Re: Car drivers
You want my highlights for fuckwit driver of the year?
Driver overtakes 10 cars on the wrong side of the road then cuts the wrong side of the roundabout.
Driving instructor has her student go into the left lane of a mini roundabout - and then the mindless fucktard visibly indicates for her student to go Right from the left hand lane which they do - almost causing a 6 car pile up.
Idiot driving a van with dog in lap, phone in ear, and music up so loud that the ENTIRE FUCKING GERMAN HIGH SEAS FLEET could fire a broadside and he wouldn't hear it.
I overtake a 30mph wonder in the Wolseley in a 60 limit road and she suddenly decides she's James frigging Hunt (no relation, fire up the Hesketh) and suddenly realises her NaziMini C*ntryman has something called 4th gear.. And she almost causes an accident.
Shall I tell your AC'ness what the police said when I reported the c*nt in the c*ntryman and idiot van man? And I quote "sorry, we haven't got time to deal with that"
I am well aware there are idiot drivers - but I'm not one. I was taught by a police pursuit driving advanced driving *instructor*. I have driven vehicles from a Wilson Rolls Royce via various classics to high performance moderns - pre-select, auto, tiptronic, manual 4/5/6,manual overdrive. I understand the concept of awareness - I can anticipate more than 5 milliseconds ahead - I am aware that if my car is pouring smoke like a chieftain MBT MK.II doing Porlock Hill on chip fat, or sounds like a Rolls Royce Meteor having a bad day, there might conceivably, just conceivably, be an issue.. My brake lights work and my indicators exist. BUT IT WILL STILL BE MY FUCKING FAULT WHEN SOME INATTENTIVE GIMBOID WALKS IN FRONT OF ME. And then the whining mother who has spent the last few years binge watching Jeremy Kyle and ignoring her kids will suddenly be mother fucking Theresa and have a 20mph limit installed.
There are retards on shankses pony and in a hyundai pony - 20 percent of the population are Macnamara's Morons and probably another 35% that are dumber than the average bear - but don't lump me in with either, thanks.