* Posts by Martyn

8 posts • joined 29 Oct 2008

Man turns finger into storage

Martyn
Joke

taking it too far

brings a whole new meaning to the term thumb drive now doesnt it

Jobless Brits face influx of foreign IT workers

Martyn
Go

FFS

refering how many foreign people are "stealing" Jobs in Uk should come with the comparative how many UK people are doing the same in foreing countries.

its a damm site more than brits are able to get in other countries. most of the other places in europe actually look after their own people, offering them the work first.

go. its what most people want these job stealing buggers to do

Taliban man loves his iPhone

Martyn
Pirate

surely only for...

surely they would only have it for the sniper app mentioned on here and the google maps

Apple prices MacBook Pro battery surgery

Martyn
Alert

@ Jeremy: HP NC6400 Battery down to 20% in 18 months.

thats still pretty good to the battery in my laptop. it doesnt last long enough to even boot into xp.

Microsoft wants to get under your skin

Martyn
Coat

No way

there is no way on earth im having a microsoft product inside me. there bad enough outside.

do you reckon it will have that paperclip thing from office?

" you look like your having a heart attack, would you like help?"

Ok, i'll get my coat

Inmate hacked prison network, broke into employee database

Martyn
Paris Hilton

Hacking a prison network

Nothing like increasing your chance of being caught is there.

paris. even she couldnt be that dumb?!

Hackers jailbreak T-Mobile's Googlephone

Martyn
Coat

open source

they should have been expecting this sort of thing to happen given that android was meant to be open source. after all, if anyone is able to change/ alter the code, then is there any point in locking it in the first place

mines the one with the phones in the pockets.

Sanyo intros 'iPhone-on-a-stick' home internet terminal

Martyn
Joke

Re: how much

Wouldn't it be cheaper to put a JesusPhone on a stick (well, an iPod Touch at least -- but I'm not sure what biblical term for the latter piece of kit is).

surely that should be a jesusphone on the new iStick.

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