* Posts by telecine

20 posts • joined 10 Dec 2008

BT's outgoing CEO: He's officially gone, but he'll score £1m in pay, pension until Oct

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Re: BT

Exactly the same experience at the BBC. A thriving organisation (when I joined in the 80s) was utterly destroyed with the arrival of John Birt (darling of the tories) filling it with accountants and consultants ... followed rapidly a ridiculous internal market and everything being monetised ...

I’m at a loss as to how anyone thinks this way of running companies actually does any good . It always seems to destroy so much , apart from line the pockets of a few .

The BBC is a husk now and costs even more to run than it did before they started .... well done bean counters !

UK's Openreach sends full fibre to Coventry

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Re: Be careful what you wish for

same here I'm on 67/16 and dropping.....

no alternatives.. that's the free market for ya!

No, that Sunspot Solar Observatory didn't see aliens. It's far more grim

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Utter BS story.

So obvious that something else was afoot.

iPhone 8 now outsells X, and every other phone

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We’ve been here before

The release of the Xphone reminded me strongly of the release of the dreadful 20th anniversary Mac. Basically a lower end Mac dolled up to be more futuristic, but basically nothing new. A symbol of a company that had totally lost its way (Gil Amelio was boss at the time).

Steve Jobs returned, released the iMac and stopped the rot ...

Unfortunately he’s dead .

Major achievements for our current bespectacled boss are...

1. Removing headphone jack . ( a truly idodic decision).

2. Totally turning back on pro market ( though this was decided a decade ago ).

3. Making money ( very good at that).

Bank of England to set new standards for when IT goes bad

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See below....

Cash is king .

Brace yourselves, fanboys. Winter is coming. And the iPhone X can't handle the cold

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‘ You’re coldlng it wrong .’

You guys nailed it... hilarious :-)

Almost as funny as buying a 1000 pound device that doesn’t work in the cold ...

... at least it doesn’t spontaneously combust though !

VPN logs helped unmask alleged 'net stalker, say feds

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And who runs many of the VPNs ?

Come on, you’d have to be a bit of a div not to see the obvious .

Not posting as AC as this subject is the bleeding obvious .

London Mayor backs talks with Uber after head honcho's apology

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Re: Uber has Objectionable Practices But So Do . . .

they already have black cabs..... or maybe they stopped...

we definitely used uber to hire one a while back

What's losing steam at Apple? Pretty much everything

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Yes ... History repeating itself.

As an Apple user since the II ... Witnessing the catastrophic management based disaster culminating in Gil Amelio < millions of shit variations of the same product and the death spiral to near bankruptcy > till his return and the iMac and all the followed..,. The writing is on the wall..

Hear ye, young cyber warriors of the realm: GCHQ wants you

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Ooh look it's the Maginot line...

morons

GPs slam NHS England for poor publicity of data grab plan

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No leaflet here in Ealing

Game gears up for Mac OS X Lion release with... Panther

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Telecine

The Mac haters are always the smug ones.

Cocaine-hunting robot chopper in 60kg bust seizure

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FAIL

FAIL

Why don't they just give up trying to fight a 'war' they can never win...

Oh hold on... It's what always happens...

Silly me...

UK BitTorrent admin acquitted on fraud charge

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WIN

What fantastic news! Congrats to Alan and two fingers to the BPI and the rest of them. HOW LONG has this case taken to get to this point/? And the FAIL in an epic style .....

Apple Mail and iPhone users get vid-tracked

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Alert

rtfm

Mail does view by thread if you want it to.

Pirate Bay sells out to Swedish software firm for $7.7m

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FAIL

bye bye

all good things must come to an end :-(

Wacky Jacqui spanked by husband

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Comedy Gold

See title...

Nokia N97 touchscreen webphone demo'd

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Oh dear!

I'll stick with the iPhone.... Nokia are offering nothing new.. Back to the drawing board for you lads!

Tiscali TV's Italian cousin gets whacked

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Bag of Shite

So I was a very happy Homechoice customer for almost as long as the service existed.

Then Tiscali bought the operation and it feel apart...

I personally had no TV service at all for two months as a result of 'upgrades' then followed by the new STB and utterly shit modem combination which was as stable as a dog stading on it's hind legs whilst balancing several revolving plates on its nose with a tazer up its arse!

To compound matters the customer service totally fell apart...

I know I am in a HUGE silent majority of Homechoice customers who got screwed. It went from been a very good service to a very shit one.

Thank god I left!

Regulator to probe Davenport Lyons' P2P porn cash demands

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Paris Hilton

404 Correction

NO!

404 is the internets way of telling you to F**k Off.

The common use of 404 as far as I and my colleagues are concerned is F**k Off.

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p.s. Paris ... cos she likes to 404

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