* Posts by Lionel Baden

1622 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Dec 2008

DVLA off-road system seriously off-message

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Unhappy

im sorry

But let me correct that for you

Reg readers 1

Incompetent Government Body: 10000000000

Sad but True

Omegle invites you to show world+Facebook your bewbs

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This is not a Random chat

Here is the proof

http://jeffkatz.typepad.com/.a/6a0120a721c2d7970b0133ec93071c970b-pi

sorry but i could not resist !!!!!!!

Global warming dirt-carbon peril models are wrong, say boffins

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Grenade

Quick !!!

somebody tell the goverment so they can hide it because it makes them look silly !!!

Boobquake fails to destroy planet

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Thumb Up

@AC Boob1 ....

Actually he did blame women dressing scantily for causing the quake.

The result of them being scantily clad causes men to fornicate more often in turn causing earthquakes.

Now she has put to the test a large number of women (the first step to causing a earthquake) dressing scantily.

Now as nothing has happened we can now cross that off our list !!

I now propose a new experiment

I ask all members of el Reg to do their part and have sex with their partners (all in the name of science) at the same time.

Does 22:30 GMT this cumming ^HHHHHHH comming friday suit everybody ???

Remember people Science Needs YOU !!!!!

Revealed: Public sector's web gravy train

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Flame

AAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This makes me So fucking Angry i really want to walk down to the coucil right now and punch the first fucking manager i See.......

starting to think we need to bring back hanging

Its just as bad in most goverment departments though

Worked for the NHS for a while ruined my work ethic :(

Flames because thats whats i feel like doing !!! burn em

now please no more articles like this because theres fuck all i can do about it :(

UK data watchdog to quiz Google on Streetview Wi-Fi database

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erm

new router ???

i know i replaced minne about 3 months ago so im safe ...

but i have to agree this information on its own is not an issue, collated into a single database not good

Ridley Scott talks up 'nasty' Alien prequel

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this about sums it up

The 72-year-old director insisted his project will challenge James Cameron's Avatar in terms of 3D spectacle. He said: "Jim's raised the bar and I've got to jump to it. He's not going to get away with it."

translation

Ha fuck you i can do better

McAfee false positive bricks enterprise PCs worldwide

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Coat

i find bit defender extremly good

but meh some liek vanilla some like chocolate

Never had a bug come through with bit defender .. yet

*touches wood

mines the one with the anti spam lining

Britain's bingers out-boozed by Irish

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Pint

bah unfair

Nobody asked me !!!

no wonder we lost !!!!!

Pinhead Mac Trojan sticks it to fanbois

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thats ok

an earlier poster already gave the game away :)

password

and on high security machines

p4ssword

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FAIL

I probably shouldnt bother

but ....

here this might help

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

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FAIL

popular

He means as in over a 5% total share of computers in use Fnaar....

(random arbitary figure not reseacrhced in the slightest and really dont give a mokeys wether i am ~10% out, live with it its a message not a statement)

Just because there are alot of fanbois shouting and making much noise, does not mean they are the majority.

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where can i download this ??

I could do with this on USB stick

Probe uses solar panels to 'surf' Venusian atmosphere

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boffins are cool :)

Common how many can say theyve surfed in space !!!

Mystic Met closed Europe with computer model

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Coat

hmmm

depends on the city

mines the one with the parachute

Korea sends teen games players to their beds

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WTF?

Just sickening !!!

I cant believe that has actually happened ...

i am lost for further words that could define my grief more exactly !

The coolest arse on the planet

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hmmm

Maybe quite good for the car :)

drove a car in the hot summer once that blew air through the seat was awesome !!!

Chinese go beyond binary with ternary molecule

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New Keyboard

Seriously dont worry about it, it needed replacing anyway

Thank you for that comment !!!

Memristors can maybe learn like synapses

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like the human brain = bad

Supercomputers with learning diffuculties oh great !!!

Death row inmate claims allergy to lethal injection

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no Way

You'd get the heads turning up at scrap metal yards !!!

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They train

Not to kill people

same as learning to drive if the outcome doesnt matter just teach somebody how to press the accelerator, it works but the outcome is kinda obvious !

Angry Romanian hackers deface Telegraph for Top Gear toss

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FAIL

Knicker = twist

Common' Its not like they singled the romanians out for ridicule

....

....

[clarkson voice]

..... Until now

[/clarkson voice]

Primark pulls 'disgraceful' padded bikini for kiddies

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not how you think !!

rather thousands of women potty train their children from birth without ever needing nappies.

When i asked 1 of them "doesnt it get messy" they just said nah you know when they're gonna go and you react. Wish i could of done that with my kids !!!

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Happy

Lol

Aint that the Truth !!!!!

Neil Armstrong slams 'devastating' Constellation cancellation

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you know what

Just tell them there is oil up there !!

French city in pedestrian-powered streetlight plan

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thought abou this the other day

But rather have them in tunnels to help power the fans that extract the pollution.

Im sure a 16 wheeler going over 30 plates would do something usefull.

the only way this will work is if they can prove cost effectivness

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wha they do best

Isnt that Whine ^H^H^H^H Wine ???

Third of XP security suites flunk tests

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i know

Its makes me cry too :(

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Troll

What !!!

"I'm sure any user who sees their system brought to a halt by their security software will vote with their feet and take their custom elsewhere."

Like hell are they

I mean seriously who the hell walks to a shop to buy antivirus products.

Ill be voting with my Double click !!!!

Bioshock 2

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what

Bioshock 2 feels like the gaming equivalent of giving it another go with your ex.

That analogy is the best i have ever seen to describe a sequel !!!

Im actually with the auther on this one bought both games and was horribly dissapointed by the multiplayer aspect (only reason i bought 2nd)

Will DNSSEC kill your internet?

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to test the DNS

the link is for linux servers

Facebook rejects CEOP 'panic button' demands (again)

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Its safer!!

Just think if you put the burglar alarm outside your house somebody could nick it !!!!!

Wikileaks video shows US gunfire on Reuters staff

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i Work my ass off to make the world a better place

I just start where i can make a decent difference

my family my freinds my neighbourhood

You try to make it sound im pro war which is incorrect. I dont like war.

I dont beleive we could do without army's overnight. and yes they cost money.

Damn may as well get rid of the police force as well... they cost money and if everybody was nice to eachother we wouldnt need them either.

As for walking away when i see injustice no i dont partly due to being mugged when i was about 14 in london, and no one bastard stopped to help. But mainly because of the way i was brought up.

Some of my proudest moments are when i have helped people in need.

As for your link it took 300 of them :/ and they did more than start a facebook group showing their displeasure.

I understand your logic and wishes and agree with them but i am going to stay realistic about what is possible and what is not

Under the circumstances these men have been under i cannot blame them for laughing about it and making jokes.

Similar situations happen in hospitals with the staff joking about dead dying patients, but for some reason that lack of compassion is understood :/ it not the same but similar

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answers itself really

if they were not in the army would they of done it ??

highly doubtfull

so QED the army/war is the cause

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Stop

ok so have you ???

The main point i was making was the OP was complaining they killed them without remorse.

So now youve watched it you have now started a protest group and just used 4 seconds of your life to share this on Bebo ... That will show them !!! 4000 people used up 4 seconds of their life.

Or take your own advice go to your PM's office and make a complaint and watch it get fobbed off

i even bothered writing to my MP and was midly shocked to get a reply 3 months later. Although very well written it wont help in the slightest.

Go enjoy your well written letter i have been there done that got the letter :/

1 person can change the world i agree but i'll bet 1 million fucking pounds its not going to be you or me buddy !! its that power mad wanker in office .....

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Grenade

Im sorry but...

Yes its not nice to have war shoved in your face in your living room.

But at the end of the day those soldiers are trained to kill without feeling and its the way they are trained to regard human life, otherwise they would be bloody useless.

I dont like it myself either but thats war what do you expect them to do go tickle them ?

also if you dont like it i suggest you dont watch video's with names like : unarmed people slaughtered in war.

Tinfoil Condition Red! LHC 7 TeV mega-blasts today

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Paris Hilton

oohhhhhhhh

Ha ..

well i guess i will just have to get used to it for 6 months or so then forget what BST means by next summer ...

Dammit i feel like dori

Keep on Swimming .. swimming swimming swimming ...

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BST

What the hell is BST ?!?!

Weak passwords stored in browsers make hackers happy

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name of pet

I tend to use the name of my current stalker :/

Woman finds Romanian living in shed

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Awww

i want a shed ...

i feel deprived and jealous !!

Greenpeace labels Dell 'a bloody marketing machine'

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Megaphone

greenpeace

I used to think they were quite good and helpfull along with the like of WWF

nowadays my only impression of them is jumped up power hungry nazi's

i kinda feel sorry for dell and the like because even if they did cut all that crap out greenpeace will just start beating on them for something else till they stop making everything

BT fibre upgrades hit full speed

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Go

WOOOT

IM ON THE LIST !!!!! YEEAAARGGHHHHHHHHH

Although i probably live to far away from the exchange to get much from it e.g. 40mb I should still see an improvement.

@no scottish exchange

after the title of "exchanges in the south east are being upgraded" why the hell would you think scotland would come on that list ? or should be even on that list .....

Boy, 4, presses dad's iPhone, wins £500 eBay auction

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actually happns

Happened to me literally yesterday

But not on a Iphone my boy (3) likes to go on the computer and he has figured out how to buy stuff on ebay (not search just buy thank god )

the missus left a page open went to the kitchen to get a drink and he had bought a £35 ugly brown bean bag :/

emailed seller and they were nice enough to let me off

i also gett pee'ed off with teh amount of desktop shortcuts !

BT hijacks business browsers

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Had this

Really pissed me Off

DNS hijacking is what it amounts to

They used this method to inform one of our customers that their broadband service had been upgraded.

But did fail mention this broke compatability with their old router and they lost their static IP address (luckily on pop mail) and then got a call in a week later saying that 1 of their staff couldnt VPN in !!!

This is "possibly" acceptable on a home line but not business lines

Also very pissed off customer debating on wether to start suggesting other providers

Chattanooga devil dog eats cop cruiser

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i have to admit

I wouldnt of gotten out of the car either

although the dogs didnt look dangerous

'Switch to Century Gothic to save the planet'

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dithering !!

I see what you did there :)

Segway + motorbike = futuristic dorkmobile

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your right

just call it a iTaurus and lots of people are bound to buy it ..

Google auto-alerts Gmailers to suspicious log-ins

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yeah

Its normally me :)

Chinese gamer survives knife through skull

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godmode !!

it was never established if he was actually cheating ..

ive been accused loads of times, CS is full of wingy tossers and bad losers.

Just goto another server with proper skill level

Sky blames network problems for site blocking

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oopsie

i should not type while talking about similar stuff

my bad