* Posts by Eddy Ito

4662 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Apr 2007

No, thank you. I will not code for the Caliphate

Eddy Ito

Didn't they also take the other bit of advice and shorten the name to just the Islamic State (IS) back in June when they named a caliph? It seems Mr. Bong that your words were well heeded by these hipsterrorists.

I’ve never paid for it in my life... we are talking Wi-Fi, right?

Eddy Ito

Re: "stupid fucking idiot dipshit wanky cock-sucking Will.I.Am"

Personally I've always thought his half second cousin thrice removed was a much better artist. Perhaps you've heard of him, Will.I.Fucking.Aint.

Best shot: Coffee - how do you brew?

Eddy Ito

Re: Instant vs Brewed

Coffee (As served in the US) so weak it should not be called Coffee.

There is a reason for that. Mostly it's because everyone is using the same recipe that was used during both the Great Depression and WWII. My grandmother fortunately predated both and knew how to make a real cup of coffee. Today with a pound of coffee weighing in at about 10 oz and most people grabbing their cup from the coffee shop down the street a good cup of coffee has fallen to the gods of profit margin and what the average Joe will pay for his (below average) cup of joe.

As for the brewing vessel and method, Chemex is nice.

iPhone owners EARN MORE THAN YOU, says mobile report

Eddy Ito
Holmes

Uh, isn't this the whole point of making cheap Androids? It allows everyone to have a smartphone instead of just those wealthy enough for an iPhone so it's hardly a surprise that the average iPhoner makes more money.

LOHAN packs bags for SPACEPORT AMERICA!

Eddy Ito

Re: Longburn

Given the layout of my local Wally World I'd half expect them to be located between the stationary and cleaning chemicals, you know right next to the LPG exchange rack.

Apple's iWatch? They cannae do it ... they don't have the POWER

Eddy Ito

Re: Quick Reader Poll:

I ditched my previous watch because the battery only lasted a year, switched to an Eco-drive and haven't looked back. That said, if it was wireless and I could just drop it on a recharging pad at the end of the day then daily would probably be fine but I'd prefer a week or more for traveling.

The thing with a watch is that it shouldn't ever stop and people are creatures of habit so if it fits the daily routine it has a spot, likewise if it fits a weekly or monthly routine it is easy to work with. The real pain in the arse is when it lasts 3 or 4 days or less than a day and doesn't fit nicely into the routine. Whatever it does it has to work on a convenient and consistent schedule because battery gauges suck sewage through a straw because the use and power draw profiles are so varied.

Microsoft exits climate denier lobby group

Eddy Ito
Meh

Big deal, Microsoft quit the club. Google is still a member as are the four major mobile providers and - ah heck, go read the wiki-list for yourselves.

I was rather shocked to find that this "oil-funded lobby" has just as much pharmaceutical pull on its enterprise board but I suppose that doesn't fit with the evil dino-juice narrative. Maybe the author could put together a piece about big pharma killing children because drugs are too expensive and work in a tie the next time a tech company joins/drops ALEC.

Ballmer leaves Microsoft board to spend more time with his b-balls

Eddy Ito
Joke

Re: P.S.

Why should we, it's a multi-billion dollar industry that discriminates against short players. Why don't we ever hear about the lack of vertical diversity in basketball on the evening news?

Sadly the icon is probably necessary.

Cops baffled by riddle of CHICKEN who crossed ROAD

Eddy Ito

Re: umm..

Ok, I still don't see how the chicken also meant to die. If it were a modern joke I'd understand given the amount of traffic and speeds it travels but when the joke appears to have originated, 1847, the invention of the automobile was still nearly 40 years distant and Lincoln wouldn't be elected for over a decade so crossing a road should have been trivial unless there happened to be a horse carriage at full gallop coming through. This whole chicken suicide sounds like some sort of new-age codswallop to me.

'Chinese crims' snatch 4.5 MILLION patient files from US hospitals

Eddy Ito
Mushroom

Equine phallus!

This first bit

... accessing names, addresses and social security numbers of millions of patients.

makes this second bit

But Community Health Systems (CHS) claims no medical records nor any financial data were grabbed by the miscreants.

irrelevant. As practiced by most corporate and governmental arsehats these days the keys to the data in the second bit is typically the data of the first bit.

Germany 'accidentally' snooped on John Kerry and Hillary Clinton

Eddy Ito
Headmaster

The Bundesnachrichtdienst (BND), the German intelligence service, snooped on a satellite phone conversation that Kerry made in 2013, a year after it intercepted a call between Clinton and former UN secretary-general Kofi Annan in 2012.

I believe it's Bundesnachrichtendienst.

Take the shame: Microsofties ADMIT to playing Internet Explorer name-change game

Eddy Ito

They should go retro and call it "Technicolor Yawn".

Boffins find hundreds of thousands of woefully insecure IoT devices

Eddy Ito

Once again proving that consumer grade kit isn't worth the hardware it's built from and I'd wager some "commercial grade" kit is just the same thing with a higher price. It's also why I keep a virtual BSD firewall on my laptop for when I'm traveling and don't know what kit I may need to connect through at the hotel or company I'm at.

Why your mum was WRONG about whiffy tattooed people

Eddy Ito

Re: Human physics !

Makes sense. Doing the math to convert a typical 2000 Calorie (kilocalorie) per day diet is equivalent to 96.9 Watts. That means a banana provides enough energy to power a person for about one hour fifteen minutes or an iPhone for the better part of a month.

Face-recog tech spots US fugitive wanted for 14 years ... from a photo

Eddy Ito
Facepalm

Re: Wishes for a fair trial

governments all use the same excuse to spy on our every move

The worst part is that everyone else who has all the pictures of largely innocent people from passports in their facial rec. databases is now frantically importing all the pictures of felons and fugitives they have while saying to themselves "why didn't we think of putting the bad guys pictures into the database before?"

Arsehats, the lot of them.

Eddy Ito

Just to be clear

The FBI has every passport photo already in the facial recognition database but not wanted posters. I get they were looking for passport fraud but they missed this guy's fraudulent passport and only caught up when pictures of known fugitives were put in. Does that strike anyone else as a bit backward?

SpiderOak says you'll know it's secure because a little bird told you

Eddy Ito

Re: 6 months?

It seems to me that the easiest way to kill the canary would be for one of the geographically diverse signors to revoke their PGP signature so that the webpage which may still be "alive" because of the update frequency would be effectively dead. In using the signatures as a true indicator and it wouldn't even require looking at the webpage between updates. One merely checks the status of the three signatures and if the Tuvaluan signor (or anywhere outside of the offending jurisdiction) has revoked her signature it can be assumed that the canary is dead even though the webpage hasn't been updated. They could even work out a system where one signature would be revoked when the request for data was received and a second if they lost the decision for a proverbial threat level color code [Green, Blue, Yellow, Orange, Red]

Totes AMAZEBALLS! Side boob, binge-watch and clickbait added to Oxford Dictionary

Eddy Ito

Re: Each year we get the 'new words' announcement...

Pity about them removing cyclogiro as Seoul National University actually has one working. Of course in keeping with the times the university dutifully called it a cyclocopter.

No more turning over a USB thing, then turning it over again to plug it in: Reversible socket ready for lift off

Eddy Ito

Re: It'll be good in about 5 years time...

Well the standard A plug is 12 mm x 4.5 mm so it might be possible to make a flush mount adapter to convert it to the smaller C plug.

I for one will be happy to do away with the awful micro-B-with-3.0-sidecar connector.

WinPhone's Halo hottie Cortana to hit desktop in next Windows – report

Eddy Ito

Re: Prior Art

Even Siri is a relative newcomer and is one of many spin-offs of a Darpa project called CALO going back over a decade. Another implementation that is Siri's senior is SILVIA so it really has to be dependent on the implementation.

Microsoft: Just what the world needs – a $25 Nokia dumbphone

Eddy Ito

So it looks like they took a Nokia C2-01, stripped out the really useful bits, stuffed it in a candy coated shell and oh, I guess that's it, isn't it. Pah, it's still probably a better phone than most dumb terminals smart phones.

America's hot and cold spots for broadband revealed in new map

Eddy Ito

Re: @foxyshadis

I can tell you that being only 20 miles from downtown LA and you might get actual definition broadband but not more. Sure I can pay for the high speed up to 15 Mb/s package but can guarantee that you'll be luck to see the high 5 to low 6 Mb/s range because the infrastructure simply can't handle it. I dropped back to the cheapest net connection available and dropped from nearly 6 to about 3.5 Mb/s and saved a lot of money doing it. If I lived a little further away where the truly expensive new housing is I could get blistering speed over fiber but paying the associated Mello-Roos taxes (about $1000/month) simply isn't worth it.

Lawsuit claims SpaceX laid off hundreds without proper notice, pay

Eddy Ito

Re: Why?

It doesn't surprise me they were firings. One of the biggest problems here in SoCal is the lack of able talent. We're constantly hiring and about nine in ten are let go in the first six months because they simply can't or won't do the job they claimed they could. Frankly we had a better time of it at the depths of the recession as it was much easier to find good help even though it also increased the pool of inappropriate people to wade through as many folks were just applying for any job hoping to get lucky.

Ex-Apple man Sam Sung - for it is he - sticks namebadge on eBay

Eddy Ito
Trollface

Re: Why did Jasper

They're just billy goats, no need to be Gruff.

Americans to be guinea pigs in vast chip-and-PIN security experiment

Eddy Ito

Re: Unfounded concerns

Let's not forget that card theft is often grab and run. Actual muggings are also a time limited affair unless you really are at the far end of a dark alley so it isn't likely that someone will stand there waiting for you to try remembering your PIN. Besides, it's much easier to search through the wallet/purse later for the scrap of paper all the PINs are written down on.

Vulture 2 strapped to speeding van before delicate brain surgery

Eddy Ito

Re: As always, good work

Yes, the current setup isn't near optimal given the awkward airflow. I expect calibrating the airspeed indicator will give a low reading given the slipstream around the van will be faster than the actual speed of the van so it should be spaced off at least far enough to get reasonably clean air. Being in clean air will also allow for some rather interesting data collection as working a few load cells into the mounting hardware will give an idea of what you've got for lift and control forces. In a pinch you can borrow some load cells from a cheap digital scale.

Gmail gains support for non-ASCII email addresses

Eddy Ito

Re: Unsubscribe

Yep, seems like a quick way to make the "this address is live" list. It's not that hard to just train the spam filter.

High five from AMD: New supercomputer GPU maxes out at 5.07 TFLOPS

Eddy Ito

Re: Where's the Fan?

From the specs tab on the website:

Cooling/Power/Form Factor

-Max Power: 235W

-Bus Interface: PCIe® x16

-Slots: Two

-Form Factor: Full height/ Full length

-Cooling: Passive heat sink

Then below that:

System Requirements

-20 CFM airflow cooling at 45° C maximum inlet temperature

Eddy Ito

Wait

Where's the DVI port? How is a Hard Core Gamer going to attach his array of monitors?

What? You say it's for HPC not HCG! Oh; belay my last.

Who will kill power companies? TESLA, says Morgan Stanley

Eddy Ito

So who has money on the Gigafactory being located near the SpaceX facility in Brownsville Texas or more cheaply specifically, Matamoros Mexico?

Google on Gmail child abuse trawl: We're NOT looking for other crimes

Eddy Ito

As noble as their intentions may be, I see two problems right away. First, it only catches the dumb ones who don't encrypt their illegal activity, although that may very well be a large percentage. Second, if someone wanted to use the police to harass someone all they have to do is send them the appropriate image to produce the digital equivalent of swatting.

BANGKOK-BLOCKED: Thailand's dictators 'ban dictator sim Tropico 5'

Eddy Ito
Devil

Re: Not Realistic

I'd go with the left handed lug nuts but only on the right side of the car and mandate that no lug shall be more than finger tight.

Diablo locks down 'key' memory channel storage patent

Eddy Ito
Coat

ULLtraDIMM technology

Is that like SUUperDARK? Either way it doesn't seem very bright.

Ok, ok, I'm going.

It's War: Internet of things firms butt heads over talking-fridge tech standards

Eddy Ito

I'm torn

Never agreeing to a standard means the Net-o-Stuff never really takes over. If they do create a fixed standard it will be much easier to filter it at the firewall. I have to be honest, I'm leaning toward the latter as the better option.

Windows 8 market share stalls, XP at record low

Eddy Ito

Re: Why won't they sort it out?

If the rumors of a 3 year major release cycle are true then with 8 having been released in 2012 that would put 9 on track for next year. Given the effort it will take, who knows maybe they will listen to the folks in the focus groups, for the next rev perhaps it's easier to just let the old 8.x wounds scab over than apply yet another bandage in the hope someone will find it attractive.

Mozilla gaffe exposed 76,000 email addresses, 4000 passwords

Eddy Ito

Re: Apathy

This web site would seem to indicate that a good number of Moz devs have been asleep until - well for another couple of hours.

It's official: You can now legally carrier-unlock your mobile in the US

Eddy Ito

Re: A glimmer of hope

Da gubbermint legislated GSM, that didn't turn out too badly.

Not in the US where this law applies. The transition from analog saw several different technologies being used and at one point it wouldn't matter if you could unlock your phone since it would only work on a single carrier. It's gotten better over here but that's only because smaller players got gobbled by the bigger ones who weren't interested in having six different systems in their network.

Now let's look at something the US gub't did legislate for a long time. Automotive sealed beam headlamps hamstrung automotive design in the US for quite some time but certainly made it simple to replace as you had a choice of manufacturers of your 7" hi/lo round lamps up until 1957 when 5-3/4" lamps were allowed which were available in hi/lo and hi only. Then in 1974 Uncle Sam authorized the unthinkable - rectangular lamps! I wonder what cars could have looked like if folks could have designed lighting systems to a functional requirement rather than being forced to use one of A, B, C or D.

Plug and PREY: Hackers reprogram USB drives to silently infect PCs

Eddy Ito

That's just it, the computer only knows it's a flash drive because the flash drive says it's a flash drive. If it says it's a video adapter, cdrom drive, ethernet port, etc. that's what the computer 'believes' and it's quite possible something else might need an update. Ask yourself what your grandmother would do when presented with the following;

"Windows has found a security update for your WiFi adapter. Click OK to install WPA3 and make your network more secure" [OK]

Eddy Ito

It only takes one

People will gladly pass it around and make copies if it includes the latest hit movie, probably named something like "Terminators VS Transformers 10: Tactical Take-down!", on it. Watch a free movie and infect all your friends. The sneaker-net is just as effective at spreading malware as it ever was.

Korean vendor launches wearable RPi clone

Eddy Ito

Re: What's great about it..

"Though not that cheap, when compared to a RPi B+, as you need the docking board for the Odroid-W to get the USB and ethernet"

It appears the board itself does have USB but it's unpopulated. My guess is that the physical connector was too large for their envisioned purpose and left it so the user can install one if they feel so inclined. A nice consideration IMHO as I've seen too many Daytona Beach type boards where it's tiny and low profile with a coastline packed with highrises.

Sneaker-maker Reebok cooks up performance-enhancing BACON

Eddy Ito

Re: Bacon is a vitamin [tm]

"And what's the point of that?"

I know lots of folks who like jerky.

Eddy Ito

Re: What the hell is CrossFit?

It's a company that, like Zumba and others, lets you use their trademark for a fee certifies trainers who are then allowed to provide authenticated instruction. It also has some sort of sponsorship deal with Reebok.

Twitter shares balloon on another quarter of ho-hum results

Eddy Ito

Dope springs eternal in the human beast... or something like that.

Microsoft bakes a bigger Pi to cook Windows slabs

Eddy Ito

Re: Looks much like an ITX board only much dearer

For similar or less money you can get any number of far more powerful computers/boards. Intel NUC, Asus VivoPC, etc. I suspect the reason things like the NUC board are frequently more expensive than the computer is because the big box discounters don't do bare boards. Given that most of those come with specs that easily outpace this one I think calling this "fat" is a bit of an overstatement especially when you consider they used the lightweight "G" variant of the atom instead of the "F" which has twice the memory bandwidth.

Russia: There is a SPACECRAFT full of LIZARDS in orbit above Earth and WE control it

Eddy Ito

I wonder which is worse, a spacecraft full of lizards or a hovercraft full of eels.

Need a US visa, passport? Prepare for misery: Database crash strands thousands

Eddy Ito
Pint

Re: I'll c u a k...

One man's console is another man's keyboard, or at least my komputer tells me so.

Eddy Ito

It's an unspecified glitch because pebcac wouldn't be understood by most media types.

ONE EMAIL costs mining company $300 MEEELION

Eddy Ito

Re: Headline wrong?

The market is a zero sum game - one idiots losses are another idiots gains

Let me guess, everything you know about the stock market you learned from the movie Trading Places with Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy and now you're confused about between the difference between the stock market and the futures market.