* Posts by John Ozimek

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IWF takes 'pragmatic' stance on level one images

John Ozimek

Legal comment

Sorry...I have now given the link to the case in question. But maybe there is still some confusion as to how someone can be found guilty of an offence if they're "not a paedophile".

That is, quite simply, because the law is "strict liability" and makes you guilty irrespective of intent. That is one of the legal professions bugbears about a lot of New Labour legislation: the argument for drawing laws up this way is that it makes conviction easier and the argument against is that it, er, makes conviction easier.

If the good Dr P took photos that a jury considered to be of an indecent nature, he is guilty of an offence...irrespective of whether he has been 100% chaste for the past 30 years and never in his life looked in a lewd way upon anyone under the age of 30.

Ditto for (statutory) rape. Not being aware that the victim was under 16...even if they lied to you... is not a defence...though it may count as mitigation when it comes to sentencing.

Basically, it all comes down to the social values we apply to these sorts of crime. If police had to show intent beyond reasonable doubt in paedophile cases, there would be far fewer convictions, and some individuals who definitely are paedophile - possibly even dangerously so - would be let off.

By going for strict liability, it is likely that some individuals who have no paedophilic intent will end up being convicted of a related crime, and branded as such. I have no idea how big the grey area is: and anyone who can draft a law that better takes account of these opposing issues would be a genius.

John Ozimek

Recent case

Apologies...I really had intended to include the link this time...and perhaps an obliging moderator could take this post as a prompt to do so.

Its the Phillips case, and does seem to highlight, in extremis, the perils of passing strict liability laws.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2511121/University-tutor-asked-to-photograph-semi-naked-children-convicted-of-pornography.html

He was sentenced - and is now officially a paedophile - despite the judge agreeing that there was no sexual motive and adding:

"You always acted perfectly properly and their parents were perfectly law-abiding, sensible people who cared for their children.

"What is clear is that you had no base motive, no sexual motive and there was not any question of deriving sexual gratification from what you were doing."

As footnote, it does open up some slightly worrying areas to those with interests in fantasy and roleplay...particularly given the oncoming new law on underage (sexual) imagery in cartoon form. As regular readers have noticed, I have a soft spot for online gaming and virtual worlds... which leads to my receiving the odd communication from players in second life and elsewhere. (avatar = Desiderio Blitz, if anyone else wishes to make say hi).

I have now had a number of contacts from individuals concerned that government just "does not get" the whole neko/furry/fairy thing...and that a whole dimension of (mostly asexual) play is about to be reclassified as smut and criminalised in the UK.

Reminds me of an exchange related to me by a leading UK cartoonist in respect of a case he was asked to testify in. Puzzled judge (regarding image of cat person): "But is this a human or a cat. If its human, why does it have ears and a tail?"

"Because its a neko, your honour".

Withdrawal of line of questioning - allegedly - in some confusion.

Dan Brown is most unwanted author says Oxfam

John Ozimek

The Oxfam Cod

Robert pushed open the door to his local Oxfam. He scanned the bookshelves, noting instantly that the crime fiction was sorted into alpha order: but the DIY was in reverse alpha. Could this seemingly innocuous re-arrangement of texts hold the key.

His eye lit upon a small hook behind the counter. From it a small bunch of keys dangled alluringly, temptingly. Darn! Perhaps the hook held the key.

Should he just grab the keys and run?

But why? Where would he run to?

What day was it? If it was Tuesday it was already too late, and the net was closing in.

Nets? Furtively, he fondled the display of stockings next to the section containing ladies’ undergarments. “Pants!”, he breathed heavily.

Behind the counter stood a man with a limp. “Dick!”, he cried out, surprising even himself with a high C and extensive damage to the glassware section. “I think the Pope is planning to have me assassinated”.

Dick sighed, heavily. He was a large man, but a light sleeper. Most nights, he lost two stone before dawn.

“Robert. Oh, Robert: you’ve not been taking your medication again, have you?”

US women protest for the right to bare

John Ozimek

Sexualisation?

Hiya, nuke. I think you spotted the key quote - and promptly turned it on its head. My focus was precisely the effects of "blind sexualisation" ... "in any context". The key here is the "any context" bit.

If you think I am either inexperienced when it comes to breasts, or have no aesthetic appreciation of them, then you err. The issue is, as many commenters have already remarked, they are like many other things in life: dual function - and treating them in every context and all circumstances as just having a single function, a unique significance, is wrong...factually and morally.

There is possibly some degree of ideas short-hand here. When not scribbling for El Reg, I am working on a couple of larger projects, focused on sexuality and social attitudes to the same. Once you start to dig - one perspective at least - is just how obsessed with sex and sexuality most mainstream society is.

Nothing especially new there: its in our culture, our media, our advertising.

What did surprise me was how much of an inversion goes on: with those groups most closely associated with active sexualities probably taking a far more mundane and everyday attitude towards sex than society as a whole.

So not just breasts: but sex in general. There's a very broad streak in society that is utterly obsessed with the significance of anything sexual: the greatest irony is that these things figure far more extensively in the calculations of this supposed anti-sex segment than in the (allegedly) more transgressive sexually active.

Japan torture flick sickens UK film censor

John Ozimek

Identification

Robert Grant (and supporter):

Point taken. Possibly the logic could have been made more explicit. The BBFC view seems to boil down to the idea that absence of narrative and character development makes a film more likely to be watched for sadistic amusement only and/or more likely to influence towards harm.

The HO research I looked at - and odds and ends besides that have emerged over the last few years, suggest that identification with a film character has a deeper influence in all sorts of ways than just showing nasty images.

F'rinstance... I have watched some quite nasty stuff over the years in order to get a handle on what is at or close to the edge. Yes: this is sample of one stuff...but my own response where a film lacks engaging features (like narrative, etc.) is to turn off very quickly and to stop watching.

In other words, it is possible that the lack of engagement makes the film less dangerous than one with narrative etc.

Second Life figures cast doubt on Ofcom report

John Ozimek

Harsh

Point taken, Shadow Systems.

That is actually where I started from. After all, it ought to be a fairly simple thing to do to estimate user numbers at any given point in time.

But after talking to Nielsen for a while, I think the guy had a point - but it was badly made, and he wasn't really answering the questions as asked.

Any and every medium requires some form of meaningful audit. This is as true of online as it is of magazines and TV.

The problem I allude to on TV is that early systems for measuring TV viewing habits grounded on the fact that just measuring hours that the TV was locked on to a particular channel failed to take account of when people went out and left the TV on.

Ditto SL. The SL stats are telling us how many users are on at a given moment in time. I have to confess, as a devotee of French music, that I sometimes just log on using my journalist av - Desiderio Blitz, if anyone wishes to say hi - and continue to write in Word, whilst listening to the music playing background at "la rose rouge".

If I am "online" for ten hours...and actually interacting with other sl users for 30 minutes, how should I be counted?

What I think Nielsen are trying to do - and they're not yet there - is to come up with some sort of meaningful figure for presence in virtual worlds.

Marketing press that I write for are currently quite obsessed with this issue. What is a meaningful measure of online usage in a web 2.0 world? Whose model of usage is closest to reality? Whose model makes most sense when trying to evaluate the impact of a medium?

Police, Cameras, Pixellation

John Ozimek

Protesting too much

Sean,

I am very sorry if I have spoilt your Monday morning. But it certainly was not my intention to be quite as lopsided as you seem to think I have been.

The bit in the article which quotes the Met might provide a clue to that. I wrote: "Chief Superintendent Bill Tillbrook, claimed that publication of such pictures created a security risk and instanced cases where police who had been identified were subsequently subject to abuse."

That is pretty clear.. I also explained that at present the official police line seems to be that senior officers would prefer the press NOT to publish pics of police in highly sensitive/security roles - such as armed response units: but they are pretty laid back about everywhere else. Therefore what is going on right now is a bit of a push from below, with (a few) ordinary beat coppers desirous of anonymity, and (also a few) misinterpreting anti-terror legislation to create the belief that they are entitled to such anonymity.

In parallel with that, a fair few magazines and newspaper editors seem to be prepared to go along with these demands - sometimes when they are quite unreasonable.

As for risks to police officer and family: if you really wish to do harm to an individual, then the simplest way to do so is to follow them home from the station. Sorted.

I think you are being a tad paranoid.

Is Gordon Brown safe to work with vulnerable people?

John Ozimek

Thanks...and no thanks

Thanks, Sweep, for providing the definitive answer in respect of Disclosure Scotland. I have been aware for some time of the discrepancy between the Scottish "crb" and our own - including the fact that Scots pay rather less than what we do in the rest of the UK for one.

I am not altogether sure I do accept the point about using CRBS as the relevant umbrella group. That is, I accept that it exists as an alternative - but I have had enough experience of asking the same question of different bits of the same government and coming up with different answers to rely totally on what one bit of it claims.

For instance, the price differential between England and Scotland might open up a little bit of cross-border traffic in checking. I have had different answers as to whether that is permissible, with some officials saying a Scottish check can be applied for in respect of an English job, and others saying not.

I suspect Mary Wakefield concentrated on the English end of things, and didn't pick up on the Scottish aspect. But I may be wrong.

Mark 57: forgive me if I write to disagree with you. This issue is one that affects all of us. The government has introduced a scheme that will, in future, impinge on the working lives of between 40% and 50% of the working population.

It includes extra-judicial punishment - in the sense that even after you have paid the price for any crime committed, you may still find your job prospects seriously impaired by your history and even by allegations made against you. It also includes some very hefty penalties for both employers and employees who get it wrong: who fail to be checked when they should.

However, a parallel exercise, by the Manifesto Club has highlighted that in respect of critical details, no-one within government is really clear at all as to what the fine detail of the rules will be. So let's recap. A large proportion of the public don't see what the point of this exercise is: some may just ignore it; others may misunderstand the rules.

As a result of which, they will face the possibility of large fines and/or imprisonment.

Meanwhile, some MP's and some Ministers appear to be utterly cavalier about the rules and whether they plan to comply or not. If nothing else, putting such people on the spot and forcing them to grapple with rules they have put in place might just lead them to rethink how far these rules should afffect the rest of us.

Kent Police clamp down on tall photographers

John Ozimek

Reasonable Suspicion

Point taken (about the lack of need for reasonable suspicion in s.44) and my fault for allowing my finger to hover briefly between the 3 and 4. Point is (I read the guidelines through and then searched on the word "reasonable"). It isn't there.

Taken at face value, the guidelines talk at length about the powers that police have to stop, search, etc. - but do not really spell out the limits placed on those powers. Which is the key point.

Mrs Slocombe's pussy vanishes from Twitter

John Ozimek

Heated exchange

Hmmmm. Whilst hesitating to name names...my own personal comedic preference tends more toward the camp. At least when in this neck of the woods.

So Sugden and Inman over Sid James any day.

And of course, the much missed Kenneth Williams and his immortal line: "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!"

UK obscenity law: Where to now?

John Ozimek

Successful Prosecutions

I have been writing, for a while, that the last successful prosecution for (purely) written material under the OPA was the Little Red Schoolbook in the early '70's.

It is, of course, always hard to prove a negative.... but have had several conversations with experts and lawyers in this field and to date, all have drawn a blank.

So...there are a fair few prosecutions of pictorial material each year - many of which are successful.

Anyone care to give me any more prosecutions of written material. (I exclude Lord Horror, which was not prosecuted - and the material was released on appeal).

Extreme porn law used on beastly Chinese DVD pirates

John Ozimek

Of mice and AC's

Congrats to the AC who pointed out that my rather truncated write-up of the new ep law omits certain things that must be found in order for an offence to be committed.

And yes: even bestiality must be deemed to be grossly offensive, etc. in order to qualify for this law. Although that does raise the question as to whether pictures of this particular practice can be neatly delineated into two categories: the gross stuff and the not-so-gross.

(And why oh why, as I contemplate that possibly, do I hear somewhere inside my head the dulcet tones of the late lamented Kenny Everett going "its all done in the best possible taste").

Ah...but as to the other AC who thinks that if the law happens to clobber some scumbags, well done to it and no damage done....

er, no.

If all we required of our law was to make life difficult for various people we consider to be beyond the pale, we could dispense with a great deal of due process - including, presumably, much of the judicial system - and just give a good and regular kicking to anyone we feel is not "normal".

Think you'll find that's called mob rule...and on the whole, its not very attractive.

Pressure group demands UK apes China net filter plan

John Ozimek

Devil's Advocate

Whilst many commenters have latched on to the censorship aspects of this interview...the original comment about having filters on as standard emerged from a conference at which there seemed to be very few arguments against that proposition.

Therefore...would be very interested to see if anyone has a simple rebuttal of it. I'd guess it may be a bit of a redundant chunk for some systems...and possibly assumes some commonality between OS's... but if the pc owner can turn it off... not altogether sure that it is an issue.

Carnalpedia: PR possibly premature

John Ozimek

A link too far?

In the interests of understanding the cornucopia that is carnalpedia, I gave it a few additional queries. Purely in the interests of research, of course.

Immensely useful were entries such as that for vaginal sex, which explained helpfully that "Vaginal sex involves sex with the vagina". A model of direct and brief elicidation was provided by that for "Sex Positions".

Carnalpedia explains: "Sex positions are positions sex partners may adopt during or for the purpose of sex".

Sadly, despite intensive searching, I was unable to locate the clitoris article - and was quite unable to reach any page on orgasm.

Perhaps there is a hidden message in there somewhere.

Charges against London tube tourist snapper thrown out

John Ozimek

Additional Info

Looks like the guy is a reasonably serious photographer...as this appears to be his site (with thanks to a Reg reader who mailed me the link):

http://photocircle.gr/component/option,com_uhp2/task,viewpage/Itemid,68/user_id,65/lang,el/

Wonder if the problem was that the pics are self-evidently "arty"...causing a "normal" parent to decide the guy didn't know how to take photos...

Taking a first bite out of Wolfram Alpha

John Ozimek

Rabbit?

Clearly the two most important questions to arise already are the airspeed of a swallow - for which the engine appears to provide a European but not African answer - and whether Americans eat rabbit.

On the second, the "fact" fed me about American dietary habits emanated from their pr department, as opposed to Wolfram|Alpha itself. So perhaps americans DO eat rabbits. Anyone with the definitive answer to that would be welcome.

Although I have a sinking feeling that this article may just have spawned an urban myth.

Bates: Cops to defy courts over return of indecent material

John Ozimek

Expert Status

A response to both AC, Peter Sommer...and Mr Squelprom...as I remain very interested in this issue of "expert" status. First off, it is very clear in the UK system that experts are NOT merely court experts, but may be appointed for the defence as well.

However, I guess it is fair to say that both prosecution and defence experts act "for the courts" in the same way that all legal representatives are regarded as having duties as offices of the court.

The point at issue in the Judicial Review was who decides on an individual's expert status and whether or not it can be abrogated either by courts or the police. My reading of the judgment was that the Judges said very clearly that not even courts can remove that status - and police certainly cannot: that issues of the expert's reputation may go toward credibility of evidence; but nonetheless, cannot revoke expert status.

The second point is in respect of "privileged" status of documents: again, my understanding is that this status resides in the documents rather than in their keeper. Of course the Police should not abandon a search just because someone claims privileged status for documents.

However, there is reference to such status in the PACE code of conduct and as I remember, the leaflet that police are meant to hand out when conducting a search also makes reference to such material. What would be reasonable would be for officers, on being informed of the presence of such material, to refer the matter up the command chain and take legal advice.

Posting here, because ther is a lot of froth flying around right now...very open to anyone legal dropping me an e-mail to discuss further (and maybe get some additional expert legal views on this matter).

Credit Management meets computer automation

John Ozimek
Paris Hilton

"one hi-tech company"

Hmmmm...good guesses as to the identity of the particular company, but my lips will remain sealed on this one. When I am not writing for the Register I still - boo! hiss! - carry out IT and Data consultancy for some of the UK's larger and more interesting companies. Much as I have done for the last twenty years.

I also edit a rather dry journal on the subject - the Journal of Database Marketing (pub. Macmillan Palgrave).

I therefore have sight of some very interesting case histories on an "in confidence" basis: the learning is valid; the identity of the company in question remains confidential - though judging by the various guesses, it seems like the one I was aware of is/was far from unique.

Paris - cause I'm sure she knows how to keep her lips sealed

Fetish club forces ID scanner climbdown

John Ozimek
Boffin

For the record

The Lib Dems did get back to me (the original quote is accurate, but possibly subject to misinterpretation should someone read it one way) and the following is an additional statement from the office of their Home Affairs spokesperson, Chris Huhne:

“Anonymous Coward would be right to be aggrieved if the Liberal Democrats had referred to all four million people who work in retail or hospitality as incompetent or malicious. However, there is another interpretation, which is the one that Mr. Huhne intended in his quote.

"If ID card scanners were put in every pub, club and shop, we would be entrusting a lot of personal data with huge numbers of people, far more than can be safe. The vast majority of employees will use the information exactly as intended and will handle it responsibility but within such a large demographic there will be people who are either incompetent or have malicious ideas or both.

"I think the point that Mr. Huhne is making is that when we start entrusting data to so many people in so many different places, we will be putting our information in the hands of people who are incapable of handling it safely or who may use it for malevolent purposes. I hope this clarification avoids any misunderstanding.”

Hope that helps.

Could Sadville break the internet with nakedness?

John Ozimek
Boffin

The disability dimension

Will,

Thanks for bringing this up. I write about SL because the technology fascinates me. I think the concept is currently flawed and slightly unbalanced by the (media) focus on strange sex. (Back in your box, LaeMi, in the nicest possible way!).

However, from visiting inworld, talking to people there - and also talking to people in what I guess we would call the real world "disability community" - it is worth underlining that "men dressed up as women" is not the only, or the main, bit of pretending that goes on in there.

One of my most chastening experiences was a lengthy, interesting and serious set of conversations with an av about modern literature and the influence of certain philosophical trends. At some point I remarked on how well read the individual was and how interesting their views on the subject were. I got back a slightly grumpy remark about how it was a pity others couldn't see that.

I followed up: the individual explained they had a serious disability, disfiguring their face, making speech difficult, and marking them out as "different". They had endured a lifetime of bullying and a general consensus that they were "thick". Only behind and through a screen was it possible for people to "see" the person first - the intellect, the intelligence - and ignore the disability.

I would love to be able to say that had I met them in real life, I would have been the exception. I have this rather guilty suspicion that I might not: that I, too, might have found the disability a barrier that was too easy to regard as absolute - and therefore have missed out on the person beneath.

It may be that I am wholly wrong about virtual reality: it may yet turn out to be a blind avenue in technological development. On the other hand, I remember being pretty much the sole advocate, back in 1997, for a major insurance company with which I worked at the time, to explore the internet.

"There, there", was the approximate answer, as everyone in the marketing area dismissed the internet as sci-fi gobbledegook: a place for geeks and sex maniacs. Within a couple of years, that had changed, and I listened in bemusement as born-again netophiles berated me for not being more enthusiastic about this new technology.

I don't think el Reg has an inworld presence - but my SL av is "Desiderio Blitz": those with stories to tell or serious conversations to have, please im... I don't bite...and I won't make you sit on any poseballs you don't wish to.

John Ozimek
Paris Hilton

wii sex aids?

Sorry to inform you...but these already exist. It is possible to link inworld genitals to, um, real world vibrators....and similar.

Of course, the technology is actually fairly old hat. Wireless controlled and mobile-controlled vibrators have been on the market for years.

Paris...has to be...cause she knows a thing or two about vibrators.

John Ozimek

Factual error?

Thanks for the comment, Michael. I have no way of checking whether you are right or not. I got the single CPU per region remark directly from the avatar known as "Q Linden" yesterday. He gave his role as "manager and technical lead of the Sustaining Engineering group"...so I assume he would know.

To be honest, I remain a semi-sceptic as regards SL. I've done the inworld conference thing, which included a video feed from a real world conference session - and the lag was atrocious. Neat idea... but a load more processing power needed for it to work well.

I also use sl to refresh my language skills. As my surname sort of indicates, I am of eastern european origin...but do not have very good spoken Polish. Sure: I could do Berlitz...drop into a Polish language chatroom...but I have also used the SL version of Krakow as a focal pint for just sitting and listening to language as it passes across the dialogue boxes.

Ireland bucks trend with anti-blasphemy law

John Ozimek

@Scientology

Thanks ac for asking why scientology is brought in to this piece. The short answer can be found here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1160263/CPS-gives-Scientologists-legal-protection-mainstream-religions.html

That is a relatively authoritative report that suggests that the CPS have decreed that scientology SHALL be treated as a religion.

Also interested - perhaps because it just got a para ast the end - why no-one much has picked up on the Equality Bill. Loads of scope there for special pleading and special group rights relative to everyone else.

How to turn votes into tax free cash

John Ozimek

Rout?

Maybe neither 1983 nor 1979 count as rout in quite the way 1997 did.

In 1979, Labour lost 51 seats overall: in 1983, they lost 50 overall. The difference was that in the first year, their dip in the vote was relatively small: in the second it was much more massive.

This compares to the wipeout of over half the conservative parliamentary party in 1997 (lost 178 seats).

Another quirk of our system. What is scary is how well, assuming average performance, the Lib Dems have to do relative to Labour to supplant them as second party.

On some predictors, you need something like Lib Dems on 28% vs. Labour on 18% before Lib Dems finally break through the second party barrier. Need a far lower swing to put Lib Dems ahead of the Tories.

John Ozimek

@Rich

Constitutionally correct. Of course, the whole point was that in March 79 he absolutely had to due to the vote of no confidence.

I won't forget that one in a hurry, since I was in Liverpool Edge Hill on the night when the vote went down. Was offered a (no-hope) Liberal seat to fight in the subsequent election about half an hour later - Newham South, if anyone wishes to go doing obscure research - and spent the next few weeks traipsing East London and keeping a look out for the National Front, who were targeting that seat, along with a few others, in the hope of a third place.

Nasty campaign. Blair Peach died when a rally went bad in Southall. But there were a series of rallies that spring, including one in Newham, which might have gone equally bad.

Anyway. Point taken about the constitutional issues - but I was thinking about the parliamentary scenario and (interesting question this) whether there is any way a government can continue after locing a vote of no confidence.

I s'pose, technically, they can, since all a Prime Minister is required to do is assure the Monarch that they can command a majority for their legislative programme. No confidence votes don't - as far as I know - have any independent constitutional existence, especially as a government COULD call a second vote the day after losing a vote of confidence, on a slightly different motion.

The other trick Callaghan may have missed (but here my memory is totally hazy) was maybe stepping down and letting in Healey as leader for the election campaign.

That's something Brown might consider - or not, given that Harman is now Deputy - as a means to avoid in-fighting in the post-election chaos. Step down in ordinary circs, and the party descends into blood-letting. Do it with an election on the horizon, and the chances are you can have a big say in nominating your successor who would still need ratifying by vote, but...would be easier to elect by virtue of having done the job.

In Callaghan's case, might have avoided the disaster of a Foot leadership...

In Brown's case, it is possible that the only person likely to be a greater electoral liability is Harman...so no gain there.

John Ozimek
Paris Hilton

What can I say?

Well, yes. I do know about the Labour succession. Honest.

I cannot imagine what particular strain of pill I was on at the point when I reversed the order of leaders, presumably inflicting a theoretical Kinnockite government on the country in 1997. Now there's a thought! More openly socialist to begin with... but maybe not quite as self-confident as T Blair Esq.

Since I appear to have lost this round comprehensively, let's try double or quits.

Who immediately preceded David Steel as Liberal Party leader?

Hmmmm. Wonders if that will catch anyone at all, since Lib Party leaders is probably such an obscure topic most of you will have to look it up anyway.

Paris, cause she may make dumb mistakes, but she's a lot prettier to look at than me.

New England wrestles porn law schizophrenia

John Ozimek
Boffin

We're all criminals (@codge)

Sorry to undermine your outrage, but the issue of most adults being technically criminal is a pretty old legal chestnut, and one that occasionally throws up issues for various legal systems around the world.

There are some actions - such as killing another person - that the law would rather maintain as pretty universally verboten, irrespective of the age differential between victim and perpetrator.

There are other activities - particularly in the interpersonal sphere - where the relative age of the actors is considered to be relevant. Sexual experimentation is one of those: an act that society might consider to be outrageous if committed by a 40-year-old on a 12-year-old becomes far mor morally acceptable when a 14-year-old does it with a 13-year-old.

The problem - and the challenge - for legal systems is to set in place a framework that allows one set of activity, disallows the other and still has the flexibility to cope with cases of exploitation within the range of "permitted" cases.

Historically, there have been three approaches to this. The UK one tends to be about having rigid laws, with few exceptions, and the establishment turns a blind eye a lot of the time. It was a DPP who said it would not be in the public interest to criminalise half the adult population for what they did whilst young teenagers.

Germany (I think) has more detailed codification, with laws on sexual interaction varying according to the ages of the participants.

Some US states - as the Vermont example suggests - are now trying to do a modified German route, creating specific exceptions for some age groups.

No single approach is perfect: the aim is balance, between being over-legalistic, and letting people get away with abuse.

British film board rejects 'disturbing' sexual torture film

John Ozimek

Undermining the OPA

I gather from comments here and e-mails sent to myself that the question of whether this decision might undermine the OPA is causing some puzzlement. Of course it doesn't do so instantly - and it is quite clear, as has been posted, that the Government did not intend it to do so.

However, the reason for thinking that it might are twofold - and Niki's comment here is merely echoing what I have picked up from lawyers over the last few months.

First, the whole area of Obscenity, indecency, etc is becoming so convoluted that it is becoming ever harder to pick one's way through it. There is a ruling to the effect that ordinary people "ought to know" what is indecent: but the time may be coming when a serious challenge to that will be made.

Compare and contrast the legal position in New Zealand where one set of laws sets out the state's position on pretty much all proscribed speech and imagery.

Second, this is about a tactical argument. Of course the situation previously was that one could possess what it was illegal to publish. However, the point it that possession was previously unlegislated.

Now it is legislated: the government has just passed laws on the subject. Therefore, in a court, when the prosecution is attempting to convince a jury that a particular item has a tendency to deprave and corrupt, a counter-argument that could be introduced is: the government has just legislated; the government says it is permissible for an individual to possess this item; surely no-one believes that the government would say it was OK for an individual to possess an item that would tend to deprave and corrupt them.

So on the surface, the situation has not changed at all. Beneath the surface, it may have.

Moreover, this argument is likely to have more political traction than the previous situation, where possession was not legislated over, but publication was.

John Ozimek
Paris Hilton

@Nigel Whitfield/nature of law

Nigel,

It would be very unwise to take from this ruling that the BBFC had decided that the practices in question were NOT subject to the extreme porn law. Rather, they are walking a very fine line between several pieces of law.

First, the Obscene Publications Act, which requires them not to license for distribution material likely to "deprave or corrupt". Second, the Video Recordings Act, which requires them to have thought for the potential harm that a particular film may provoke, Finally the extreme porn clauses of the Criminal Justice Bill, which may not strictly fall within their remit...but which talk about explicit depictions of certain harm.

Clearly, ther is a difference between potential harm and actual harm and my understanding is that whilst this film touches on all of the topics mentioned, it does not actually depict them in graphic detail. There is (I believe) genital torture - but this is implied rather than shown.

That suggests that the film would definitely fall foul of the VRA, probably fall foul of the OPA - but not hit the spot in terms of extreme porn. Which is why some individuals are now asking whether the law hasn't just made an ass of itself by putting in place so many footling distinctions, rather than - as in New Zealand - adopting one yardstick for all material irrespective of whether it is possessed or distributed.

Paris...cause she has a tendency to deprave and corrupt

Sadville besieged by bitey 'spampires'

John Ozimek
IT Angle

@Mobius

Actually, I'd say this is much more akin to a simple permission issue: the basic question of whether your database runs on an opt-in or opt-out basis.

It looks different because its virtual worlds an such...but its much the same as you accessing a website...having your details harvested...and then being asked to opt-out of the ensuing spam.

If the web eventually gets a bit more virtual, this is going to be a growing issue, since those with a lesser grasp of Data Protection are going quite happily to opt people in to schemes "under guise" of something else.

Photocops: Home Office concedes concern

John Ozimek
Paris Hilton

@McFlurry and other serving coppers

Welcome aboard. As you may gather from what I write, I do talk to real police as well as the Met press office. The view from the street is rarely quite as optimistic or cut-and-dried as that from on high.

Just nodding in to say that if anyone else wishes to drop me a line...I'm always happy to chat.

And for the record...this formalisation lark is something that more than one officer has mentioned to me: basically, stop a member of the public and ask them what they're up to and that's one game. Stop same member of public for same reason, fill out carbon copy form, stick details on to a database, and the result, in terms of public relations is vastly different.

Paris, cause even now, "les flics" make most British police look like pussycats

How gov scapegoats systems for man-made errors

John Ozimek
Paris Hilton

Personal Anecdote

One reason I do know about this sort of thing is that before taking up with El Reg I designed and managed a number of fairly large db projects.. One such project - involving the tailoring of a package solution for a financial services company - suffered from an abrupt funds shortage half way through the build.

So certain things we knew we needed suddenly had to take second priority to important stuff: like getting the data loaded and the function we had tested.

The whole deceased...do-not-mail area was one that needed far greater subtlety.

But without a budget, we came up with a cunning plan to manage the function through the data.

So we had a single goneaway flag...and decided to code it according to levels of goneaway-ness.

One was DNM (there but goneaway for comms purposes): 2 was goneaway; 3 was deceased(as in gone away with extreme prejudice).

Then the marketing bods added a requirement that we were never to mail anyone in the channel isles. So, er, 4 became "living in the Channel Isles".

An interesting extension to the karmic cycle, with spiritual progress being measured through different addresses, on to the afterlife, finally arriving at Guernsey.

Or perhaps a different take on the old saying: "when good americans die...they go to paris".

Paris... for obvious reasons...an cause she is very happy to see any good americans coming to her.

French pass 'three strikes' file-sharing law

John Ozimek
Paris Hilton

Fairness

I only reported the observation abut how few Deputies turned up for this session. It is not necessarily fair to castigate them for that, and the observation by Jean Dionis du Sejour was possibly a bit of a debating point.

In the UK Palriament, a lot of the real debate goes on in committee. A first reading of a Bill is usually a formality - and sometimes, so is the Third Reading. Most of the real debate happens on Second Reading or if/when a bill gets pitchforked back from the Lords.

Then there is the issue of pairing, which means that if two MP's know their votes ar going to cancel one another out, they arrange for neither to turn up. Low attendance at a given session does not mean no-one cares.

It might do. But it doesn't necessarily follow.

From following the hadopi debate through french media (and thanks for the broadcast link anonymous french person....) I'd say the issues have been very well aired. They may have reached a bad conclusion...but that doesn't mean they haven't discussed it.

What I am far more worried by are some practices in the UK parliament, whereby amends to major bills get introduced at third reading: opposition have had no time to investigate them and...in a number of cases...just get nodded through with no debate at all.

That is seriously dangerous territory, and a practice that has sadly been growing over the last couple of years.

Paris...because now we're in France.

Bondage bonzer for bonding, beam boffins

John Ozimek
Paris Hilton

Not an April Fool

Sorry folks, but....unless we have truly truly been double bluffed (and I spoke to the NS editorial team before going with this) it is genuine:

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20127014.300-spanking-brings-couples-together.html

and

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16875-extinct-possum-back-from-the-dead.html

Prof Wiseman has indeed written on Quirkology.

The good Italian prof looks in far better shape than someone of her years ought to (I speak from experience):

http://www.donatellamarazziti.com/

Whereas Prof Sagarin looks a tad scary:

http://www.niu.edu/psyc/faculty/sagarin.shtml

Oh. If there is a NS spoof for today, it might just be this one:

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16877-scientist-spends-four-years-studying-navel-fluff.html

A Viennese scientist who has spent four years studying navel fluff. DO we believe this or don't we?

Paris, cause even she wouldn't fall for that

Playboy TV offers 'Jacq off' special package

John Ozimek
Paris Hilton

The sexism card

I knew I wasn't imagining it...but for a moment could not remember where I found it. Last week, in an interview in the Telegraph and speaking about her expenses, Jacqui Smith is reported as saying:

"She is clear that she will be fully exonerated, hinting that she thinks a male home secretary would not have been questioned for opting to live away from a young family for much of the week."

Full interview at:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/5061422/Jacqui-Smith-Interview-I-know-where-balance-lies-with-civil-liberties-and-security.html

Oh - and for those questioning my description of Tony McNulty and Harry Cohen as female...er, that's irony, that is. Or sarcasm. Or some sort of literary device. I know we're not supposed to use literary devices. My apologies.

Paris. Cause she's not allowed to use literary devices either.

Girls Aloud obscenity trial delayed

John Ozimek
Paris Hilton

@Richard Gadsden

Teenage boys jerk off over pictures of girls aloud?

Oh. That is sick.

I'm phoning the IWF!

Paris - cause she knows about teenage boys

Minister admits thought crime is on the agenda

John Ozimek

@ Tom and revealed preference

Tom...the point is what was jsut said in the Commons...which presumably reveals what the people in power are thinking. This is as clear a statement that imagination is fair game for state intervention as anything - and maybe the scariest exchange I have heard in a long time/ever.

It also brought to mind a reference I noted yesterday in a very good special issue of Index on Censorship. OK - so I have an article in there! :) But its pretty good anyway.

One of the writers was talking about "revealed preference" which is economist-speak for "look at what they do, not what they say".

Their point: an obsession with passing laws that are mostly focussed on the notional protection of sweet white middle class lookalike kiddies. And very little actual practical done for preventing against real child abuse.

Minister confirms U-turn on data sharing

John Ozimek
Paris Hilton

Oh my!

John Smith: how could you!

Michael Wills is, indeed, a Minister at the Ministry of Justice, along with David Hanson.

Jack Straw is Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice - and would undoubtedly be very unamused to be demoted to the ranks of mere Ministers.

The department also has four pussies (aka Parliamentary Under-Secretaries of State...PUSS's). Those who reject the fnaar fnaar tendency in politics should cease reading here.

Two of the Pussies are women - Maria Eagle and Bridget Prentice.

One of the pussies is also a Willy. Yes... Lord Willy Bach is Parliamentary Under-Secretary, etc. at the MoJ.

Last of the four - and the one to watch when it comes to ID Cards and the "Respect agenda" is Shahid Malik.

Sorted.

Paris... cause she knows a thing or two about Parliamentary Under-Secretaries, etc. .... (fnaar fnaar).

Scottish Parliament pr0n law faces angry opposition

John Ozimek
Paris Hilton

Beg to differ

Hmmmm. At risk of condemning myself to a week of grammatical hell...I shall have to take slight issue with our esteemed moderatrix.

A lot of feminists are against this legislation. That is true. Organisations like "Feminists Against Censorship" - the clue is in the title - have taken a valuable stance on behalf of the liberties lobby.

But I think its too easy to distance feminism entirely. Just as christianity contains within it the seeds for, on the one hand, pacifism and total acceptance, as well as the Inquisition...so feminism contains all manner of viewpoints that are described as "feminist" and in some respected quarters accepted as such.

I don't mean the facile argument "God told me to do it" ergo the Yorkshire Ripper is a bad argument for christianity: more the buying-in to a particular point of view (whether anti-gay or anti-porn) by a recognised set of what are, in both cases, quite broad churches.

I've written elsewhere about the roots to New Labour's anti-sex agenda. In part it has to do with the way they switched questions in 1997. Prior to New Labour, a serious debate was taking place in the legal establishment about consent. The question under discussion was the limits of consent: that is, where was it right for the state to draw a line. Tattoing. Religious flagellation. bdsm. Rugby.

On New Labour's arrival, the question shifted to one about where it was ok for an individual to withdraw consent. They shifted the ground from positive consent (when was it OK to say yes) to negative (when to say no). Both are valid questions: but the emphasis was significant.

The shift in emphasis co-incided with the creation of the Sexual Offences Review Team at the Home Office... a group widely regarded as radical feminist in its inspiration.

Of course, it would be unfair just to pick on the feminist elements. Blunkett also made a crack about how nice it was to work with so many of the same religious bent. I think he meant catholics, but not entirely sure.

So the shift in attitude under New Labour, like all such shifts, has complex roots. Some feminist. Some religious. Some - I'd get back to another time - in the Police and in the somewhat puritan ranks of New Labour. Never under-estimate the degree to which New Labour just find sex and related topics "icky".

To blame all that on feminism is wrong.

To seek to exonerate feminsim entirely is just as wrong.

Its what comes of being a broad church.

Paris, cause she's secretly a card-carrying radical feminist. No. Honestly.

John Ozimek
Paris Hilton

South of the Border...

Thanks for the thought (Oliver Mayes). As I wrote that line, I was first of all not intending the slightly awkward fnaar fnaar content in considering porn south of the border.

But as far as silent films go, it did strike me as a fruitful vein for further exploration. Not just black-and-white porn...bring back the cinema organist. Oh, darn...fnaaar fnaar again.

Or even the tinkly pianist.

Isn't there a wonderful scene in an early Chaplin where the villain is trying to throttle some damsel in distress...quite violently, too, I seem to remember. And Charlie's answer to this is to keep kicking said villain up the behind?

Hmmmm. Better not watch that sort of thing nowadays, if it turns you on.

Paris...cause she remembers the joke about the six-inch pianist

MPs vote to keep addresses private (theirs, not yours)

John Ozimek
Paris Hilton

@Sarcasm?

er, yes. Perhaps I should deconstruct the various bits of sarcasm in the piece.

My comment about the risks faced by previous generations of MP's was intended to be ironic/ sarcastic.

So too were my closing remarks about the Deputy Speaker upholding the traditional rights of Parliament. Perhaps a well-placed "Not" would have helped. As in: "the Deputy Speaker upheld traditional parliamentary rights. Not."

However, I cannot lay any claim to Ms Kirkbride's observation that "You never know if someone is going to explode ...". Clearly a reference to the recent outbreak of suicide bombers in leafy Bromsgrove.

Paris...because if she hears much more self-serving parliamentary waffle, SHE is going to explode.

Home Office plans to force CCTV on shops and pubs

John Ozimek

David, David, David

I do hate doing this exchange by e-mail, since I suspect that face-to-face we would not disagree all that much. You pick up a couple of fair points in the piece, and I hope I can clarify.

Yes: police have no powers to look at/demand to view material unless investigating a crime. That said, this piece is based on sight of some draft guidelines (which could very well be buried come summer) that appear to change the ground rules in that respect.

I did say that the measures have not yet been approved and yes: we both know that could mean they will go nowhere. On the other hand, one issue is the continuing trend by government to pass enabling legislation, with the scary powers put through in statutory instruments later.

There's also the tired old: "cctv's the solution: now what's the problem". And I do think there is a question to be answered in terms of where the cameras might to be pointed. The Home Office have been unclear on this.

As you rightly point out: most shops who care about pilfering already have cams in place. Some don't because it just isn't cost-effective. The ACS take the view that in most cases, stores are perfectly able to work out what makes most financial sense for themselves.

So this is another case of government legislating to little real effect.

Like you, I worry about some of the more draconian powers taken by government: if you want me to write about non-techy issues, you need to take that up with the editor of El Reg (to whom all praise and glory....).

Maybe we would disagree about the merits of such powers being taken and not much used. I think that's a bad thing, giving too much arbitrary authority to the police. Creating too much of a climate of fear.

If you ever wish to debate off board, do please memo me directly.

War, Web 2.0 and the Fail Loop

John Ozimek
IT Angle

The machine that won the war

Am I the only one who read this story and was instantly, subliminally reminded of the short story by Isaac Asimov: "the machine that won the war"?

The basic premise of that story, written almost half a century ago now, was that whilst the military might put in place all manner of fancy cybernetics to help its forces gain the upper hand, at the end of the day, it was up to humans to compensate for the holes in the hi-tech.

The machine that actually won the war was.....

(Ah, but that would be telling: if you want to know the answer to that, you'll have to read the story).

Kids online: Parents need to regulate, says Ofcom

John Ozimek

To be fair...

The question asked by Mediamarch was why would there be any objection to having pron filters on as a default, but with the ability for adults to turn them off?

On the surface, that is a reasonably reasonable position - and one that would probably find traction both with Daily Mail readers and government Ministers.

New Zealand bolts net filtering regime into place

John Ozimek
Linux

Out of curiosity

Why has the Australian flag got an extra star in (presumably) the Southern Cross?

Penguin - cause they look up at the southern night sky and can't count anyway

You're barcoded: The sneaky under-25 route to compulsory ID

John Ozimek
Happy

@ errrm

To be honest, I have few issues with anything this government proposes, per se. That may surprise some readers.

But the point is HOW something is used. I have also done a lot of consultancy work in my time, and the trick almost always is to cut through the rhetoric to understand what is happening - not what the management SAY is happening.

There are two or three issues with id, all illustrated in comments here. One is the way it can be used by police: essentially a means to justify you being you at any moment of day or night. Such a power, used sensibly and sparingly could work well. But do I believe - having seen what the UK Police have done with, say, SOCPA - that such laws will be used sensibly and sparingly?

Nope.

Second, there are the penalties for failing to justify yourself: if you can spend time locked up just for not carrying a piece of paper or plastic, in my world view, that is simply wrong.

Last - and separate from the above - is the concept of some sort of centralised database which the carding system supports. Again: no probs with such used sensibly. But I have my doubts.

Maybe the issue is that these are quite bis powers that the UK government is asking for and they are powers that should really only be entrusted to governments you trust. I suspect you can close that syllogism yourself.

Blizzard of smut cuts off Council websites

John Ozimek
IT Angle

@not just link spam

"I read this to mean that there wasn't a public forum that got spammed. Server got compromised and a forum installed to be used as a link dump".

Absolutely. It is not clear what happened on some of the other sites. Worcestershire seem to run a bona fide forum which just got link spammed. However, West Wittering don't.

They were thinking of setting up a forum - possibly this will put them off. So in effect, the hack used an exploit to get on to their server and then either installed a forum of its own or activated something that was there but unused.

If you looked at the site structure (before they took it down) there was very clearly a spurious directory that got added some while after the main site was put up.

That is one of the reasons for looking at this more closely. Link spam? Not much of an issue. Spam sat on .gov.uk domains may be a bit more, since it implies a lack of moderation on some government sites.

But exploits that colonise your site from within are something that fewer people are aware of, and also denote an attack that is just that bit higher up the malware food chain. Of course, one solution is to do a regular check of your own site for "+porn"... which will work fine unless you site happens to be a porn site.

Then you might have problems.

Wrong kind of winter brings England to a halt

John Ozimek
Paris Hilton

The Good, the Bad, the Ugly

Sorry, but...why is a reference to the esteemed Mr Eastwood, star of many a smash spaghetti western (not to mention the "Dirty Harry" franchise) now deemed nsfw.

Its political correctness gone mad, I tell you.

Paris - because she sometimes has difficulty spelling "Clint"

Judges: Don't know the law? It's understandable

John Ozimek
Paris Hilton

Repeals Acts

Actually, just to prove that Parliament do occasionally tidy up some things, take a look at:

http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2008/ukpga_20080012_en_1

This went through last year, mostly tidies up some very obscure law. But does change a few things like the 1751 Disorderly Houses Act - though possbily only as a prelude to their much more wide-ranging regulation of prostitution in the Police Bill this year.

Paris - because legality confuses her too.

Extreme pron vigilantes are after you

John Ozimek
Paris Hilton

Don't forget Scotland

Further info - perhaps - to follow. However, as I am constantly reminded when I write about "the UK": Scotland is another country with its own increasingly divergent legal system.

So whether this proposal is practical or not (I edge toward "not"), it would currently be perfectly legal to run from a website based in Scotland.

Paris - as she is also not based in Scotland (how tenuous can you get?)