* Posts by Matt Bull

4 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Nov 2008

IT engineer fights spider with improvised flamethrower

Matt Bull
Thumb Up

*chortles*

"I burst in there with a can of my girlfriend's hair spray, a yellow Clipper and a pair of sunglasses and sent all those stripey fuckers to hell"

That, Mr envmod, should be a tagline from the next Tarantino flick. :)

Tesla Model S poses for cameras

Matt Bull
Pint

300 miles...

Is that with all the leccy gadgets turned off?

What about with aircon/stereo on (to provide the V8 soundtrack), or night driving with lights, windscreen wipers in the wet etc?

Still prefer to spend my cash on something that sounds like it's hurting at 8,500RPM and makes enough noise to scare the twunts out of the middle of the road as I trundle past a school at mach 2 at lunchtime while eating my lunch and texting the local HAPO's that I aint got my seatbelt on.

/me goes off to burn some trees

Brit nuke subs exposed on Google Earth

Matt Bull
Black Helicopters

If you want some bombs...

You could try this..

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=usk&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=13.074846,39.375&ie=UTF8&ll=51.708284,-2.943757&spn=0.006688,0.019226&t=h&z=16&iwloc=addr

Meep.. they be watching!

Brits decline to 'think outside the box'

Matt Bull
Stop

chuffing tardfarts

"let's look at this holistically.." .. erm what?!

"is it on the critical path?" .. erm what?!

cock off you fucktards!