanfrommars wants his fungus back.

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Stop

Filing such a lawsuit is extraordinarily inexplicable, recklessly negligent, and bizarre. Stop it!

This tool demands access to YOUR ENTIRE DIGITAL LIFE. Is it from GCHQ? No - it's by IKEA

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Re "It's a browser plugin? or certainly was last time I used it."

Posting anon because all your data is now out there?

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They simply don't know in which haystack there might be a needle so they gather all the hay they can possibly get hold of. What's more, they are not even capable to distinguish between a twitch from hay and a sting from a needle.

MP 'shocked' at failures 'at the top' of the BBC over epic DMI tech fail

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Re: How on earth...

I'm purely guessing here. The idea was to call for tenders and then decide for the best submission. But no one at BBC had the slightest idea how to define the specifications for this DMI. So, they started with a call for tenders to write a call for tenders. And for this, of course, already some consultants were needed, likely some that were going to bid later on as well.

And this was just the start.

WORLDWIDE SELFIE: Cosmonauts finally get ISS cameras working

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@AC 03:26 GMT

I thought he already stayed there in Solaris. Did they fool me and it was actually him coming back?!