* Posts by Winkypop

5642 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Oct 2008

Razzies set to torpedo Rihanna's Battleship

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Alien

Re: Surprised Prometheus.....

There's bottom of the barrel and then there's UNDER the barrel...

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Watched Battleship on long haul flight

Upon reflection, I much preferred the endless drone of the aircraft engines, the airline food and the mindless boredom.

Agreed, the scene where the old tub is fired up and sent out to battle was a head-desk (or head-tray) moment.

Who knew they kept live munitions on a museum ship?

Nipper's toy train enjoys journey to edge of SPAAAAACE

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Express train to space, mind the gap!

Oh that's excellent.

Loved the video.

Latest exoplanet discovery is a virtual CLONE of Earth

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Re: How old is the star?

"The aliens who did invent religion are most likely still at home killing each other with rocks..."

Sentence of the week, well played that person!

Texas schoolgirl loses case over RFID tag suspension

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Facepalm

If you take your lead in life from the book of revelations

Then you have MUCH bigger problems than mere RFID tags.

Japanese cops cuff cat carrying remote control virus

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Mushroom

Catzilla

Send in Moggra!

NASA: There are 17 BEEELLION Earth-sized worlds in Milky Way

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FAIL

What?

What?

If this is a troll, it's a very poor one indeed.

Do Not Call Register operator breaches Register

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DNC register only goes so far

It is never going to stop the scammers and their "Your computer needs fixing" bullshit.

Chinese man pleads guilty to $100m piracy scam

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FAIL

People BUY software from warez sites?

People who need high-end tools too?

Wow.

Forget the internet: Americans still glued to TV sets in 2012

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Pirate

...and the over 50 too!

I avoid all TV as much as humanly possible.

TV long ago went to the dogs:

Cooking

Clebs

Fatties

Gardening

DIY

Social voyeurism

The only hold out from days gone by is Sport, and I don't like Sport.

Dad hires online assassins to slay game-obsessed son

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China Syndrome

You play one war game, then half an hour later you need another.

Minicam movie pirate gets record-breaking five years in prison

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WTF?

5 years for copying a film!

Then how long did the directors of Avatar, Clash of the Titans, and Captain America: The First Avenger get for making the tripe?

20 years?

Ancient Mars: Covered with life, oceans, clouds, and imagination

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Lovely

Imaginative, but lovely

MEGAGRAPH: 1983's UK home computer chart toppers

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Headmaster

As one of many academically-challenged kids at school in the late 70's...

We weren't even allowed in the same room as our schools solitary 'computer'.

I have no idea what it was but I hear it was impressive.

It would seem that we were the viruses in those days.

Browser makers rush to block fake Google.com security cert

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Linux

Some extra xmas turkey?

No thanks.

Amazon outage whacked Netflix US customers on Christmas Eve

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No cloud?

And still it managed to rain on their parade.

CSIRO mine safety tech becomes archaeological tool

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Happy

Zebedee in a cave?

I always found Zebedee to be a bit dark and evil.

Dougal was my fave!

Thunderbirds, Captain Scarlet creator Gerry Anderson dies at 83

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Captain Scarlet

My childhood was complete watching Capt Scarlet and Thunderbirds.

Strings? What strings?

Thanks Mr Anderson, along with Apollo, you helped make me love all things sciency and spaceage.

Google to scan Chrome extensions, bans auto-install

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Stop

Webroot eh?

Ahh if only they would stop spamming me.

Wikipedia doesn't need your money - so why does it keep pestering you?

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Trollface

Is that the truth?

Or did you read it on Wikipedia?

Dead Steve Jobs' mega yacht seized by testy Philippe Starck

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€9M, €6M or €3M

Anyway you cut it, the tub is hideous.

Little spider makes big-spider-puppet CLONE of itself out of dirt

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Would have come in handy on the ark

It would have kept the other pairs of spiders away!

AFACT wants ushers to confront pirates

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Ahhh cinemas

I remember those.

iPhone 5 launches in China, late and expensive. Chinese say 'meh'

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Apple in China

You'd need a pretty good map app there I guess.

Senator threatens FAA with legislation over in-flight fondleslabbing

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But people abuse the rules now

I've observed plenty of ignorant types using all manner of PEDs during periods when crew are seated and strapped in for take off and landing.

Cameras, music players, mobiles, you name it. On a recent flight and during landing, a crew member openly allowed a nearby parent to hand hold a running portable DVD player (tray table down) so that Junior could finish watching Toy Story 2, no doubt for the 300th time.

These rules you speak of, who actually follows them?

Suspected fake internet cop trio collared by real cops

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Joke

Of course the MET don't do this

Everyone knows that on the spot fines are administered by the International Facebook Bureau (HQ in Badadministan)

Sniff.. Phew! WORLD'S OLDEST CHEESE discovered in Poland

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Cheese

Right up there with mankind's other breakthroughs such; the use of fire, the wheel, levers, pulleys, electricity, etc

Boffins spot 7 ALIEN WORLDS right in our galactic backyard

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Alien

I'm sure they are just hiding from us

I'd hide from us too.

Apple's iOS 6 maps STILL muddle Mildura

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WTF?

You couldn't get lost

You just couldn't.

Even here in Aus we have those big metal road sign thingies.

Sure, many have bullet holes and pellet marks from shotties.

But they're all you'd ever need if departing from a city and driving on tarmac.

Kim Dotcom shows off new mega service

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The dodgy corrupt bad guys versus

The dodgy corrupt good guys.

SNAFU

Apple updates maps to remove Australia’s ghost-city in the desert

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Rocket Lake - land for sale

Downtown "Mildurah"' from $75,000

Ask for dodgy Pete.

Australian Police say don't use Apple's iOS 6 Maps

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Re: Who would leave a perfectly serviceable highway?

Tourist spot, certainly.

Major regional centre, not so much.

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Who would leave a perfectly serviceable highway?

Up that way, roads are scarce, good roads even more so.

The main road to Mildurah is tarred and has signs + painted road markings, this is as good as it gets.

Leaving the main road would only offer you 4wd tracks.

Turn off at your own peril.

Better yet, turn off your iPhone

That square QR barcode on the poster? Check it's not a sticker

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QR codes

Quite Rarely?

If it looks like an ad, it's probably an ad.

Moon riven by colossal cracks

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Irish moon mission

They go there for the craic!

Start the clock! Public sector web MUST be disabled-friendly by 2015

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Re: Driving licences?

- A vision impaired parent interested in knowing rules and regs applicable to their sighted child?

- A person with poor reading skills, but reasonable spoken word ability

- A vision impaired student/teacher researching licensing Info

- A person with poor vision contrast

- A person who needs text to be magnified beyond the usual standard

The list goes on and on.......besides, it's simply the right thing to do.

Brr, feeling cold? Galaxy is home to plenty of WARMER Earth twins

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Like exoplanet news?

There's an app for that:

"exoplanets"

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/exoplanet/id327702034?mt=8

(No affiliation)

Curiosity finds organics on Mars, but possibly not of Mars

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Where's the life?

There was supposed to be earth shattering news about life!

Assange: Google, Facebook run 'side projects' for US spooks

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Sorry Jules

You lost me at the conspiracy theory bit, pretty much all of it really.

Hero Playmonaut lost at sea as SPEARS ditches in Channel

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From injection mould to watery grave

Alas, what price the advancement of science?

FIP

Float in peace

His Holiness Benedict XVI to tweet to his Catholic flock

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Dear Mr Pope

This god thing, seriously?

#skyfairies

Facebook invites users to vote away voting rights, some privacy

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FAIL

Let the (new) ownage begin

Personally, I wouldn't touch FB with a borrowed barge pole.

But what were users expecting when they placed personal data on a commercialised social network site?

Democracy? Privacy? Respect?

Register readers mostly too ashamed to cop to hideous hoard horrors

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Windows

I have a no junk policy

well. maybe a bit of old hardware, oh and some redundant software, and then there's those iOmega zip disks.....

Prisoner found with phone + charger in anal cavity

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Interesting advert placement with story

Right next to this article was an advert that stated:

"Do more with the next-generation servers from Dell"...

The bottom boggles!

Apple ships 'completely redesigned' iTunes 11

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Stop

I'll wait for a while thanks

Going by past updates to iTunes for Win, it's wise to stay behind the bleeding edge.

Leveson tells media to set up independent regulator or bow to Ofcom

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Carry on

Rich men make rules that rich men don't need to follow.

Status quo restored, now back to your cubicles.

Japan Airlines to serve KFC on Christmas flights

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Stink-o-rama?

I've sat next to a family eating take-away McDonalds on a plane.

The reek was unbelievable.

Even worse than the nastiest airline food.

Even Indian Airlines.

Don't encourage them.

MONSTER QUASAR BLAST blows stunned astro boffins' WIGS OFF

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Science eh?

It just keeps on giving and giving...wow!

'Boson' Higgs: Yes, CERN has seen the coming of the God particle

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Joke

The standard model?

Nah, I think I'll wait until the deluxe model comes out.

Japan firm offers mums-to-be 3D printed unborn infants

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Re: Hmmm, maybe I should...

YEAH!

Before AND after.