* Posts by Lottie

701 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Nov 2008

HTC phone STOPS BULLET, saves Florida gas station clerk's life

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Joke

Knowing the way beancounters work...

The MOD will soon be replacing slodiers body armour with single HTC phones.

How I BLEW my co-workers' HEADS OFF ... without going to jail

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INCOMING!!!

Rubber band ball grenades. They can be fun.

Oz racehorse shod with 3D-printed titanium hoofwear

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Impressive

I always thought this type of 3d printing was quite brittle, but there are some serious forces applied to a horses shoe when it's running.

Does anyone else read articles like this and think "Fuck yeah! I'm livin' in the future!"?

Vulture 2 paintjob: Kim Jong-un battles flag-waving Brits

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If not Adrianes, then...

Something inspired by the kiddies painting would work well.

Are you saying that the one with multiple repeated photos is mre practical?

Hands on: We play with the slippery Lumia 1520, Nokia's first phondleslab

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Mid range

Well that's a lot of phone for the price.

I get the feeling that in the low to mid price range, MS/Nokia are giving Android a run for their money. My contract is coming up soon-ish and I have to say that Nokia are making some very tempting mobes for my money.

PC addict RM finally quits its building habit, plans to axe 300 jobs

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*shudder*

Having spent my teenage years in Didcot, I was one of the many, many folk that worked at RM between college and uni and during the summer holidays.

Given the standards I saw there, I'm quite astounded that they're still going. Rework and rebuilding were one of the biggest teams in the place.

Deploying Turing to see if we have free will

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Coat

Does it matter?

Really, the only folk who need to worry about having freewill are Prog- DJs

Snap-happy blogger babe posts catcalling blokes' mugshots online

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Re: There are far worse things than being cat-called

Spot on!

All women really want to be cat called! Vulgar comments about their bodies, treating them as a piece of meat that intimidate more than anything else make us super happy! We don't feel degraded at all!

Or maybe it's actually not like that and you're an idiot?

Probably the latter.

Reg reader's nipper takes felt pens to Vulture 2

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Yup

Looks interesting, looks like it won't blend in to the background (there will always be a stand out colour) and rather stylish.

Think I'll vote for this one.

Hypersonic MEGA METEOR pulled from lake, then Russians drop it

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That made me do a double take at first, but I figured it was just a translation thing and refered to the genesis of the universe and the bible.

Give it a wrist, fellas: Sony's back with $200 Android Smartwatch 2

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Timekeeping

The key thing it will need is to be able to keep time without a mobile to pair to. I spend a lot of time per day out of bluetooth range. Unless it can be used for primary function without the sync, it's useless.

On the road with an IT ball-gazer: Forget big data, the future of tech is the 'social enterprise'

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Re: The perennial question

I suppose, regarding Social Enterprise, there will be even more emphasis on brand/ person integration and rewarding brand loyalty with a few digital trinkets? It won't so much draw in new custonmers, but it makes it even more difficult for current customers to defect. I guess if you build in a social aspect to it as well, you have even more "you *could* upgrade to our competitors product, but do youw ant to lose all of your friends on globoforum?"

Of course, I always thought that a social enterprise was a type of business that worked for the good of society. Like The Big Issue.

Swap your old iPhone for a new one, Tim Cook tells British fanbois

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No idea

Never heard of a manufacturer called Android. Surely the folk who produce the OS could sue if that were the case?

Video thrilled the radio star: Tracking the history of magnetic tape

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Thanks El Reg

I've really enjoyed this series of articles.

Brit inventor Dyson challenges EU ruling on his hoover's energy efficiency ratings

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Title

We have a dyson and it's very meh. Not a great deal of suction and seemingly more noise and bluster than work being done.

I used to have a cyclonic one made by VAX and that was superb. Shame I lost it during a house move :-(

Anyway, he has a point. I wonder if, like the suggestion about bags, we were to add in other environmental issues such as "shipping to the EU" how the figures would look?

Brits spend one in every 12 waking minutes online, say beancounters

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Does arguing on forums come under "entertainment" or "games"?

'Safest car ever made' Tesla Model S EV crashes and burns. Car 'performed as designed'

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Soooo

Take away the manufacturer and the hyperbole and we have "Car hits object that ruptures something. Car tells driver to pull over. Fire doesn't breach fire safety engineering. No one dies"

I'd call that a win.

I'll reserve judgement on the fire crew and their motives. I don't know enough about tackling fires to make a judgement (however, the suggestion that water should be used to remove the risk of reignition is quite a compelling argument) and it's all to easy to say "They obviously didn't knwo what they were doing" when you don't know their reasoning.

Techno-thriller author and gaming franchise Tom Clancy dies at 66

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Rainbow 6

One of the first games that really, really grabbed me. The book was decent too.

A £30,000, 295bhp 4G MODEM?!? Must be the Audi S3 Quattro, then

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Joke

Price

Can you get it cheaper if you sign up to a data plan?

APPLE is the new COCA-COLA: Bubble-beverage globocorp beaten by Foxconn rebrander

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Re: GE makes no sense on this list

I thought that GE were making big in roads in to personal/ corporate finance, banking and the like? I know that in the UK they aren't huge, but ISTR that in the Czech republic they are mahoosive.

Foxconn: 11 hurt in 'personal' fights between workers

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Re: Why is this news?

Eh?

So there's a secret cabal of anti apple folk who sponsor this one organisation *just* to cause headaches for the fruity tech corp?

Hell, Apple wasn't ven mentioned until the last paragraph. Long after Nintendo, Dell and Nokia were named. I suppose it's also anti Apple to not include them int he first paragraph too?

'Occupy' affiliate claims Intel bakes SECRET 3G radio into vPro CPUs

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Re: Quietly access components

Maybe it's the RIAA and the like that are going to use it. Lots of PCs have USB that charges your media device even when the PC is off these days.

Lars Ulrich is there, searching every computer and checking the directories of every connected iPod....

(No, I'm not being serious.)

Chaos Computer Club: iPhone 5S finger-sniffer COMPROMISED

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Not about mugging

The whole "so a mugger has to do all this to get in to your phone... blah" scenario isn't the first thing that sprang to my mind.

The one that I first though of was the where foolish business or political types keep *all* their important stuff on their phone. For the right people, it would be advantagious to take their time in getting the stuff they need beforehand, making the print and so on. Snagging the phone would be the very last thing to do. If they're already wearing the fake prints, they could be opening up their victims mobe as they're running away.

WHY do phone cams turn me into a clumsy twat with dexterity of an elephant?

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Re: It's in da nose.

"Also, although it ought to be easier, somehow my sense of composition goes to pieces using that screen"

Possibly because the screens aren't actually all that hot on some cameras and give a false impression of what the actual picture is likely to be? I've noticed some are dire for subtle contrast changes or colour gradients.

Fanbois shun 'crappy plastic' iPhone 5C

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Re: Happy Clappy Crappy

IBM used to have a company song book for the staff to sing from at employee assemblies every morning.

I guess it's a tech tradition to some?

Knock, knock. Hello, delivery person: I am this building's SKYPE OVERLORD

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Re: ProleTech

Superb suggestion. Does that mean, however, that SPDP actuation results in a backdoor in your front door?

Tracking the history of magnetic tape: A game of noughts and crosses

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Fantastic article!!

I really enjoyed reading this, but I do hope that the next article will cover the decorative aspects of tape.

In the late 80's/ early 90's, Memorex et al were the key decorators of trees, roadsides and central reservations.....

Dog bites man: Apple's Macs trounce all Windows PCs in customer love

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title

I'm guessing that the steaming pile that was Windows 8 would have had some impact with owners of new PCs. Great for touch devices, but dire for PCs.

How to get a Raspberry Pi to take over your Robot House

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Hmmm

On one hand, I like the idea of a button I can hit when I wake up that fires up the shower, starts the coffee machine and switches on my PC. The idea of light triggered curtain closing/ lighting activation is pretty cool too.

OTOH, I remember watching "Demon Seed" as a child and fear having to give birth to a robochild thanks to an overeager computerised rapehouse.

OK, so we paid a bill late, but did BT have to do this?

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Common procedure

I think lots of companies are trying the scary hammer tactics for customers. I get regular "your payment is due, you haven't paid yet, where is it? If you ignore this, all manner of evils will befall you" type texts from a bank that I pay a direct debit in to. It pisses me off because a) it loooks like a phishing txt and b) it's usually after the agreed payment date, when my records always show that payment has gone through.

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Re: So you paid a bill late...

I thought the article said that the payment was due on the day, meaning it wouldn't be overdue until close of business play.

So not really late.

New! Yahoo! logo! shows! Marissa! Meyer's! personal! touch!

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Pub!

I'm not drunk ossifer, this 9 degree lean is just whimsy, not inebreation!

LOHAN cops a faceful of smutronyms

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Space Plane Untethering: Negating Katastrophe

Anti

Baloon

Offcourse

Reactive

Terminator

WHSmith launches e-book reader rivals to Amazon Kindle

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Kurgan

Seems like fine english to me!

I also agree with your point.

Flashback: The Quest for Identity

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Addictive as all hell

I remember staying up 'til 6AM playing this on the Megadrive. My folks got very angry with me.

What a game. The sequel Fade to Black was good too.

Sony Ericsson Xperia Mini Pro Qwerty Android smartphone

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pfft

I like the small form factor and the UI overlay that SE do, but I refuse to buy another SE phone after they basically decided that they would follow an almost Motorolla type line on updating the OS for their customers.

Life-size Lego assault rifle really works

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Pint

slicker cock-action than a night at the Playboy mansion

Superb!

Gibson revisits Firebird range with robotic refresh

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Robot guitars

I have to say the concept of onboard FX isn't really that new, but I'm glad that Gibson are persevering with the robot tuners.

I wonder, though if you have to tune each string or can set up preset "one click" alternate tunings like the transperformance system?

Some of the other tech makes this a super concept for a session guitar for sure. I quite like the idea of an optical output.

I never thought I'd ever wonder if there are linux drivers for a guitar!

007's car outdrives iPhone in battle of the brands

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Joke

Agreed. This list is well weapon!

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ooh

The latest "hoxton douchenozzle" style guide is out!

I can't believe that Apple scored higher than the Wasp T12 though...

Star Trek TNG revamped for Blu-ray in 2012

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In HD

we can see the grain on the wooden performances!

Although it DID get better after season 2

Renault Wind Gordini roadster

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Nike?

It looks like a shoe.

I saw a Wind in the metal the other day and it does look better in real life. And it was black. Not sure about the fancy styling though, it really does remind me of something my nephew would wear for games practice.

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Coffee no,

but having somehwere to hold a travel cup or water bottle for my passengers and on occasion myself is a big benefit IMHO. Yes, hot drinks are daft in a car, but I'd prefer my passengers to have somewhere to put their drinks while they're riding with me.

David Caminer, creator of the first business computer

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Fascinating read!

Thanks el Reg!

E Ink eyes 30m e-book reader sales in 2011

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There are ways of lending ebooks legally. I think el Reg did an article on it a while back in fact.

I have decided that eBooks are like MP3s really. Yes, an MP3 is inferior to a CD, but carrying a bunch of CDs around with me is bulky and annoying. With an MP3 player, there is a slight difference in quality (especially with earphones, external noise, etc), but it's much more convenient. I really am coming round to the idea of having lots and lots of books in a device that's not much bigger than a regular hardback.

I don't think it's an either/ or. You can have both. What would be nice though is -like some indie record lables do when you buy a vinyl version of an album- is a download code for an ebook when you buy the dead tree one.

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I never saw the point

of ebook readers. I think it was mainly due to eyestrain with reading on a laptop, but after a little time spent with a friends Kindle, I have to say if there is a chance of a nice budget ebook reader (the Kindle is a bit pricey right now) coming out, I may well join the queue.

Of course, I still maintain that there are areas where only paper will do, like haynes manuals and similar (I shudder to think what would happen to the displays with grease and used oil all over them), but in the eternal battle between books I really want to read Vs space in my house, they could be a very good ally!

Huawei gets charged with juicy Android handset

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Nice!

So they'll be on the market around the time I'm going to look at getting a new phone eh?

For me, the battery life is the biggest smartphone annoyance. This looks quite nice as well

Ford spins pop-out anti-prang door shield

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Like many others

I'd prefer something to protect my car from other doors.

And trollies. Could they fit this to shupermarket trollies? That would be cool :-)

Nissan Micra DIG-S

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looks

I like the concept, but for me the key to a super mini is its looks. The micra has always been iconic in the way it presented itself. The Mk1 was cool, the Mk2 looked like a bubble and was rather cheeky. Mk3 was less so, but still looked neat. This looks like a cross between a Tata and a reanult.

Mind you, the same can be said for the whole segment I guess. Just look at how inoriginal the new Ka is.

World's Smallest Camera gives big snappers the finger

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Devil

cough... splutter

oops, I appear to have inhaled my camera.

It WILL happen to someone.