* Posts by Col

9 posts • joined 20 Nov 2008

Google slips Reg reader £500k!!!!!

Col
Paris Hilton

To be fair...

To be fair tho', Steve... you *do* need a bigger penis!

Bada Bing tickles UK fancies

Col

Ultimately...

Ultimately, no new technology will ever be successful unless it delivers porn to the user better than was done before.

Dutch cat skinner publishes critics' personal details

Col
Paris Hilton

No being funny...

... but I'm inclined to agree with the sentiments expressed towards her by these people!

Paris, since she'd never allow any harm to her pussy!

Irish politico in Facebook jub-rub outrage

Col
Paris Hilton

Baps!

Would you vote for her or this set of freaks... keep an eye out for Eileen "Spidergirl" Kinnear... ;)

http://www.harrow.gov.uk/www2/mgMemberIndex.aspx?

Paris, since she's never allowed embarrassing pictures appear on the web without making sure they further her "career"...

BNP pleads for cash after reported DDoS assault

Col
Paris Hilton

heh heh

I, for one, am gutted...

Paris as she'd never deny service.

Vatican declares 'the internet is blessed'

Col
Gates Horns

Untolerance

"In dialogue with others we need to be wary of the inane chatter that can go on in the digital world which does nothing to promote growth in understanding and untolerance"

Huh? "Untolerance"? You want to grow "untolerance" via communication?

Beeb tech boss seeks to expand TV licence online

Col
Paris Hilton

Er...

"using that logic, if don't use the iPlayer and I don't watch any BBC channels I don't have to pay?"

Yeah.

Freecom ToughDrive Sport

Col

Money, money changes everything...

"why not use an SSD?!"

How much are 250GB pen drives nowadays? Oh right! *thats* why disks haven't totally gone out of fashion yet!

I've got a earlier model of one of these. So far - 2 years down the line and 100% reliable. Once it was caught under my phone cable but unnoticed by me. When I picked up the phone I sent it flying, spinning through the air for it to land on a corner, and it was perfectly fine.

The model I have comes with a straight connector, too. Doesn't have the ring thing tho...

Employees sue for unpaid Windows Vista overtime

Col

Piffle

Even on some of the dodge network setup (with network desktop and all that crap) it would never take that long.

This is total rubbish - it basically boils down to a failure in the way companies record working time, not the tools of the job used in that that working time. Get a hole card punch on the wall. Write it down on a piece of paper as the employee enters. Make a mental note. Whatever...

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