* Posts by Piro

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Mother of All Whistlers: Virgin Media superhub. Listen to recordings

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Re: Switched-mode power supplies are often like this

What's the solution? Better quality control? Better quality power supplies?

God no, they'll probably instruct the poor Chinese workers to smother the coils in hot glue.

Earthworm Jim

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Re: This is getting boring.

Says the man wasting his time angrily pushing buttons on a keyboard (during work hours for me, don't know about you). That's clearly a much better use of time than doing something you enjoy.

You have such mighty insight.

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I even remember the manual fondly

For the SNES, at least, it used to say the X button turned on the porch light in someone's house somewhere because it did nothing. They definitely put a lot of imagination into this game, and as you say, creating something that's not only different, but worth playing, is something to be lauded.

Apple's iOS 6 maps STILL muddle Mildura

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Re: Big intake of breath

Well, it's obvious really. If you were going somewhere where there might be actual danger if I got lost, of course, you'd have a decent map, no question.

Huawei to build R&D centre in Nokia’s back yard

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Nokia can't blame this on the Chinese being able to compete in terms of manufacturing costs - I'm pretty sure Nokia already gave up making things in Finland, and they're all made in China anyway.

So what's Huawei, and these other companies such as ZTE bringing to the table?

Very, very quick development times. Nothing unique in the way of software, but most people are pleased to see fairly untouched Android on a phone that's easy to root. These quick turnarounds mean they can pump out several new models in the time Nokia had one meeting suggesting the design of the buttons on the phone or some such - and with each iteration they are getting closer to what people want. Maybe not paragons of style, but what kind of prick waves about his phone hoping to get people to drool over the detailed construction?

Valve chief confirms Steam-centric console-killing PC

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Re: Console name

That's actually bloody glorious.

Australian Police say don't use Apple's iOS 6 Maps

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They trusted Apple Maps, so..

.. they deserved to get a bit lost. When a bit of software is so dire that the CEO of the company that pushed it out apologises for it, you know it's bad.

Hell, there are plenty of bits of software that should be apologised for, but never will be.

New York invites designers to invent Future of Phone Booths

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Re: On a serious note.. -costs

60p for 30 minutes isn't so bad, but as a minimum charge? Madness.

Last time I used a payphone, I'm sure it was 10p.

FCC urges rethink of aircraft personal-electronics blackout

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More beer? Good work!

'Facebook is completely undreamt of even by the worst spying nation'

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Re: Really?

I don't get any because I don't use Facebook. I also have the domain untrusted by NoScript.

The nuclear option!

Google enables private Play stores

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Re: Competing app stores?

But there are already other stores exactly as you describe.

There's no lockdown in Android. Amazon has its own store. There's a few others, too. Not to mention you can sideload to your heart's content by checking one box in the settings.

Windows Phone 8 must be Microsoft's priority one, two AND three

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Re: Wrong tense.

I completely agree with all of this. Nobody was chomping at the bit for Windows 8 on the desktop, but Phone 7 being sidelined and 6.5 being on the market when it was inappropriate for such an archaic platform to be marketed - these are the big mistakes.

The problem is, I don't see who Phone 8 appeals to right now - the people who bought phones with 7 are probably not future customers, as they'll be flat out pissed Microsoft dropped them so quickly - they aren't the nerdy plaything that is Android, and they aren't quite as simple and mass market as the iPhone.

There's no doubt the new HTC and Nokia devices are attractive pieces of kit - but I would argue in spite of Phone 8, not because of it.

Slash A THIRD off Surface RT price or it's toast, Microsoft told

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Re: I'd give it a go for 250 squids

Not even close really, dual core Krait can box with it easily, and quad core Krait does something nasty on it from a great height.

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Re: Another in the line Kin, Zune etc.

Exactly, when the money runs out. They have so much, that they can keep going on with their foolish rubbish. It's like watching the slowest train wreck in history.

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Re: Low end?

a 1280x800 IPS screen is not poxy. The size, in your opinion, and in my opinion, 7" is too small - but that does not make it poxy

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Re: Said it before and I'll say it again

You got voted down, and I don't know why. I don't like Apple's business practices much, and own no Apple products myself, but I would basically agree.

Copying Wikipedia's lies is not just for hacks, right Lord Leveson?

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Genius.

He couldn't, say, just call the paper and confirm, or something as simple as that, right? I mean, fuck it, it's only a high profile enquiry, why not copy and paste any old thing from Wikipedia.

Google puts Nexus 4 back on sale, sells out pronto

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I agree that 8GB or even 16GB is paltry. It'd be fine with a microSD slot. As it stands, I wouldn't even consider it.

Chinese student fails job interview because of iPhone

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Re: "buy Chinese or keep your smartphone hidden". Really?

But when you buy it, most of the value of it goes to Apple, not the overworked bods that build the thing, or the workers that mine the raw materials.

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Re: Wouldn't happen in the UK

It's simple really, HR loves to hire people like them.

John McAfee remains on the run, but outside Belize

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I completely agree.

Apple's new 'Assembled in USA' iMac a bear to upgrade, repair

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Re: fuss over nothing

You're waffling on something fierce and missing the point.

The point is, once something DOES go, you have little hope of getting it fixed unless it's by Apple (a lot of money) and with Apple specific parts (again, a lot of money).

Even if YOU never open your machine, there's a very clear and present advantage in the long run to having easier access and standard parts. There's no need for this tomfoolery in a DESKTOP. Laptops, yes, it's a necessity of the form factor.

A valid use for Windows 8?

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Windows 8, huh!

What is it good for?...

(On another note, I use J River Media Center to manage my media, and it has more features than anyone would reasonably ever use, I find it's worth the money, but it also makes my choice of Windows 7 or 8 irrelevant.

TomTom for Android with hands-free kit review

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Re: Why Bother?

Google Navigation on Android is turn by turn with voice for sweet FA.

Google buys parcel storage service for Christmas

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Not where I live

Had parcels left in the back porch through the day without a problem. But then I do live in the sticks (and glad of it, too!)

Chinese buyers falling out of love with iPhones

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I don't blame them

Have you seen the price/specs of the Xiaomi phones?

They're the high end there, to be sure, but there are plenty of cheaper devices which suffice.

Easy rooting and so on only add to the attraction.

Register readers mostly too ashamed to cop to hideous hoard horrors

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Unhappy

Times like this make me feel a twinge of sadness for the various heaps of often working techno-trash I've disposed of, because I am planning to move at some point.

Parallel port scanners, ancient motherboards, piles of computer magazines, and countless cards and cables that will never find a use again.

Prisoner found with phone + charger in anal cavity

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Re: "A Scottish man has been given an extra stretch inside"

I hope I don't have to see what HE did there.

Dell launches Sputnik Linux Ultrabook

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No, they aren't

Nobody is even trying to make the laptops you want.

I recently tried to find a laptop that met my needs, and found that literally only Sony made laptops that came close. Then I found out they had proprietary SSDs, and sighed. But upon realising I could shove an SSD in the optical bay instead, I went ahead and grabbed a 13" Z series Vaio. I don't particularly like Sony all that much, but it seems nothing else met what I was actually looking for. (Also has discrete graphics, another requirement).

When you look for stuff, you get an absolute sea of 1366x768 junk, onboard graphics, glossy screens, one button trackpads, and if it's not just that, they're heavy beasts. If you're lucky, of course, it'll also come with a pointless (saves no appreciable power) 5400 RPM HDD to round the deal off.

Windows 8 launch outdoes Windows 7's, says Microsoft bigwig

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Re: Oh dear

It's a fair point, but as more people move to laptops, I would wager a lot of them get broken in incidents and replaced.

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Oh dear

So they sold it very cheaply, allowing many people who potentially had no legal copy of Windows to grab a cheap copy (it being utterly trivial to do a clean install from an upgrade disc), and now they think those sales are somehow a thumbs up for Windows 8.

Barely anybody is talking about migrating their enterprise solutions to 8. There are a few excited by 8, but they really are the exception, from taking a general impression on forums and so on.

7 is fine, so they'll have a problem pushing people in large numbers to it. Of course, people will get it when they get a new machine, as usual. But does that mean they actively wanted it? No, they just needed a new machine.

Amazon makes BEELLIONS from British customers, pays pennies in tax

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Honestly, eh

If it's cheap on Amazon, I'll buy from Amazon. They have great service.

Here's the thing: I'm done looking down on people and companies for dodging tax in this manner.

We need to stop screwing around and completely disallow trading of foreign companies in this country. That is to say, if you are to trade as a business here, any and all money needs to be taxed as if it was a company in this country, no exceptions.

Sadly, political will is flaccid as an 90 year old with a heart condition, but there it is.

85% of Windows 8 users wield the desktop on day one

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Re: 90% of customers use Charms on the first day they get the product.

The reality is probably more that 80% of people scooted their mouse into the right corners of the screen and some weird garbage popped up over there, then they tried to get rid of it. 10% used 8 before, and are OK with it. The remaining 10% is made up of people who have used a program to disable hot corners entirely, or are confused as all hell.

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Re: Redmond has logged ...

No, it's a bit deeper than that, because the OS fetches advertising in a good handful of Metro applications. I've seen them pre-load even if you never touch them, and I've seen things like Bing use a couple of CPU cycles even though it was never manually invoked.

I'd say there's definitely a lot more potential for tracking here than vista or 7, if that's what they want.

ViewSonic Pro 9000 laser hybrid LED projector review

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Re: First out the gate?

I was going to say. These projectors are pretty infamous, since you can tear out the lasers and use them as illegally powerful laser pens!

Elon Musk envisions small town of vegetarians on Mars

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Re: Mid-40s?

Well, yeah, that part puzzled me too. It seemed to be purely based around financial situations.

Sadly what they really need is a glut of horny teenagers and 20 year olds, but this may not make for the most organised society. But it sure will start to balloon.

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Re: Is this a terraforming attempt?

Good point, but you're looking at it the wrong way - maybe he's thinking you need to send up a lot of cows to help terraform with their voluminous gaseous emissions, and lack of complaining about working standards.

The vegetarian part is just so you don't get hungry and eat the cows while they're performing essential flatulent duties.

Nokia Lumia 820 WinPho 8 review

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Too expensive for what you get..

... But this is the kind of spec that should be mainstream. If they had Android on this, and slashed a whisker over a hundred quid off, it would most likely sell in high numbers.

Removable battery and microSD along with a reasonable spec, seems good to me. I've used a Desire HD with an 800x480 screen at 4.3" for a long time now, and I've used iPhone 4 and 5, Galaxy S III, and honestly, I don't give one damn about the higher res screen. 800x480 at this size looks absolutely fine, is cheaper to make, and will no doubt drain less power.

But forget all that, because this device (as decent as it is, especially with inductive charging built in, reminds me of my TouchPad), has been tied to the boat anchor that is Windows Phone. Sorry, Nokia.

Facebook tries to stop its staff using iPhones in 'dogfood' push

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Re: Can you blame them?

If it hosed, it hosed it. I would recommend a factory reset, though.

Samsung Google Nexus 10 tablet review

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Re: No SD slot . .

I like to keep a lot on my tablet at any given time - a massive collection of photos so I can leaf through or show them around - videos for flights, and maybe some random useful files. The point is, a simple microSD slot would cost pennies to include, and then I have the option of swapping out storage as much as I want, having it flush and internal. This is a 10" tablet, there's more than enough room for it. To be honest, a full size SD slot would be even more useful, as then I could download photos directly to it from my camera.

Don't defend these simple, and very useful omissions, because one day functionality you want will be lacking, and you will be surrounded by people also saying "why would you need to do that? why don't do it like THIS, pff, you're so stuck in the past", and you will be frustrated. Don't defend bad design.

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Re: No SD slot . .

Because shit hanging out the side like a hideous tumour is of course what you want.

No, No SD, no sale.

Heroic Register reader battles EXPLODING COMPUTER

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Cheap-o generic parts

Not worth it for your own system.

I had no problem spending over a hundred quid for a Seasonic X-660 PSU for my own rig..

US condom rules 'will cause nasty RED RINGS on porn stars' todgers'

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Re: Conversion

You missed the big vote, then, sorry, it's all over now.

London Underground platform Wi-Fi set to cost £2 daily for many

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Re: How much?

Well, exactly. Once you're out of the station you can go back to using your 3G or LTE signal for SFA, or visit any one of a number of places with free wifi. Not exactly compelling. But it is nice for those on Something Sometimes!

HP: Autonomy had us believing in a false IDOL

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How about you..

.. study what you're buying when you spend that much money? It's called common sense.

Maybe when everyone is saying "oh HP, you always make overpriced acquisitions and fail to make good use of them" then maybe you should listen.

Oprah Winfrey too late to save Microsoft's Windows 8

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Re: Not sure what MS Expected

"I doubt that for many average users the learning curve will be much worse than any Windows version migration."

Huh? Yes, it will, seeing as hot corners are new to most users, and the fact it has no start button and start menu means it is instantly disconnected from the Windows most users recognise since 1995.

Prince William 'day with my chopper' pics reveal more than intended

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I'd be more worried..

... about the fact they're using Windows XP and Office 2003. End of life, anyone?

'Rare for tech not to be involved in child abuse cases'

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I also hear that 100% of child abusers..

.. eat food and drink various beverages.

Ban them all!